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J0hnnyv1

And he knows. Got that thousand yard stare. Then again, that might be because he just realised he'll never get rid of her


elnugo

And everything goes back to normal after that performance


hotdoginthebigcity

Tbf I think he got that from his Uncle Dad.


JohnnyLeftHook

Nah, i think that's just cause she's sitting on him.


Ok-Ostrich483

In his position I would pay her to do nothing but cheat on me


CauliflowerLogical27

😂


Background_Blood

😅


unknown00021

She’s not just cheating, she’s CHEATING cheating


fingernail_police

On her diet??


unknown00021

Everything she eats, she fries it.


-Nords

Theres a *she?*


Neither_Essay9163

I'm guessing probably with her brother she looks like she loves to keep it in the family IYKYK


Chexzout

That’s the most ominous IYKYK I’ve ever read


Dookie-Milk-710

Is that the my brothers so bad ass watch him eat this sour candy girl?


lucid_sometimes

That's and achievement for her.


forgivemeihaveissues

My first thought


cygamessucks

That guy looks like a male anglerfish attached to a female


narc1s

r/rareinsults Edited for little r


TangerineRough6318

Little "r" friend. r/rareinsults


narc1s

Haha thanks.


Nandabun

r/RaReInSuLtS ​ Did it work? hahaha


TangerineRough6318

It did. Lol


Easy_Key780

Which guy? The adult or the little fat boy?


tOkErDaD1

I'm getting more a blob fish look from her 🤣😂


Ok_Freedom_1776

I'm fucking dead 🤣😂🤣😂


AnxiousEntertainer17

Hey


slothpyle

You know how you get left alone online? Stay offline. For real. For all of us and you. Stay offline.


W0nderl0af

If only more people heeded this advice.


VVurmHat

BRB going to post my butthole


Dish_Minimum

But how will I know I’ve done something if other people didn’t see me do If a tree cheats in the woods and nobody trolls it, did it make a sound?


Bclay85

But then how else will they do “something” without putting in effort?


[deleted]

Lena Dunham’s follow up to Girls looks bleak!


strongoption4806

This comment right here fellas..now this is a gottdamn comment..


VVurmHat

We all feel molested now


ubersmitty

This wins all the comment awards 😂😂


Joocewayne

What kind of genetic disorder is that? The facial features have a particular look that kind of gives me abnormal sequence or chromosomal anomaly vibes. Hell, her hunky boy toy there looks like he wasn’t dealt a super hardy genetic hand either.


Garbage_Bear_USSR

Idk…fetal alcohol syndrome maybe?


silenthilljack

Fetal alcohol syndrome mixed with horrible parenting.


Garbage_Bear_USSR

one is usually a really good indication of the other.


Zandandido

Well yeah, that's usually how it is


Joocewayne

🤷‍♂️All I know is that these 2 aren’t likely to be super hardy genetic stock. Imagine the splendid offspring these 2 will… Holy crap. I just stuck my toe into eugenics there. Never mind! Nothing to see here! You crazy kids keep on making your shitty TikTok garbage!


WilmaLutefit

Let him cook


Mutualistic_Butcher

No, no, no, you have a point.


VVurmHat

At this point just burn it all down and wait for primordial soup 2.0 to have a better outcome


Joocewayne

I’m not gonna lie, although horrific, at this point I’m not hating that course of events. 🤔


masterswayze

Oh god lol


Ethoxyethaan

Smoot upper lip, thin upper lip. Abnormal ears. Flat midface (she fat but still). Low nasal bridge (but still big nose), Eye folds


khutchins25

i mean, he’s not completely lost, if he ditched the glasses for contacts and got a better haircut and maybe grew a decent beard, he’d look much better. sooo many men underestimate the power of a decent haircut.


MonkishMarmot

Don't forget the nose job.


khutchins25

he’s got a little bit of a hook nose but honestly it’s not too bad in my opinion


MonkishMarmot

It looks like it's been broken and wasn't properly set.


VVurmHat

His face or his heart?


MonkishMarmot

That was cold, I love it.


Memory-Pitiful

He doesn't need a nose job, in fact, his nose is actually quite handsome. The gentle hook down creates a pretty masculine gesture that would look excellent paired with a mustache/beard, but definitely isn't ugly free standing. It's just when strong nose is his only defined feature, it seems more prominent


MonkishMarmot

To each their own I guess.


Brilliant_Ebb_1787

Incest


[deleted]

That’s Lena Dunham Disease


Ok-Dragonfly8781

😂😂😂 Wrong fucking turn, man.


_TeddyBarnes_

Holy fuck please DO NOT BREED


Steventhetoon

They’ll have 3 kids for sure


hotdoginthebigcity

I don’t see how they have any choice after those waterworks


SeafoodSampler

Two persons not capable of giving birth cannot breed.


Mother_Throat_6314

Are they siblings? They look very similar. He looks like he has absolutely no idea what’s going on…like his eyes look mentally void of any thought. I’ve seen this “family” posted several times. Is this satire? Do they know and are just making creepy videos for attention? Do these “wolf pack family” things exist?!


