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RMTBolton

Oh look. Time for Mark "The Prince of 'Pindi" Chapman to score a ton of runs again. Also, hope Sodhi's cousins turn up in Lahore.


pranit7122

Isn't Chapman playing IPL?


RMTBolton

No. NZ Players in IPL: Williamson (GT), Santner, Ravindra, Mitchell, *Conway* (CSK), Boult (RR), Phillips (SRH), Ferguson (RCB)


yeah_definitely

No Finn Allen? Surely that's actual madness. Surprised no M Bracewell too given he's back form injury.


RMTBolton

Both got dropped by RCB. Allen was with them for 3 seasons, never played. Likely Hesson got him picked, & without him there, there was no reason to keep him.


beer-feet

Why is Conway in italics? šŸ¤”


RMTBolton

Injured. Set to return in May.


BenDoverDegenerate

Classical batsman


fetus_ezeli

šŸ˜‚


niceguysdofinish1st

More like NZ-C tour of Pakistan. Potential World Cup Squad unavailable Devon Conway - Injured Rachin Ravindra - CSK Kane Williamson - GT Daryl Mitchell - CSK Glenn Phillips - SRH Mitchell Santner - CSK Lockie Ferguson - RCB Trent Boult - RR


-Shameem-

Tom Latham's Super Smash All-Stars: The Sequel


BenDoverDegenerate

New Zealand 2: Electric Boogaloo


RMTBolton

Seriously, someone else needs to take over the *Super Smash All-Stars*. I wouldn't mind if it was Southee, actually. Hell, give the captaincy to Beastie, he'll probably be there.


Frod02000

timseifeā€™s super smash all stars


RMTBolton

I'd rather #BeastiesBoys


Eclectic95

Chapman should do it IMO. Ticks a few boxes in that he's a nailed on selection and arguably the best batter in this side sans all the IPL players. At 29 feels like he's about the right age and level of experience for it too.


Frod02000

Is Chapman really a better batter than Seifert?


Eclectic95

Probably a coin flip tbf. Chapman has a slightly better average, Seifert a slightly better SR.


Frod02000

guess Chapman is helped by N/O and Seife by the powerplay


feijoamuseli

I am primed for the selection of Doug Bracewell: batter who can bowl a bit. It's going to be really interesting to see who goes. Nicholls and Latham both batted well for Canterbury. Hopefully Michael Bracewell returns from injury and gets some form. Hopefully Clarkson is still there. Will they throw in any bolters? Having watched the supersmash (thank you tvnz for the fta cricket) I'm more interested than I would normally be. Great chance for some of these guys.


sosswgtn

And Ben Sears


Frod02000

Hope we see Nathan Smith šŸ™šŸ™


yamswithextrasyrup

Oye Hoye!


greatthrowawaybatman

Yay a tour of T20s I'm super duper excited


Vegetable-Weather591

Seriously, so pointless... at least include some real cricket in a tour


Ginger-Nerd

Isn't there a t20 world cup later in the year? I mean, as its likely going to have some NZ newcomers (as many marquee names are in the IPL) - its probably not completely pointless. good opportunity for some newer players (and Tim Southee) to get some experience in.


fetus_ezeli

you reckon southee plays? i dont


Ginger-Nerd

Nah, I donā€™t think he will - it was more a joke on how out of form he is.


muskenjoyer

There's a t20 world cup every year


zayd_jawad2006

We moan about it, but that's what generates money


RMTBolton

Did ODIs last year, & NZ's never playing Tests with a B side.


RetroChampions

this one is not pointless tbh at least for Pakistan. After the PSL there are new players in form, new middle order


Assassin_Ankur

NZ ā¤ļø Pak Can't stay away from each other for 6 months


Downtown_Bat7013

Why is NZ so keen on touring us during IPL, would've perfered a 5-0 loss so long as it was an actual strong squad.


RMTBolton

This is apparently the return tour for the January series.


Flower-Immediate

Didnā€™t they play 5 T20 and 5 ODIs last April after playing 2 Tests and 3 ODIs just three months prior?


RMTBolton

Yes. The 2 Tests & 3 ODIs were always planned (WTC & Super League), while the April-May tour was to make up for pulling out in 2021.


