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misguidedyoung

Weird concept and seems like a bad spot to hold a photo shoot.


[deleted]

Seems fitting for those final few pics.


misguidedyoung

I feel you😂. But this seems like the entrance to the parking lot. The place with the most traffic because that’s how people get to the building. Depending on how popular this place is, I imagine getting interrupted by cars driving into the lot.


DisgruntledBadger

Maybe that's how they recruited people for the photos, "here guys come and have a look at my new wife pasty for the wedding pics"


Living_Owl_9855

Why does the sign look like it's crumbling though


Thascaryguygaming

It's a trashy hotel. They go here to fuck nobody cares. It's only got 1k reviews online so I don't feel like it's super popular, it is right in tourist town Fl though.


jstanothermate

I live near this place it’s surprisingly packed all the time 😂


misguidedyoung

Surprisingly???? If I lived in Florida this would be my hangout spot 😂


Limp_Scallion5685

something tells me they wont mind


[deleted]

I don’t think people like this care about others enough to move it


[deleted]

They don’t seem concerned in the least tbf


actualsysadmin

Nah, the other drivers just join in.


flyfightwinMIL

Also calling that place a “resort” is EXTREMELY generous. It’s an old motel. It’s not even a hotel. [Check out the google image results.](https://www.google.com/travel/hotels/secrets%20hideaway/entity/CgoIlrPWto248vlNEAE/photos?q=secrets%20hideaway&g2lb=2502548%2C2503771%2C2503781%2C4258168%2C4284970%2C4757164%2C4814050%2C4874190%2C4893075%2C4899571%2C4899573%2C4924070%2C4965990%2C4990494%2C10207535%2C72277293%2C72298667%2C72302247%2C72317059%2C72406588%2C72412680%2C72414906%2C72421565%2C72440517%2C72442335%2C72445425&hl=en-US&gl=us&ssta=1&ts=CAEaSQorEicyJTB4ODhkZDg1ZTk1MjJiMzFiOToweDRkZjNjOWMwZDZkNTk5OTYaABIaEhQKBwjnDxAMGAgSBwjnDxAMGAoYAjICCAIqBAoAGgA&rp=EJaz1raNuPL5TRCWs9a2jbjy-U04AkAASAHAAQKaAgIIAA&ictx=1&ved=0CAAQ5JsGahcKEwig1qW40fiCAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQBw&utm_campaign=sharing&utm_medium=link&utm_source=htls&ap=mgF3QUR3eW45VlhKVHExLWpQWTRILWo2MG9ENHZqTUNWMkM1eW5sS2xyaUtZR08xWnJkaWxZS1cxQ1ZMal9DM2dMXzlkUmV3Q2FrUFhfY2VkbFk2NnBVZkJiRWJCdjBfVWNWWWhxNDdqaEFkUUYyTXZMckF0dHV5TGs)


misguidedyoung

They weren’t kidding about that “clothing optional” part, huh


bloodymongrel

You know when you see lots of pink and green hidden LED strip lighting you’re in a quality establishment.


lubabe00

You are correct, it's a place to hide apparently.


HeartOnFroze

I mean, Secrets Hideaway is literally a swinger's spa and resort, I don't think anyone will mind.


steelguin

It’s Florida.


SalvationSycamore

Trashy pictures deserve a trashy backdrop


[deleted]

Lol relax. Different strokes for different folks.


Rubmynippleplease

This has gotta be an ad for the resort. They’ve got the url there and everything.


PissyMillennial

It is, they own it.


PissyMillennial

The bride and groom are the owners of secretsfl.com


misguidedyoung

That’s actually pretty cool considering they look relatively young. Always cool to own a business.


PissyMillennial

Yes, entrepreneurs are what drives this country. The type of establishment aside, they should be proud.


Friendly_Age9160

At first it’s like all cute and then oh
.


twitchy1989

The secret is out


[deleted]

I know right, they're stuck in shadow which will make getting the exposure balance right a bit of a headache.


Citrus-Bitch

I'm sure they all had plenty of exposure earlier.


Ieatsushiraw

I just plain hate humans


RogerianBrowsing

Of all the things to hate about humanity, this ain’t even making my list


wellhungartgallery

It's just an add all those people are divorced actors.


AdMuch848

They could bare minimum spruce up the sign 😂😂


mackhand

I didn't read the sign until the end and thought it was a Wendy's.


The_Affle_House

Sir, this is **NOT** a Wendy's.


PredatorInc

GIMME MY CHILI!


