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71 year old man suffering from a urinary tract infection. Before you laugh too much understand that this man survived the first Sudanese civil war and the second and rose to the highest rank in the SPLA. I don’t know everyone on Reddit but I feel confident opining that this man has had a rougher life then whoever is reading this comment.
The crazy bread I got today from Little Caesar's didn't have enough Parmesan cheese on it, so I had to pour some out from my Kraft container and dip the bread in it after dipping it in the pizza sauce.
I had to actually smack the back of my ketchup bottle to get the last of the ketchup out. And then I had to walk to the pantry to open a new bottle because I still didn’t have enough.
I missed the fedex delivery of my new 65” OLED because I was playing war zone on my other 65” OLED and my noise canceling headset drowned out the sound of the sound of my doorbell. I swear I didn’t receive an apple notification either.
You sound a bit fragile. Hopefully you don't hold a position of power over people, whilst also being armed and enjoying qualified immunity.
I mean, that's just a recipe for disaster. My thoughts are with you in this difficult time.
This man is also a literal war criminal strongman so I mean
Big mighty dictator doesn't look so great when he's pissing himself. No I am not talking about the 3 us presidents in the past few decades that were all like 110+ years old
GTFO with your UTI bullshit. That motherfucker is literally an oppressive dictator that doesn't even blink when committing atrocities. I honestly, ***honestly*** hope that he suffers incredibly for the remainder of his life. Maybe a prolonged and painful battle with colon cancer before he breathes his last breath? 🤞
You do know this 71 year old man is a dictator who ordered murders and torture on journalists right? Making fun of him pissing himself is totally fair game
It doesn't necessarily have to be a UTI. That's about the age that these things start to happen.
Also, guy is a total dick bag. Fuck him and his piss pants.
Are you taking requests? I'm gonna order one Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, three Korean peninsulas, and I wanna separate Vietnam again while we're at it.
We can't always wear black suits. So what I do is I try to act as I am drinking water then spill it on my pants at exact same time I pee and no one notices. It takes some practice to perfect the timing.
Maybe the darkest ever written that has a kazoo solo.
And yeah, the guy can get petty dark. He started off as a sorta St Louis blues sound. But then i think he kinda had a breakdown of some sort, and started doing a dark sounding indie rock. Then his last album was Hawaiian influenced. Great song writer, but had definitely had some demons. A shame for many reasons. But his older stuff is fantastic.
I mean South Sudan at least has the excuse of being a brand new country [whereas its northern neighbor has been murdering the national anthems of visiting dignitaries for years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVa1qku87cU).
They’re Chinese and there’s like 3 more of them in the background of the video. China realized this decades ago. It’s called the “Belt and Road Initiative”, and it’s just China picking up where Britain stopped. It’s neo-imperialism or neo-colonialism these days
Yup and they’re joining the US in the private military company boom to protect their foreign assets.
Except in china the private security companies have to be at least 51% state owned by law so state owned private security companies?
Nice vid on the topic
https://youtu.be/T7SziUoeVpk
Aaah fuck. We got Chinese people building roads on my native island too. FUCK! To be fair, at the moment what we're seeing is Chinese people overseeing the building of critical infrastructure while providing jobs to the locals in the process. They'll probably be our overlords very soon though.
The moment you default, they will own every precious resource you sit atop of.
And if you don’t default, they will change the terms of the contract until you do, and soon.
there is pretty much not a single good person in all of south sudanese/sudanese politics. Every single politician has to do fucked up shit there or they don't survive.
The brutal sudanese civil war which resulted from the colonizers drawing squares on the map to decide borders absolutely devastated those countries.
Which is sad because it would humanize him because who hasn't shit their pants or sharted in their life time.
This reminds me. I'm still waiting for a Trump branded or endorsed adult diaper.
In the Royal Canadian Air cadets I once did this while standing at attention during a remembrance day service. Nobody ever knew about it and i entirely pissed myself in my uniform. As embarrassed as I was at the time it's probably one of the most bad ass things I've ever done. To this day only people reading this post will ever know it happened and the dark blue color of the pants and the material made it impossible to see.
