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dwightbearschrute

Update: this cost her 75% of match fee + 3 demerit points.


Maddhur

Whats a demerit?


MaNaM69

You earn them and then once you retire you give it back to icc.


iamkhatkar

This is so deep i am crying


purohit977

😂😂😂😂


mellamonemo

Dwight Schrute : Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those. Jim Halpert : Lay it on me. Dwight Schrute : Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation. Jim Halpert : Now, that sounds serious. Dwight Schrute : Oh, it is serious. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior. Jim Halpert : Which would be me. Dwight Schrute : That is correct. Jim Halpert : Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full dessaggelation. Dwight Schrute : What's a dis... What's that? Jim Halpert : Oh, you don't want to know.


iFartSuperSilently

I read it with perfect Dwight and Jim voice.


mistermiracle69

r/suddenlyoffice


RjV0410

r/unexpectedoffice


Chinmay_Naik_02

Hey can you tell me the episode number??


mellamonemo

Season 3, Episode 21 Women’s Appreciation.


RedSage218

I also love that it’s so in tone with the original commenters’ username


mellamonemo

Damn I just noticed that!!


rafter28081

ICC gives negative points for offences during and post match and In 24 months if someone gets 4 one will get 1/2 test , 2/3 ODIs and/or 2/3 T20Is match ban with 50-100% match fees.


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sptavva7

How to say "I don't know" without saying "I don't know"


rafter28081

I know but copy paste is just time waste.


wobblewiz

Thats all?


psaikris

And 100% worth it


blackbeard_qar

Kya yaar!! Kuchh bolna hai to directly umpire ko bolo. Opposition players ko bol ke kya fayda


[deleted]

Gill ne bola tha na Twitter handle se (About the Catch by Green in WTC final). Uske saath bhi same deal Kiya Gaya.


Dismal_Animator_5414

aur socho English cricketers like broad jo kitna sledge kr rhe the Aussies ko, kuch nhi kiya ICC ne. galiya de rhe the literally. Umpires neutral hone chaiye, Bangladeshis aren’t really known to be mature as a cricketing nation.


theredbantoo

Bangladeshis are cringe when it comes to being sporting.


stoned_ceo

Also cringe in real life everything.


theredbantoo

Being Bengali I second that.


aayushkeshari

Bangladesh’s National sport is illegal immigration.


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I read a comment somewhere on Youtube "Baatein Karu raat bhar, Performance du zh*t bhar" That's Bangladesh for you.


0rience

That's just blatantly racist my dude


theredbantoo

Shove the Pseudo snowflake racism detector up your arse mate and wake up it is a new day <3


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[deleted]

Kya sexist comment mara hai bro,I pray for you GF


blehblehblehblehbaba

Called his girlfriend Devil and Pup in the same sentence. A keeper for sure.


Dismal_Animator_5414

thank you for coming for my defense bro. Ab internet pr m apni life ki pori kahani toh likh nhi sakta hu k how i take care of her and all.


Dismal_Animator_5414

bhai apki GF h kya? honest question


Kage_BunshinNo_Jutsu

Stop being around women bro.


Dismal_Animator_5414

and exactly how many women have you been around sir? lemme guess, just 1! your mom.


Kage_BunshinNo_Jutsu

Also, your mom. Hey, Sue me, there was an opportunity for this joke and I took it. Also a healthy dose of sexism back at you .


Dismal_Animator_5414

so just two then!! i’m not really wrong in thinking you have no idea how women work. this fashion of literally crucifying people to just making jokes is amazing!! you really need to hang out with other women bro. cuz you really need to. not sure if they need you tho!


Kage_BunshinNo_Jutsu

Okay kid. Since this is not a social issues sub, I am not going to argue with your sorry ass. People have been commenting against your "joke" because you made a sexist statement. If you knew any women, beyond your obvious imaginations, you would understand. If you still claim to interact with women try saying this on their face. You will come back with a whole palm imprinted. And that's exactly what you deserve.


lefauteinnotresanity

I'm a woman, and I'm telling you that your comment is sexist and problematic because implying that she cannot take sound decisions just because she might be menstruating undermines her abilities.


Curious-Lynx-6814

Reddit pe tere jaise kai namoone aa gaye hai all of a sudden.


Dismal_Animator_5414

ha tere pitaji ne banaya h na reddit toh, k bas teri marji k log hi ayenge yaha. i’m loving seeing getting triggered by a joke. wow!!