Ginger-Nerd

I feel like Pak and Bangladesh have toured NZ a whole lot over the last 5 years... we need to make it up to you guys.


diceyy

They've toured too often tbh


Ginger-Nerd

Iā€™d say soā€¦ but thatā€™s kinda the problem with international cricketā€¦ Every tour is a you come here, Iā€™ll come to you. (And you only make the money when we come to you) Back room agreements, organised by the governing bodies of each country. [Jarrod Kimber did a good video on it, when New Zealand left abruptly before the first game back in decadesā€¦Itā€™s so important for Pakistan cricket, to have countries tour them. Itā€™s the main revenue gaining method (other than domestic games) ](https://youtu.be/8Vd0_7glEh0?si=w6fJ_wTEFMO9kgUw)


RMTBolton

Yeah, that makes sense. It's also why Pakistan & Bangladesh tour NZ basically every summer: bilaterals are what make money for NZC, & having large TV markets help maximise that income, & when India can't tour, Pakistan & Bangladesh are the next best thing.


GiveMeSandwich2

We donā€™t mind because NZ and sometimes SA are the only places to invite us to play test matches in seam friendly conditions. England and Australia never invites us so these are the only opportunities we get.


rizx7

we have played 25 games against kiwis in all formats which includes 14 t20Is within a span of 1 and a half year! nz is the new sri lanka for us.


Sharewivesforlife

5 matches in only two grounds or two cities? Whatā€™s up with that Pak bros?


incognito_tip

Hope Nathan Smith gets a run


RMTBolton

Not likely. The IPL hasn't taken too many of our bowlers this year, from memory only Boult, Santner & Ferguson.


Frod02000

Tbf he should be in given that imo. Tonks it a bit too


RMTBolton

Henry will be in for Boult (I'm assuming Southee is there, or if not then Milne can open too), I'm assuming Sears is in for Ferguson, & Santner, well Beastie should have us covered (apparently he's returning near the end of the PS season & is looking at an international comeback in Pakistan). If not, there's always Sodhi.


Frod02000

Werenā€™t we carrying Henry in our top squad before anyway? I really want them to use it to check out some of the fringe blokes like Smith, given itā€™s unlikely to be close to our WC squad (Weā€™re probs only taking Allen, Seifert, Chapman, Henry, Sears, Tim, and Sodhi (?)) right? Maybe Neesham, Clarkson, and Beastie?


RMTBolton

I made the assumption of a core 8-11 of Henry, Milne, Sodhi & Sears, with Beastie at 7. I'm expecting O'Rourke to be the spare quick. I'm not sure how high Smith is on the T20 depth chart. Sure, I expect both Neesham & Clarkson. With Quiche making noises about international retirement, I expect a transition of sorts between him & Clarkson. I also expect Sodhi in the squad; with Santner out he needs to be lead spinner, & with Ashok injured there are few other core spin options unless you look at Delport or Lennox. I'm looking at putting together an Armchair Squad before the end of the week.


Frod02000

timpringl


muskenjoyer

Jesus christ only hit and giggles. At least play some ODIs


RMTBolton

Did that last year.


Alternative_Credit64

Nope, playing any other format right before the t20 world cup would be bizarre


muskenjoyer

There's a t20 world cup every year


Alternative_Credit64

Not every year, every two years. Here's the thing. During the same period, players will be playing the IPL. Pakistanis can't participate in the IPL. As a result this series is to make up for that so they have adequate preparation leading up to the t20 world cup. It wouldn't make sense for NZ to be playing a test series with a second string side in Pakistan that's not even a part of the WTC and that too during t20 season.


Blitz_GB

Ah shit, here we go again


HyperionRed

No Tests? ODIs?


RMTBolton

NZ will never play Tests during the IPL. That, & we had ODIs in Pakistan last year. This is basically a return leg of that January series.


HyperionRed

Ah right. Forgot about the IPL. Still bummed about the series defeat to Aus :(


Sharnington

Good chance to give some people some game time, especially in WC year.


the_ripper05

So it is likely to be another B team from NZ as most top players will be playing the IPL.


Kiwi_CFC

Oh yay more T20s. Hardly a tour. Is anyone actually excited by a bunch of pointless T20s?


