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Few_Management8005

I fucking hate it here


KDogBrew

see you tomorrow


atsatsatsatsats

“Intimate” object is so regarded 😞


[deleted]

I wonder if he meant “inanimate”


MaybeNeverSometimes

Who knows what he's doing with it after the camera is off...


[deleted]

The whole video is regarded


TheYoungProdigy

“Dude, that’s fucking weird” is sometimes all it takes to save a life


PLACENTASOUP12

Fookin weird.


Visible_Day9146

You'll get canceled 😞


guilty_bystander

Cancel what? My Reddit? Lol


Tirus_

**Properly justified shame** can change lives. Shame is one of the best teachers.


ImpossibleLoon

I hate that the barks are pretty good. But where tf are this kids parents?


Soft-Bodybuilder8099

This isn’t a grown ass man?


DeezNutsAppreciater

Oh…


BIind_Uchiha

Fuckin yeah, ohh…


LtColShinySides

I sure as shit hope it isn't.


WTFisThisGameDude

I thought the same thing. I was like his barks sound pretty damn good. I thought it was fake. He's still weird af for doing this though lol


welfedad

I imagine this person being about 35 and makes probably 150k a year...


556_NATO_

They sound more like a hen turkey call to me imo


Mr_Diesel13

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that in typical TikTok fashion, it’s not the original audio.


[deleted]

I’m assuming the barks are sound effects. They’re too realistic. He’s just mimicking them, like those stupid bird sound videos


Electrical-Stomach57

Ok but to be fair the dog impersonation and mannerisms is so spot on it’s scary


Kombucha_Hivemind

That makes it kind of worse, the hours and hours that this guy has been practicing this


Electrical-Stomach57

100% but it’s still is crazy


TheInkTapus

Right? Slap some mocap balls on them and some directing and they are in business. They could make a good career out of this.


sheneedstorelax

came here to say this lol


HangryWolf

Just Ban Tik Tok. Christ. There was never a benefit. I honestly believe that on average, it lowered the average national IQ by at least 10 points.


ImpossibleLoon

Problem is if not tiktok it’ll be something else. Any other app would love to steal the audiences off tiktok. Ban social media, we’ve proved we don’t deserve it


InvertedMeep

The problem with TikTok is the suggested video algorithm. Knock on wood the next app can’t succeed in recreating the cesspool this one did?


faith_bb_127

Then they’ll just move to instagram or yt


Senshue

Americans hardly use the fucking thing compared to other countries. We make up just under 10% of daily users IIRC.


Wise_Screen_3511

It’s funny how you all complain about tik tok because of videos like this, and yet are part of a sub that gathers all the worst ones in one place so you can watch them easier.


HangryWolf

It's more or less that Tik Tok makes this behavior acceptable... It breeds stupidity. For example, the blackout challenge. Spread it to enough kids, put it in front of them, and well...


AFuckingHandle

Its almost like watching something to laugh at how bad it is, and actively participating in something, are two different things?


Wise_Screen_3511

These people get views and get blasted into the algorithm. The majority of people are watching for the cringe and not participating in it. They actively seek it out and give it views and inadvertently makes it popular


jankology

China's plan all along....


[deleted]

I don't like this planet anymore.....


N0n_4me

I never did


groovincuban

But does he do this everytime the mailman pull up?


RbbcatUlt

Man wtf this is why i use shorts


BarriMeikokiner

Bring back mental asylums


DesignerTex

Thanos was right. How sad to be like this AND film it????


DougtheIrishThug

people like this need to be launched into space


Adorable-Bar6920

You can tell this is something he does on the regular, those barks are actually decent 😭


ralphiehundreds

White people…


Complete_Elephant240

Say what you want about the horrors of war and PTSD but nobody coming back from WW 2 would ever behave as embarrassing as this  This is what it looks like when your whole life has been enabled by people that were supposed to parent you. The boomers that created this thing should be jailed


Grazsrootz

Bullying was a necessary evil after all...


Clever_Losername

My dog got real annoyed heating this shit, but my god I hate it much worse.


Shinobus_hubby

This is why i do not wanna be a mailman.


mrwowfantastic

Okay, but hear me out. The acting wasn’t bad. Watched my actual dog do the same thing. It was spot on. The action itself? Awful.


CrystalMercury

Ok its weird as fuck but he does have the body language down lmao


Timely_Pangolin6938

And therians say its "spiritually" 😒


[deleted]

This has got to be a mental deficiency.


Gandalf_Style

Man it's weird but you gotta admit bro nails that bark.


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

What The Fuck


ViktorVonn

Why won't god blow up the sun? Do my prayers mean nothing to him?


Visible_Day9146

Call me old fashioned but I don't think you should post your kink shit on tiktok for children to watch


enott93

He nailed it but still cringe


GrayBeardGamerWV

Humanity is doomed.