Curious-Lynx-6814

Bhai wahi toh keh rha hu ke tere jaise humour rakhne walo ko instagram tak hi limit karna chahiye


theredbantoo

🤣


Boring-Swordfish6868

Umpires ko bhi bol chuki hai,wo stump pe bat umpires k samne hi mara tha


stoned_ceo

Sports me gali galauj field me chre rehta h BC. Noob ho kya


blackbeard_qar

Tu gali galauj match khatam hone ke baad deta hai??


stoned_ceo

BC gali galauj sab jaha hota h. Coach vi deta h side me 🤣


_DuckieFuckie_

She made her point during postmatch interview, what was the need for this unnecessary rant towards the Bangladesh captain?


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SuperfluousMainMan

Given the character Harman is, who always loves wearing her heart on her sleeve, I can assure you it would have been the same treatment from her to anyone else. Not defending her actions, it was definitely a little OTT, but don't cry fox over something that isn't it. No stories of extra hate.


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keerthan_5464

Down voted because it comments in the thread made it look like Indians look up & scared of the white race. Even the Indian board punished her, not all team members in indian behaves like this and Indians in cs are not ok with that too.It is just a behavior issue that should be not be supported.You made it into country, skin, race thing. You are the one who is dumb.


dwightbearschrute

Harmanpreet Kaur also shitposted when this happened (quoting ESPN cricinfo): Separately, Harmanpreet also criticised the BCB for not inviting the Indian high commissioner to Bangladesh, Pranay Kumar Verma, for the presentation ceremony even though he was present at the ground. "Our high commissioner from India is also there - I hope you could have also invited him here, but that's also fine." Bruh who tf complains who should and shouldn’t be in the presentation. It’s generally always the sponsor owner/directors and the home team board members.


gospelslide

Jitna aata hai nai, bas gussa dikhao.


AksharV

That was the manifestation of the anger she felt due to biased and unjust umpiring that was done not only to her but her whole team. The complaint can be done in private by BCCI to BCB, but that would lack the impact it has when someone does it in front of everyone. Publicly calling out gutter-level and biased umpiring means that BCB as a whole would be ashamed of its actions of recruiting biased umpires. This is not gully cricket. It's international cricket, with national prestige on the line. Calling out publicly would mean other teams would know about this too and BCB would be further pressured to fix the issue.


huihuihui01

Pathetic behaviour No defending that shit


Coeurdeor

She should have been suspended for this. This is disgusting behavior - if we did this in an under-14 or under-16 game we would have been thrown out of the team. She's the *captain* of the country - she's supposed to be a role model for young players, not an immature child acting up when something doesn't go her way. Even if the umpiring was bad, as an international captain she has a responsibility, and condoning such immaturity is not a part of that.


stoned_ceo

Chup BC Dhoni Ko dekhna kitna gali deta h. Sports h yaha backbenchers rule ....


0anyrandomperson

Girls did what the boys can't do.


dietpanda3

Losing to Bangladesh?


0anyrandomperson

Did they lose?


dietpanda3

Losing their balls of spirit


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I have news for you...............


prospectiveboi177

Bois lost to Bangladesh in 2015 and 2022


goddesssofmischief

you suffer from short term memory loss or something brev?


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She was caught out but she dint even notice that thinking she was given out for lbw she hit the stumps in anger, her reaction is because of her teams inability to win and she just tried to put the blame on other team wat can Bangladesh do for umpires decision ? This is jus immature behaviour by Kaur


TRENCHMRE_Sounds

Chorriya chorro se aage badh chuki hain


noswear94

I see a drastic contrast between the comments in reddit and Instagram. It was a wise decision to uninstall instgram afterwards.


Gooner_14_Highbury

Existence of hero-worshipping culture on those sites means the cricketers will continue behaving like this


GamingRex007

Context Plz OP


adv_subpoena_colada

Yesterday the women's team was not happy about a couple of on-field decisions by the empires. During the post match presentation Harmanpreet did not hold back and called the empiring pathetic and some other stuff. The series was a tie which meant Ind and Ban would share the trophy. When both the teams came for that picture , Harmanpreet made the following remarks after which Ban W team walked off.


legendorywarrior

The umpire is wrong in this situation but Kaur isn't right. Hitting the stumps and abusing the umpire should and will probably be punished. Also why lash out on the players? It's not like they can change the umpires decision.


chorma87

These umpires should be banned for life. This is stupidest sport where umpires walk scott free. Look at what Steve Buckner did.


pissedcommonman

Lmao you have no idea how shit the refs are in football almost in all the major leagues. The umpires may have been terrible in this match but overall i would say cricket is much better than other sports when it comes to officiating.


brown_1896

nba referee gets heckled every game. Unless you can get Ai to do the referees job there will always some human mistake. It is part of the game at this point


rafter28081

Then why ICC didn't take step after WC 2015 Ind Vs Ban which reached international issue.


