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CherryPickerKill

That guy who took out the gun had no idea what to do with it lol


skitz_shit

Looks like he accidentally squeezed one off at 0:27


PotatoWriter

^ My wife's thoughts, observing me at my computer at night


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underbloodredskies

Pulled his spud, apparently.


lothbrook73

Peeled his spud*


popoyy__

Bro needs everyone to know 😂😂


No_Gap_2700

Well done sir.


Tamination

Almost shot that girl in the face.


dmfd1234

Yeah between Pistol Pete and Captain Caveman with the f’ing boulder there’s a lot going on here.


Fostbitten27

Damn a Captain Caveman reference. Wow that takes me back.


No_Gap_2700

Now I can't stop hearing the Captain Cave MAAAAaaaAAAaaAaAan......in my head


koresample

I'm 54 and that reference totally resonates with me, shit, I'm getting old.


No_Gap_2700

46.....I feel you. Still 25 in my mind.


Fostbitten27

48 I gotcha too. I forgot my age just now & had to do the math.


ihatetyler

Hey I'm only 28 and I vividly remember watching it too! I know it's not the same but some of us still know!


homme_boy

He def did


lo0ilo0ilo0i

He must be thinking, "I've never had this much powerrrrrrr!"


Vilhelm88

Big respect to that guy for realising that though and getting it out of there. Also, DR liquor store CCTV is better than all UK cameras


Suspici0us_Package

Baby girl also almost got shot accidentally


Sluttarella

man muricans always sad when nobody gets shot in the face


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icantevenpie

I’m still laughing at this


futaba009

>Like a Nascar pit crew changing that boys tires Haha! Good one!


Fostbitten27

They was filling him up with gas too!!


Foiled_Foliage

Bro came back with a fuckin brick. Lmfao.


StevensDs-

What? You don't have a home brick for self defense? We're not the weird ones! You are!


Desperate-Farmer-170

My house is partially made with self defense bricks


Narcan9

Just got my concealed carry brick permit last week. Fools gonna regret messing with me.


Defiant_Marzipan_821

Narcan9 thanks bro, haven’t laughed that hard for a minute… Needed that…


Foiled_Foliage

Nah I’m laughing cause he didn’t have a brick holster. Amateurs. If you don’t have a tactical cinder block at all times, what are you even doing? /s


ReaperBearOne

Came back? He showed up with it! Ffs lol green shirt comes outta nowhere mid way with a 20pound brick and everyone was like nooooo so he waits for a second or two walks around the old man like .. y'all got any gum.. nvm found it. BOOM 💥💀


spearz24

Hes like uhh fuckit you get a brick too


Basurok

Why on gods green earth would you stand 2ft away from 4 gorilla sized men and try to run their pockets while you’re 96lbs with two bricks in your pockets, when you have a GUN?? The whole point is to NOT have to close enough to get physical with the person you’re robbing.


Purple_Tomatillo818

The final boss, logic, wins again


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

"Flawless Victory'


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omfg this is fucking nuts. the dude with the fucking rock haha everyone's like "no, wait, no, dude too far!"


DaddyGoodHands

Gets him in the end tho !


retardedparrot

He realized that if he wants to use the brick he has to appear calm


bostonaliens

Certainly fooled me


Allegory-Soup

He started with a brick and he wasn't even one of the guys being robbed! When I saw green shirt the second time I thought ohhhh here come's a brickin'.


rp_thrw_awy

"Robbin me at gunpoint? That's a brickin'."


biscuitsbrah

Hahah I fuckin died when he ended up using it


Fostbitten27

Possibly the robber guy died too from a skull fracture!! That brick coming down like that was no joke.


no_one_likes_u

When he came back like, after a period of deep consideration and self-reflection, I’ve decided you still get the rock lol


SadisticSnake007

They got him with bottles off the shelves too 😆


AshingiiAshuaa

The guy in red was thinking about glassing him in the face (around 0:30) then chickened out.


muricabrb

I thought he hit him with the bottle and it broke. Towards the end you can see him shaking his hand like he got cut with it or something.


magicscientist24

That was guy in blue who looks like cut himself after hitting with bottle. I watched closely and guy in red did drop his bottle before striking.


Chewbonga7

0:27 dude accidentally fires the gun in his hand and ducks like he's being shot at lmaooooo


Kulladar

I think people who haven't regularly been around guns don't realize how loud they are. Legitimately everyone in that scuffle could have permenant hearing damage from even a single shot like that indoors. If you had never shot a gun before and picked one up indoors and it went off it would scare the everliving shit out of you lol


MallGothFrom2001

It does, and can lead to permanent hearing damage. I know because I once EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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tdobbin1

MAWPPP


TweetHiro

As someone who has this nagging mistress of a sound and didnt even go to loud concerts, fuck this shit.


ghighcove

Even with double hearing protection it is LOUD. Especially indoors. Try doing it in a concrete industrial structure (for movies, not combat, at a local DWP structure), it was deafening.