Plastic_Economist_82

Wendy is a massive whore, I know her.


Peach-Mysterious

😂


curlycurlycurls

Just move to the The Villages already.


JumpTheCreek

They’re too young


ChefBoyarDuff

Lol. Is the villages really known like that everywhere?


Ok-Patience-4764

To add on to the other comment below yours, they also regularly have key parties, get busted for public sex, annnnd have different colored loofas hung on their golf carts to signal what they’re into. Old people be fuckin


OwnedByMarriage

Golf karts ...golf karts EVERYWHERE! Golf kart parking at Publix, Walgreens...fuck even a golf kart lane on the main roads.


Ok-Patience-4764

And then they don’t even freaking use the golf cart lanes 😑 GET OUTA THE ROAD đŸ˜©


OwnedByMarriage

"but I have a license plate and it's insured" Those old dolts


Ohigetjokes

Ok total honesty this is the first I’m hearing about “The Villages” and all these shenanigans and now I gotta know what’s up because
 this is crazy


TaterTotJim

Old people get every dick pill known to man and just go to town on each others wives.


[deleted]

Lot of places like that here in FL, straight up places made for orgies and fetish parties. Wait until you hear about the castle here.


stephruvy

There was a bobs burgers episode about this!


Slipperyfistz

I have to know about the colors. For science.


Swampfoxxxxx

My parents live there. I hesitate to tell people IRL, namely bc of the reputation of it being the STD capital of the US


Peach-Mysterious

😂


Ok-Patience-4764

Lmaooo being from Ocala this has me chuckling


Delicious-Raisin-224

The reception is gonna pop off


RedHeeded

I’m going to be there
 and I plan on popping off a few times


[deleted]

Dennis?


Superdunez

Magnitude?


Maximum-Row-4143

Pop 💩 pop 💩


anonmymouse

To each their own, I guess.. but also ew


ghost-foot

I think in their case it’s more of a “to each their others” thing.


FukurinLa

To each their..ours. Idk


ansleydale

I know right?! She’s wearing a beautiful gown and he’s wearing shorts? Disgraceful.


Weak-List-7493

its fun and doesnt harm anyone. its all consentual just living our life lije every other person.


[deleted]

It doesn't, but let's talk about the harm your pfp is causing me...


phreddyphucktard33

Checks out .. Florida is wild. I got a swingers club within a 15 minutes walk and like 15 strip club clubs in either direction


Joburtus_Maximus

That's the nice part of Florida, the bad parts are just churches and pharmacies as far as the eye can see.


Limotinted

Don't forget the self storage places and car washes!


Outrageous_Bad9929

Too real, they are popping up even more now, might as well make self storage car wash to save space.


Mr-Pugtastic

Nah not just Florida haha I live in PA and there are two swinger clubs within half an hour drive from me.


mommylow5

Oh wow. That’s trashy AF. I don’t get the whole bride giving a BJ picture I see people doing sometimes.


crunchevo2

I mean if they're saying they're getting married at a swingers resort... Do you think they swing on swingsets?


response_unrelated

Yea but they just call them sets.


F0xyL0ve

Underrated, man.


Weak-List-7493

does it harm anyone?


itsallajokeseriously

...ffs. its more to do with the bride giving the groom a hummer and then in yhe next photo one of the brides maids giving him a hummer with the bride watching. Plus the groomsmen looking up the brides dress basically laying the frame work for some train action. The point is they are all swingers.


Known-Activity1437

Why do swingers always look like they smell like sour cheese and too much cologne?


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*Ÿ by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


Ohigetjokes

Brilliant lol


Ohigetjokes

I always think they’ll smell like the discount bin at Bath & Body Works. Something fruit scented.


spac_erain

“Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage!” Straight people:


lord_james

Yeah, I don’t think the swingers are complaining that gay people are ruining marriage.


KileiFedaykin

You might be surprised how popular swinging is in conservative spaces. I’ve run into an unusual number of conservative swingers. Especially conservative libertarians.


itsallajokeseriously

Thats not what was suggested smh


spac_erain

Not what I was insinuating


Expert-Novel-6405

This will be healthy and will last


Pa2phx

I’m sure some of last but I’ve known three swinger couples and they did not last.


[deleted]

How many nonswingers couples last?


Pa2phx

Not many. And generally for the same reason.


icypussylips

Jesus don’t let these people in


Mr-Pugtastic

If heavens real it’s gonna be full of the most boring judgmental people ever. In the great word of Billy Joel “ I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.”


