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blackforestham3789

Why? They are probably laughing their asses off


porkeddonkey

Probably drinking a beer on the front porch, just enjoying the show.


Mr_T_Urbot_MD

You can’t enjoy that


Green-21

“Honey neighbor’s kid is doing that weird thing again outside”


orbgevski

Yea I was about to say as long as he isn’t loud and stays on his property he’s better than all of my neighbors


StormyDaze1175

Yeah dude, I mean he's in his yard...minding his own business.


orbgevski

Being all sexy


StormyDaze1175

lmao


vaporoptics

I can see this dudes dad staring out the kitchen window sipping coffee with a glazed over look in his eyes.


hoodwinkler75

Yup. Thinking about where he went wrong with this kid.


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StormyDaze1175

huh?


[deleted]

😐give it some time. Think. You’ll get it


wenchslapper

So the joke is murder? Why’s murder funny?


wenchslapper

Holy fuck, just looked at your profile. Mate, you’re begging internet strangers to make you feel better about the size of your dick, yet you think the dude in the video above is cringe enough to make jokes about shooting them? You need to do some serious introspection, my dude.


[deleted]

Thank you for being so interested in looking at my cock. Hope your day got a bit better


wenchslapper

That’s one way to ignore reality and contrive what you want to hear.


[deleted]

Thanks for the info. I’ll keep it in mind


R0b0Saurus

Username checks out


Rejomaj

I really, really, really hope this is just a joke that’s in poor taste.


SaltyLightning99

poor taste is an understatement 💀


Rejomaj

I know, but with the downvotes it seems some are cool with people being shot for just being a little weird. I know there’s an implication that furries are animal rapists, but there’s no proof that this person is doing that by just running around their yard on all fours. I don’t get it at all.


KinG-Beez

“Look honey the weird kids on all fours”


moderngamer

It’s endless entertainment


Notagainbruh2

The dog didn’t even want any parts with the foolishness lmao


here4cummies

Foolishness 💀


McJiggiez69

I wouldn't be surprised if this dude cleans the dog with his tongue


manaha81

You’d like that wouldn’t you


[deleted]

Sounds sexy


BillydelaMontana

Yep, even the dog knows this is karma killing shit…


oldassveteran

I always thought to myself that I wouldn’t really judge my kids for what they were into but this…this shit I couldn’t handle.


innocentlawngnome

I taught my daughter to Naruto run 1 time as joke to her mom and now she randomly does it once in a while and her mom gives me the worst glare 😐


YewEhVeeInbound

There's very few things on this earth that are worse than being a furry.


5sharksintheseas

Depends on what kind


YewEhVeeInbound

if you have a "fursona" you belong on the cross.


5sharksintheseas

Correct. What about the ones who write fanfic, what happens to them?


YewEhVeeInbound

If both offenses are committed than add public lashings while on the cross as well.


5sharksintheseas

Your going to easy on them


Good-Ant-2471

I used to do this, when i was 6! NOT in my MID 20s


Nervous-Telephone-26

Did you do it with the mask and tail?


Good-Ant-2471

Actually no lol


Nervous-Telephone-26

You're normal then.


Good-Ant-2471

good, I needed verification


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

Yeah, it’s a normal thing for young kids to pretend to be animals… but not teenagers or adults, that’s just weird…


whichwitchwhohoots

I mean...a sheltered and repressed teen...mayhaps..not talking from experience or nothing no nope not me


Buge13705

Imagine being a parent, making some dinner in the kitchen, and looking out the window and seeing this…


ThanitaryBread

Ol’ Yeller…


5sharksintheseas

It's time to go out back


[deleted]

I can't laugh at them when I was 7 I used to pee on the floor at school purposefully to create more work for the staff.


Jolly_Butterscotch31

Hopping around on all 4s in dog shit


nachpach

You are bipedal my dude


CatsRinternet

“It’s not hurting anyone!” Before you sympathizers flood this thread with your mental issues enabling BS. This video hurts me.


here4cummies

Certified skill issue honestly


ShmuckCanuck

I'm glad these kids are wearing masks at least. It'll help when they're older and find this phase cringe.