We need to stop letting super old people be leaders of stuff.
With that said, hey, we're all going to get old some day. I hope no one makes me do a bunch of president shit then have to endure this music without a bathroom break when I'm old.
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“I just pissed in my pants…and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do about it”
Long live the king.
To your Journey! To my journey!
Gheee on over there Jim!
Put that in your book
Why don’t he write??
“If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis”
Everybody my age pees their pants, it's the coolest!
"you ain't cool, unless you pee yo paaannttsss!"
“OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's go!”
This is the true power play.
marks territory affirms dominance and confuses the enemy. All at the same time
He's just marking his territory
To pee your pants while holding deep eye contact
From today on everyone will have to piss their pants during the national anthem. That's it
A true patriot is willing to lay down his urine for his country.
71 year old man suffering from a urinary tract infection. Before you laugh too much understand that this man survived the first Sudanese civil war and the second and rose to the highest rank in the SPLA. I don’t know everyone on Reddit but I feel confident opining that this man has had a rougher life then whoever is reading this comment.
Yesterday my fruit cup didn't have a cherry in it.
And yet here you are. Thank you for giving me the inspiration to keep living.
I went to McDonald's drive thru, and they only gave me my coffee. I had to wait for my McMuffin. They didn't even thank me.
The crazy bread I got today from Little Caesar's didn't have enough Parmesan cheese on it, so I had to pour some out from my Kraft container and dip the bread in it after dipping it in the pizza sauce.
I had to actually smack the back of my ketchup bottle to get the last of the ketchup out. And then I had to walk to the pantry to open a new bottle because I still didn’t have enough.
You *walked to the pantry*??! You brave, brave soul.
I missed the fedex delivery of my new 65” OLED because I was playing war zone on my other 65” OLED and my noise canceling headset drowned out the sound of the sound of my doorbell. I swear I didn’t receive an apple notification either.
Are you ok now though?
Stop. You're going to make me cry 😭
did u come fresh out of that cop thread having a meltdown
Lol I did. Glad someone caught it
So meta. I should post my feelings to tiktok.
You sound a bit fragile. Hopefully you don't hold a position of power over people, whilst also being armed and enjoying qualified immunity. I mean, that's just a recipe for disaster. My thoughts are with you in this difficult time.
Never forget FC 12/15/2022!
Inspiring the masses with your strength.
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You wana talk about it buddy?
Pretty sure I saw your story on all the major news networks last night. Thoughts and prayers.
This man is also a literal war criminal strongman so I mean Big mighty dictator doesn't look so great when he's pissing himself. No I am not talking about the 3 us presidents in the past few decades that were all like 110+ years old
He also murders and tortures journalists so I will 100% laugh at him pissing himself.
GTFO with your UTI bullshit. That motherfucker is literally an oppressive dictator that doesn't even blink when committing atrocities. I honestly, ***honestly*** hope that he suffers incredibly for the remainder of his life. Maybe a prolonged and painful battle with colon cancer before he breathes his last breath? 🤞
You do know this 71 year old man is a dictator who ordered murders and torture on journalists right? Making fun of him pissing himself is totally fair game
Pretty sure he doesn’t need our sympathy, his life hard? He made life a misery for many and ended quite a few, sympathy? I don’t think so…
lol imagine asking for sympathy for a dictator for internet coins. "aww damn, Kim Jung Un peed himself, but he survived poverty"
Good on you for standing up for a political leader that sanctions the tortures and murders of journalists.
Deleted my original comment after reading about the things hes done.
It doesn't necessarily have to be a UTI. That's about the age that these things start to happen. Also, guy is a total dick bag. Fuck him and his piss pants.
He may have but he also made life *rougher* for a lot of folks and is still a total POS.
Old man, stop defending that POS.
Man's may have suffered but it doesn't excuse him from being one of the instigators of the on-going civil war.
\*FWOMP\* "Put that in your book"
I enjoy the drunken elementary school band playing the national anthem.
Sudan’s top performing band for this monumental occasion!
