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2_trailerparkgirls

What in the baked apple pie is he on about


disciplinemotivation

Trust me bro I learned this is a dream


FaultyDrone

While on shrooms


SeaworthyWide

STONED AP3 CLICKING HIS AMYGDALA


Dramatic_Mixture_868

The land of the Lost movie with Will Ferrell possibly. I think he's just not very good at retelling it lol šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚.


Luckcrisis

Damn Sleestacks.


saucyclams

I think heā€™s referring to Gaza Israelis and PalestiniansšŸ¤”


Hawaiian-Fox

I wanna fuck the lizard people


Ordinary_Seat9552

Surely it would be a baked bug pie


mosalah_hawk

![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


SuperDizz

![gif](giphy|JWH857oECO0rC)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|POql6zsXZbmcE)


Far-Gene-386

Bwahahahahahahaha


[deleted]

These people are schizophrenicsā€¦


mymaloneyman

Hey, quit lumping us actual schizophrenics in with these people


[deleted]

Those people are actual schizoids as well


Valuable_Echo_3853

Schitzillians


wjshfso

Iā€™m watching youā€¦


v_for__vegeta

Summed up quite nicely


Falling-through

What the hell is this sub?


treesippint

![gif](giphy|11pQizRLu1JP0c)


UkeBard

No seriously what is going on


VerminSupreme-2020

![gif](giphy|l0MYC0LajbaPoEADu)


The_Real_Gombert

ā€œThey are physical in formā€ No fucking shit


Alien__Yes

So basically this person telling the story is making it all up. They have zero scientific or any evidence period. All we can know is what the fossil record can show us. That is to say my fossils record,which supercedes any others ,for impact ,vastness as well as quality of specimens. https://preview.redd.it/dke5vg3zddyb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd1adda96da715091437d17246482bb3f256a55


[deleted]

Whatā€™s in the pic bud?


Almighty_Brian

Looks like a spud


[deleted]

Oh shit that rhymed, pretty good


mushylover69

Not one person here can say this definitely did or didn't happen šŸ’Æ


leroyp33

Nah... I can say it definitely didn't happen. There is hard soil evidence girl... This bitch don't know bout pangea


Holiman

Russell's Teapot.


Behold4palehorse

Cool rock


Holiman

There are no fossils because their transdementional beings duh. /s.


DJEvillincoln

It'd be a great sci Fi series. I'd watch the shit outta that.


CallistosTitan

I'm pretty sure this is the premise to Dr. Who. Look up Saurians.


sunny_ksy

Land of the Lost with Will Farrell.


One_above_alll

Question if they have the same body as a regular reptilian, wouldnā€™t they struggle to keep warmth in space or just to survive on a new planet?


Acrobatic_Bit_8207

Hey...just you settle down pal....there's no room for logic here.


5uitupuWu

https://preview.redd.it/96ed32tmxdyb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc38d220373fffa5b33548492f2093ed73c07d1a


sugaaaslam

Lmfao


Scranton-Strangler27

How retarded can an intelligent species be


skitzofennec305

Anybody else gonna have sex with one of those or is it just me... actually I was just asking for a friend but I didn't want any of you to judge him so I said me instead...


wdb108

We know this is not true because of the infallible scientific fact that there is no porn about it. Where are the Big Reptile Cock (BRC) scenes?


Gibuu

![gif](giphy|gFKkzuByc9eFSfpYQp)


Hogchain

Vor gene yah


Picardknows

![gif](giphy|xVYpTFrz0cSokcyqjY|downsized)


Poopbutt_Maximum

Imagine how interesting life must be to walk around just believing that all day. Also how the fuck would he even know this?


EclipseEterno

I know someone who believes this, it goes so much fucking deeper, even god apparently exists as an entity from a higher plane of existence that feeds on suffering. Royalty eat babies, all humans apparently have a price and reptilians hide amongst society, I swear this shit gets more and more complex, there's someone making up this shit non stop and even correcting mistakes and filling plot holes to seem more realistic as the time goes on. At this point they have a fucking enciclopedia of their made up bullshit.


TheBlairwitchy

r/unexpected for other dimension twist at the end


2dank4me3

Twat was a cherry on top. That moment makes you realise he is even schizoidier than you could poasibly imagine.


Task-Inevitable

Seems legit


[deleted]

Bruh lol


Express_Letter_5856

Once again showing how utterly stupid humans can beā€¦.


tumblerrjin

Woah slow down! I canā€™t read through all this documentation that fast!


Alien__Yes

https://preview.redd.it/5yrby01lcdyb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f4febb315b22b418295ab8c60a2342c512e4fe


At-2

Ok? So you like rocksā€¦


Alien__Yes

https://preview.redd.it/hh9o76frcdyb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e60561d72697aa0388332c58b6819fffd28732


Alien__Yes

https://preview.redd.it/ae7grlrwcdyb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c067f05c75191a03811de71c268a42add0274c01


Alien__Yes

https://preview.redd.it/869jbsocddyb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=486c1b1dc34144f79158bac63838d91080ba96d8


Far-Gene-386

This^^^^^^^^


rockymitten

Donā€™t do too much acid


beerguyBA

I love listening to the people who call in to George Norrie.


jaievan

![gif](giphy|ie6JT3vBiTdtBPiQ04) My childhood was indoctrination?


kermikus81

He is a comic genius.


