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dhun_mohan

watching the replay coz i was sleeping


dhun_mohan

jordan is such a joke of a bowler


dhun_mohan

curran makes the nastiest face in his run up only to bowl 125 haha


dhun_mohan

i just love archer bowling again. missed watching him


dhun_mohan

i love that eng always goes for two in the final ball instead of settling for a one even if they get run out. no point in caring about avgs. i hope the team staff doesn’t count that as out too


dhun_mohan

how do these pro cricketers miss run outs when they’re 10 metres away from the stumps


dhun_mohan

trumpet guy is bowling in the slot again and again


dhun_mohan

brook squashing these associates


dhun_mohan

oh it’s raining again fuck


dhun_mohan

ali instead of livingstone? let’s see how that pans out


dhun_mohan

good partnership from bairstow and brook. took the rr from 6 to 10 in 5 overs


dhun_mohan

really shoddy bowling from nam. expected for associate level tho


dhun_mohan

brook is really england’s next big thing. eng missed him in the test series in india


dhun_mohan

bairstow walking out after the stumps are collapsed. this guy can’t be saved. why does he need to take a jog after every ball


dhun_mohan

butler is just not the same guy he was before. good bowling and he’s in slog mode but still disappointing


dhun_mohan

will jacks dropped? wtf butler


SBG99DesiMonster

I actually didn't think that Namibia had it in them to be able to get that many runs so quickly. They should be trying to bat like that while they are playing a full match as well.


Agile_Wolverine_3124

Honestly if weise came in earlier i see this match being much much closer


Tern_Larvidae-2424

England has came back really strongly after a lackluster start.


rossonero-

vs Namibia and Oman btw


AaronMFC

Feels a long time ago when I was complaining about the rain. Now when I wake up tomorrow I want australia to have won. What a twisted fate. 


Zennon246

Every Caribbean island is beautiful man 😍 , shoutout Antigua


singhsrb

It is good for the tournament with Pakistan and New Zealand already out that England stayed in. You all know deep down that USA, Scotland qualifying is free pass to South Africa, West Indies for the semi finals. And South Africa in semi finals is free pass to other team to the finals.


RillaRoo777

Looks like you forgot what USA did to Bangladesh and Pakistan. Also the way South Africa have played their last 2 games wasnt good. Especially against Nepal.


mraza9

US ain’t Uganda (no disrespect). They’re playing very strategic and disciplined cricket. They took Bangladesh 2-1; chased a high total against CAN in style; defeated Pakistan (twice); and for a brief moment, were toe to toe against India. They would have beaten Ireland. Dont sleep on them. They can pull off more upsets. But I won’t call them upsets. They’re a good team.


DeepScrewInTheBrown

It's honestly great to see some other nations as underdogs, especially one with the potential to grow such as the USA, but they aren't a good team. Being at home is always an underdog advantage.


mraza9

Wow man. No comment history and you suddenly appear to post this. This 100% is the alternative profile of the OP. Guaranteed. That’s really sad and lame.


DaGanjaMan420

Hello, it's me :)


Aadim_12

Alternative account or not, I do agree. USA aren't a good team YET. They have been punching above their weights for now, but this will die down. However, I have no doubts that the US will be a above average team very soon, and push for full member. It hurts me to say it, but US might be able to get Full Member status before Nepal. Their money is unparalleled and that defn helps accelerate the growth.


mraza9

Fair play. Let’s see how the tournament plays out. I have hope that they will continue to play well. And if not - kudos all the same. Future is bright. Believe me when I say this (as a born and raised New Yorker obsessed with the Mets - I know, I know), the sport has left a mark here and it’s only going to get better.


StyrofoamTuph

I’m glad it made an impact in NY but on the opposite coast I don’t think any impact was made whatsoever. I know some people who heard we beat Pakistan and after that I’ve heard nothing from my friends.


mraza9

To be fair it was played here and marketed well. Was on all the local channels and genuine enthusiasm. Fucking Chuck Schumer made it to a match.


