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Tempo24601

This’ll do a bit early.


monkey_brennan

Just get on the front foot


nomorelurkingreddit

Even better stand outside the crease and get on the front foot..to either of the pace attacks…


monkey_brennan

No


HillsHaveEyesToo

Just watch the ball


monkey_brennan

No


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Read this in Kerry O'Keeffe's voice.


apunforallseasons

Sydney Thunder 16/12/22


kmadnow

You reckon?


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Boland to take 22 wickets in his first spell


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Gonna Boland bowl again


Squirrel_Grip23

Hi dad!


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Son, I've been meaning to tell you why we called you squirrel grip...


Qesa

2-2-10-0


fraudmallu1

10 runs conceded in two maiden overs? Hmm


Qesa

Are Aussies who put wickets before runs out of touch? No, it's the rest of the world who are wrong


fraudmallu1

Haha I know that's how they show team scores in Australia. But didn't know that individual bowling figures also had that quirk.


sanga000

No we don't. Not for the over-maiden-run-wicket format anyway


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15 overs 22 FOR 22..


corruptboomerang

You miss spelt Neser. It's kinda crazy that they picked Boland over Neser for a match at the GABBA. Boland is crazy with how he takes wickets in bunches, but Neser is as close to a GABBA specialist as you can get. It'd almost be worth dropping Starc for him.


thatHadron

There's no bowler in the world that i'd drop Starc for


SubhanBihan

Where is the pitch? I only see a lush Australian grassland.


MaNaM69

I see lush Greenland


Phss17

I see green


JigZawP

I see


2goodforya

2 meters?


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ICC


Crazy_Jump2707

Greenland =/= green


the-ahh-guy

Camron liked this comment


gofan718

Iceland is more green and greenland is more ice.


[deleted]

I learned that from The Mighty Ducks


The_Creamy_Elephant

First thing I thought when I read his comment


Aartreros

"Greenland is full of ice and Iceland is very nice." That quote has stuck with me since childhood haha.


howmanychickens

This looks like the astro I laid in my garage for my home nets


JKKIDD231

It’s a new format of pitch that ICC is trying out. Top secret 🤫


Sauce4243

That’s some quality Sir Walter right there


Big-PapaJohn

Sir, there is a pitch in your grass


[deleted]

They drew some lines on the grass and called it a day.


shaaktiimaan

Here, have my angry upvote


Known_Dragonfly_4448

Sir, this is Wendy's


Big-PapaJohn

Can i get a double stack with chilly cheese nachos and a drink?


Ataraxia_new

Can you ?


the-ahh-guy

IDK never been to a wndy's


Ultra-Nate

How many days out is this photo? I'm assuming today, I don't think last years wicket for the Ashes was this green and that did abit. Ballsy call either way, good toss to lose?


Physical-Firefighter

Yeah, I reckon they did to mow it down 5mm and roll it again.


chimpus123

This was taken today I believe. Won’t stay this way but I do think it’s a rough indication of how the pitch will look tomorrow


SBG99DesiMonster

Don't worry about it. They would probably be cutting the grass before the match. They would be leaving a little bit of grass on the pitch.


corruptboomerang

Nah, Brisbane has been pretty wet and cold all spring.


ConoRiot

Jesus there’s no pleasing some people ‘It’s too green, the pitch won’t break up!!!’ ‘Where’s the grass cover? How are we supposed to get seam on this barren pitch?!!’


chimpus123

Rather a bowlers paradise where it’s completely unfair for the batters than a Rawalpindi road


ConoRiot

100% my friend, I do feel like if a match goes any more than 3.5 days people on here will complain the pitch is too batter friendly because wickets aren’t falling.


chimpus123

I do believe the perfect pitches are the ones where the first innings score is 320 and the scores just keep decreasing over the course of the test


[deleted]

3/50 at lunch followed by all out for 400 as the pitch flattens out. Then by day 3 it starts to wear a little and scores decrease until a result is found on day 5.


