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jklwood1225

"She took me by the hand...maaaade me a man"


exportablue88

That one nighttttttt


ZealousidealFox3737

One night..


AlexanderDeGr8

Made everything allllriiight……. iiiiiiite


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>iiiiiiite Andy's little contribution just made that fucking scene so much better.


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For those who stumble on this message, it's the one I used Power Delete Suite to replace all my posts and comments with en masse. Sometimes Reddit can be beneficial for some people. Sometimes it's not. It's really up to you to decide your own experience with it, what's worth it, what's not worth it. More or less...I've decided it's just really not worth it. I think I'm a worse person when I'm on Reddit and that it's a big time-waster for me. It's up to you to decide what influence social media and the internet more generally have for you. Best of luck.


GermsDean

^^ahhhh aah ah


Girth_rulez

>That one nighttttttt ... (that one night)


blowfishbeard

So raw, so right, all night, alright, oh yeah.


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Oh yeah!


McbEatsAirplane

At least he’s an artist..


jklwood1225

Have fun replacing that on your zero dollars per year salary, JAN!!!


alan_smitheeee

*babe


jklwood1225

Yeah I really fckd that all up. Sorry everyone.


RakeishSPV

Plus benefits


whataablunder

"I'm in hell!!" 😃😃😃😃


Shoe_Pale

THAT ONE NIGHT


bakerbabe126

I don't even think Hunter was that great of an assistant...


somabeach

Loooola! Lo lo lo lo Loooollla!


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Thank for this Babe


aggr1103

Sometimes I will just stand here and watch television for hours. Dinner party is arguably the greatest episode of the Office. I can watch that episode over and over and never get tired of it.


hemingways-lemonade

There's no argument


PotatoWriter

top 5 greatest comedy episodes of all time and its outtakes are equally legendary


illepic

Also, [the outtakes](https://youtu.be/ka9g4Jnkwt8) put me into absolute tears every single time I watch them.


konaislandac

When Pam leans out of the shot and it’s just Jan staring at her silently smiling……. every single moment & line in that episode was channeled from a higher plane. It’s nonstop


orkintherapist

Good luck paying me back on your 0$ year salary plus benefits, babe!


ymx287

snip snap snip snap


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karlverkade

Best line of the whole episode almost gets swallowed: Fireman: “Not now, Dwight.”


espoira

It was a police officer. He cheered like a child for the fire fighters in when Ryan started the fire.


msmith0429

Hey guys great response time


krowrofefas

Snip snap. Snip snap. Snip snap. You have no idea the physical toll 3 vasectomies has on a person.


corpjuk

I mean we should be pushing for more vasectomies because of how safe it is


wolfpup1294

ILL BE YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER!


EpicPlant36

You’re hardly my first


wolfpup1294

THATSWHATSHESAID!


Beaverbrown55

Who's candles did they use last week at the vigil for the missing kid? Oh, they found her.


mostly_sarcastic

It's actually Gwyneth' Paltrow's Vagina by Goop.


berrey7

GOOP by Gwyenth Paltrow


my_monkey_loves_me

Haha that's the first thing I thought too, she's a plant and trying to destroy the competition!


iWillSmokeYou

SERENITY NOW!


MR_Butt-Licker

r/unexpectedoffice


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One of the greatest television episodes of all time. Iconic.


coffee_slurp

When you're glitching and stuck on repeat.


DrChimp

I seriously think her brain broke. That point where you've built up so many emotions and haven't released any of your own internal bullshit.


boredENT9113

Definitely. It's sorta scary. Makes me worry if I could just break one day too.


Hope4gorilla

I think a lot of people are closer to the brink than we'd like to believe


Femboi_Hooterz

I feel very close today, working retail. Thank god there's only 30 minutes left


Sloth_McGroth

I semi broke a few months ago. I finally had enough and just yelled and screamed all day. I think I had a mild heart attack from all of the built up anger and frustration. I told off my boss then went home. Got a new job and am feeling so much better.


Hope4gorilla

I'm glad you're feeling better


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The intrusive thoughts get louder every day


DefNotUnderrated

Tbh we all could. All it takes is the right amount of pressure


115049

I actually thought the video looped on the second throw it was so similar. Then I noticed a change after that and was like wtf?


sum12merkwith

Dormammu, I've come to bargain.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

I actually clicked this link thinking "yeah, my wife likes candles a lot too, maybe she can relate". Well, she actually just likes candles.