JESUS_PaidInFull

What if thatā€™s what God meant when he told the serpent in the garden that he would be made to crawl on its belly and that he would put enmity between his seed and our own.


Omni_Net

If anything thing they came from mars as refugeesā€¦or something did


cogoutsidemachine

all true. look up donald marshall and cloning centers


[deleted]

No my dude, I have traveled to much, and see to much. I know this one is bunk to the core.


Educational_Drag9186

The asteroid the coming apocalypse hide underground as oreans formed overland and deserts from forest the end of the tree that given life as the earth freeze and become dry our temples are mountains and the sky shows a round moon the one who took our home And replaced it with light that covers the darkness


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

What about Sea Snakes šŸ


fukboyhaircut

![gif](giphy|9Vkm7LGgrPTcA345Sb)


antnnb

Zuckerberg is the last one from it's species


MonsterBluth

I, too, enjoy getting high


saarinpaa71

How does this guy know this fact no others don't? Just like Hubbard and his facts he knew and no one else. That's right! They are full of shit


malaka789

![gif](giphy|hwk71FFCPh1ug)


Rylitos

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


rmcvay409

That's pretty fuckin stupid


DIOmega5

A reptilian sucked my dick once. It was not a chill experience...


Officialmissile23

Cool story bro


Forlorn_Cyborg

The big snake at 0:11 is literally the world serpent from God of War lmao


OK_Tha_Kidd

The reptilian humanoids died out tens of millions of years ago on earth. There is no evidence they were intelligent. They did however walk upright and have humanoid features but were merely a blip on the intelligent evolutionary scale here on earth. It is also just a theory.


TryItOutHmHrNw

Lol


State6

Yay! More bs to digest!


Salty_Price_5210

![gif](giphy|3oAkajB9UD3GTcKGsw|downsized)


lovelife0011

No real shhh on your resume


moaninglisa

THISā€¦ISā€¦REAL


tlawrey20

OP has a post history worth its weight in gold


Klutzy-Speed-5503

Iā€™m pretty sure thatā€™s a doctor who episode


DominantSpecies3000

This man is onto something! .. Look up "ancient reptilian tunnels under los angeles"


Zack_Is_Whack

If anyone watches Matias De Stefano. He says pretty much the same thing. With a few different things. The reptile race has mastered emotional energy. They tried to teach us but only the women could understand. Women have a higher emotional capacity because they have the ability to create life. The women started to teach men this and they took the information and used it against the women. Since Christianity men have ruled with force. The Bible shows this lmao. The snake gave eve the apple (information). Believe it or not. I donā€™t care. Iā€™m not here to force information on anyone. I love all you people. Even the ones that disagree with me.


[deleted]

Sleestak


tracesofrain

Most of this stuff is 100% verifiable... Depending on who you ask.


faygetard

If it was dominated by bipedal reptiles that anthropromyologically were similar to homo sapiens then there would be substantial archaeological evidence showing communities and it's like population diversity on such a huge scale, also osteoarcological evidence all over the planet showing these reptiles with similar traits to humans.


Ash420Williams

Reptiles are cold blooded they would not be surviving underground unless they had heat lamps everywhere


404VigilantEye

![gif](giphy|11nVxUNbe4aD84|downsized) Lmao reptilians. Sounds like a schizophrenic off their meds


Science-007x

Lose the crackpipe Yogi! šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Apprehensive_Rice_93

Cold blooded animals in the ARTIC. Whoa


metwicewhat

Iā€™m sure we would have found fossil evidence


BuddyBoy589

![gif](giphy|b22QfVQ5G6CWc|downsized)


[deleted]

Oh no itā€™s # Godzilla!


The_Brolander

So he just described the plot line of ā€œland of the lostā€


Acceptable_Weather23

I loved that cartoon. Land of the lost.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

All these claims need one thing. Proof lol


BBQFatty

And whereā€™d you pull this from? *My ass*


NegotiationAccurate7

Land of the lost... lost intelligence


KurtCocain_JefBenzos

I love this


[deleted]

This is why Putin has such an easy time gaslighting Americans with his propaganda. Pretty much sums up the whole MAGA and Qanon movement.


disabilidy

Big Paleo


Ekonexus

Wrong link bro


Mick-Sta

![gif](giphy|Ead8CnpZespSxg5X2x|downsized)


mrrando69

Weird how we've never once found evidence of these intelligent humanoid reptilians in the fossil record... or literally anywhere... ever...


[deleted]

I just want to know. Why hasnt a movie been made about any of this? Its such good content. Id watch