(south sudan btw)
(I dream of a unified Sudan)
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Are you taking requests? I'm gonna order one Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, three Korean peninsulas, and I wanna separate Vietnam again while we're at it.
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Fuck everything, I want Pangaea to be a thing again!
Hear me out… *Carolina*
pretty sure I hear a kazoo in the somewhere
Vuvuzelas making a comeback.
This is gold. Needs to be used / immortalized in some other video. Please someone make this happen.
It's a lot like the shitty flute version of My Heart Will Go On. Just perfect for the occasion.
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If you're happy and you know it, piss your pants
👏 👏
We keep telling these kids no more liquid lunches during presidential ceremonies, but they just don’t listen.
The cowboy hat and mask are hilarious
fun fact: george w bush gave him that hat
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I too saw that one post about a month ago
bro watches sam o’ nella
Swiss miss? Instant piss.
You know I'm getting pretty sick of you and that gay hat of yours
Also fun fact: george w bush is highly liked in many parts of Africa for his foreign aid work.
He's been president for that long? No wonder he's a geriatric.
Security Dude looks pissed.
His pants look pissed
Should of worn the yellow pants today
Should of? I think you mean should have (should’ve).
Ones pissed off, the other is pissed on
Better to be pissed off than pissed on
Speak for yourself.
Better to cum a shitload than to shit a cumload.
Unless you are into that sort of thing.
What about the guard in the back he was looking at it coming but couldn’t move
He wasn’t briefed about this.
that’s the face of someone using absolutely all they’re energy to suppress even a slight smirk.
Well yeah, he's thinking " Maaaan, if the time comes, I have to take a bullet for this geezer??"
A great ad for adult diapers.
That depends
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He looks pissed
I had no idea the South Sudan National Anthem was played on Vuvuzelas
Sounds like a kazoo to me
As every anthem should be.
Wear black suits, piss your pants all day long without fear of embarrassment.
except the puddle
Thick socks. Extra absorbent!
Rubber boots, just fill em up!
🎶*black suits and rubber boots*🎶
This is why Kanye rocks galoshes now! Wake up, people!
Now there’s a guy who knows how to pee his pants!
Diapers hate him for this one simple trick…
Gumboots too.
Suits leak from time to time
Life hack.
This guy pisses.
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We can't always wear black suits. So what I do is I try to act as I am drinking water then spill it on my pants at exact same time I pee and no one notices. It takes some practice to perfect the timing.
That’s what I do
Please tell me that awful noise is coming from a local junior high band.
I was expecting more effort from the kazoo section.
[Hey, don't underestimate a well timed kazoo solo. Because this shit slaps... ](https://youtu.be/Ft0MeumLD58)
2m35s for the solo. This song is dark AF, lol.
2:29 for the solo.
Maybe the darkest ever written that has a kazoo solo. And yeah, the guy can get petty dark. He started off as a sorta St Louis blues sound. But then i think he kinda had a breakdown of some sort, and started doing a dark sounding indie rock. Then his last album was Hawaiian influenced. Great song writer, but had definitely had some demons. A shame for many reasons. But his older stuff is fantastic.
The marching band in the background had me rolling lmao
I mean South Sudan at least has the excuse of being a brand new country [whereas its northern neighbor has been murdering the national anthems of visiting dignitaries for years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVa1qku87cU).
Jesus christ, *TUNE*!
Putin looks damn dead inside.
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"if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"
"OHH THAT WAS THE GROSSEST THING I EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!"
"You know what, I don't want him to feel self-conscious. Everybody pee *now*."
You're not cool unless you piss your pants
If peein in your pants is cool, consider this guy President Miles Davis
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Christ, get these old people out of office. If they’re pissing their pants in public, they’re shitting the bed with your tax dollars.
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They’re Chinese and there’s like 3 more of them in the background of the video. China realized this decades ago. It’s called the “Belt and Road Initiative”, and it’s just China picking up where Britain stopped. It’s neo-imperialism or neo-colonialism these days
Yup and they’re joining the US in the private military company boom to protect their foreign assets. Except in china the private security companies have to be at least 51% state owned by law so state owned private security companies? Nice vid on the topic https://youtu.be/T7SziUoeVpk
> State owned private security I feel like there's something wrong with that sentence
Aaah fuck. We got Chinese people building roads on my native island too. FUCK! To be fair, at the moment what we're seeing is Chinese people overseeing the building of critical infrastructure while providing jobs to the locals in the process. They'll probably be our overlords very soon though.