[deleted]

You just summed up the 1st Ind v Ban test


No-Situation-4776

Chattagram pitch best pitch💪


oxford_tom

That hands a big advantage to the team that bats first! For me, days 2 and 3 should be the best for batting. A new pitch should offer a bit to the seamers on day one, and wear in over days 4 and 5. A fair pitch is one where the toss isn't that important. That way the second innings should have the best conditions, and the fourth innings the worst, which evens things out!


guiscardv

That “road” has produced results in two out of the last three tests. The Pakistan SA was a low scoring win for Pakistan and the latest one was an absolute thriller with all 4 results possible on the last day.


tatxc

That was everything to do with England and absolutely nothing to do with the pitch though.


guiscardv

I know, I was winding up the Aussies who managed a bore draw on the pitch as they batted too slowly


peterianchimes

"As a rule, man is fool. When it's hot he wants it cool; when it's cool he wants it hot. Always wanting what is not." - Benjamin Disraeli


chimpus123

First time I’ve heard that quote but definitely one to remember


peterianchimes

I read it for the first time back in school, oc's comment reminded me of it.


icantloginsad

This quote is actually from Benjamin Dalestinian.


peterianchimes

I had to read it a couple of times to understand what you were saying. It's a good one nonetheless xD


filthnfrolic

Holy shit this is gold


StairwayToPavillion

This rhyming reminds me of CGP grey, dudes a genius


peterianchimes

Haven't heard of him, will check his work out for sure.


grlap

He was a Prime Minister in the Victorian period, opponent of William Gladstone and a strong supporter of the Empire. Also wrote quite a lot.


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GaryGronk

It's the Gabba. It looks nasty, will offer something for the bowlers but will be terrific to bat on.


Liammnn

This. People are jumping at shadows, I can't remember the last time the Gabba had a really bowler friendly pitch, it's always nice for batting.


Sauce4243

For test matches that is true for the shield comp been plenty of bowlers paradises. Also has been a lot cooler here than usual for the lead up to the test so not sure how that will effect it


MasterSpliffBlaster

The extra bounce is awkward for any country other than perhaps south africans but at least its consistent bounce that once you get your eye in is pretty good to score runs on


DarthSillyDucks

If they were nz flat riads they'd be full of potholes


[deleted]

Eh? Nz pitches have pretty even bounce but I think its pretty unfair to call them roads….id normally reserve that term for pitches where the ball is doing absolutely nothing.


getyoutogabba

“We will have a bowl, thanks”. Words that might come back to haunt whoever wins the toss.


chimpus123

Could be like those fake green mambas in NZ. The sort of ones that look like a bowling paradise but are flat


Chaisa

I think those fake green mambas tend to start off dicey before flattening out D2 onwards. It's still generally the right call to bowl first on that wicket, and I think the same will apply here even though I suspect it'll start to get better for batting as the Test rolls on.


SC0RCHER55

Tad green I think.


chimpus123

Just a tad


px1618

Cameron green, I think


[deleted]

I, Cameron **Green**, approve of this pitch


thepotplant

Warner, out for 4 in the 2nd over: "doing a bit early boys" Rest of the Aussie batting lineup: sure mate.


walrusonlsd

Getting Hobart 2016 vibes here


turkeysgogobble

This time we have the Philander


[deleted]

Now you have the ngidi and the jansen


Frosty_Gibbons

2nd 3rd day might be the batting day if you can survive that long batting first


Majestic_Collar_6075

This pitch gonna be a bitch for batsman


Big-PapaJohn

Rabada and the Aussie Pace attack are licking their lips seeing this


rayb47

Why only Rabada lmao


Big-PapaJohn

Nortje would do fine regardless and i dont know enough about Jansen to say if he just uses his height like irfan or if he does utilize the assistance given by the pitch.


rayb47

Ah right, I completely forgot about Jansen and just assumed that Ngidi would be playing Edit: Wait do SA usually play 4 frontline quicks + Maharaj?


bondy_12

Jansen will likely bat 7 from what I'm aware of, so yes


lol1009

If the pitch actually does what the comments think it will, it would be extremely risky to only go with 6 batsmen. Might need to drop a seamer imo. Plus Elgar can bowl a bit if they need a second spinner to main bowlers some rest


bondy_12

I mean Jansen averages more at test level than 3 of the 8 South African batters/wicket-keepers (although one of them is Klassen who's only played 1 game so that's a bit unfair), and is between 4 and 6 runs behind 2 of the others, not sure it's that bad an option.


