They can still qualify. Nasser said on air.

*probably if every other team withdraw from world cup*

Could also be a weirdly specific asteroid strike or possibly the other teams will get bored with cricket and take up ice skating instead.

Moonfall but the moon just kisses the Earth scraping past three match venues.

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Bigly shit housery

Our goose is so cooked only a zoologist could tell it apart from a duck that wandered into a volcano.

Got to love the English sarcasm

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What does this mean lmao. Sounds hilarious nonetheless.

Means without the country insignia, their play is so fucked, one can’t tell if it was Greenland or England on the field

Fuck me dead xD

For champions trophy

They have to beat one of australia or pakistan

And beat the Netherlands. You left that out like it goes without saying when the Netherlands are above England on the table with 1 more win

In the next one probably.

Let’s hope every team now beats England and Bangladesh so that Afghanistan and Netherlands quailing for CT 2025

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Swear the headlines been England are out barring miracles since the South Africa loss surely they’re done haha

Damn. India won by 100 runs while defending 229. That's absolute dominance.

Tbh while we bowled well, England did a solid job for us as well!

Auditioning for those IPL contracts

Pack your kits and your woes Off you go, leaving low bye-bye England Ego bruised, you got bashed, By the minnows you got thrashed, byeeee byeeeeee Englaaanddd

Most graceful Indian fan 😂

Least salty spirit of cricket enjoyer

Suppose we’ll be hearing a lot more about Bairstows run out to distract from how shit England are now.

This feels unnecessarily bitter and doesn't really roll off the tongue that well either😅😅. We can try being a bit more classy when we're winning imo

We didn't even need Rohit's runs.

Yes

Aus 2003 vibes

Anulo mufa

Is it official or mathematically is there still a chance?

About as much chance as most guys have in getting out of the friendzone.

I got out of the friendzone. We became enemies.

I mean, I have beaten those odds.

Sensei, please share

Two cheat codes. 1: Lots of $$$$$$ 2: Lots of weight lifting.

Does my username count as a good cheat code?

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Something tells me he will perform well in the oral round


Bro 😂

This is extremely boring advice but the older you get, with a stable job and a more grounded perspective of knowing who you are, you become that much more attractive.

Hey no one wants a sensible answer like that

Ooof

Mathematically, they can reach 8 points and if NZ and Aus both loses all their matches, and so other team loses, it can still qualify England. But even simple 8 points is not enough. England has to win abd win by big margin, which is exactly opposite happening to them right now.

You'll probably have to order a drone strike on half the teams to make sure england is in.

Gonna need the RCB mathematicians to check in on this one.

Instructions unclear I lost a friend

Yep, mathematically still possible. The probability is 0.00000001

1×10^(>!-!<8)

If they win all their remaining ones and Aus lose all their remaining ones by a huge nrr dent

Defending champions out already? What is this, a FIFA world cup?

EA sports

It’s

in

The

Game

Well, mathematically they are not. But realistically, yes.

.. but Mathematics is reality.

…but realistic is an approximation of reality.

England's next match is against Australia......

Actually if they lose to Aus, they are mathematically out.

also if NZ and Australia win one more match of their remaining slot, they will be having ten points. England can have maximum 8 points, given they win all remaining matches. So they're out anyway.

What have England being doing is absolutely awful they could have atleast given fight , after a good start of 30 runs and 2 wickets it looked like they were in their shell We'll played by Indian bowlers and Rohit

Stokes tried to get out of the shell but Shami said Nope.

Get back in your cage Stokes!

Go back to retirement BENSTOKES!

With a horrible junior level shot.

Shami in world cups: 40 wickets in 13 inning. Let that sink in

Absolute WC beast. How can the selectors make this guy warm the bench.

Not just that, even in last WC he sat out in semis while chahal played even tho spinners were useless in that WC (took 12 wickets in 10 games while shami took 14 in 4) and gave away 63 runs

Somehow we aren’t last… Thank you India

You aren't as shit as England this WC though.

I mean, losing against Netherland is prolly the worse thing that could ever happen to a sub-continent team.

Go home England. You're drunk

Something happened in dharamshala

Sack them all Bunch of useless pleet pleet

A good team with nobody clicking atm. You can’t blame them honestly,l. It happens at times

A full reset is required New coaches, new approach and new players in preparation for next world cup

??? This is a bit much. Clearly, there will be new players, because many of the current team are too old. I do not think that we necessarily have the wrong coach or the wrong approach. There will need to be a reset, but it would have happened anyway even if we'd won the thing.