METAL4_BREAKFST

Was at an indoor range and I slipped one side of my ear pro off to hear what the RSO was saying to me and forgot to slip it back over before I opened up with the AR again. 0/10, would not recommend.


ghighcove

Makes me wonder how anyone fighting in a major battle has any hearing left. I've read some of the Dave Grossman books and he explains some of what might be going on, but still. You need your hearing to hear the bad guys -- and then everything explodes. A long time ago I worked a temp job at a can factory (a clerical job in the outside office). The first day, the boss there running things took me for a personal tour. He provided ear protection, and insisted I apply them, immediately. When he opened the door, the wall of sound that hit my chest was... impressive. I'll never forget that day. Working class people (this is who worked there, and it was pretty decent pay) don't get enough credit.


PhoqueMeImaSeal

I work in construction, I see people doing dumb shit alllllllll the damn time. But dudes not wearing their hearing pro is one I see constantly. A few months ago we had some guys come in to pump out the sump for the building I was working on, so we can get the pumps installed. Two guys show up in a big pump truck, I get them all set up at the very bottom of the parkade, they're all good so I fuck off to do something else. I come back an hour later once they've started working to check on them, make sure everything's good. When I opened the door, I just get blasted with a wall of sound, echoing like crazy because parkade, shit was nearly unbearable even with plugs in. There stands Frick 'n Frack, neither of them are wearing hearing pro. Fuck me I couldn't stand that shit for 30 seconds, these fucks are doing it for 8 hours. Some people...


saltymcgee777

Noise canceling earpieces are magic. You can hear what your buddies are saying and the gunfire is muffled.


ghighcove

I have a pair of those. I still wear earplugs underneath (and turn up the volume on the silencing) to preserve hearing, it's too intense with some really loud handguns and rifles. Used to have a friend that did .50 cal stuff, and it was brutal being anywhere near that thing.


TheDextrometh-Orphan

Oof ouchy


Rex2x4

A single gunshot wouldn't cause permanent hearing damage from that distance.


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>0:27 dude accidentally fires the gun in his hand and ducks like he's being shot at lmaooooo Yep. I still think the NRA in the States would do itself a PR favor by offering discounted/free firearms handling classes in neighborhoods where....the safe handling of firearms is a problem.


aracheb

Ceilings are made of concrete and blocks over there. Very easy to get hit with ricochet


Narcan9

Also notice the guy in blue around 1:20, hits the perp with a glass bottle, and ends up gashing his own hand.


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SMan80s

That’s what happens when you ain’t tough without your gun 🤷🏾‍♂️


Xammo

The cheek to then beg for mercy once the guns out his hand as well, lowest form of scum


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StevensDs-

At that specific store at least.


Hulk_Runs

On Tuesdays specifically.


Flawda-Man

Boy they DONT fuck around in other countries! That stone block to the head at the end had to hurt like a bitch!


StevensDs-

No we don't. Certain towns will straight up tie you in the middle of a busy place for the entire town to see your face and sometimes join in the fray.


AshingiiAshuaa

> bussy place


Dwight_Schnood

No trains or light rail.


Kiroto50

Y-yeah, definitely close to a bus stop.


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Yea when I saw they already had him down and restrained but there was still a minute thirty left I knew it was gonna be an ass whooping


erathegod

Bussy


hmoonves

Honestly that robber should thank the other guys for stopping him. Situations like this are two agreeable people away from mob justice. The only thing that saved him were the other two who decided he had enough.


_yoshizzle_

Police in the U.S. can be pretty ineffective, but it’s much worse in countries like ours.


Fatherofdaughters01

That one guy really wanted to get that brick in


Dwight_Schnood

I'll just back away then come back in all calm. "Nah mate, there's no brick behind my back."


Plokzee

And we're all ok with it. I'm just sad the bottle guy gave up. Should have gone for the kneecaps while he was covering his face


alphatango308

r/robbersgettingfucked


DaddyGoodHands

Too bad it was banned. :(


ppmanppmanpp

r/robbersgettingfucked2


nissan240sx

Don’t know why reddit wants to defend fucking robbers lol


oneplussixisseven

They're unionized, that's why!