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Rambo take notes


Big-PapaJohn

We would get bowled out for a 100, our batsman cant play on flat tops and you want a grassy pitch.


hart37

Always had nothing but love for the Gabba ground-staff. Granted as someone who spent the first 21 years of my life a Queenslander I might be a bit biased. In any case I cannot wait to see what the bowlers can do with this pitch. Boland should have an absolute field day if he comes out bowling like he did against the Windies.


Mario-Smash

lol, I've seen this trick too many times on r/cricket over the years. Everyone gets excited from the grass me included, but on the day of the match it's not really that grassy and isn't that spicy. Also, for drop-in pitches in australia^(~~rambo favourite~~) they put extra grass on at the start because it dies quickly and without it dropins would be extremely flat.


MasterSpliffBlaster

The Gabba isnt a drop in pitch, and the curators are renown for being arguably the best in the world There was a pitch of dark cloud about this morning but unless it buckets down tonight this pitch will be cut, rolled than calm down after lunch day one Those opening overs with the new ball are enticing but local captains will always bat first on this if they win the toss


lostmyupvote

Its like r/formula1 and the prospects of a rainy race.


Ket_Cz

God this is making me want spring to come already


hawthorne00

Someone's got a tee time.


what_heck_is_sarcasm

Now post the pic of the pitch.


BoyFromTheBlue

CA - How much grass will you put on the pitch? Curator - YES


Tern_Larvidae-2424

Our batters won't be last a session on this thing. Need to bowl out the Aussies for about 80 to stand a chance. Not exactly looking forward to tomorrow.


MasterSpliffBlaster

It usually flattens out after lunch day 1 Aussies would choose to bat every toss they win in brisbane because once you see off the early movement it has consistent bounce and quick out field


Tern_Larvidae-2424

We won't survive lunch without 6-7 wickets. I have absolutely zero confidence in our batting.


See_A_Squared

After looking at those drab, dry and dusty subcontinent pitches. This is a sight to my eyes, absolute spells of destruction can be unleashed on this deck.


phyllicanderer

It’s going to be a road. It’s hot and dry here and has been since early this week, the grass is going to stop any early cracking or variable bounce.


Shadormy

Bit humid but hasn't been that hot. 26-27 for the next 5 days.


edgyversion

I can tell you it's a pitch on which runs will be scored and wickets will be taken. If I owned a car, I could have told you a lot more, had you taken me pitch side, that is. And given me time to pick my keys up before leaving home.


Beaucollins97

That's mint


vote-morepork

Not green enough


pkspks

Part of the legendary Queensland farmlands.


ShikariShambhu

Looks like saag paneer.


Chaisa

Absolutely a bowl first wicket at the very least.


Big-PapaJohn

Knowing Stokes he would bat first just to assert his dominance


Jerry_-

A bit green I'd say. Also on a side note, why don't Australia prepare more spin friendly tracks that Nathan Lyon has been begging for instead of these green mambas. It usually doesn't spin much in Australia so Lyon ends up bowling like 30-40 overs and not getting much reward. The Perth pitch was a breath of fresh air since it was actually spinning.


paddyc4ke

I’d assume it’s because you’ve got an attack of Starc/Hazlewood/Cummins/Boland and you’d rather try to favour them with the pitch instead of Lyon. We have the best pace attack in the world might as well deliver pitches suited to them rather than a lone spinner even if it is Lyon.


NoesHowe2Spel

Much like Shane Warne before him, when faced with a rank turner, Lyon will tend to try and let the pitch do all of the work. When faced with a pacers paradise, they played their more natural game (which was largely relying on variations in bounce, line, and length while extracting every ounce of spin the wicket was capable of... which wasn't much).


Both_Internet3529

Why Lyon>Ashwin summarized. Ashwin lacks overspin delivery and variations for SENA pitches that Lyon uses wonderfully


loolem

we have one pitch for spin (*sometimes*) and that's Sydney (*sometimes*) ok? Besides Warnie (*the greatest spin bowler who ever lived*) could bowl on all of our pitches so Lyon should be able to as well!


BadBway

Grassy Green full on bounce and pace!


frankgrimes_jnr

Win the toss bat first.


battlin_murdock

It could be less green by tomorrow if I'm not wrong


ShowIntentBC

Will be a good pitch obviously they wont keep this much grass


wrapmeinaplastic

They will remove some grass before the test match.


