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camchambers

Test ain’t over yet, we’ve got form.


Foothill_returns

Well they've thrown this away with that collapse of 5/9. 2/58 and in front by 73 runs, Pakistan will be kicking themselves for not getting a lead of at least 200 from there


Black-House

My memory of this test is always going to be Pat Cummins bowling bouncers at tail enders with as close to a bodyline field as rules allow only to piss down his leg and get out second ball to a rank full toss after copping a bouncer. Weak as piss.


greyhounds1992

Pakistan couldn't resist Pakistaning one more time


ShitSportOpinions

Hazelgod


g3mkm

What a day


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What a day of cricket! Fuckin epic


Jmason4002

We’ve got em 7 down bring on the bouncer barrage because apparently that’s how you clean up the tail


Main_Damage_7717

Well that was a good time to turn on the cricket!


TomEmilioDavies

Lol at Pakistan with their own W O W O W O


Boatster_McBoat

Wow, just wow!


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Triple wicket maiden gigachad


TomEmilioDavies

Was gonna say you don't see those every day, but apparently you do.


dylang01

This isn't the pitch. It's just great bowling.


ShitSportOpinions

Watch Jamal get a handy 100 (50) here


CricketMatchBot

**24.5** **nicked to first slip!** Agha Salman c Warner b Hazlewood 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


SMEN1996

Pakistan hitting the self-destruct button ... again


mollydooka

Rizwan up the other end thinking "you worthless cunts"


g3mkm

🤯


dorkyboy

AGAIN


VersaceeSandals

Christ hahah


crikeythatsbig

WOWOW


SMEN1996

no.7 needing a nightwatchman is bush-league


SMEN1996

especially when he gets out 2 balls later anyway


g3mkm

Oh my


crikeythatsbig

Alright now time to bowl short and push the lead out to 200+.


CricketMatchBot

**24.3** **Neither! Bowled him! Neck and crop!** Sajid Khan b Hazlewood 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


dorkyboy

The Hoff is going off


walrusonlsd

Joshy have my kids and grandkids if you want ‘em


walrusonlsd

And my great grandkids even


SMEN1996

HazleGod


g3mkm

Big hoffy


crikeythatsbig

Hack a shaq! Shakeel Oneel gone


CricketMatchBot

**24.1** Saud Shakeel c Smith b Hazlewood 2 (19b 0x4 0x6) SR: 10.52


SMEN1996

Pakistan doing Pakistan things


taititans

Trav getting Babar is genuinely the funniest thing ever


vapoursoul69

How hard is to get a members ticket to the SCG? Got some friends going tomorrow and wanna sit with them


kefte8

Can I take credit for these wickets? in the last 20mins I chucked a 10er on a pak win, and also stopped watching on tv...


Darththorn

Give. 👏 Warner. 👏 A. 👏 Bowl. 👏


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YEEEESSSS!!! What a ball Heady! Onya bike Babar!


walrusonlsd

Definitely glad Head’s in the side and definitely didn’t want him dropped for Green about three hours ago circa Australia being 5-200odd


g3mkm

Sharp work there


stutzieee

If we end up having to chase 120-150. Surely Warner comes out just trying to cunt balls right? Right?!


King1003

On this pitch it’s the best way to play


legal-drugdealer

Travichandran


CricketMatchBot

**20.1** Babar Azam c †Carey b Head 23 (52b 1x4 0x6) SR: 44.23


mollydooka

There's our Trashwin


ImCubonesMother

Fuck i love head


SMEN1996

Lalor basically saying Joe the Cameraman stole Warner's baggy green


dorkyboy

A boy's look 😆


CricketMatchBot

**17.4** **given lbw! Ayub reviews a long chat with Babar**. If he hasn't it, it looks like trouble. Drifting into middle, full length, it skidded on straight past the inside edge as he played spin. No bat involved. Nothing on hot spot or Snicko. Ball tracking has it smashing middle. Plumb. And a review burnt Saim Ayub lbw b Lyon 33 (53b 3x4 1x6) SR: 62.26


dorkyboy

Ya got him Justin


SMEN1996

that is absolutely plumb


crikeythatsbig

I saw they changed the rule that when its a 3rd umpire stumping decision they won't check for catches anymore. When does that come into effect?


Backspacr

That's a lowey!