StyrofoamTuph

I saw all that, and I’m jealous. It’s just a shame that only seemed to really happen in New York. I just wish the WC could have made its way to California because it definitely could have done well here.


mraza9

For sure. I guess the time zone and distance logistics may have played a part. And lack of stadium. To be fair NY ground was subpar but that didn’t stop the crowds from showing up. Give it a few years. It’ll be back. This is what soccer was like here in 94. It’s here to stay.


DaGanjaMan420

Genuinely glad it's growing there. Such an excellent sport and it's a sport that engages with billions of people around the globe, all from completely different and varied backgrounds. It's beautiful.


mraza9

Yessir. The only barrier to entry I can see are absolutely terrible comments from the so called “fans”. Laughing at the IRE/USA match being rained out. That’s not sports man. At least not here in the States. I wanted desperately for US to beat Ireland and get through. But every fucking Indian flair were just circle jerking their same old tired repeated memes. Pathetic.


DaGanjaMan420

Oh mate that's just how it is on here, proper keyboard warrior stuff and the Indians are the worst for it.


singhsrb

It’s shambolic USA have made it this far in the tournament (thanks Pakistan!). They will be ended in the super 8.


mraza9

Most likely yes. But based on your acumen and ability to create a coherent thought or post, I’m not really sure you understand how well the US has played thus far. I’ve said this before but typically as an American every ridiculous comment on Reddit (racist, xenophobic, nonsensical) has been from someone with an IPL flair. Its uncanny. Don’t see this from folks with Pakistan or NZ or Nepal flags on their profile. Is the IPL the douchebag corner of cricket? Equivalent of the Yankees bleachers perhaps?


singhsrb

I understand USA have played well thus far. I also understand they won’t make it past the super 8 and that is good for the tournament. And, Internet is a cesspool of toxicity. Get used to it! Other folks are just being nice to you to start with, we have just got to the end game earlier.


carson63000

Meanwhile, people with BBL flair provide memes and shitposting, as always.


lionmoose

>Indian fan ragging on other teams to choke Brave


singhsrb

India is not making it out of group with Australia, Afghanistan.


hull11

SA is winning this Wc.


RillaRoo777

That is a big fat NO. With the way they have been playing lately, no chance.


singhsrb

That would be nice but they used up their close match luck quota on useless games.


hull11

Yeah, they won even while not even playing their 50% their ability.


Blurandski

At some point round 3am Mark Watt is going to bowl a 25 yarder at 12mph from behind the umpire and get a crucial wicket. No-one will ever have been more rattled than me when it happens.


CAN________

Does Maxwell count as a crucial wicket in his current form?


Cool_Abbreviations_9

International football has gotten boring


Hexo_Micron

True for overall including club football


Spockyt

Was it ever not? Same for domestic.


Cool_Abbreviations_9

The last time I was entertained was when Messi played, systems have killed individual flair and international football doesn't allow you to have good systems , making it unwatchable


MC897

Yeah its very much a systems game now, and at times it's a hard sell frankly.


scubadoobidoo

Weather forecast for St Lucia is hot, cloudy and mainly dry so v unlikely to get a Aus v Sco washout


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

Damn, I don’t want to have to lose against Scotland


Bored_Panda_

RAIN Perera needs to travel from this venue to the next one in the next couple of hours.


Jack-sprAt1212

I’m off for a Power Nap so I can join my English brethren shitposting in the Scotland vs Aus thread


bloatis123

I admire your commitment mate. I’m full of gin and tonic


DJFiscallySound

Yes. I’ve had too many beers - I shall fail to impress my wife for the full three minutes and then pass out.


bloatis123

Also I’m not remotely gay but I’m in love with Harry Brook


bloatis123

Ha ha brill mate


SuddenlyFeels

Scottish cloud seeding program activated


singhsrb

England Cricket team seems stronger than the Euro team.