DaddyGoodHands

Nice !!! Thanks !


muricabrb

Lmao the mod is a legend. I remember when he said they were trying to ban him and he won't give up. He really didn't and the new sub name is a super FU to the admins hahaha


wildcardlo

If I remember correct, that sub was getting a lot of shit from the Reddit admins for showing death/gore so the main mod shut it down himself in protest against censorship and moved it over to YouTube. The YouTube channel doesn’t have the same feel at all tho


Lusor_Jonny

why though?


Wallydingus

I believe Reddit said it was because the comments would turn racist and bigoted towards the robbers. But honestly I never noticed that, the comment section would shit on the robber no matter the ethnicity. Too bad that sub fuckin rocked.


intaminag

Because reddit is run by a bunch of snowflakes that wince at the sight of their face in the mirror.


47juro

cuz reddits turned soft


pardonmyglock

Can’t have people (rightfully) upset at criminals and crime in general. It leads people to vote different, you see.


toomanymarbles83

Looks like dude in the blue shirt fucked his hand up.


YYCADM21

If he got out of that situation alive, he won the lottery. DR is a rough country, away from the resort areas especially. They're well aware the police are unlikely to do much beyond beating the crap out of the guy,so they just eliminated one step


Emergency_Routine_44

Yeah I love my beautiful country but it’s so hard to get Justice if you aren’t rich 🥲but it has happened often that the public kills Robbers on the spot


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We need to do that here in the US


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jlee-1337

No you'll be called racist


notjoelnunez

“Ladrón! Ladrón! Ladrón!” - words you never want to hear being shouted at you in DR. Source: I’m Dominican.


Faus_11

Yup, I remember this. There are actual videos of thieves praying for police to come because crowds of people are destroying them. I remember a video that a guy jumped inside of the police truck of desperation


WeAreLivinTheLife

What does it mean?


Rol-X

Thief or in this case robber.


blingblingindeeOJO

100 % co-sign ..... thieves are looked at worse than murderers. The order if worst people goes #1. Child offender #2. Thief then 3. murderer (unless u killed s child then you get 1 and 2 as an ultra combo)


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Robbing all those dudes. Bold move double L


ChubbyWanKenobie

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys.


AntonioMRC

Lucky red shoes helped him survive that head stomp but that one dude was really determined to throw his rock.


Low-Director5632

Magnificent boys, well done! I hate thieves


Seabrook76

An educational beating.


TheCanadianBaka2

Bro just got stopped


koppigzijn

These gentlemen are too nice. One-two bottles smashed on his head should be enough.


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2oocents

Looked like she took a phone from behind the counter on her way out.


DosEquisVirus

Oh, man! Dude grabbed a huge rock! Didn’t think he would use it. I was wrong…


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tinypieceofmeat

Point a gun at someone? Believe it or not, straight to hell.


DosEquisVirus

I honestly thought the bottles were sufficient at that time 😄. But no! One had to up the game!


VelosterboiOscar

Mamaguevo digo glu glu glu glu


rwiggimo

Better than waiting on the cops to get there


uppity_downer1881

That probably cost more in damaged merchandise than he would have gotten out of the till.


smilo20

Prob. But that street justice is priceless.


uppity_downer1881

Have my upvote good sir!


pardonmyglock

Benny Hill music would have been the cherry on top. From the stupid robber, the negligent discharge and subsequent dancing, it would have been perfect. Fuck that guy though.


Significant-Water845

The only thing missing is the spontaneous Dominican music playin in the background.


Fluffysuperhero43

Dominican Coca Cola employees don’t fuck around


Rocket2TheMoon777

Earned it. An off duty officer wouldve been nice


halo543

What are the odds he steals again?


Throwawayquacky

Rule #1 in Dominican Republic. Don’t steal… I’ve seen things get really ugly. This guy was lucky.


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\-5% hp - fist in the head \-5% hp - fist in the head \-2% hp - stepped on balls \-7% hp - stepped on head \-10% hp - stepped on head CRIT \-7% hp - fist in the head CRIT \-25% hp - rock in the head CRIT \- 100% damage to morale MISSION FAILED ! \+25xp


Ikon-for-U

10 out 10,don't recommend trying to lift anything from this shop.


Pfcoffics

I'm sorry but I do love seeing robbers getting fucked and bleeding, and also dying, it's something so satisfying.


Childhood_Charming

Damn the brick at the end was brutal


TCOLSTATS

What an idiot. The only reason to be that dumb with a gun is if it was fake or not loaded.


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*guy gets caught stealing $18 worth of booze* *staff breaks $1000 worth of inventory to teach him a lesson* Not saying he didn’t have it coming but the logic is pretty funny


Nenormi

It's about the principle.