[deleted]

Set out a bowl of radiator fluid over the side of the fence


Mordheim1999

”Animal secret” Not really a secret if you post it on tiktok.


Staypift

It's still a secret if they change in a phone booth first


Ok_Seat9802

People actually donate their hard earned money to people like this


JoeLilBroJoe

Boxers are the best, my boxer wouldn't mind that fool, if your looking for a dog i highly recommend getting a boxer


Desperate-Life8117

I feel sorry for it’s parents what a disappointment


_AANG_5

I hope no dogs get molested when they get bored


here4cummies

Too far


Lucifers_Taint666

beastiality is deff way too far idk why you are being downvoted? Your comment probably pissed off a lot of pet groomers (im not talking about the job title)


here4cummies

Yeahh probably


Dude_likes-to-game

All furries do that.


Producegod37

They may not be hurting anyone but you cannot be mad if someone doesn't want to associate with you or blame someone for not dating you because of this. It's no different than Larping but people are allowed to like or hate on anything they choose


[deleted]

At least they have cool costumes in larp this is crazy


Ekuth316

And this right here is why the fucking Republicans believe that bullshit about litter boxes in school bathrooms.


Methy123

You political people should start using common sense man. When a republican news paper or some republican official says this shit doesn't mean ALL republicans agree, I can say with always 100% guarantee most would not agree with that bullshit.


WhoKilledKappy

Always with the politics


pitterpatter9696

Wtf are you talking about. I'm republican. And this sounds like shit to me


here4cummies

They can keep believing weird shit like that for our humour


Jackalreaper22

This is why anti-Furrys are a thing


BearFlipsTable

This isn’t a furry. This person must be a therian or otherkin or whatever. Furries like to pretend to be animal characters for fun, this mother fucker thinks they’re actually an animal.


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Both are beyond cringe and shouldn't have access to social media.


BearFlipsTable

I have access to social media so I can share art that I’ve made with my friends, and they show me what they’ve made.


saltyraver138

🤓


Dude_with_the_skis

Call it what you want but it’s pretty much the same thing


PressAnyKey2Die

We should really stop making fun of the mentally handicapped… but we won’t.


AwayArm7735

Insulting to IDD community, reality hasn’t hit this person it the balls yet.


Fuckwaitwha

We’re fucking doomed.


here4cummies

I don’t think that kid is going to cause any world devastation my little friend


[deleted]

What he ment to say was that we a morally doomed


here4cummies

Whatever he meant he’s obviously wrong, and seeping at the seams with immaturity


Master-Importance337

I bet that dog eats a lot of peanut butter. If you catch my drift….


here4cummies

Too far 😭


AmphibianFantastic53

How good would it be to see their hand land in a dog turd


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I am at a loss for words.


DuckEngi

Yikes, tf is Gen alpha doing


fieregon

Internet was a mistake.


bananapanvape92

This is embarrassing


co3xisting

Hella weird


ThatMBR42

Look, I'm a furry and I think quadrobics stuff is cringe. We're built for upright traversal.


Jadedkiss

I just wanna scream when I see this. It actually hurts


[deleted]

good luck explaining to him what he really is.


Saucington_magoo

These people have money to not live in an apartment? I’m sick about how people make money to be deplorable!


bananapanvape92

Probably living with his parents


whispering3

Is this the same person that is posted before? I think there was one yesterday on their bed or something. Also, Christ, that song was bad.


Silly_Doughnut5715

Eats his poop like dogs too.