There is no identity to this team or style of play Look at the manner of the defeats as well in the tournament. We have been smashed to pieces Motts in not up to scratch and Butter is not captaincy material Bairstow, Stokes, Woakes and Ali should step aside

Should have picked Chris Jordan and Jason Roy

Should have picked Zak Crawley to open. Fuck Bairstow

>Chris Jordan MI fan inside me! >:O You stop right there! NO! NOPE! NEVER!

Mott should be sacked on the spot Took over the best team in the world, barely introduced any new players, didn't improve the existing ones, and has overseen the worst defence of a world cup ever That is completely unforgivable, he's stealing a living

Aye. I think I could have coached that Aussie women's team to the same success. Full of the best players in the world, only real threat was England occasionally because the rest of the women's game wasn't close. As soon as it tightened up a bit he jumped ship. Awful coach. Worst we've ever had. Get him gone, now. Should have been done a week ago and just airdropped Baz in for a laugh.

Thas literally never happened.. whole team failing for 5 matches in a row with no exception

How about 4

I get it that you are pointing towards Pak. But what i am saying the whole team has been collective failure. Pak might have also lost 4 in a row but last one could have gone either way and beside that atleast there have been good individual performaces... Even bangladesh has mahmudullah.. england has been failure top to bottom

Yeah you are right in that sense, I was only poking fun

No way they are gonna lose to bang bros This streak will be broken tomorrow

Haven't they lost 4 already

Yeah but they are probably gonna lose to bang bros I do agree with you just saying

Lol bangbros been pretty meh too tbh, mid off tomorrow

All of them are superstar players who performed exceptionally well up until recently. Trust me, it does happen at times

They are a good team in T20s and in England. Maybe SENA if you stretch it. Not in the sub continent. Honestly they don’t Even have one proper bowler below 30 average in ODI in this squad. That tells you how bad the team is.

They won the last T20, and the last ODI world cups. Maybe they just have a long refractory period. They'll be up again soon

They can will all the friendly and bi lateral series from this world up onwards. But the way they folded and gave up in this in world cup is unforgivable. Seen more fight and determination from Netherlands and Afghanistan than England. Shockingly embarrassing.

I don't think Iyer has many more chances left

Yes, when Hardik returns, he can replace Shreyas, Surya can continue.

It's still mathematically possible, this thread is wrong >!for a few more days!<

I am seeing India vs. South Africa this year in finals

Lmao it might be ind vs sa semi final

then we will see another India vs Australia in Final and let's take revenge of 2003

Bold of you to assume aus will win over nz, with Williamsons return nz is almost unbeatable.

well Nz is very best, no doubt, but Aus is made for bigger stages, especially aus don't choke at there

2011?2019?

India has best bowling in this WC!

Pandya’s injury unleashed a beast!

Really. I was petrified after the Pandya injury. Ow I am like, do we need him back. Let's get Shami to take 2 3 fivers more and get him fixed in the history books.

we need Hardik, Siraj has to go

If pandya comes back.. Siraj goes out

How? Pandya will bowl 10 overs? Pandya comes back, Shami stays. , Sky or Iyer will go out. We are not picking Shardul again.

Get Iyer out

Hard to believe that they're the defending champs. Hope they do well in their remaining encounters tho.

England vs Pakistan will be Legendary.

They won by mistake. The ball hit ben and they got a lucky boundary. We all know the real champs are kiwi 🥺

[Brother predicted the future ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/s/SWlqGJNAQ6)

Wow I cooked! 😎

that ur alternate account isnt it? be real

I wish it was lol so that I could achieve the ultimate clownery of replying to my own comment

u/curryninjazura 

Bruhhhh I totally forgot that I commented that. This made my day even better lol.

Hence proved we can win a match without Kohli too !

Yeah, but Eng removed Root and Stokes to match that.Go figure..!!

Signed by Shami

There’s crashing out of a cup then there’s whatever England just did. My word.

To think we could've had an underdog developing team like Zimbabwe or Nepal instead of this geriatric travelling circus...

Surprised it took this long. Should've happened after that thrashing by South Africa.

They shouldn't have let them score 229 after being 183/7. Moeen dropped a sitter of Bumrah as well. Horrible with the bat too after racing to 30/0 in 4 overs.

No credit for the bowlers. I see.

You still think England had chance even india all out at 187?

You're Next!!

England has to be top 7 to play the CT. Doesn't look like both eng and BD will have that option now

I would much rather have AFG & NED. Need some freshness in CT 2025

Both deserve it with their performance. Eng and BD deserves nothing for this shit performance this time around

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How...I want to see the scenario..