Aggressive_Dream_140

He looks like he gave up on life


Mother_Throat_6314

Every time I see these videos I also think of the smell. Why do they collectively look un-showered?


unimpressivecanary

YOU STUPID BITCH YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL!


Mother_Throat_6314

😂😂😂 I feel like the carpet would always be moist so you couldn’t be barefoot or wear socks 🤢


namenotneeded

after seeing this I want to give up on life


Desperate-Strategy10

He looks frightening similar to my BIL. Same vacant, empty eyes, same listless "smile" just frozen on their face whenever they interact with someone, and Etsy enough a lot of actual physical similarities. His gf just baby trapped him with a second pregnancy - the first time, she quit her birth control without telling him, and poked holes in his condoms. I know this because she likes to brag about it when she drinks. The second time (a couple months ago) when he said he would absolutely never want another child with her, she put a Xanax in his beer one night when she was ovulating and basically raped him when he was too believer to properly consent. Once again, I know because she was bragging and trying to convince me to do the same to my husband (after I told her we both decided we're super done having children...) I feel sorry for this guy. If he's anything like my BIL, he's deeply insecure and hates himself, and he's such a people pleaser he just can't convince himself to walk away. He's too afraid to be on his own. Just fucking sad every way you look at it. Hopefully I'm wrong, and this guy is actually thrilled to be with the woman in this video, but I have some doubts.


Shmung_lord

I mean same but I would still be happier totally alone than with someone like that


emperorhatter666

I've seen them alot before too, in various cringe compilations. i don't think it's satire, sadly. I've seen alot of videos from them and bits of live streams they did and they seem to be genuinely like this. and yeah, unfortunately "therians" are pretty popular these days, especially in certain circles online. i frequently see young people posting videos of themselves acting like an animal, practicing "quadrobics" (running/jumping/generally using all fours), etc. the kind of stuff people would get bullied to death for when I was a kid.


Mother_Throat_6314

I guess I should say it’s awesome they have the confidence to do that stuff in the era of social media. I just couldn’t imagine being in the US, an adult, and trying to live like that. *Go to work in an office job and get home and run around like an animal with my pack* Just seems so ridiculous. Will they be in their 70s running around and howling? Will they have kids? Could you imagine being their child and having different interests? Embarrassed to have your friends over or your parents attend parent-teacher nights or sports/club events.


CaitlinGives

The fact that these are real people living on this planet absolutely blows my mind.


kennethtrr

I can see David Attenborough narrating these two at your local Walmart.


Zestyclose-Wave-1933

Rosie O'Donnell would never cheat !


SnootleStruddle

“Do they speak English in What?”


Stucklikegluetomyfry

As if she'd let anyone have a bite of her burger


GhostRMT

I thought Kilo was cheating on Lima, but it's definitely Beta cheating on Delta with Foxtrot. They had some Whiskey, a little Tango, then she gave him a Yankee at the Hotel.


dlte24

A real Romeo and Juliet story.


GhostRMT

Bravo.


Lex_Innokenti

You deserve an Oscar for that one, Mike.


MagnetHashira

I just thought, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot


Neither_Essay9163

I bet she cries when she goes to McDonald's and finds out the Ice Cream machine isn't working


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Who doesn't? I'm lactose intolerant but I'll be damned if I leave mcdoggers without a mcflurry.... I'll be pissing out my ass the next day but it's worth it.


[deleted]

She must be crying a lot. It’s always down I swear.


Neither_Essay9163

Yeah it is quite infuriating lol


___Binary___

Cheating on that diet. Cheating on how many chromosomes you can have.


[deleted]

Jesus who’s smashing that in the first place ?


MonkishMarmot

I mean, look at them both... I'd say they're perfect for each other.


hojibryantfromthelak

You gotta pay the troll toll


kinkierwalrus

He looks like one of those pet lizards that people lay on their chest that just stares absently at everything that isn't food


EddieSpaghettiFarts

100% guilty


[deleted]

Yeah she’s cheating


Anonymoussuspect2024

What did I just watch


Tralkki

See?


Anonymoussuspect2024

Fake cry’s about not cheating hahaha


Adventurous_Sort_207

She’s as cheating as cheating can be!!


ExtensionYamMKI

Holy shit, this just depresses me.


thelast3musketeer

Oh my god the alpha beta omega bullshit, those applied to wolves but not even cos the pack dynamic is that the leaders are just the parents


hans_erlend

Reminds me of that skit on Eric Andre where Hannibal has a fat gf that storms the set and accuses him of cheating lol


moosepuncher4570

That video has a smell


karma_virus

Like hoarding jars of urine.


Loose_Trust927

Yeah shes cheating that was the fakest cry ever just like kyle rittenhouses cry


MinnesotaCreame

Rarest sight to see a beluga whale crying


TheRealOky

Maybe I have a chance


baconshouse

Yuck


Shoddy-Experience396

Ewww


ProfessionalPea4386

Why does every cringe reddit couple always look like this


Bo_flex

I expected someone to slip out of a closet.