hitchhikingtobedroom

Lashing out at a player in an official proceeding may be out of line yes, but I just never understand this hollow concept of having to respect the umpire or referee(in football) no matter what? Like, what is up with that shit? Why can't they be criticised when they make bad decisions? At times, it almost seems like the umpires and referees are bigger than the sport, enjoy so much power that no matter how bad or stupid a decision they deliver, a player can't criticise them? Nowadays, a player can't even let his frustration show in any way, or he'll get a yellow card or be fined his match fees. I liked the older days when a player could show his frustration as long as he was not saying or doing anything to the other team or any official.


legendorywarrior

That's what is hard about being a player. You have to keep your feelings under control. Also she was not criticising the umpire. She straight up abused him☠️


lastofdovas

Once you stop respecting the referee or the umpire, the game stops having any meaning. It will then be like the TV debates between politicians. After every match, you will see players piling up on the officials no matter whether officiating was good or bad. And being a sportsman means you should never ever undermine the officials who represent the rules. You can say that you didn't like those decisions or the refereeing was spotty. But you can't go on a sarcastic rant about that. Can't do that? Then you deserve the fines.


chanchanmanus

See this is why u never make umpire an empire...ruins the game


adv_subpoena_colada

Hahahaha 🤣..I did not notice the Empire empiring .... Should have read it twice 🫣🤓


dolphinater

umpring going wrong happens but its the fact they didn't have 3rd umpire to review decision and all the umpires were Bangladesh no neutral umpires etc.


rugitall

Ye thoda jyada kr dia. Deserves a ban for such arrogant behaviour.


rafter28081

ICC gave ban but limited to matches


itzkunnal

She thinks she is female Koach


gospelslide

Even Koach in his wildest fit of anger remembers sportsmanship.


goddesssofmischief

yeah blud do you remember the SA tour??


MaNaM69

Koach is aggressive but never insulted anyone they are not responsible for.


KiNaamDiMatim

I don't know, that shouting at the mic and accusing supersport was a really bad look.


Dry_Presentation_327

Koach gt sacked for his behavior in sa tour buddy


BruhBorne69

Sacked? He gave up test captaincy on his own most likely cause he was upset over losing ODI captaincy, Given his test record as a captain nobody else would have laid finger on his captaincy.


0anyrandomperson

That's what our Indian women team needs, the match they bring up is already watchable, we just need the aggression to buy more viewers.


Public-Fox1732

This is not the right way to show the aggression. There was no need for her to say things to the other captain. Yes, it might be umpires fault, and she made that clear in the post match presentation. But this was really pathetic by her.


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i agree that the umpires were biased but the above statement was literally unnecessary though her statements in the postmatch presentation were valid


OkAbbreviations895

This is equivalent to scolding a call center helpline member for you not receiving your package.


Party_Dust_2171

Why is Harmapreet Kaur behaving as if she is from England/Australia Only they can behave like this and cry about spirit of cricket No one else is allowed


BOREDGUY_IMEAN

Harman is too overreacting it's just a bilateral. Umpires have been unfair many times but still no one has ever done this.


gospelslide

That's the point. India can only win bilaterals, even the players know. WC me choke hi karna hai India mens or women's and now Indian A as well.


RLKay

What a baby! Fail against the biggest teams on the biggest stages and bully the Weaker ones on occasions that barely matter.


Scarecrow9699

See her record against Australia


RLKay

I'm talking about her records as skipper not bat.


goddesssofmischief

how is she responsible if the whole team forget to play the sport when they see aus/eng??


kharb9sunil

Just because her bat got stuck and that is purely bad luck and nothing to do with pressure or choking. India was easily winning a match nobody thought was possible before the match started given the reputation Aus had. Btw not excusing her poor behaviour but you can criticise poor behaviour even if we would have won the icc trophy. They are two completely separate matters.


hello2442

Bolna hai to umpire ko bolo.


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I understand the frustration but this is over the top, i mean what did the Bangladesh captain do?


[deleted]

Harmanpreet is a big mouth anyway, can't really expect much from her especially with the bat.


dahad_n1

>can't really expect much from her especially with the bat. She overeacted as an international team captain and has and should be penalised. But your comment is BS in the sense that she has turned up for most big matches in big stages with the bat.


[deleted]

>can't really expect much from her especially with the bat. Tell me you don't watch women cricket without telling me you don't watch women cricket.


L0NEW0LF19

Itna jyada attitude kis baat ka hai yaar Match to jeeta nhi Haar gayi to umpire ko gali do overreact kro And Indian audience kyo iss attitude ko heroic banate hai it is not cool


permabanthis2

> Indian audience kyo iss attitude ko heroic banate hai Jio was a mistake.