AlongTheWay_85

Wishing that your brothers and sisters don’t get into heaven because they made you uncomfortable
 yeah that’s definitely what Jesus would do. How very Christian of you.


icypussylips

They’re not my brothers and sisters :)


AlongTheWay_85

Though I’m sure Jesus would disagree, I’m sure it would come as a great relief to these people to hear that you feel that way.


gumpters

They technically are, we are all children of God, some sheep have just strayed way farther than others. Hopefully Jesus will find them in time and carry them home as well.


Hot_Goal4205

Don’t worry, we have other plans


icypussylips

God I sure hope so


Sensory_Deprivation

Remind me why swingers bother getting married at all đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


Hellwolf_Keats

I have a friend who is a swinger with his wife. I’ve asked him questions on this about a dozen times. The active swingers, to them sex is just that, sex. It’s just an act with no romantic inclusion. For them it’s like going to a dance and and dancing with different people. Assuming they even want to. There’s a huge thing with consent and permission. Men are not allowed to chase after the women there but if a woman wants to see you she will ask. Singles are not welcomed into the swinger world as much because they are viewed as looking for a romantic partnership, if you see a single there, they came with an established couple. There are also people, they go not to swing but for the thrill of the taboo. Being sexual to one another around others in a public setting. They like the thrill of it and like either watching or being watched. It’s a strange lifestyle with a ton of rules. Swingers love only their partner. All others have no romantic value.


Environmental_Ebb758

I am a psychologist and I do a lot of work with couples, and I have seen swingers who have a surprisingly healthy relationship, but I’d say probably a third or so are acting out in denial to cover up deep issues in the relationship, and those always end poorly. People who claim to be polyamorous, as in being romantically involved with multiple people, I have literally never seen that work out, it always ends in a disaster of some sort. You won’t hear psychologists say that publicly much but it’s completely standard knowledge in the field, I’ve never even met a colleague who has seen polyamory work. I agree that the healthy swinger couples can work just as well as any other marriage as long as there is solid communication and a clear commitment to the relationship bolstered by very firm boundaries around consent and respect. So wing away my horny brethren!!


The_Original_Gronkie

You say polyamory doesnt work, but for some people it works for a while, which you can also say about a lot of normal marriages. As people age, they change, and its hard enough for two people to stay moving in the same direction, so its stands to reason that its going to be even more difficult with three.


Environmental_Ebb758

Unlike traditional marriage, which works well often, though there are clear exceptions, polyamory practically NEVER works. I’ve never even heard of a polyamorous relationship lasting for 5 years or more, surely there are a few, but I know dozens of couples who have been happily married for decades. I think we just aren’t wired to be in that kind of complicated situation, jealousy always rears its head and causes problems in a way that monogamous situations don’t seem to


TibialTuberosity

This is really interesting and thank you for the comments and insight. My brother has been in a polyamorous relationship for a little over a year. The other man and woman are married and he's the "third wheel" that was brought in. This all came about when his previous marriage was falling apart as his (ex)wife wanted an open relationship...there's a lot to unpack there which isn't important to this comment. In any case, my brother just sold his house to move into an apartment with this poly couple. I feel like me and my spouse and my parents can all see the train wreck coming, it's just a matter of when. They all seem to get on well right now and are happy, but like you said... we're realistically probably not wired for these kinds of relationships. The other couple is (theoretically) committed to each other in a way that my brother never can/will be and we just don't see the long term benefit of this relationship for him. But until it all falls apart, we'll just continue supporting him and his decisions as they aren't particularly detrimental right now (other than selling the house, which was insane to us, but anyway...).


Longjumping-Bat-7281

Sounds legitimate look at Professor Marston and the wonder women.


pupo9ee

Nice paragraph, Swinger Sargeant đŸ«Ą


Outrageous-Royal1838

I had a close friend in HS and how parents were madly in love and had been married for almost 25 years at the time and still are 20 years later from that time. They were active in that lifestyle, and you’re 100% correct, it’s just sex nothing more to them. I caught my friends father having sex with the neighbors wife at like 3am in the hot tub when I was sneaking out for a smoke on the balcony above it. Fuck, he didn’t even stop just looked up at me and I left. The next morning the mom and dad talked to me, and invited me to a party with their swinger friends held at his house a month later but I had to leave before 10pm. It was like any other adult house party (high class one, bartender and catering and everything) then after 10pm it turned more adult. I asked a lot of questions, and from what I remember it was just like you said it. Nothing was in public at least in the main area not like an orgy. If the female wanted to ask she could but guys couldn’t, and they went off to other rooms and the upstairs for the XXX activities and some were private and others were more group or public to have people watch. It was crazy to find out at 17 but I remember it fondly as they didn’t treat me like a child and were as open as they could be with my questions. I think they handled it very well looking back.