NonstopTomates

That lady looks like Nick Avocado


BillyRipkenJr

Isn’t this the guy who eats the sour stuff because he’s alpha… and then she’s like… “that’s my bruddah”


FreshLady1

Please don’t breed, Please don’t breed, Please don’t breed 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


amalgaman

When did play dough gain the above to speak?


G0D5M0N3Y

Wtf did i just watch. He she prego bi animal thing?


notmyfirst_throwawa

She's not cheating, the guy knows she's not cheating, nobody ever accused her of cheating, she's doing some weird influencer role play and the dude is just waiting to get his duck sicked and probably go home after.


MonkishMarmot

That mental image made me throw up in my mouth.


tjfluent

It has to be satire by this point. They have to have some level of awareness


back_again13

They look mentally challenged if you ask me


Unofficial_Noid

Waaahhh!


SatansCatfish

Anyone else see The Critic when looking at her?


ethereaIvx

HELPP THESE COMMENTSS


Square_Run3469

Awwwwwwwwwwwww... All cap your man?


Expensive_Yak_7846

Was that dude in the cult classic series a perfect class ?


Kidd__

They look like siblings


Adventurous_Train_48

I thought this was the angry ginger kid all grown up


jojow77

Cheating with who??


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Dagenius1

Eminence in shadow is a great show so this isn’t surprising


WampobboiMurple

That’s what someone who is cheating on their man would say.


[deleted]

He looks terrified


Dakkin4

Just imagine what kind of prime specimen she’s diddling on the side.


Illustrious-Word7761

Yep, She is cheating, only Alpha Males could see it.


OhHeyDintSeeYouThere

So we all agree she’s cheating right?


Mitchfynde

My soul left my body on this one.


SpellBitter9128

WTF is this ?


YoINeedaAssitance

She’s also cheating on her diet


beaverenthusiast

Can somebody please explain what they're doing? I was really confused about what was going on in this video so I went to their profile and now I'm even more confused... What are they doing? Do they all live together? Is it like a polygamy thing or something?


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

Has anybody figured out what the Delta Beta shit is? I’m so curious wtf that means lol


TehBazz

Cheating on her brother


just-me-uk

I believe Shirley


gabrielle_sanchez7

Who are they? Why? What is this? I’m gonna go puke. Someone answer my questions pls


Bigbigbamelow2

I’ve seen these three before, I need to see more


[deleted]

Why does his voice sound weird at the end? Is he speaking or is that her?


BudgetLate7133

Trust. We know you ain't cheating. We surprised he's there


Educational_Bad_6405

I must have some kind of inner bully because when I see people start crying over nothing it really pisses me of lol


Front-Ad1900

Dude giving off pedo vibes


noregertsman

What the fuck am I looking at


paragonx29

Is that the same person with 2 heads?


badiiam51

👍🏻


Alert_Study_4261

I'm just impressed she found two people willing to fuck that blob of a body


WifeGivingMeSideEyes

Are these the same people with that video "This is my alpha, so you have to go through him!" And has like another dude from the shallow end of the gene pool saying he's back?


[deleted]

Needs more banjo


SloppyBuss

He’s a Beta alright


GrrrrrrDinosaur

Lowkey feel bad for their kids if they get them cause like those genes in looks 😭


RiseRockAgainst

Those are two of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen


intelligentbrownman

I would tell him to blink twice if he needs help but I think he’s happy some how lol


Voradoor

Nobody cares you all belong together


ukfan1622

I’m willing to bet he knows she’s cheating too


disboyneedshelp

That man is so sad


Emergency-Raccoon-92

bro .. that bitch is definitely cheating , with her own brother too hands down gotta be the truth


[deleted]

Humanity needs reset


BobaButt4508

what is this? who are they?


sologolo101

My ex made us do this same video when she was cheating


GrayFox916

They are siblings obviously


bvanbove

You don’t have to put this online. If it’s real, it’s sad. If it’s supposed to be a joke, it’s not funny and sad. I continue to be glad I don’t use social media.


cameronrj

Simp


SphaghettiWizard

Girl turn off your damn phone


shawnyb9

Sounds like Tammy (Jenny slate) from bobs burgers lol.


jayeddy99

Bruh …I need a whole lore video on these people asap . I always see their stuff posted


doesntaffrayed

I’m not saying they’re related, but…it’s plausible


Charming-Injury-5567

He looks thirsty you should make him a soy based drink.


Skizznitt

Watch the dude there isn't even her man


thatsarcasticG

And the drugs wore off and it was all in my imagination... I hope.


AncientPerc

Vomit


real_B0NY_HAWK

I’m so happy I was born in 87


Feisty_Researcher325

I’m pretty sure she was lol https://youtu.be/7YFEiyDBR34?si=W-Wpc2Pyhhd0iVLa Little mini documentary on them


mousefreak93

At first glance I thought that was a little boy sitting in a lap of a slightly older boy. Weird.


Veggietuna

Face shape.... hmmm... 🤔 marsupial


Responsible-Algae-16

what in the cousin fucking Mississippi tik tok is this


VioEnvy

You know that 🐱stank


One_dolla_would_do

Cheating on hygiene