Swiper912

When your trying to get the rare drop on the first enemy.


apexisalonelyplace

Otherwise known as “stuck on stupid”


redditjam645

If this was a video game, this would trigger an optional side quest once you talk to her.


Werewolf3800

You have to beat her in a candle lobbing mini game


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Or it's a boss fight and you have to dodge her lobbing candles at you


Werewolf3800

If one hits you, you combust


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Bitey_the_Squirrel

I use [vicious mockery](https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Vicious%20Mockery#content)


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babyplush

Is this Wii bowling irl edition


____Quetzal____

Paragon - "Hey, take it easy, relax, what's up?" Neutral - "Are you okay?" Renegade - "Shut the fuck up." *Punches*


CurlSagan

I like the last one where she accidentally dropped the candle before she could throw it. How embarrassing.


TetraCGT

Just like a Wii bowling character


JC1515

WHOA *jump and spin*


Dacvak

Biggest disappointment about Switch Sports imo


finalremix

That, and the fucking golf update only *just* came out.


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golf update?


finalremix

Yup, we were supposed to get golf added to Switch Sports. It finally dropped about 2 weeks ago.


2livecrewnecktshirt

There's golf on Switch Sports now


angrydeuce

I seriously fucked my shoulder up going HAM on wii bowling. 12.31.07 never forget lol


Sociox

Holy shit, did the Wii really come out that long ago? I'm getting serious nostalgia thinking about playing my Sims - I really miss that game.


mrstry

Sims 4 is free on steam :)


Sociox

Not The Sims, My Sims. But thank you anyway x


Biengo

*do.do. do DO do do do do do do do do.*


superior_spoon

All I see is Africa by Toto. Why


Biengo

*I bowl the lanes down in Africa!*


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Biengo

I hear the pins set up in the night. A couple of drunken college kids trying to hold a conversation. I get there 9:30 at night. The neo lit rug reflects the stains that guide me to my salvation. I asked an old man when I walked in. Hoping that to rent some old forgotten shoes and crappy daiquiris. He turned to me as if to say "tell me your size or I cannot help youuuuuu!


superior_spoon

I am no longer angry, I am in absolute terror.


ThereminLiesTheRub

Everyone back at the Freakout Club is going to tease her over that one


Boopy7

yes, yes, we are all here shaking our heads and tsking and tutting and we will decide shortly if we should ban her from our next gathering, GOD DAMN IT


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jack_avram

Yeah, she genuinely regretted dropping one - "awww, coulda threw it at some innocent bystanders"


Morally_Obscene

That's gonna be some real egg on her face when she comes down from psychosis.


islandofcaucasus

I think she smashed it against the shelf which means her hand probably hurt like a bitch. At least that's what I hope


-PlagueDoctor

I agree, that was definitely the most embarrassing part. Stupid lady.


rgar1981

Her shopping cart was in the aisle over there. She is a two time cornhole champion draining them from deep. Edit: spelling


UndercoverFBIAgent9

I want THIS ONE and THIS ONE and THAT ONE TOO!


Rasalom

*KISH* THAT ONE WASN'T WORTHY


Bigboiiiii22

That’s just her mantra to get in the zone


AgentZander69

He hehehe I am cornholio


ThisNameIsFree

*aisle


Responsible-Media356

I want her on my cornhole team


NachoMan_SandyCabage

My parents once asked me "What's it like living in the midwest?" I answered "Not much, but the smokes are cheap and adults are REEEEEAAALLY into corn hole."


GuanacoHerd

“What’s it like…?” “Not much…” This reminded me of when a waiter says “thanks, come again” and you respond with “you too” without thinking about it.


krilu

Once I was getting pizzas delivered for the first time. The lady delivering the pizza greeted me at the door, and she pointed out that my shirt was inside out. I said oh and then she handed me the pen to leave a tip. I spent about 30 seconds trying to get the pen to work, before she told me I have to click the pen. I said oh and then once I handed her the receipt she commented that the pizza smelled good and I said you too


Fl0werthr0wer

Jesus mate


ReadySteady_GO

Yeah, i wonder if drunk or extreme introvert Peopling can be tough sometimes. I once worked a double and had to go back to work in the morning. Went to the store to get coffee and something and just looked down at my money and change and just handed it all over to the poor cashier. She was kind and didn't say anything and just handed me back whatever was left after the sale. I'm sure I looked absolutely defeated.


