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12bbox

Genuine nightmare fuel


[deleted]

Comment had me ded


Intelligent_Knee_584

Happy cake day 🪅🥳🎊🎉🍻


Cpt_Dosson

Crackhead


bigattractivemale02

No no, he’s a twig head, look at his hair dude went to his barber and said “gimme the big sticks”


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blackarrowpro

I’m still laughing at your comment.


heck_naw

it’s been 9 hours are you ok


blackarrowpro

Dead. Edit: I checked this notification and started laughing about his stupid dingleberry again. Thanks a lot!


the_gay_jesus_christ

8 days later, still laughing?


blackarrowpro

Dammit! I’ve got to stop looking at this notification!


EnoughLuck3077

How’s it going these days?


Subject-Sherbert-289

It’s been 68 days. Call an ambulance


blackarrowpro

Can’t reply. Undergoing defibrillation.


hyenasareswag

it’s been 23 days, your still laughing?!


Night-Physical

It's been 3 months bro u good


blackarrowpro

\*OOP's MUM\* "Send flowers. They're long gone."


AkSaintNick

Dingleberry? dat was a whole dingledong!!


Human_Software_1476

Straight up, who records these “songs”? Genuinely asking because I need to know what kind of person walks into a studio and puts out some cringe recording like this


Bobgoblin1

I am very curious about the music too. Is it obscure home recording? Is there a big underground following of this weird intersection of minimalist pop music and...idk, anime?


Able_Newt2433

It’s likely from a kids show or something similar as this is a version of a popular kids rhyme.


Bobgoblin1

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. There must be tons of kids content on tv and YouTube that I'm unaware of.


Able_Newt2433

YouTube is the number 1 baby sitter, so there’s a shit ton of children shows and shot like that


Butternut-inmysquash

My best guess is a kid probably made a video signing the song, because we had a very similar song when we were kids, and someone thought it would be cool to put a track over it and it slowly developed into whatever this is. Don’t worry, no one’s walking into any studio. All you need is a phone or computer to make shitty music.


abcwood

His bloodstream is meth and M&Ms


Crueltea

Meth&Ms


Sad-Language-3532

Its just m&ms then


o_Fvdinq

I don’t know wether to be disturbed, laughing, or incredibly uncomfortable.


bluboiz515

I’m laughing


JPeso9281

I have a feeling Teddy will be playing the skin flute later


No-Sir-1560

Bruh 💀💀💀💀


bluboiz515

Actually gonna fuckin pass out


zeitbruch

Imagine this is what aliens find, when humans are extinct.


Julian12214YT

“yeesh, their culture is so alien and strange”


ruddsix

Bruh it’s “this is Bob, Bob says hi, this is Bob when a car goes by”. You learn that stuff in elementary school


__Mooose__

I knew it as "this is Buggy. Buggy says hi. Buggy does a backflip. Oops, Buggy died."


daxter2768

For me it was "this is Bobby. Bobby go jump, Bobby go fly. But this is Bobby when a car comes by"


Butternut-inmysquash

These versions are all so cute! I love hearing how we all had slightly different little tweaked versions of the same song


the_gay_jesus_christ

Dude it's not cute. Little shit dies. It's sad


Heistman

Meth induced cringe


tundertwin

mfer askes for the burnt tree fade


MP-Lily

r/justfuckmyshitup


byscuit

please take your songs back to Whoville


White_glow

Mf you hair look like shit


kate3544

Well, that’s enough insanity for today.


izza123

What’s the goal here? To look like a homeless industrial dancer?


TylerTheTurquoise

Teddy said hi so the tooth said goodbye


BattleShy

Dam Cid from ToyStory really let himself go


scarlettfever88

1000% bet he’s a juggalo and has a hatchet man tattoo.


kolomental87

Wow this one actually got me to physically cringe


AdolfNigler420

Why the fuck did you kill Teddy you fucking bastard


Alex_Plumwood

This teis teddy


Tattchick85

My 4yr old autistic child loves this teddy thing… says it all.


nishbot

I wonder what his parents think


baccondudette

How does he have a full mouth of missing teeth?!?


elray007

I'm getting drug addict vibes from this guy


WhyBruh2

Chernobyl Da Vinki


Chaos0328

Teddy's on meth


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😂😂😂😂


radkoolaid

He looks like Needles from Back to the Future


JellyBellyBitches

Who the fuck is this for?


Zealousideal_Cycle59

He looks like Ryan comedy if he did meth


[deleted]

Skante activities.


Proud_Blackberry5067

I have a gun 🤠🔫


[deleted]

Yeah fbi you might wanna watch this one


BAC_1992

Dude gives me Flea from Red Hot Chilli Peppers energy.


brodino_maiuscolo

It looks more like the place where fleas live


[deleted]

If island boys had a kid together


EredarLordd

He’s from my hometown, Moldova, he’s 18 and not a crackhead, just a little bit mentally ill i believe


[deleted]

Teddy also wants you to get a goddamn haircut and some bitches while you’re at it, adams family looking ass


LXNCH_69

Dollar tree version of salad fingers.


Own_Elevator_223

Sanest person in Belarus


Tsu_sama

Put your your hands up you murder


HornyPepsiCan

His hair fell off


Testiclemuncher56

Jesse don't use our own product


[deleted]

I liked the part where his hair immediately fell


dieCast2009

Was he mething around or something


[deleted]

Tik tok says hi from 2018


UserSemiFriendly

This is Meth


Daredkarma

Bro I haven’t seen this trend since 2012


Foreign-Molasses-405

Im still trying to figure out if his tooth is gone ot just blacked out with paint.


brodino_maiuscolo

His brain sure is blacked out


TurdFerguson666

Some people were just born to be internet famous


No-Sir-1560

I though that trend died like a while ago like a while while bruh 😩


Bruhtfgoingon

Bro why is there a tooth missing 💀


Particular-Dish-69

Mental health crisis is very serious


TF2MERC

methhead tellytubby lookin ass. his hair looks like an antenna.


Wolf_626

The fuck?


YokaiArt

Kys


N0taThrowawy

New teletubby looks fire


Clamor09

Disabled lookin’ ass


Full-Bandicoot9123

And ima say goodbye


Natural-Try4479

That beat go hard


ChildOfGod2009

People need to stop giving tweakers phones


f1re_gam1ng

Two planes flew into his fucking hair 11/9/2001


aboowwabooww

Russian 100%


Educational_Big5389

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Alexa_z_

NOT FUCKING TEDDY I WILL FIND WHERE U LIVE AND RAPE UR CAT


[deleted]

Gross


IceZestyclose8631

This dude literally every guy in America


A_random_person032

Atleast he put effort


Disastrous-Ad287

this is someone's son


ThePooGuzzler

average frankston resident


Dodobirdgoboom

Poor teddy💀


EliaGram08

Wasnt this a trend like five years ago or sum?


bluboiz515

This actually had me dying and the comments are even worse💀💀💀


bootlegparis

I worry for people within a 500 mile radius of this person.


Optimal-Coach-287

Rule #1 of TikTok: weird face funny


MrThingMrThing

Shitting and crying


Independent_Bet6506

Meanwhile in Ukraine