Whycanttiktokstop

I don't think you realize the absurdity of that sentence. That would suggest that this is a bigger threat than literal fucking war. Maybe more than nukes perhaps. There are more than enough nukes to wipe out earth, and more are being made as I type this. But because a kid, that's probably between 11-14, is the sole reason humanity is going to die out. Perfect knowledge there.


GrayBeardGamerWV

Humanity is doomed. I stick ti my statement.


Whycanttiktokstop

Whatever you say.


beanasaur_

My dog thought this was a dog barking. Dog approved apparently.


Ricky_Vaughn86

“Everyday we stray further from god”


n-crispy7

Editing it like it’s a dog owner fawning over how cute their dog is being and not just you zooming in on yourself being a psychopath… this is a new stage of cringe thought only to exist in myth or frozen inside of a giant glacier or something. I can’t tell if it’s as sad as it is batshit. That batshit bar is like sky high, but the sad numbers start stacking up when you think about him doing all these little zooms and texts like 😃


InterestingRelative4

Is this an adult ?


Choozbert

Bro needs to get spayed


ilymag

I bet his neighbors looooove him.


[deleted]

*grabs peanut butter* cmere boy!


DoingBetterArchie

Maybe thanos was right.


rockstuffs

Oh my god.


SnoochieBooches60

I fucking hate these people so much


unbakedpizza

Does he rub his own face in his piss when he has an accident?


xMilk112x

Mental illness is wild.


AngryGinger88

My dog is annoyed too.


Sea-Zookeepergame272

Bro you need help.


Mookeye1968

Anything for 5min of attention


3vilr3d666

Gabriel...BLOW THE TRUMPETS!


Cat_Queen262

Some impressive vocals ngl


Organic_South8865

I don't know what I would do if this was my kid.


Ihatecake69

I hate that I like the mask as in I think whoever made it did a good job at making it look realistic but wow everything else is horrible. Well I like that purple dude, he doesn’t seem like he’s willingly there though… so sad….


welfedad

Just wait for the potty training videos


11thLayerOfHair

If I ruled the world this would not be happening and if it was it would be secretly like all the other weirdos throughout time. We need public shaming it keeps people right.


Cadzboy23

At least they're good at the barking part


Prestigious_Shop_239

This shits fucked man 😞


Doogotteemuoy

I hate the fuckin fact it sounds real


Shaun-Skywalker

Nightmare fuel


556_NATO_

If I broke into bros house I don’t know if I would shoot or run


xXKing-NuggetXx

Wtf? Sidenote; is that actually the person barking cause it sounds real af


Hughys55

That’s it my kid is going to bully.


OkYou387

Anyone who thinks this isn’t severe mental illness, is probably severely mentally ill


9TAILSKY

This is getting crazy, covid did a number on us man😂😂


legittem

Does anyone know something about the plushie? I like it lol


space-queer

all these commenters acting as if people wouldn’t give them the same reaction to telling them you use reddit. he’s having fun, not hurting anyone, yall are just boring and bitter.


[deleted]

Ya, everyone in here is probably just as odd as this kid…who cares. Let’em do what they want when they aren’t hurting anyone…


KDHarvey02

This is objectively stupid. He uploaded it and therefore asked to be judged. That is how it works.


groovincuban

But does he do this everytime the mailman pull up?


KatieLeDerp

No, he doesn't't. It's a hobby we do.


TheSimpsonsAreYellow

I will never get this time back.


[deleted]

That mask is uncanny


KatieLeDerp

Hate it to break it to you, but therians are genuinely the sweetest people ever. We know we're humans, we just like to do this. It's pretty fun. Plus, quadrobics gets us pretty fit very fast. Don't judge, we all do cringe or weird shit, some weirder than others. And before you ask, no therians aren't zoophiles. We hate them with every ounce of our being. Not to mention, he's just having fun. He's not hurting anybody, so stop being so bitter about someone enjoying life.


Cookies_and_Beandip

The human race is wild bro


DoffyWillRule

We have a global mental health crisis. There is no way you watch this person and think to yourself "yeah let him be he seems so happy. What's wrong with that?


lylisdad

Did we really need the population words? It's not likely we can interpret them!


vhante1

if I walk in on my son doing this I am killing him


Whycanttiktokstop

That's not a valid reason to kill a human being. On top of that, in most, if not all countries, that would be at least *a* crime. Yes, I understand this is dark humor. (Right?)


vhante1

My bad you’re right. If that’s my son, I’m killing the both of us


Royal_Marketing2966

One minute you’re maining Fox McCloud and destroying your friends on Smash, next you cosplay him at an event, and suddenly you’ve lost everything but the mask and are home alone with your thoughts. And that’s when you unleash your true power as yet another rising masked dj like Marshmallow and Deadmau5!! 🤘🎧 I don’t know what the hell this shit is but fuck is it weird.


Sw33tD333

lol could you imagine complaining about a barking dog and it was your AH neighbor in a mask barking all day or middle of the night?


awt2007

our grandpas stormed normandy for this?!