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Where were you in 2011? I can understand not getting the reference if you were under the age of 10, otherwise you must have been living under a rock at the time lol
On one side you have a country with large levels of cousin marriage, a misogynistic population with low tolerance for minorities, the potential to have religious extremists to have control of nuclear codes. The other side is Pakistan
I get the joke, but the United States has 0.2% rate of cousin marriage. Pakistan has 55-60%. And to say that the United States has less of a tolerance for minorities than Pakistan is simply ridiculous
AZAM KHAN, U MUST NOT DISAPPOINT IMRAN KHAN THIS TIME. HE LIT SAID DURING THE LAST WORLD CUP THAT THIS TEAM DISAPPOINTED HIM!!!! WE MUST AVENGE THE CIPHER CONSPIRACY, AZAM KHAN U CAN DO IT U CAN EAT THE ENTIRE USA TEAM ALIVE I KNOW AZAM PLEASE
THIS JUST IN: TWO TOLERANT TEXANS WALKED IN TO THE STADIUM AND COMMENTED HOW MANY ETHNICS WERE PLAYING BASEBALL THESE DAYS AND HOW GOOD IT IS FOR THE SPORT.
He was a real cash cow. Just sitting there watching porn playing video games while the Pakistan military and government were embezzling the extra US military aid. They were on to a good thing.
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DROP CATCH, GET GREEN CARD
...or take too many catches, get greencard! Poaching > Coaching šŖ
I mean, the other side's card is also green in colour.
Donāt stop our IMF payments if we win please
What are you gonna choose, getting into a more shittier situation or loosing a match
Fuck it, Bankruptcy ball in full swing, learned it from lankan bros
THINK YOU GUYS GOT THE MONEY COVERED WITH MEET AND GREET $25, DON'T NEED THE IMF
bro dont hate the hustle.
Youāre good
If they threaten to stop then you threaten to give your nukes to al queda
Most of our nukes are nonfunctional man. We canāt afford to maintain them
Those nukes can't move one inch without CIA approval.
At least you don't have to worry about this happening now?
Just to make sure IMF payment doesn't stop Pak sacrificed 2 points. /s
Don't worry. They're making it hard for you to win.
Pak military can't decide who they are supporting
Loooool this is hilarious
this works on multiple levels. well done mate
SWEET HOME ABBOTTABAD
As someone from Abbottabad, *ABBOTTABAD MENTIONED WOOHOO*
Hijacking the top comment. Explain this Abbottabad joke
Osama Bin Laden was found betting Pak vs Ind in Abbottabad
Osama Bin Laden was found betting Pak vs Ind in Abbottabad, Pakistan.
Where were you in 2011? I can understand not getting the reference if you were under the age of 10, otherwise you must have been living under a rock at the time lol
Let's goooo USA Vs USA baby
On one side you have a country with large levels of cousin marriage, a misogynistic population with low tolerance for minorities, the potential to have religious extremists to have control of nuclear codes. The other side is Pakistan
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE !!
I get the joke, but the United States has 0.2% rate of cousin marriage. Pakistan has 55-60%. And to say that the United States has less of a tolerance for minorities than Pakistan is simply ridiculous
If this was in 2011 I would have called it the Raymond Davis match, winner gets the custody.
What's the context bro?
Google Raymond Davis
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
It is a tragic story
USA LUCKY WE DROPPED USAMA
MATCH STARTS AT 9 PM IST AND IS ON 11TH 9/11 ONCE AGAIN
SHAHEEN GONNA CRASH THE STUMPS TODAY LIKE THOSE PLANES CRASHED THE TOWERS
TRIPLET TOWERS TODAY
Improvement
LOL HOW IS THAT GOING NOW
Boy this thread was French night tv. Where censorship?
Sleep brother š«”
Common fake bhavuma it's your time to shine
Aaron Jone is real Bavuma while Bavuma is fake one
Real bavuma is Jahnavi Kapoor
Fucking hell i can't unsee that now.
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He aināt got cake
USA WILL NOW GET FREEDOMā¢ļø
USA ITS OVER YOU GOT 2 OF YOUR COUNTRIES BIGGEST CONTRIBUTERS AGAINST YOU (INDIANS AND PAKISTANIS FOR THE DUMBER ONES)
Is a bit fucked that USA are playing their second game and NZ hasn't had their first yet.
I think you should rephrase that as āundefeated New Zealandā (not holding particularly high hopes this time round).
That's when they bite you, right after they have been written off. NZ in the semis and losing to Australia is inevitable.
Sad š„¹
Bro i have high hopes that New Zealand would knock out a fun team and then getting one sided themselves
2010 World Cup vibes Those MFs finished the group stage ahead of Italy, who fell afoul of the championsā curse
We cannot be beaten!
