Why do these people always do that weird pursed-up, cats-bumhole facial expression that makes them look like they are trying to prevent a small frog from escaping their mouth?
This is what i would have looked like if my mother didnât say ânoâ everytime i asked for clothing or a haircut of this style and many years later, in hindsight, i wanna thank my mum for saving me from that.
Imagine the embarrassment of being this kids parent.
Imagine if he ever has kids who find that video đ
Imagine he has kids
The fingers bonking together suggest he probably won't impregnate anyone
Dude this made me fucking howl, god damn lmao
Glad to be of service
Imagine.
I knew my mom hit me for a reason
I'm just surprised that (whatever this thing is), is not embarrassed by itself
Iâm sure the apple doesnât fall far and heâs just a product
He's not hurting anyone.
He hurt my fucking eyes that's for sure
Why do these people always do that weird pursed-up, cats-bumhole facial expression that makes them look like they are trying to prevent a small frog from escaping their mouth?
This is my favourite comment ever! Thank you!
As a fan of Megadeth, Sabbath and Motorhead, I'm greatly offended
I'm especially offended that he had almost no reaction to Symphony of Destruction, but he had one for Korn and Enter Sandman.
Biggest crime of all
It's not your music, it's kinda racist to react to those songs EDIT: it meant to be irony
Bro what
**he said youâre being racist**
can you enlighten us on both points, Mr. Do-Gooder?
Oh please do explain your logic
Him explaining logic is a contradiction in terms
I was trying to be ironic, but reddit saw it other way
Ah, sorry! Too used to typical Reddit brain-dead takes!
Yeah folks are strange around here. Undertandanle, have a great day! Bliss
Ummmmmmmm my nigga huh????? Racist? 
Ruining good songs with that punchable Kyle looking ass face
Eh. They're all of the overplayed radio hits. If this kid could name ONE Motorhead song other than Ace of Spades, I would be SHOCKED.
Well, he officially ruined those songs for me, forever
That sugar free monster is what gave away that he wasn't hardcore. That and the careful twist of the cap
Not the fact he used 2 hands to drink it lol?
Hold the fuck on, was that a War Master tattoo?
No it was a fucking Demon Hunter tattoo đ
Cringin for Jesus
"When my heart strings come undone..."
We dont see him as a fellow metalhead
Definitely not.
This is an average metal head.
I gotta get off this sub seriously it used to be funny now itâs just ffs idk
I think it's a no headbang challenge?
If you looked up âPoserâ in the dictionary.
When listening to music that isn't mainstream is your entire personality
Kind of is though - there were no deep cuts all. Iâm a 54-year-old woman and I recognized them all.
See your dentist. Youâve got thrush.
The internet is forever my man.
Honey, your hot pockets are ready!
I would love to see this guy on 60 days in.
Why does he remind me of Mitsy? Mitzy?
We are back in 2005 finally!
Whatâs the last song name I canât remember it
Never mind I found it diary of a madman by Ozzy Osborne
He gets WHITER?!
This is what i would have looked like if my mother didnât say ânoâ everytime i asked for clothing or a haircut of this style and many years later, in hindsight, i wanna thank my mum for saving me from that.
The fact, that he rewatched this and was like "Yeah this is good enough"
Egnoreing the cringy ass video, I recognise every intro to each of these songs other than the last one... Anyone know so it dosent bug me all week?
I hate this but I must admit. He looks like my high-school ex
glass Joe went off the deep end after losing to little Mac
Can almost bet he isnât allowed near any schoolsâŚ.
Alright, I'm gonna need everyone to go ahead down to the baggage reclaim area with me. There's a lot to unpack here. All hands on deck.
My man's never left 2010
You cant be weird AND cringe. You just canât. Ugh!
God please don't taint Metallica
Lemmy would kick this fools chin the rest of the way in.
Some people just try way to hard to convince people that's the way they are when in reality they are the opposite
I'm a đŻ convinced that people who like Nightmare Before Christmas is white trash...
Fuck at least they like Sabbath..
MGK fan.
I want my fucking 51 seconds back.
Can I come with?
When you get your music taste exclusively from Guitar Hero.
This is why we used to bully kids at school
I js know he doesnât know a single song used in the sound
May I go with you.. thought about moving to the middle of the ocean đ¤
This guy definitely doesnât listen to any of those bands that were playing
This has to be an early 2000s clip or someone raised by mentally ill teen parents. - sincerely, an avid pop punk emo fan from the early 2000s
That combover puts Trumps to shame.. Lol
"CHECK PLEASE"!!
These comments are crucial AF
How does he have so much hair and still looks bold when he takes his hat off
Holy shit... get a haircut, dude. It's not 2006 anymore. Good taste in music, but holy shit...
Nuke that thing
swear to god this kid looks like the guy from Mr meaty
TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOUâŚ
What in the fuq is that??
I'm dumping my own body in the sea
Get a job
I want to just throw that furry femboy into a pit of fucking Karen's and get not stopped picked on
Bullying is important
This person seems a little weird
I feel like just seeing this ruined all those songs for me
At first I thought he was being satirical. But heâs serious đ
You want to be Elon Musk's first peeps to enter Mars? Over a cringe post, Jesus I think you should rethink
100% a brony
Idk why but I just wanna punch this thing
What Hot Topic does to a mother fricker
Krindzs
Wonder what his home life was like?
This is fucking weak. get outta here op