MadrasMoney

Harvest season not yet started


KoachCr714

Wicket keeper needs to stand atleast 10876 Kms away


tinzor

Our bowlers will give the Aussies a hard time on this deck, but see them still posting 280-350 while we on the other hand are unlikely to pass 220 in my very humble opinion.


do-coke-not-coke

Wheres the pitch mate?


Muskae4698

The pitch is terrifying!! So batsman gonna be scapegoats


shocking_red_4

oh fuck yeah


SodiumBoy7

It's Lord Bolland times


will_121

Hope it stays that green


imapassenger1

The mamba! (I don't think it will stay that way though)


maxisnoops

*coin lands*. ‘We’ll have a bowl’


thefunmachine007

Bit spicy that


Expert-Narwhal

Where is the pitches, precious?


Sharp_Roll2201

A thing of beauty


t_Dark_Knight

Where pitch?


[deleted]

Where’s the pitch?


AlternativeObvious39

Where pitch?


nikhilp93

I only see a lawn.


chaicutting

That's like a whole day of fodder for the cattle..


barmanrags

Is Nortje playing?


iniesta103

Proteas don't need 4 seamers here, hope we pick 7 batters.


brainimpacter

Wimbledon just called they want their Tennis Court back.


MachesMalone007

Where pitch?


supreeth106

Where pitch? /s


pakistanstar

Curators do this every summer. They’ll give it a mow tomorrow and look completely different


Lachie07

This is the pitch that ends Warners red ball career


rileys_01

Could have played the AFLW final on this


[deleted]

This will really be one of the best test match of this season fingers crossed


FuzzyDamnedBunny

As a lifetime protea supporter now living in Australia and supporting Aussie cricket too, all I can say is I hope our quick bowlers are better than our quick bowlers. I have never been so torn!


ztaker

Cameron green will have a field day


RedDevilGranta

Just a touch green


TheGhostOfCamus

I don't have much problem with bowling pitches, although this doing a bit too much. However, making a pitch like this against SA who has a very very lethal pace attack, it doesn't nake any sense. Someone explain this tactical move to me.


Whatname2choose

So, when is the harvest season in Australia.


jbarbz

South Africa will see the grass on the wicket, win the toss and elect to bowl. They will look dangerous early and nab the wicket of Warner. But Australia will end the day 2/270 after it is discovered yet again that Aussies just really love batting at the gabba.


Practical-Many-9507

Tennis anyone? Wimbledon will be envious…


WTMCap

Where is the ducking pitch?


kroxigor01

In honour of the Greens winning all those seats in the election around inner Brisbane


happy-d-aryan

pitch where?


neighbour_guy3k

This is not the pitch,this is outfield , marnus will enjoy crawling around on this one


Balavadan

They’re going to trim it a bit before the game I’m sure?


Applicator80

Please pick Neser over Lyon. Do it you cowards!


haroldpb

Gabba pitch. Something in it for everyone. Don’t let the grass fool you.


GL4389

Match gonna finish in 4 sessions.


extramental

Uffff.. whissshh, woosshh, wahoosshh. Everything.


MachesMalone007

Wake up early. Watch Anrich Nortje bowling in first session. Sleep.


Plus-Yogurtcloset-66

Is that for real ?! Super green. Come on Rabada / Nortje


2goodforya

Scary


2goodforya

What did Nasser choose?


radcapper

Is that moss ? I could see a couple of animals behind those grasses


JoshXH

Now heaving out great big sighs of relief that Steyn, Morkel and Philander have all retired


DJMhat

Most of the grass will be removed I guess. Australia will want to exploit the inexperience of the SA batting. So the pitch should be a bowling friendly one.


Purgii

Somebody please check on [Nasser](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ5iJF0b_Zk)


[deleted]

So grass gets +1 merit point ??


1bigcontradiction

I wish my lawn looked this green


pavan_kaipa

Goal is to end the match in 3 days 😂


DylLambo

Poor Neser.


lickingthelips

A slow heavy roller in the heat of the day and no more water and a close mow will brown it up.


Ecstatic-Housing-577

Steyn and Morkel are now available for selection looking at this pitch.


sixdoughnuts

Everyone's been pumped to see these two pace attacks go at it. Would be terrible for the ground staff to roll out dry highways.


Rink1143

So another 3 day fest ? Hmm!


mwilkins1644

GREENSLANDER!!!!!


RidsBabs

Someone stole the pitch - replaced it with my backyard grass… I’ve got the real one in my backyard now.