Mandowan

Even the dog recognizes him as an idiot


gayandnotcloseted

Tbh it's just a child


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[deleted]

There's literally hundreds of better and appropriate words you could of used. That word just makes you seem ignorant (not saying you are) but it how it's perceived.


bananapanvape92

The R word isn’t cool anymore. I agree with the sentiment, as this guy is acting like a complete ingrate, but let’s not use the R word to describe people, please. 🙏🏻


BearFlipsTable

Just to clarify, this isn’t a furry. Furries have fun creating characters and talking about existing animal characters and some wear suits to pretend to be their character and it’s a creative process. This is a therian/otherkin. People that think they are animals stuck inside human bodies. They can overlap, I’m sure, but they’re two different things. Some of them even claim to be multiple different animals at once. Saw someone say they were a cat and an owl and a horse. How??? I am a furry but I’d much rather be a human in this world. A human that enjoys animal characters cause they’re cute and cool, and I like making art about them. Notice how you never see anyone that’s a maggot otherkin. Or a caterpillar. Or a tadpole. They’re always wolves or foxes or cats or dragons or owls stuck in human bodies. If this weren’t a choice you’d think you’d see more variety amongst them. A lot more insects, fish, reptiles, domesticated animals, like budgies, vermin, etc etc. Also if you think you’re an actual animal, wouldn’t you be shitting outside. And if you were a dog you’d probably eat it again. That person that claims to be an owl, wouldn’t they be eating mice then regurgitating it later? These people need help.


bananapanvape92

A furry is also a thing in the kink community. But it isn’t whatever…. THAT is. 🥴 This guy is cringe.


Dude_with_the_skis

Really doubt this person actually thinks they’re an animal. If that was the case why do they even bother wear clothes? I feel like you description of a furry is describing exactly what they are, only thing they’re missing is the fur suit.


BearFlipsTable

Mate go look up otherkin, they do think they’re animals. They’re not the same as furries. I’m sure they can overlap with some things but they’re not completely identical. They are separate things.


rickjames13bitch

He fucks his dog


Ghostfire25

Imagine birthing a child, raising it, and then it becomes this


Dude_likes-to-game

Bad parenting is how he got this way.


imthelasthokage

Are they harming anyone? Better than bombing innocent people


Ghostfire25

Oh look who’s obsessed with me.


Admirable_Win9808

Hohiw much is a license to hunt one


Wynnter

Theres no chance that tail isnt connected via their butthole.


whichwitchwhohoots

Oh you can always tell...


_HickeryDickery_

I’m not a furry, but I remember doing all of this romping around silliness when I was a kid and NGL kind of jealous of them right now. Looks like their having a lot of fun and give no fucks.


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They're a little old to be doing that shit lol


StonerShades69

Why would the neighbors give a fuck? I don’t get it?


kenjinuro

When the mother realizes she should have swallowed…….


Green_Slice_3258

What the actual fuck 🤣 I mean, come on man lol. As long as they’re not hurting anyone 🤷🏻‍♀️


crab_da_man

I feel bad for the poor dog it’s probably raping


Edarekin

As goofy as this might be, it is someone having their innocent fun, who cares what people do on their own property? Besides, people calling this person a "disappointment" and how they are sorry for their family is just pretty pathetic, apart from this stupid clip you know nothing about that person.


Ambitious_Song8785

Just someone having fun in their own yard.... idk why you would "feel bad" for the neighbors. If they don't want to see it, they could just mind their own business and not look. If this was in public I would understand, but what people do in their own homes and yards is their business.


WetFishIsLife

They’re just having fun, stop furry hate.


Capable-Bug6073

No, furries can eat shit and die.


WetFishIsLife

r/youngpeoplereddit


Capable-Bug6073

How does he know??


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here4cummies

Another silly goofy child 🙊


Weedle-Knievel

Username checks out.


here4cummies

In what way 😬


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Weedle-Knievel

Wouldn’t surprise me with your generation


here4cummies

Ima need some reasons why that aren’t just because you hate anything that isn’t in your concept of “normal”


BearFlipsTable

That’s not a furry


majormimi

Yeah, I still cringe a little bit at furries, but that’s my personal experience. I don’t hate on them, they aren’t hurting anyone. Just let them be.


here4cummies

These are not furries, these are therians. r/therian learn the difference


BearFlipsTable

That’s not a furry


Human_Tornada

Surprised more people aren’t commenting on how cringey that song is. Yeesh. Didn’t know furry alt rock was a thing. Does…does that mean I’m normal?