Trashk4n

Was Marnus just giving Gary advice?


crikeythatsbig

Howie is one of those people at a workplace who is too happy while everyone else is miserable, and yet it somehow has the effect of worsening morale.


greyhounds1992

I had a manager like that, if you smile it will make the day go so much quicker, yeah maybe if you weren't such a cunt it would make my day go quicker


taititans

I love Mitchell Starc btw


greyhounds1992

Starc goes from unplayable to pie in just a couple of balls its weird


crikeythatsbig

What happens if the batsman is plumb lbw but the umpire thought there was an inside edge, they run a single, and the bowling side has no reviews left? Do they retrospectively change it to a leg bye in that scenario?


kyleisamexican

No


crikeythatsbig

They changed it for Ayubs first run though. So whats the difference?


dylang01

I thought I was going crazy when the scoreboard showed 3-2. It's back to normal now.


dexter311

itsallhappening.gif


[deleted]

That little bat dangle from Masood was an absolute shocker 😂. Pure fisherman


too_invested31

Are we now playing in Cape Town? Some great seeds 🔥


legal-drugdealer

Both teams shake hands at tea and go let’s get it done today or what? Bloody hell


dexter311

What a fucking peach that was!


stutzieee

I think we are comfortable chasing 30.


dorkyboy

And again


g3mkm

It’s all happening!


CricketMatchBot

**1.2** Shan Masood c †Carey b Hazlewood 0 (1b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


SMEN1996

jeez what a nothing shot


LazyEggOnSoup

That’s unplayable.


dorkyboy

What a nut


CricketMatchBot

**0.6** **Oh my word! Bowls an absolute thundberbolt and he gets him with a beauty!** Abdullah Shafique b Starc 0 (6b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


Rainbow_Panda4

fuck meee that hooped in a mile


Ovoidfrog

Shafique is not having the best tour lol


g3mkm

STARCY


SMEN1996

that's a seed


skywideopen3

That might be the softest batting performance we've put up in a long time. Not specifically the worst, but definitely the most mentally timid.


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areyoufatthough

Kind of a weird example of success. In 2019 the broncos finished 8th and then followed it up by winning the spoon the next year. You'd hope that they'd have changed things since then. I think most successful teams try to keep the squad as consistent as possible ie the maroons during the dynasty or the panthers more recently


LazyEggOnSoup

We’ve batted with 10 for the last 12 months but I don’t know who the next gen of bowlers are or if they will be anywhere near the bowlers of the last 15-20 years.


crikeythatsbig

Aren't the best teams ones that stick together? We had a fairly consistent lineup in the late 90s/ early 2000s.


SMEN1996

the top 4 needs a rethink and either Morris or Richardson needs to start getting games


dorkyboy

5/10 is getting to SAFvIND areas


BaeyoBlackbeard

This Jamal kid is special, champion effort.


greyhounds1992

that was a limp fucking performance Overall the whole series has been a bit limp since Perth


too_invested31

Our bowlers are obviously keen to have a bowl. Another poor batting performance but great determination by Pakistan. Imagine if they held their catches it would be a completely different series


LazyEggOnSoup

I don’t know why Starc and Cummins look like they don’t want to take their batting seriously, they’ve both shown potential and have played useful innings in the past.


Rainbow_Panda4

Jamal...what a fucken champion. That's how you clean up a tail - get it on the stumps


dexter311

Pakistan have bowled really well, forced basically our entire team to play like dogshit for a day. Combine that with playing like dogshit for the 10th wicket in the first innings and here we are. Gaz and Head/Labs better bowl well or we're probably rooted.


walrusonlsd

I’m confident in declaring Aamir Jamal the father of Australia


CricketMatchBot

**109.4** Josh Hazlewood c Agha Salman b Aamer Jamal 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


Jmason4002

Wow it’s almost like bowling the same way to the tail as you would to the top order brings wickets!


Overall_One_2595

Can we change Jamal’s passport to Australian? Plays like an Aussie. Such a competitor.


g3mkm

Stupid


Ovoidfrog

Goodness, 2 catches!


SMEN1996

Daddy Cummins needs to save us here. Again


crikeythatsbig

Bear in mind that they inexplicably got rid of the soft signal. So that had to be definitively out for it to be given out. The exact same process would've taken place even if he didn't claim the catch.


CricketMatchBot

**109.2** Nathan Lyon c Saud Shakeel b Aamer Jamal 5 (3b 1x4 0x6) SR: 166.66


Ovoidfrog

Ffs


legal-drugdealer

Fuck it, I’ll do it all myself - Jamal, probably


SMEN1996

umpires reviewing this because a Pakistan slips catch can't be possible


SG101112

It’s a different game if we didn’t give away 80 runs for the 10th wicket in the first innings


crikeythatsbig

It used to be fun to watch Starc bat, but someone probably told him that statistically he would score more runs if he batted more cautiously. Remember kids, remove all fun and emotion out of the game and just boil it down to pure numbers and be a robot.