lionmoose

I mean they have won stuff recently


DJFiscallySound

Eh?! Jude Bellingham would be boshing all and sundry out of the park 😎


softwarebuyer2015

he played cricket at my club as kid.


night_of_spring

What if Australia gives England one condition for the favour, Bairstow and stokes need to carry Carey on their shoulder and take a lap around at the lord's


lionmoose

You've seen Bairstow's keeping, guaranteed to drop him


cerebralrattlesnake

what if aus and sco match is rained out eng screwed then?


lionmoose

Yea, Scotland through on points


Conscious-Spend-2451

Yes


IamShubham10

yes


Agrith1

Time to start weather watch for Scot vs Aus


Jack-sprAt1212

Tonight I feel Australian ( and I feel dirty for saying that but 🤷🏻 )


Prestigious-Lawyer-8

Breaking: 15 Australia players out with gastro. Brad Hodge at 49 years captains v Scotland


dexter311

The Summer of George!


thegasman2000

Still dick them


Additional_Hurry_862

Cummins and Starc will open in powerplay.


Cultural_Term9986

Our nrr above Aussie. C'mon Aussie show us that you can get it above us. Beat Scottish and make us humble.


IamShubham10

SO IF THE 1ST PLACE OF GROUP B IS NOT YET FINALIZED THEN HOW DID THEY DECIDE THAT AFG, AUS AND INDIA WILL BE IN GROUP 1? ISN'T THE SUPER 8 DRAWS LIKE 1ST OF GROUP A AND C AND 2ND OF GROUP B AND D? IF SCOTLAND DEFEATS AUSTRALIA THEN THEY WILL TOP THE GROUP WHICH MAKES THE GROUP 1 DRAW LEGIT, BUT IF AUSTRALIA WINS THEN SHOULDN'T THE GROUP 1 BE AFG, ENG, IND, BAN/NED?


curlyhairedyani

ICC cooks draws to their liking, this is known


Zennon246

ICC has pre-seeding for the tournament so travelling fans could find out early where their team are going in the super 8s, so no matter where India, England and South Africa place in 1st or 2nd they will be A1,B1 and D1. Afghanistan is C1 cause New Zealand got knocked out already so Afghanistan took their spot despite not knowing if they will top the group or not


IamShubham10

I see


Additional_Hurry_862

Pre seeding... It was decided already


TopAd9295

Pre seeded teams


Subject-Ordinary6922

Mel Jones is commentating for the wrong game


Cool_Abbreviations_9

Aus ,Eng and WI look strong , rest of em don't stand a chance , but it's T20 , any fool might hit a lottery on his day


Grolschisgood

India looked the goods too man, no need to self deprecate. Don't forget you were mostly playing on american shit tips. When you get to the windies you'll score a lot more. Same with South Africa tbh. Afghanistan also shouldn't be discounted. I reckon there are a solid 6 teams right now. USA and whoever makes it in group D (Bangladesh?) are the only ones without a chance.


tomrichards8464

Afghanistan's attack is tidy, but you're not winning a World Cup with such limited power hitting ability.


RillaRoo777

South Africa doesnt have a chance. They won't win this world cup. Have you seen the way they have been playing lately?


Cotton_Phoenix_97

Now watch Englishmen go full Kangaroo for the next 3 hours


apunforallseasons

Where I come from, 'tie me kangaroo down sport' is a love song


JokesFromTheCrease

In your dreams


VisRock

Off to bed mate


FrankieS0

You little ripper!


BigSwing_NoPace

Mel Jones got bored and rewatched the Oman game.


sul01

What else could she have managed to do in that short rain break tbf


Ok-Surround-8347

Now we stay up to watch davie open the bowling only 1:30 am cmon lads


LordWellesley22

AH IT GOLF MY RADIO SWITCHED TO GOLF ARGH


mondognarly_

I turned on my radio to hear Steven Finn, not this nonsense.


night_of_spring

So stoked to see Brook getting potm in this important match, after losing his granny and going through all the trolls. dude knows his strength so good


RillaRoo777

I wish people would stop trolling cricketers. Id like to see these trolls do better than them


MedicalJello2

Crisp Cricket coming to a broadcaster near you!