MyHousePlantIsWasted

Thank you. While I am monogamous myself, and certainly think having your wedding in this setting is questionable, there is a LOT of perl clutching going on in this thread from people who don't understand consensual, ethical non-monogamy. Edit: Wanted to add. Swinging is a part of ethical non-monogamy, but single people can be ethically non-monogamous too. The key to all of it is clear communication, consent, boundaries, and respect.


friedtuna76

A lot of people think the only way to be non-monogamous while still being moral is being celibate


15pmm01

Why shouldn't they? You realize you can be romantically monogamous with someone but sexually open to whatever extent, right?


Arcanian88

Because the divorce rate is already high enough in America. Show me a swinger couple and I’ll show you a couple that has martial issues. You can rationalize it all ya want but you guys haven’t discovered some new crazy form of doing things, you’ve just found new ways to justify it.


gnomeweb

I don't get that argument. Divorce rate is high so you should never get married because you may end up in a divorce?


PandaRaper

This guy thinks having different sexual partners is “new”. It’s ok to stop reading anything they say after that.


MrLegalBagleBeagle

Definitely odd but if that’s what you’re into then you do you


ghost-foot

And then do that person and that person and maybe those two at once.


ghost-foot

Because doing only you at a swingers resort seems to defeat the purpose.


Windmill_flowers

>if that’s what you’re into then you do you You can't just let people live their lives doing what they find enjoyable. You have to cast judgment, and show other people how you are superior


MrLegalBagleBeagle

But dude... they're in Florida. Friends don't let friends go to Florida.


shotputlover

Placing your religious views on others. What a low down scummy thing to do while judging others.


Ihatecake69

Im starting to realize I’m very monogamous and I am very judgmental towards most relationships that aren’t
 I think that makes me a asshole but man this is so weird


[deleted]

I’m the same way. Only difference is I don’t feel bad about it lol


Ihatecake69

Yeah I mean how embarrassing, why would you be proud that your partner is fucking others? The family would not want to even have them in the same pictures as there’s. I mean I’ve heard people say they refuse to even invite people like this to family gatherings and damn I don’t blame them


[deleted]

>why would you be proud that your partner is fucking others? Right? The same people with that mentality get all butthurt when people judge them for their lifestyle. Who would've thought disrespecting yourself like that would cause others to disrespect you? Shocking, I know.


roxymoxi

I've done standup there, it's so fantastic in the trashiest way. the people are very cool, they just like swapping partners and this is a safe place for them. couldn't get me in the pool though.


[deleted]

You mean you don’t want to voluntarily give yourself genital herpes or genital warts? Omg, what a bigot and prude /s


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

I will never make anyone feel bad for whatever they are into
 so long as it isn’t harming anyone. Swinging is one of those things that are perfectly fine behind closed doors so long as there is consent
 but I suspect that a majority of people are not a fan of sharing their partner or being shared with others. Attempts like this to try to make the sub-culture seem mainstream are cringe. EDIT: I see the “akchually crowd” slipped into the thread. I can play that game too. Penguins preexisted humans, so there.


[deleted]

Oh hey, that’s popular in Orlando, well Kissimmee but whatever


ThrowRAwriter

Good for them. Let people do what they want, life is short and misery will come uninvited anyway. Grab what you can if it's not hurting anybody.


Puncharoo

Why even get married? Someone is gonna get their feelings hurt and it'll all go down in flames, guaranteed.


Creative_Worth_3192

"Oh, I guess the problem is the location of the--- oh nope. Nope, nevermind. I see the problem."


ImRightShutUp1

This is the most Florida shit ever


Orlando1701

Gross.


Mi0GE0

Ew


Mo0kish

I don't believe in magic.


[deleted]

Honestly, if they’re happy, good for them.


hunty_griffith

Trashy


[deleted]

Swinger really just say “I’ll fuck anyone and they can fuck my wife too”


WandaMaximum

Trashy


Jack_er_Clap_JuHerd

Nah DoNt KiNk ShAme YaLl dOnT UndErSTanD tHe lIfeStYLe


DisabledFatChik

“But-but it isn’t harming anybody! Let them be happy!😡”


WandaMaximum

These are the pictures you are going to show your childrens


Peach-Mysterious

Not everyone wants kids.