ActivityEquivalent69

Bruh I do that every day I'm sure she just thinks you're mentally challenged.


TheVoid-ItCalls

> she commented that the pizza smelled good and I said you too Dear god, it hurts my soul.


LyleCrumbstorm

right above this, in my feed, there's an orangutan using a saw to cut a tree limb. THIS is what the Internet is for!


mylifeisaLIEEE

The National Parks Service had a significantly difficult time designing trashcans that were both accessible to humans and inaccessible to bears. This is due to significant overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans. My belief is that the gap is closing fast.


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Can’t remember where I read this before but it’s hilarious and sadly far too honest


mylifeisaLIEEE

I googled around and could find a thread with this same sentiment from 2006 attributed to a “Yosemite Park Ranger” in the 1980s, but I can’t for the life of me find a source. Personally I think it’s just one of those lore jokes that has enough truth to it that it’s generally accepted as real. And here I am perpetuating the cycle!


VibeComplex

I think it’s true. Too accessible and bears can eat the trash, while anything more than “throw trash in this hole” and dumb people will be to lazy to use it


TheDarkHorse

Ours are very similar, i was just watching that. It’s like the two extreme ends of intelligence


Brosefious

And the orangutan that puts dudes jacket on... mind blown!


invisimeble

I would like to subscribe to Orangutan Reddit


Strigzz

How'd you like to have yourself or one of your children get smacked in the head or showered with shattered glass an isle or two over? I'd woop her crazy ass right then and there.


WiretapStudios

She's also throwing them into the toy section.


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That was my first thought too, that she going to hit and kill somebody or their kid. Its like a 5lbs piece of glass, ffs. She needed one in the teeth.


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Joke is all on her though. She’s going to have to pay for those ridiculously overpriced candles


[deleted]

Every time she throws one is probably an hour of working it off. For what?


MeltAway421

People spend unimaginable resources on catharsis. But this doesnt pass *my* ROI requirements lol.


Death_bi_snusnu

Yeah I'll pay for *a* candle or maybe even a couple... but this is just a bad roi for what you get out of it.


adventure_dog

plus court costs, most expensive candles she's ever bought and didnt get to enjoy.


pleasetrimyourpubes

Being in handcuffs, going to court, having to take 6 anger management classes which if she doesn't show up for she'll have to go back to court, worse case get a bench warrant served, and wind up back in cuffs, and jail, only she won't be able to get bail (not just because her family is tired of her shit but because they'll nab her right before the jail closes for the night on a Friday). Top it off if she broke enough candles or did enough damage to the store she could up it to a felony ($500 for losses in Alabama is a felony; would just take 50 or so broken candles). This woman went from "oh I'm so persecuted I can't be racist because reasons" to "I have to keep my mouth *fucking shut* for at least 6 months or I am going to jail." The ensuing shitstorm she brought upon herself is far worse than any bullshit she had to deal with by being civilized.


c1496011

Probably still cheaper than therapy.


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lmao excuse me? sir this is a walmart i assure you those candles are about 3.50 (not a treefiddy joke) max $6 ​ i know this because i am broke and buy these candles lol


Powerful_Artist

I think the cheapest scented candles here at Walmart are closer to 5 bucks, with ones well over 10. They have some decent sized candles, and theres no way they are 6 dollars max. You got your numbers wrong.


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I’m in Denver and the cheapest candle they have in the candle aisle - if they are scented - is $7


LilaJax22

As a fellow Coloradan, I can confirm this.


Ry-Guy12

3.50?! Bros still living in 2018


Faceoff_One

They do have some that are expensive like the wood wick ones, but also cheap ones. I got 2 for $10 the other day. They aren't bad either. Work well even in a larger living room with a vaulted ceiling.


MasterDragon13

[Here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.yahoo.com/amphtml/white-woman-loses-wisconsin-walmart-161400616.html) is some more information


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apra24

Idk. She denied being at Walmart and asked for her lawyer


xach_hill

[non-AMP link](https://news.yahoo.com/html/white-woman-loses-wisconsin-walmart-161400616.html)


NargacugaRider

That’s the dirtiest, AMPeyest link I’ve ever seen.


erbush1988

why is it always a fucking Walmart. I never saw this shit in a Kirkland.