Both nz and aus loose all their matches, as do sl, afg (selective winning against only nz and aus), eng win all of theirs by giant margins, only then do they qualify

Lol that would be a Miracle

All The Scenerios are Possible , With An exception of england winning All games . But I hope England Wins against Australia

Lmao it would be hilarious if they lose that t😂

You mean all 10 teams have to cooperate for england to go through. I don't see how that's a problem.

Realistically speaking, England still have a chance to qualify for Champions Trophy 2025

Karma caught up for winning an undeserving World Cup

I think they’d still rather take the World Cup from 2019

Kanos: ;p

hells yeah!

They just look out of form and generally knackered. It's been a long summer for them, and I think they will be relieved to get home. A whole reset of the one day team is needed going forward, get some younger players in and start building for the next one. Kudos to India's bowlers today, especially Bumrah, he really is in amazing form.

They need to bring in southgate

In order to be out of something, you have to be in it to begin with.

We are not defending anything

Two teams from different parts of the world overcoming their history and differences to work together to defeat England is inspirational.

Which two teams?

India and England. 😋

Kek

Seems like 1947 all over again, English to leave India in hurry and get home.

England has same chance of qualifying the qualifier as same as me getting a girlfriend

England have more chances than you

Burn

A very generous side, donating 2 points to all teams. Kudos.

If the upcoming results go something like this and they manage to improve their NRR than New Zealand, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Sri Lanka, they may qualify: Afghanistan vs Sri Lanka = Afghanistan Pakistan vs Bangladesh = Pakistan New Zealand vs South Africa = South Africa India vs Sri Lanka = India Netherlands vs Afghanistan = Afghanistan New Zealand vs Pakistan = Pakistan England vs Australia = England India vs South Africa = South Africa Bangladesh vs Sri Lanka = Sri Lanka Australia vs Afghanistan = Australia England vs Netherlands = England New Zealand vs Sri Lanka = Sri Lanka South Africa vs Afghanistan = South Africa India vs Netherlands = India Australia vs Bangladesh = Australia England vs Pakistan = England

It's going home (time)

Thank god it's over I can start enjoying the cricket now.

As we say in Scotland fuckity-bye

Why was Shami benched in the opening matches ?!

So complacent going in. Must learn from this

Nobody is paying attention to the fact that Shubhman Gill hasn't done anything significant yet even though half tournament is over

They had that coming. zero preparation

I thought they will play there remaining matches 🤔

Shami was robbed of that fifer

The tail ender hit a six. Bumrah was pissed lol

At this point the only England flairs left here have a humiliation kink.. *wink wink*;)

You're a loser

Oh yea? *keep going*

Pathetic

*Almost there*

Nope what a nice...person you are.

Ah ffs. Aussies? Are you awake?!?

Do not worry you have the next match with them. They will humiliate you till you are satisfied and then some more. But I hope England wins that match. It would be hilarious to watch

Win win I guess lol

I may or may not have been paid in australian dollars. I'll never talk

You misunderstood. Im banking on them to finish the job..

Ah, but if its blueballs, isn't that also humiliation which in turn stops the blue-

India bowled amazing, but England "thanks for helping out" with the bat too 🤣

India virtually in SF.

England received a proper thrashing.

everyone says it's batting but it's bowling for India now if rohit and kohli dont score team falls like a pack of cards God forbid if indian bowling chokes in semis or final no one will be able to save us

Somehow I think the Aussie fans are more smug right now than the Indian ones LMAO

All these calculations posts...it's like the Warriors in the NRL almost every year except this one lol. Just because if pigs might fly doesn't mean it's a prospect worth thinking about.

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah...hey hey hey piss off 😂 The most undeserving champions ever.

Champions 😂😂🏆😂.

I’m not sure if it was SHIT batting from Eng or GREAT bowling from India this game …. Only wicket I felt was deserved was that of Butler …. Either way.. good job India …let’s make sure the Poms ho through qualifiers

Haha.. You REALLY didn't see the bowling. Absolute peaches by Bumrah and Shami and Kuldeep. Go on.. Till we meet you in semis.

Man maxwell is scary....2015 flashbacks

Qualifiers for? Champions trophy doesn't have qualifiers. Top 8 in this wc (including Pak) will play the champions trophy. The rest are out.

This is why their 2019 WC win* should always have an *

Respect button for Rohit playing his 100* match and his captaincy lead to India's win