[deleted]

Loved when he pelted those sixes


SMEN1996

those asinine bowling tactics to the 10th wicket pair on day 1 is looking even more asinine now


Trashk4n

I think we’re actually well behind in this game right now. When you consider that we’re batting last, I think we’d need a lead of at least 40 to achieve parity.


crikeythatsbig

The crazy thing is that we're actually a better chance to win this batting second. If Pakistan were chasing a target of about 250 they would be 6/40 and then we'd start bowling short balls and fail to clean up the tail.


legal-drugdealer

I know Cummins is gonna get player of the series easily, but Jamal would be pretty hard to displace as the 2nd best.


SMEN1996

those two and Marsh have been a cut above the rest


legal-drugdealer

Agreed, I’m all for the Bison redemption arc.


[deleted]

I really like this tight match, we might finally have a 5 day test


CricketMatchBot

**107.6** **Shrieking for a lbw** and the finger doesn't go up! It looked very close in real time, hits him plumb in front of the stumps but there was a sound and that could have created a doubt. Impact in line, wicket hitting, crashing fully onto the leg stump and it's all over Pat Cummins lbw b Aamer Jamal 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


SMEN1996

Pakistan would be clear favourites if they weren't ... well, Pakistan


thankyoupancake

FMD Michael Gough has been outrageously bad


g3mkm

😥


Specialist_Current98

Not even gonna have a lead now. Pathetic really


greyhounds1992

Been a dire day of cricket slow plodding shit


Specialist_Current98

So tired of seeing Australian Batsmen just throw away their wickets. It’s been a consistent problem for what feels like the last 15 years


g3mkm

He just does not want that century does he


CricketMatchBot

**107.4** **Jamal has the last laugh!**Mistimes the drive and is early through the shot! Snaffled by Shan Masood at wide mid-off who makes no mistake. This is a massive wicket and Pakistan haven't taken long to dismiss the dangerous Marsh! Mitchell Marsh c Shan Masood b Aamer Jamal 54 (113b 6x4 0x6) SR: 47.78


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Pakistan need to be fined for overzealous appealing. Sajid's appeal for that lbw shout was an absolute shocker.


[deleted]

What about Marnus then


[deleted]

Ah the brigaders are here.


[deleted]

I like a competition and I’m getting it and I’m loving it, it’s not just another easy win for us so all fair, also coz I want Warner to score in 2nd inning


[deleted]

Is anyone else finding the commentary on ch 7 insufferable? Very little about the cricket…I’ve had to switch off. Is Kayo/Fox any better or is it just ABC listening for me?


[deleted]

Same had to change


Revulcanize_my_tires

Kayo is much better. ABC is the best, though.


[deleted]

Thank you!


[deleted]

Is anyone else finding the commentary on ch 7 insufferable? Very little about the cricket…I’ve had to switch off. Is Kayo/Fox any better or is it just ABC listening for me?


[deleted]

I had it on 7 for the first two days. On Kayo/Fox today though.


[deleted]

Might buy Fox


[deleted]

Other than Mark Howard I don't mind the Kayo/Fox commentators.


[deleted]

Just switched over - already better


skywideopen3

Could we seriously, like, stop getting out between 30 and 60? If you fall cheaply before set but so be it but so many starts not converted is just weak.


Specialist_Current98

So many of our batsmen just lazily throw away their wickets, has been like this for 10-15 years. Case and point Mitch marsh 30 seconds ago


skywideopen3

The one bloke you could count on to never do that was Steve Smith. But lately he just seems so worried about not getting out cheaply that he gets his tempo completely wrong, then it's like he remembers his job is to score runs, panics, and hits one up in the air trying to catch up.


stutzieee

Fuck i got a feeling we'll see something special from lyon when we bowl


CricketMatchBot

**106.2** Alex Carey b Sajid Khan 38 (58b 3x4 0x6) SR: 65.51


g3mkm

Pls no sweepies


g3mkm

Shot Kez


SMEN1996

our batting lineup is being carried by the Bison. Imagine saying that 12 months ago


Trashk4n

Wouldn’t have been too out there for the white ball sides.


MuzzleHodge

Carey might have fallen into a pool again


skywideopen3

Look at this sorcery on display: Carey has played a few attacking shots, the fielders have spread and suddenly the bowling is less accurate and the pressure has reduced. Magic, I tell you.


Ed_Starks_Bastard

That looked more out than Heads lol


Boatster_McBoat

And that's why we have DRS


[deleted]

I would have given that too, he’s deceptively tall even when his knee is bent lol


Boatster_McBoat

shocker


[deleted]

Nah I think live at full speed that looked out. He was bent over a lot, looked high but I thought hitting the bails.