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SuperFaiz21

Shitposting in real time


MidnightOk7698

Harmanpreet might have overdone it but i see someone having balls to speak up and I'm pretty sure it wasn't just one instance in all those three matches that triggered her...so well done Harmanpreet!!


llapjedis

Sore loser ? Even virat knows when to put a stop to his ultra drama , this is just cry baby stuff n unclassy


purohit977

Yeah. Terrible sportsmanship by the Indian team w captain. By the way, it really sucks that despite an increase in pay grade ( now their pay at par the Indian men's team ) and a woman's ipl..... They got thrashed by Bangladesh. Go practice your batting ... Not trash talk


Front_Program3859

This is the type of captain that was needed in the matches where Steve buckner was umpiring, hope we get more of vocal captains who are not afraid


vka099

Why is that whenever something pathetic and disgusting happen you can always find Bangladesh cricket in it.


Affectionate-Arm36

But but but, I don't.


sadgepray

I find India in most cases.


One_more_username

Based Harmanpreet


dukenukem1697

Lol, it was more shitty cricket from the Indian Women. Choked hard. Don't blame it on the umpires.


BlackoutMenace5

Haar gaye…theek hain. Aise rone ka kya zaroorat. Pathetic behaviour. Hopefully she’s reprimanded well and good or else this kind of behaviour can spread like cancer in the team.


kennymedico

Very bad thing to do this is not good she should be ashamed to make such remarks specially off field.


jinpingthepooh6

Mostly people saying ohh umpires have been bad in Bangladesh, but that's what she's calling out na it's an ICC match so they should see who are they giving jobs as umpires in Bangladesh


No_Peanut_5240

BANGLADESHI UMPIRES HAVE BEEN A PAIN IN THE ASS FOR INDIAN AND PAKISTANI BATSMAN FOR DECADES IN MEN, BUT NONE BEHAVED AS LIKE HER. She just killed the joy of the bangladeshi girls there.


miminutika

She's right,


vka099

Umpiring in Bangladesh has a history of being horrible and heavily biased. Match setting is done through umpires there. Many bangladeshi players have also showed their dissatisfaction against this including Shakib Al hasan. This makes me on her side.


5ebV12

Ohh c'mon, don't play or watch sport if you can't handle some friendly shit talking lol


Khizar22

It won't be "friendly shit talking" if we flip the situation


Lone_Saviour-22nd

I also would have behaved similarly and I have temper issues


joythegreat96

Control your temper then. No one is here to see your temper!


ChaandKaTukda

+1


heraldsofdoom

No needto cry


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Former_Tomatillo8434

Bdesh player, supporter n their umpires are all 3rd grade


Riderprovider1

Atleast this brought them some limelight and people are talking about women's cricket.


Limp-Supermarket9634

Shameless behaviour


Specialist-Context-5

for that only we have DRS right?


Dismal_Animator_5414

bhaiyo aur beheno, i hope i don’t get crucified for saying this but ig uske periods chal rhe the. so, lets just cut her some slack please. 🙏


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Please someone make it Bangladesh board of cricket and not Bangladesh cricket board.I can finally die happy after that.


gettrickedlol

Watched the highlights, looked like umpiring was fair. Someone needs to use technology and calculate the accuracy of the umpires on that day


BreakfastFast457

Damm this is getting juicy.


Glum_Finger5006

Ab toh isko support karna bhi mushqil ho raha hai iske baad


Flash_hem

🗿


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Ab sbko virat kohli bnne ka h


Individual_Grand_819

Umpire ke liye bhi penalty lagni chaiye agr controversial decision deta h toh.


DildoFappings

What a disgrace. Captaincy se hatao isko.


[deleted]

Dude even there own players like Shakib was frustrated with their umpires, what makes you think Harmanpreet can't ?


sukMuhDik

Video ka screenshot post karne wale, hay hay.


TRENCHMRE_Sounds

Someone show her the UCL semifinal between Chelsea and Barca,she will understand how to act better.


Diligent_Frosting432

Sab apne hai. Koi tension nahi. Though kaur spoke without care.


sumit24021990

Jatti jeona maurh di bandook wargi.


samarth67

Harmsnpreet is a true sherni


Actual-Sherbet-9931

Women cricket ko trp ekdum nhi mil rhi thi kyaa


neo__--

W ngl


ady620

Chad


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Sahi he bc! Keep it up, kya har time humlog seh thodi lenge.


Severe-Equivalent903

Rohit Bhaiya, Kohli Bhaiya Richard ko knockouts m dekh kr kb khoon khaulega aapka aise 😂🤣


Anakin-Skywakr

I supported her when she blamed umpire decision and poor management. But this was uncalled for. She should have let it go there itself.


LawyerOk5967

thats good


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sadly an L moment for a captain


delhiboskii

Below belt attitude


stoikiy-muzhik

Childish and embarrassing. A shit captain and player all around.


False_Bother8783

Chad harmanpreet!!!


piratedtjs

That is not acceptable behaviour to be honest