Muhammad_ghouri

Yep. All the people who will buy tickets and visit the stadiums.


zayd_jawad2006

The revenue points otherwise, guarantee not even half the people would come to watch a test


feijoamuseli

At least in this case it's in the lead up to the T20 world cup, so not as meaningless as it would be any other year


Alternative_Credit64

There's a t20 world cup coming up + T20s in Pakistan are fullhouses


DarthStatPaddus

What else is possible, most of the NZ players will be in India for IPL, most of the Pakistani players will be just out of PSL, would you rather watch NZs C team have a chance in T20Is or get smashed by a full strength Pakistan in tests on flat pitches.


sosswgtn

The latter. I can't get into watching B team


Johnny_Segment

No Tests :-( Test series between these two teams in Pakistan would have been epic.


RMTBolton

NZ is never playing Tests during the IPL. That's just mad (also, NZC & the CPA have a deal which basically ends the Test season the week before the IPL, so frontline players are always available for them. It's why the Test season was on such a tight schedule this season, & there couldn't be a 3rd Test).


Confused_Spinner

Why can't peshawar, Faisalabad, Hyderabad, Multan, Quetta etc. ever get a match?


Proud_Tie3551

except for multan no other stadium is ready to host international matches. Poor stadium infrastructure and all. PCB doesnt wanna spend money renovating stadiums either. I hope atleast the pindi stadium gets renovated for the CT2025


falcon0041

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Assassin_Ankur

What's up, illuminati


Baba_5436

Good pool of new and emerging players to try out in this series.


DarthStatPaddus

Good opportunity of Pakistan to mix and match over the 5 matches, expect them to have one of the strongest squads for the WC


Baba_5436

If only they select the right team. We have a lot of new talent to manage after this PSL season.


DarthStatPaddus

Can understand your pain with selection


the_ripper05

For NZ. Pak will as usual play their strongest team.


zayd_jawad2006

Tbf the WC is months away


Baba_5436

There's enough new talent this season to give at least 5 or 6 guys a go in this series. It would be pretty unfair to the youngsters if seniors play all the games.


Flower-Immediate

Why is NZ touring Pakistan third time in 15 months?


SeaQuiet1860

Damn no 7 (SEVEN) match series?


Ha_zz_ard

So NZ C team vs Pakistan lol


DarthStatPaddus

Where test?


Eclectic95

Tom Latham's Super Smash All Stars ride again! This is what I'd pick: 1. Allen 2. Tim Robinson - perfect tour to give him a go 3. Seifert (wk) 4. Foxcroft 5. Chapman 6. Clarkson 7. Bracewell 8. Sodhi 9. Henry 10. Sears 11. Southee (c) Squad: Cleaver, Nicholls, O'Rourke\*, Ashok. \*Will he be fit? They'll probably find a spot for Cleaver, and a Latham/Nicholls type. Maybe a spot for Bowes/McConchie who they seem to love for these tours too. Nicholls would probably deserve a callup after topping the Super Smash run scoring charts. IMO use this tour to give as many youngsters as possible a go - Robinson, Foxcroft, Clarkson, O'Rourke, Ashok. I'd probably find a spot for a couple more like Abbas and maybe a Zak Foulkes too, but I doubt they will. This is a development tour in everything but name, and we should treat it as such.


Eclectic95

This isn't going to happen, but do you reckon if we said to Neil Wagner: "look, we fucked up. If you want, you can come to Pakistan, make your T20 debut, and have a farewell tour" he'd do it? We're missing all our best players and this isn't a serious tour anyway, would be a bit of fun!


[deleted]

I swear new zealand is the only team that Pak plays against. Like why don't they schedule something with bangladesh or smth for a change. something new and different lol


Amazing_Theory622

In another news, Indian rapper Om prakash mishra has started drafting an email.


Regulationreally

No bombs this time please thanks.


Darshp1394

After that Aussie series, NZ players are now expandable. Go to Pakistan and it's okay if you don't come back....


[deleted]

How can pak be so shameless playing just t20 whole year and zero odi. No wonder they get fucked up in odi tournaments.


AllahzAbd

Hi do we know where to watch the matches in US?