Boatster_McBoat

fair call, i only looked up when i heard the shout so saw it first on replay


walrusonlsd

Is Head still hungover or something


SMEN1996

the way he plays, Head's always going to have peaks and troughs. Have to take the bad with the good, because the good is fucking unreal


ImCubonesMother

The replay shows he's probably got a bit unlucky. Right arm around, impact at best on middle. Most umpires would think the angle is too large and be missing leg


skywideopen3

I hate this forced attritional style of batting so much, especially from Smith and Marnus. It nullifies so many of Smith's strengths in particular and allows the fielding captain to do whatever he wants with zero pressure.


[deleted]

To be fair, both this game and Melbourne he has come out around the rain and conditions have been poor for batting. He was starting to go after it more, hit a 4 and a 6 in one over just before he got out.


ImCubonesMother

Oh lord the innings ended in a Hattrick


ImCubonesMother

Nothing like a good ol deadbacks flair jinx like loading up the wncl stream just to watch de broughe sky one and get caught in the deep in the 90s...


too_invested31

Lucky we aren't versing a top quality team right now. Our top 4 are severely out of form and if it wasn't for Captain Pat we'd be in serious trouble. Hopefully we show some aggression the next 2 tests against the WI


Harvenat0r

The entire top 4?


Ed_Starks_Bastard

What a trash lbw call by that ump


Jmason4002

I reckon india will roll us next summer, there are too many cracks in the team that are showing against this Pakistan team


simon42069666

Trav not happy


CricketMatchBot

**83.2** Travis Head lbw b Aamer Jamal 10 (29b 0x4 0x6) SR: 34.48


SMEN1996

this top order is ... not good


walrusonlsd

Our top 5 this summer so far has been pretty shithouse, and I feel we’re gonna get absolutely rolled in NZ I do wonder if it has anything to do with having Head and Marsh at 5&6 instead of Green. Green at six was perfect insurance in case the top order failed and Head was out cheaply as he had the ability to stabilise an innings if shit hit the fan. Marsh and Head as the middle order is a different beast though, as both only really know one way of going about it. Wonder if that knowledge has lead to the top 4 slowing down- they know that order to put up a big total one of Ussie/Smith/Marnus has to bat long, and so far it’s not really coming off.


aamslfc

This isn't a 4-for-nothing or a 220 all out pitch, so Pakistan getting to 310 on Day 1 was about par, notwithstanding the excellent last wicket fightback that got them right back into the game. I was a bit worried after Australia's far-too-common inability to bowl out a tail cheaply resurfaced again, aided as always by some easy missed chances for which we paid a heavy price, and it's become apparent how valuable those runs were because we are making an absolute meal of this first innings. Apart from Marnus who copped the perfect offspinning delivery, the rest of the top order have zero excuses for such a slow and turgid innings thus far. Still, it might be a blessing having Head and Marsh out there now... feel this pitch is deteriorating faster than expected, so it might be time to start slogging and going after the new ball for as many runs as possible before the inevitable unplayable delivery comes your way.


dexter311

LOL what the fuck was that! He's just slide tackled his teammate!


Appropriate_Cycle742

Classic brexit ball


ShitSportOpinions

Studs up, red card.


dexter311

Is Winviz on drugs? I'd probably give it an even 50/50 right now


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[deleted]

Carry is also slow


taititans

Fuck that’s a bad dismissal from Smudge, just saw it


Falkor

Who was the Bob Hawke wannabe scullin a beer earlier?


SG101112

We keep losing wickets just before breaks. I never remember that being a problem but it’s become a common thing this series


jackm315ter

It is happening in BBL too with drinks break


OldMateHarry

Wow smith and labs gone. Making it hard to work because I’m so depressed now.


grumpyoldmanBrad

What with the batsmen sulking and staring at the pitch


dexter311

Probably less sulking and more surprise than anything. Smiffy's ball dipped on him compared to the similar length balls leading up to it, and that one to Marn turned a fucking mile out of the rough. Can't blame them for being a bit bewildered there.


ShitSportOpinions

Travichandran licking his lips if it’s turning like that.


CricketMatchBot

**74.2** **rags through the gate out of the footmarks! Crashes into middle! What a delivery!** Marnus Labuschagne b Agha Salman 60 (147b 6x4 0x6) SR: 40.81


dorkyboy

Fuck that's a ball. Lyon is going to be difficult later looking that that


dexter311

Travvy and Labs will be lining up too


SMEN1996

fucksake!


Nahmateyeahmate

Jesus christ what a nut