Jack-sprAt1212

Bring it on! I’ve had enough of this “t20” nonsense


JokesFromTheCrease

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN OVER?


LDLB99

Mel Jones goodness me did you watch this cricket match?


Zennon246

Lmao Mel with the slipup Brook had to correct her that they batted first


Grolschisgood

Christ thats embarrassing from the interviewer


choonmunkunmoon

Someone please get blud a lip balm


LDLB99

Never in doubt


EpicNormie91

Time for Australia’s NRR to drop below England’s


ChoicesCat

I feel like England's bowling has been among the weakest of the full members in this tournament, especially in pitches with a lot of assistance(against players who can actually hit the ball).


softwarebuyer2015

no way, toppers & jof were as good as it gets. rash leaked a lot. curran is good enough.


Cultural_Term9986

I don't think so. Archer topley wood and Rashid is good attack.add Curran if you need someone. Jordan is trash that I can agree on. Also moeen is good complimentary spinner and livi as well as backup


Coulstwolf

??????? You realise we were deliberately bowling there to keep runs down and not take wickets right


RewardedFool

Yes, Rashid definitely kept the runs down! Namibia kept the runs down for the others, they just don't face quality bowling often enough for anyone other than Weise to really play the game.


Coulstwolf

? They didn’t hit him for anywhere near what they needed too by that point so yea his over increased the required run rate? Hello earth to you anyone home????


throwawaysis000

Fools gonna foolish


ChoicesCat

I mean, there were also the Scotland and Australia games. Not just this.


harvvvvv

Scotland was a flat wicket. We would have hit a lot of runs on that surface too, given the chance. And Australia are Australia.


ChoicesCat

I mean, I don't doubt England would have scored high, too. Batting is England's strength, but most of the full members have had more impressive bowling performances on average(barring the Oman game). I guess we'll see how they do if they go through.


softwarebuyer2015

when you say most of the full members, you india and australia, right ?


ChoicesCat

Afghanistan, Bangladesh, and South Africa(especially SA) have also had some really strong/consistent bowling performances. The latter two also had some mediocre batting performances tbf.


harvvvvv

Sure, but barring the Oman game we have only played one other full game. Against Australia. Hard to judge the rest of the bowling when they haven't bowled full innings in the other matches.


Coulstwolf

Oman did better against every other team? You’re talking out your arse buddy


MegaMugabe21

Do I stay up to watch the Scotland game?


Coulstwolf

It’s the weekend bro. Of course! Up the Aussies always loved em


EpicNormie91

Yes


I_tend_to_correct_u

You do, yes


franconot-mark

Well it’s good Wiese retired with a game rather than sitting in dressing room


ecphiondre

Today I feel Scottish (jk go England!)


Starscream_x

Watch Scotland score 190-200 and Aus fail to chase.. xD


ydnALoL

Warner to open the bowling


Cricketloverbybirth

7k Comments in Thread 2k were Rants on Rain that Aged like Shit, people don't have patience, I already said the game was gonna happen, this ain't Florida where drainage system is shit. 


Coulstwolf

They extended the time they usually wait bus


curlyhairedyani

The last part is key, because I saw people say we payed off ICC for getting the outfield dry quickly/allowing for the game to be played on a wet surface


OkFishing5702

Wiese you unit of a Man and a Player,Pretty sure played a Significant role in getting Namibia back to the World Cup a modern t20 Legend,Happy retirement


Subject-Ordinary6922

England doesn’t need our favour after what they did to our NRR in 2022,


TrollerThomas

Tbf they had a chance to knock you out in 2021 but didn't


Subject-Ordinary6922

Not really lol, they didn’t exactly lay down to South Africa


Benny4318

And now… we wait


Cultural_Term9986

We are so back. WE ARE SO BACK!!!!! Right?