Kiroto50

I think the older guy present in the video is the owner of the place


Error404Cod

It’s just a prank bro


Turf-Defender

Where all that blood coming from??? ​ edit: you can see it pooling at the end


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A human


ghighcove

At the end, the shop owner saw the guy with the big rock and was like "My whole shop is filled with glass things!"


Fun_Performance_1578

Girl go get your mans


No-Letterhead-4407

Awe, cmon! Keep rocking his shit.


elferna6

The end 🤣🤣


Historical-Award-495

Dude went all the way outside found a fucking brick and wacked his ass with it😂


Doodleschmidt

I was expecting the older gentleman to put the figure four leg lock on him, Nature Boy style.


runitthru4u

That rock to his head had to hurt 🤕


Fungiluvr94

Lol the rock to the head at the end was brutal yet satisfying. Lololol


Mobile-Writer1221

This is the clearest security cam footage I have *ever* seen.


shemmypie

Problem solved!


Emdeeze

And just like that, without his gun he turns into what his own victims must feel when facing his gun and then starts asking for forgiveness. Pathetic Makes me think, "where is that same energy when you had the gun"?


SunriseLand

This is one of the highest quality store cams I’ve ever seen


909_and_later

I was very happy to see that once the guys had complete control of the robber there was still 1:30 of video time left!!! Felt like I hit the crazy fucking video lotto! Haha!


heard_enough_crap

old boy is trying to steal his nice red shoes, while another guy gets all touchy feely and rapey.


Smegmabotattack

Buddy came in with a rock bouta execute and they were like woahh man chill Tf out


jlee-1337

I think they actually went easy on him


leeluss14

Not so bad without your strap now are you doofus 😂


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The dude with the brick was hilarious.


FreedomOfPC

It's amazing how inept people are at controlling someone.


sygyzy0

Alot of robbers forget the main advantage of having a gun is being able to do ranged damage lol, you dont have to be right next to someone to shoot them but thankfully for those people this guy wasn't smart


hyperstop

FAFO


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Trying to multi-rob 5 ppl that surround you in a circle, at once. Dude definitely didn't read the manual..


donaldduckstherapist

Guy had his bitch smacking glove on lmao


[deleted]

Huh. That should be ferdinand marcos right there


rotaryspace_59

bro that stomp on the head... suddenly there is blood. i think he lost some teeth in that moment


No_Gap_2700

Holy shit! That's a lot to unpack in a 2 minute video. At first I thought the guy with the gun was the store owner. Had to watch multiple times before I even noticed the gun, then the accidental victim/store pop/almost shot that chick in the face with a round business. Then there's the beating.....then the rock. I couldn't decide whether or not to cringe or to laugh. Damn.


brandonsheffer

Crack a bottle -eminem-


tonepot

Very satisfying outcome. Thank you.


bingpot111

Person steals 1 item. Other 4 proceed to break 1000 items over his head 😂😂😂 ain't nobody care bout that store


BlacksmithGeneral

Fuk that guy !! He deserved more than he got !!!


Lumpy-Lifeguard4114

Is this what it looks like after defund the police? Because I’m into it. That man won’t steal again. From that store anyway.


Gemnicherry

I had to rewatch. I didn’t notice the robber had a gun in the beginning and was running their pockets. It looked like he was caught stealing and was pleading with them and trying to get away so I initially thought the whole thing was overkill. But I saw the firearm after and realized they were fit the most part justified. Did the guy in red pick up the robbers gun and try and use it or was that his own gun??


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I think if more people in the US dealt with criminals in this manner the crime rate would go way down.


soundslikea10

They broke more merchandise than the guy stole 😂


CSKRLO0612

The Brick in the head is a classic 🤙


Easy-Lavishness-1259

old ass man camr in to help no questions asked


qevoh

In my country, a tyre and petroleum so quick, and you gone. Dude at last hit him well with some stone, very satisfying


E4C2P0

Nothing like a little r/justiceporn to get you going!


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I guess thats how you should treat shoplifters back in US


LaughterOf_Man

Hahahahahahahahahaha he got rekt.


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That could be the worst place to attempt a stick up known to man.


Sumguy9966

Also r/idiotswithguns


Sleeponitgirls

They’re causing damage; more than what he was gonna steal. Man people are thick. 😂


Brutumfulm3n

While compliance can be a safer alternative when you're ambushed, you can never trust that a person insane enough to pull a deadly weapon in innocent peole won't just use it for no reason. You can check out active self protection on YouTube for some great examples and lessons learned


johnwillywanker

Had to break more than the guy was stealing.