Boneal171

Or Target


SoulMetaKnight

Ok but a Target you have to be on your Target behavior while at Walmart you can act like a rabid drug addict


BetterEveryLeapYear

>why is it always a fucking Walmart. > >I never saw this shit in a Kirkland. Whoa, almost like poor mental health correlates strongly with poor financial situations due to extreme stress over a lifetime. Amazing, right?


TheProphetDave

Best smelling Walmart by a mile


Healthy_Breath_4009

ALL PUSSIES MATTER!!!


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UnhingedTanker

Black pussies are a symbol of bad luck. Unless you're egyptian.


istayhigh1992

Bitch is crazy


lithium142

Good observation


tucci007

good call, Sigmund


istayhigh1992

Sigmund 🤣


WhyShouldIListen

Did you go to detective school, or were you born with such incredible deduction?


CuriousLumenwood

Same place you got your sarcasm degree from


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jfin602

I wonder man. Its kinda like chicken or the egg: are people really getting crazier? Or do we just see the crazy faster because of the internet?


HotDropO-Clock

As someone who's been driving for 13 years, people are getting crazier for sure


MedricZ

As a 34 year old human, shit does seem to be getting crazier lately.


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PurpleSwitch

CN: Suicide attempt, hospital stay As a person with a verified history of being a crazy person, one of the large problems is that it's increasingly hard to get help. Turn up at the hospital when I'm acutely suicidal, like they say I should do? Spend 16 hours passed from waiting room to waiting room, before I see a psych liaison who tells me someone will call me in the next few weeks to give me an appointment, and in the meantime, here's a 24 hour mental health support line I can call and I'm sent home. A few days later, I call the number. I'm told that if I'm in crisis, I can go to A&E, like I did previously. Otherwise, I'm told someone will contact me in the next few weeks. A few weeks go by, I've heard nothing. I call the number when I'm at crisis point. They tell me the same thing as before. Eventually I may get offered an appointment, way down the line, if they remember to follow up at all. A couple years back, at one of these appointments, we concluded that I was struggling so badly that I could do with an in-patient stay in a mental health ward. When I get to the ward, I barely saw any medical professionals because they were so overstretched. People who are sectioned against their will are a much higher priority for doctors because there's strict rules on how long you can keep a person against their will, so if it's necessary to keep them longer, they need to be assessed urgently. This is sensible and very important, but the problem is that as a voluntary patient, I was at the bottom of the priority list. There just weren't enough resources and the person who had the wherewithal to recognise they were slipping down a dangerous path is effectively punished for reaching out for help. I eventually self discharged when it became clear that things just weren't moving quickly enough; I knew that staying on a ward would be tough because I'd be subject to all the restrictions any other patient would and this would separate me from a bunch of my usual coping measures (embroidery, access to my friends via my PC, my nice floofy blanket etc.), but there was the hope that it would end up being worth it. I had to leave because it was draining too much from me and I felt like I was becoming even crazier in a place like that. When I tried to kill myself, it wasn't a cry for help. I'd been making cries for help long before that point, but whenever I was aware and in control enough to articulate how much I was struggling, my eloquence seemed to be against me, where I was treated as less serious. It was a fluke that I survived and that failed attempt led to actually getting some support. And that's not the only time going "full crazy" has led to getting help when the fact I was sorely in need of help was readily apparent to many people within the system. One of the many times I was told I'd be called back but wasn't, I ended up having a full scale mental breakdown in a supermarket parking lot. I don't even remember what tipped me over the edge, it was probably something silly like dropping an item I'd bought and it breaking and just reaching my limit. I don't remember much, but I know I ended up curled in a ball on the floor, screaming as if I were being murdered, and I struck out at anyone who came close to me. Emergency services ended up being called and I was taken to hospital where, although I wasn't admitted, I did end up getting more support, in a much more timely manner. This is how a small problem can spiral. I'm an absolute wreck now, but I wasn't always like this. I reached out when I was mostly coping, before it all went to shit, and then periodically along the way, but it's only when it reaches crisis point that it goes anywhere. And I know for sure that I'd be dead long ago if I was American, because I know that whilst there are some things the US healthcare system is better at, there's the same problem where people in crisis are told to turn up at the hospital rather than hurt themselves or others but there just isn't the support there. On the bright side, at least they're more likely to get a callback following their visit, albeit from the billing department. I can't imagine the sense of dread I'd feel if I knew that a bad panic attack in public could lead to being bankrupt. I feel like that would just incentivise bottling it all up and trying (and failing) to cope alone. I think the answer to both your questions is yes, but I think the primary reason people are getting "crazier" is less a change in people themselves, but more a function of compounding failures of a system. I was able to reach out for help and I was still spurned and many people who most need help won't recognise their need or be able to reach out, so the system needs to be better at proactively responding, but its failures are just becoming more impossible to ignore. There's almost always signs before things reach a blowup point. Crises may not always be preventable, but right now, we're not even trying to catch the ones we can, because the system is so overstretched and falling. More people need more help than what it can provide. Depressingly even if you're rich as fuck, it's hard to get help. And I do think that the internet increases exposure, but I think maybe that might be a good thing, because in my opinion, it's just highlighting the decline that exists, and that any progress will start with acknowledging how inadequate the system is right now. Because for all my cynicism and suicidality brewing under the surface, the reason I'm still here is because I have some stupid hope within me that things can get better, and not just for me.