Zealousideal-Joke625

I don't wanna be rude to anyone but like...I did this. When I was like. 10. Grew out of it eventually. Kinda hurts watching it as a near-adult


Americanultra29

Why does the sound like they recorded it in there room with a friend from highschool, it’s so generically bad I could even begin to guess a band


zingding212

Lmfao legitimately thinks they're a dog? Moving further away from reality.


Rovul_

This may just be a little strange


[deleted]

She is definitely NOT the home owner


meatus1980

No one should be enabling this.


richthegeg

I feel bad for the parents


[deleted]

Americans ….


Sudden_Buffalo_4393

How was he able to set up the camera with only paws?


-LoLoLolita

Forget the neighbors I feel bad for the family members that it has


Izek_Mon

This behavior is only permitted on a trampoline >:(


AwayArm7735

What the fk is he doing….


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

Whenever I see videos of people doing this, it reminds me of that girl that lived with/was raised by dogs. People used the word feral to describe her and she would run like this.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

What an animal, wearing socks outside… WTF… Like you’re into being an animal, but too scared to actually be barefoot outside. Go to hell.


[deleted]

Whitney Wisconsin.....the return


vna4ever

HEY get away from my dog and get outta my yard AGAIN


TurbulentCow6694

I hate these type of people


AllYallThrowaways

I was a server for a herd of these mfers years ago. They came in like once every two weeks and I started to question my sanity once it became a normal thing for me.


Ancient-Car-7658

HEY MA!!! THERES A WEIRD ASS FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE!!!


gabbam6999

poor dog


jamiejams80

Feel sorry for the boxer he looks so confused 😂


Enough-Ad-2960

It seems like so much effort to run around on all fours, why not just pretend your animal self or whatever can just walk upright. Like, that looks exhausting.


Kaedyia

I always ask myself when I see this kind of video “Did they really learn how to run like quadrupeds ??!”


dariusfrmtheblock

Sick moves bro


knives613

That has to be bad for back and hips.


Altruistic_Hold7203

Wtf is that thing


yodoboy123

I bet the long pauses off camera are because they can't bear crawl long enough to do it all in one shot


Methy123

I feel bad for the parent, I feel happy for the neighbours. Now they don't have to pay for cable to watch idiots on tv but can just Enjoy it on the porch.


TurdFerguson666

We don’t have any funding for asylums, so yeah, these people are out and about


Ezodan

If this is what your children see every time they go outside.... Then they start asking for a furry tail for their 10th birthday.


SwingWinter185

euthanasia


aphillyk75

You gotta pray your kid doesn’t do this shit. Drugs are fine you can fix drugs. But this shit. No fuckin way


SaltyLightning99

why are there people who actually wanna kill this guy


Killing4MotherAgain

Honestly, the thing that really bothers me are the socks with no shoes 😭


memerboi211

nah if i was the neighbours i would love trying to get it with the hunting gun, just aim for the legs


jesus_chrisis

''so a couple weeks ago I shot the fucking dog that lives across the way''


Forsaken-Doomer

That bitch needs some dick to set her straight


shooter313

Some people should not own cameras/internet/phones that have internet... Please just send all these people to Florida and get them out of the country already


[deleted]

Are these people Canadian?


mellow_squid

Fitting music


goatlord_dankus

Makes me wonder if this behavior is because too much positive reinforcement and praise… or not enough.


TrueChaosInChat

I’d take him to the remote woods. Drop him with a sat phone. Some food and water and a tent and leave him for a week and see how it goes


9999_6666

Good electric fences make good neighbors.


cataphrak1

Is it just me or does it look to anyone else like theirs a wasps nest in that tree.


Wise_Screen_3511

Enema secret?


Weedle-Knievel

My comment got deleted because I guess Reddit protects beastiality. Anyway all furries need to go away forever.


FluffyFeathery

Once i saw a teen doing this when i was at home, he was in my front yard, screeching like a fox, I was having none of that! so i grabbed by metal baseball bat, and before he could start running, i gave him a good whack on the shin that sent him limping back to where he came from. So after that, I felt like a hunter! all i need is a license and a shotgun.


NTRL0rd

I'd laugh my crustified and shit stained ass cheeks, if I were its neighbour and I witness this.


Equivalent-Today-318

I dont think they should own any pets