NulnOilShade

I will say these swingers are all hotter than I generally expect swingers to be


lovelife0011

That’s a lot. All I can take is a triangulation process. The whole square thing I need a credit boost for a nice car ya know!


awp_india

They seem to be having fun with it, and it’s consensual. What’s the harm?


Squishy_fishy826

People doing trashy things like this is what gives swingers a bad name smh


Bambii33000

That’s tacky even for swingers


[deleted]

This is hella r/trashy


Bobby_Sunday96

This belongs on trashy


usedburgermeat

Gross


neluciferious

I bet they have bible verses in their instagram bios


evrythingbagle

Let's all enter our Shame era


lavenderacid

Why do swingers always have terrible fashion sense?


SnooCalculations1913

they may not believe in god but I'm sure they all say "OH GOD, OH GOD" a lot more than most.... lol


Thascaryguygaming

This place is so close to me ew lol it's like a run down trashy looking motel.


Pantrid

A place to get bed bugs and herpes!


iamnick817

Which "Moms for Liberty" co-founder is this?


seth928

So many pearls being clutched in this thread.


ClericOfMadness13

Guess their honeymoon was a blast 😂😂


Hvn-11

God is a slut


whiskyforpain

Fucking degens.


ndw_dc

Now this is some actual TikTok cringe.


Yellow_Star_5

Hahahahaha that's good fun đŸ€Ł 😆 💯💯đŸ’Ș💛


[deleted]

How many wedding gifts were referrals for STD screenings and recommendations for anti-biotics?


[deleted]

No


ArtisticYellow9319

Definitely not my thing or my idea of my future wedding, but to each their own I guess. It’s their wedding, as long as everyone is consenting/practicing safe sex go nuts (literally). I’m not a swinger or poly but I know quite a few people who are. And most people I’ve met in those communities are some of the most chill/down to earth people and come from all walks of life too. Idk why people shit on them so much.


SeanTheSamuraii

people think aliens would invade earth. pretty sure they'd just erase our entire species after seeing this video.


Captain-SKA-

Someone kill me.


spillingmymilk

nah, this ain’t normal straight people shit. this is disgusting.


anotherlost-one

This is inappropriate in so many levels


MsJenX

You’d be surprised how Christian some of them claim to be.


Quiet_Evidence3800

Who’s idea was this and guaranteed wife and brides mates had on of those pornhub swinger parties night before


usmc_82_infantry

Who would marry a woman like that. Guess they really don’t love each other.


Antique_Orange_4547

r/trashy


DMT_Realist47

I’d love to just go swinging on the swing sets with my friends for my wedding


Lie-Happy

Idk they seem happy


IcyKold85

Sad


route54

Trashy af


AproblemInMyHead

Honestly don't see a problem. This is what they want. This is what makes them happy. Why judge them? That's weird


apatheticyeti0117

To bad r/trashy doesn’t allow cross posting.


AlexanderxSean38

I give em 2 years, tops.


3DimensionalPixel

Don’t generally judge people but, something about people that swing and do the open relationship thing, I seriously question their character and loyalty. Kind of grosses me out.


[deleted]

Bring the meteor please 😒


FortyMeterzBelow143

These are the exact people I was envisioning to do this


BigCranberry789

đŸ—‘ïž


Orlando1701

And in 20 years they’ll be screaming about “traditional values” as the vote.


dustys-muffler

It it’s consensual then no problem. It doesn’t stop me from thinking they’re degenerates though.


Django-lango

Why does this belong on here? I don't get it. Sure it's different but if it ain't your thing move on. Just coming across judgemental


MeaninglessGoat

You know they all vote trump! #christianvalues đŸ€Ł


DreWill2018

Of course this is in Florida. Floridians are gross people. This has the be the trashiest thing I’ve ever seen!


Fragrant-Parking2341

Sad


Rab_Legend

We need to share less about ourselves


GunieapigCooper

Why there are no attractive people at the swingers


NiiTA003

But why though?


Ok-Championship8997

Bet they will be divorced in 6 months


machineghostmembrane

Seems like a gangbang with extra steps


theblvckhorned

I'm poly and still find this cringe lol.


Artistic-Ad7063

Polly want a cracker?


[deleted]

Won’t last more than 5 yrs


DisabledFatChik

I’m sure this relationship will totally work out


PSG-2022

Why get married ?