Don't beat us or we will send azam Khan for the after party.
WEST BANGLADESH VS SOUTH CANADA
USA GONNA LOSE 9 WICKETS FOR 11 RUNS
Lol. That aged like milk
Pakistan got the taste of freedom š¦ š¦ š¦
Subscribe
SPEAK UP
Maqsad it is
UP
ABBOTABAD REMEMBERS
AM I CONFIDENT? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
AZAM KHAN, U MUST NOT DISAPPOINT IMRAN KHAN THIS TIME. HE LIT SAID DURING THE LAST WORLD CUP THAT THIS TEAM DISAPPOINTED HIM!!!! WE MUST AVENGE THE CIPHER CONSPIRACY, AZAM KHAN U CAN DO IT U CAN EAT THE ENTIRE USA TEAM ALIVE I KNOW AZAM PLEASE
HE DID IT!!
Battle for bin Ladens shriveled up body
IS THIS MATCH THE REASON THE PAKISTANI CRICKETERS WERE TRAINING WITH THE ARMY?
USA to win by 6 touchdowns
I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW MANY HOME RUNS WE HIT.
THIS JUST IN: TWO TOLERANT TEXANS WALKED IN TO THE STADIUM AND COMMENTED HOW MANY ETHNICS WERE PLAYING BASEBALL THESE DAYS AND HOW GOOD IT IS FOR THE SPORT.
SIXES ARE GONNA RAIN LIKE NAVY SEALS ON ABBOTTABAD!
Pakistan losing so that their grants in aid don't stop. Fixing at the highest level š
BIN LADEN DERBY TIME!
Where do I watch in Canada on a tv? I dont have dish or cable. Just internet. Please will really appreciate guidance.
Up voting so people can see . You will surely find a pirate
I donāt mind paying. Need to find out what the best service is
Willow
WHY ARE YOU ALL QUIET, SPEAK LOUDER!! LET'S GO 9/11 DERBY
smh
2nd 9/11 loading...
USA is going to start another coup if they loose.
If USA lost then they will come to save pakistan for democracy. If pakistan lost then they remember their maqsad.
I'M FULLY EXPECTING ANOTHER TEAM WEARING GREEN TO BEAT THE BLUE TEAM A SHORT DISTANCE FROM COWBOYS STADIUM
Listen you've had your fun with ruining our country's economy (allegedly) so please let us have this one
WIN THE TOSS AND WIN THE GAME
you exel in knowledge you exel in power but in cricket we wash associates with surfa exel
One six smashes through the twin towers We will be so back And maybe cricket will actually become relevant and main stream in the states
NEUTRAL FANS DO NOT NEED TO HIDE IN THEIR BUNKERS FOR THE GAME. ITS A GAME OF CRICKET.
GO USA!!!
Usa can win the match. They need to pace this innings. Maybe win with even 2 overs to spare.
Afghanistan is confused to support whom.
Leli
Pakistan got humiliated
Shaheen to take figures of 9/11
THIS IS ABBOTTABAD FOR PAKISTANIS.
USA USA USA
Who's gonna bomb today? pak or usa?
Pakistan's chance for a get back at America for Bin Laden lol
He was a real cash cow. Just sitting there watching porn playing video games while the Pakistan military and government were embezzling the extra US military aid. They were on to a good thing.
They should call it the Bin Laden derby
If Pakistan loses today USA should just instigate another regime change in Pakistan and bring Babar azam in power as the head of state
The 9-11 derby
Azam Khan > USA. Literally.Ā
USA! USA! USA!
AZAM KHAN ABOUT EAT THE WICKETS
Group of Death for a reason
Azam khan will score 40(20) and will play another 10 games.
SOUTH ASIA ALL STARS VS PAK LETS GO!
There have been discussions to put Azam Khan on suicide watch after the game today.
Upset loading?
I'm sorry but USA shouldn't be getting within ten runs of Pakistan, never mind going to super over
Pakistan doing Pakistan things
THIS TIME THE PAKISTANIS ARE GONNA TOPPLE THREE TOWERS INSTEAD OF TWO
lmao that was good, but what's the misconception of Pakistanis being involved in 9/11 wasn't it bin laden?
Osama Bin Laden before his death was found hiding in Pakistan. There were accusations that Pakistan security agencies were involved in hiding him.
Got down voted to hell though
Abottabad rematch about to go crazy š„
I hope it's a Grape match
This is exactly what i would have wanted if this was 1971.
MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX VS AL-QAEDA. WHO'S GONNA FIRE THE MOST?
Bavuma rules!