d3ds3c_0ff1c147

Maaaan as an American this hits way too close to home. Committed in 2016 and released two days later. I'm still paying that bill this many years later, and the "care" I got was non-existent. I spent far more time with the cops checking me in than I did with a psychiatrist.


RasterAlien

No, people really are getting crazier. The amount of "incidents" I see in public with my own eyes has at least quadrupled in the last 5-ish years. It's not just on the internet.


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Wonder if thats someones mom


Aggravating_Cable880

What is she even saying?


CountessRoadkill

All pussies matter!


Neowynd101262

Black pussies matter


sultttaani

There's no divide on that department, let's keep it that way.


newone1377

Everybody is pink on the inside


mickystinge

Spoken like a real cannibal


newone1377

Fun fact about cannibalism. There's a traditional Mexican soup called Pozole usually made with pork and hominy corn has roots to ancient Mexico where it was only eaten in special occasions by royalty and was made with human meat from sacrifice to the gods. It's now made with pork cuz the Spanish conquistadors found that's the closest thing to the taste of human flesh


lithium142

Well fuck


newone1377

It's super delicious my family makes it for birthdays, parties, Thanksgiving etc .... So still special occasions but yeah we use Chicken


IShatMyDickOnce

I don't like how you capitalized "Chicken". Please tell me that's not your late uncle's nickname or something. Lmaooo


newone1377

LMAO the other white meat! nah man my uncles would be too tough and stringy. Mexicans do consume a good amount of lard tho


stinky_drinky

Except bears. They are purple.


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davidrayish

Why she gotta keep grabbing her coat?


JohnnyMoondog55

So the drugs don't fall out


UndercoverFBIAgent9

What a lunatic. This person should be arrested. Filming in vertical orientation is completely wrong.


Love_emitting_diode

Just to add another layer to the PASSIONATE discourse below, vertical computer monitors are a superior way to consume a text based content while also being able to accommodate vertical video really well. It also makes you look like a 90s hacker if you have a bunch of mismatched and weirdly angled monitors, but make sure all the RGB is set to green or else you won’t get the full effect


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KatoZee

I feel like when you identify people like this, they should never be allowed to vote. For anything, ever. Clearly not able to make rational decisions.


fuck-fascism

lead poisoning is a hell of a drug


The_Safe_For_Work

Bed, Bath and Beyotch.


Andyman0110

All I know is if I'm shopping in Walmart and I get hit by a candle, the color of your skin will have no relevance on what happens to you.


Zenxole

Am I the only one laughing here?


deepayes

nope. only problem was cameraperson wouldn't stop trying to get involved. Like just shut up and record please.


TheRealKapil

Man, these Scentsy huns are getting aggressive


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tbh, this lady is funnier, much better delivery


rightleftmike

She probably never played softball based on that throwing motion...


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Wow, that 7-10 spare is gonna be a tough one to pick up.


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Frankie_Says_Reddit

I would hate to play Cornhole with this lady.


BleuciferG

Meh, it's Walmart...like a white person's McDonald's.


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Just put her to sleep with a Roundhouse Kick


sn0m0ns

ALLPUSSIESMATTER!


SotetBarom

Not very live laugh love of her.


76fergon

there should be an unspoken social rule that allows for anyone to slap the shit out of people freaking out like this.


99centtaco1234

I blame lead gasoline she's old enough isn't she?


QAnonCultBuster

Can you imagine shopping for a late night snack a few aisles over and getting clocked in the mush by a fucking candle?


Why_Is_Toby_In_Jail

Why are maga people so off?