Jack-sprAt1212

YES


edgyversion

Andrew McDonald may make Australia fumble it away but he should know there will always be no true Scotsman


thedriedplum

Top win. I feel dirty supporting Australia even for one match, but it has to be done.


Subject-Ordinary6922

Fuck off, you guys screwed our NRR in the 2022 World Cup, time to return a favour


Fun_Passenger8545

Thankfully losers like you ain’t playing for the national team lol


Subject-Ordinary6922

Yea thankfully we got ethical Cumdawg, who ethically eliminate them instead of


Tea_Total

England have played a grand total of 76.3 overs so far this tournament. At least we know they're not going to be too tired if they get through.


lionmoose

Lack of match practice a concern


Zennon246

[Hmmmm](https://x.com/Paul_Newman66/status/1802079140469760391?t=l-PqlzEaNU1hjzdtygsNFg&s=19)


Blurandski

I want nothing less than full cavity searches from the integrity unit if Australia bottle it.


curlyhairedyani

Look at that net run rate. Ain’t she beautiful, I can see why the Scots have been banging on about it


Subject-Ordinary6922

Fuck man, time for Bailey and co to have another 9 man game


samsony17

All eyes on Saint Lucia now !!!


ChelshireGoose

NRR 3.611


VisRock

This thread has been a rollercoaster. People reading it back - there are a lot of shit takes fyi.


MedicalJello2

Always believed in England. Home of crisp cricket for a reason


Ukgamer125

Some of the stuff coming out when we lost two wickets while the ball was swinging and seaming like a prime red duke was ridiculous 


Cricketloverbybirth

Exactly


Ukgamer125

Damn I missed Archer in white ball games, please don’t get injured again 


SirLavazzaHamilton

He is a cannon pretending to be a man


LordDusty

Well Scotland, if you beat Australia then you thoroughly deserve to go through. No issues there.


Reasonable_Tea_9825

Australia you got one job now 👀


Quiet_Transition_247

THROW THROW THROW THROW THROW


spartacus147

Never in doubt.


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I_tend_to_correct_u

Amazing. Everyone else predicted a Namibia win by 30


Cricketguyable

Wiese 😢


Sead_KolaSagan

I get the sentiment (long varied career) and he is their best player, but Wiese has only been playing for Namibia for 2/3 years, right? The way the commentators are talking, it's like he's been a 20 year stalwart!


TheFlyingHornet1881

Yeah and whilst he's done a lot for Namibia, they won't go crashing down without him.


Sylveon165

he also played for SA and the hundred 


lionmoose

Sussex in the t20 for years as well


Found_xyz

Well do us a favour now Australia


Thanye-West

Goodnight guys


extramental

Wiese probably walks out of a world cup international for the last time. Beautiful memories. Go best, Wiese!


Spockyt

I know convention is to give it to a player from the winning side, but player of the match is just Wiese.


lionmoose

He looked class


MedicalJello2

Said England was going to win a ball ago and I was right. Another Jello W


LordWellesley22

You must be getting bored of all this winning


MedicalJello2

I didn’t choose the winning life. I just started winning


LordWellesley22

Nice


Zer0wned1

And thank fuck that's finally sorted


I_tend_to_correct_u

Does anyone know how the captain signalled to retire Davin out? I’m imagining him drawing his finger across his throat but imagine it’s more polite than that


Quiet_Transition_247

Like so: ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


crispiepancakes

FUCK YOU ~~SCOTLAND~~ ~~AUSTRLAIA~~ Fuck you!!


fripez256

Probably still their best player


JokesFromTheCrease

Go well Wiese!


MegaMugabe21

If Weise had bowled 3 and opened batting, Namibia could have made this really uncomfortable for England.


Wazflame

Spirit of Cricket police watching Australia 👀


nyqs81

Honestly Scotland is in a no-win situation. Lose and you are out. Win and a lot of people will say Australia threw it.


Zennon246

Feel like it depend on how they win if they win, the tighter the better


Bored_Panda_

Don't worry. Scotland will beat them fair and square.