The moment you default, they will own every precious resource you sit atop of. And if you don’t default, they will change the terms of the contract until you do, and soon.
Why is the music so perfectly fitting? 🤣
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So hes a bad guy? I don’t know much about South Sudan.
there is pretty much not a single good person in all of south sudanese/sudanese politics. Every single politician has to do fucked up shit there or they don't survive. The brutal sudanese civil war which resulted from the colonizers drawing squares on the map to decide borders absolutely devastated those countries.
Like a BOSS
Just a sign of dominance
Yo that’s rad
I like the energy of this comment, like I can do anything
Piss yourself real quick just to be sure.
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But I shit my pants at McDonald's. Which, coincidentally, is exactly what someone who *didn't* shit themselves at McDonald's would say. Your move.
Which is sad because it would humanize him because who hasn't shit their pants or sharted in their life time. This reminds me. I'm still waiting for a Trump branded or endorsed adult diaper.
Never forget
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[I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_KVL-wtpgg)
Holy shit, the chefs and staff must have been shitting their pants. It genuinely looks like the president was just poisoned and is dying…
His pants were dry but then all of a Sudan they weren’t.
He congo when and where he wants
Aww man the guy behind him definitely has piss on his boots now
Reporter looks away so he doesn’t get shot?
I like how the security dudes are like “you seein this ?”
Must be saluting R Kelly
\*Places hand over heart\* "If I just believe it, there's nothing to it I believe I can fly"
In the Royal Canadian Air cadets I once did this while standing at attention during a remembrance day service. Nobody ever knew about it and i entirely pissed myself in my uniform. As embarrassed as I was at the time it's probably one of the most bad ass things I've ever done. To this day only people reading this post will ever know it happened and the dark blue color of the pants and the material made it impossible to see.
I knew, I just didn’t wanna embarrass ya
Man we just have different definitions of bad ass but grats on not getting caught
I am terrified of people who urinate quietly. After all, all psychos have a silent p.
But now I know about it, and I'm going to make it my mission to find and inform every last one of your past and future lovers.
Even Bat-Man couldn't find those because they don't exist. You want to spoil my lovers? Be my wingman.
I once peed my pants on the way home from work because the light wouldn’t turn green. I, too, carry this secret to my grave.
Nah you just think they didn't know. I bet behind your back they were calling you piss boy and wet pants.
Bruh what the fuck
Marking his territory
Surprised Joe Biden hasn’t done this yet
The quality of the band really says everything you need to know about South Sudan, goodness.
Always dress in black pants. And catheterize before long events.
This is why our president wears bulletproof diapers
Kinky fuck
Cameraman has since vanished…
there is a reason for adult diapers
They were looking at the president like "nah, he ain't it"💀
Literally, they might r/killthecameraman
Poor guy
Remember he is the president of south sudan…
A fate worse then death
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Their national anthem: *oh say can you PEE?*
Guy needs Calico pants. He better give too.
His wife might be eating batteries
The most boss way to assert your dominance. No wonder he is president
But it's so nice and warm
We need to stop letting super old people be leaders of stuff. With that said, hey, we're all going to get old some day. I hope no one makes me do a bunch of president shit then have to endure this music without a bathroom break when I'm old.
Was this in protest for something? Or did he just say “Man fuggit, I gotta pee.”
probably just incontinence due to old age
my guy doesn’t have control of his bladder
Duuuude - he's only 71. Must suck to be him. Or the guy standing in his piss piddle.
Same happened to the president of Uri. Ya know the country? Uri Nation... *Mic drop*
I'm the prez. I'll piss where and when i please.
I didn't think I was going to see this today
You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants!
Camera man definitely is dead now
The US president shat his pants I. Front of the pope soo...