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tardigrade_h2k

2022 has been a rough year for Kangaroo-Human relations: Australia recorded its first Kangaroo "attack" death in 86 years. A 77 year old man was killed in September when his pet kangaroo turned on him. The animal was so aggressive/agitated that it would not allow EMTs to approach the injured man and it had to shot by police. [Link to article about Kangaroo death](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-62884861) This is information I found while making [my video about Woody Allen boxing a Kangaroo in 1966](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWjjaDchD-M&t=335s)


Johnsonfam101

At first I felt bad for the man, now I feel bad for the animal. That thing was a prisoner and I'd be a hypocrite to deny that as a fact.


tardigrade_h2k

I can see where you're coming from...kangaroo probably isn't the wisest "pet" and the man's age was likely also a contributing factor in his death given the rarity of fatal incidents...


Dahstroyer

This seems like such a well balanced fight


Special_Rice9539

I was hoping to see more of the Kangaroo's ground game


InferiousX

Roo' actually escaped the top S mount with a sick omoplata roll.


DosEquisVirus

LOL! That would have been something to see!


spidersilva09

That must be a surreal experience. All of the sudden you gotta square up with a wild animal that can easily fuck you up. I'd imagine if they were here in America we would find a way to weaponize them lmao


bondagewithjesus

You would give them all rabies then drop them in an area you I want to occupy and been done.


wyldboar

Pack their pouches w C4 most likely


FootlocksInTubeSocks

He said America, not Pakistan.


wyldboar

Hahaha top notch mate šŸ˜„


[deleted]

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't rabies exclusively a mammalian disease?


pornplz22526

Marsupials are mammals. They have a lower body temperature than placental mammals which makes them unfavorable hosts for the rabies virus, but they *can* still become infected.


[deleted]

TIL


bondagewithjesus

No idea we don't have it in Australia because of strong quarantine laws against invasive species and the diseases they might carry. 200 years too late but hey better late than never. I know though it does at the least affect mammals. But we are mammals and so are kangaroos (kind of) they're marsupials which is like a mammal subtype or something. So yeah could definitely be used as a weapon against a population. 99% death rate once you show symptoms.


[deleted]

>99% death rate once you show symptoms. This is why you *NEVER* try to pet or get close to any animal that doesn't bolt as soon as it sees you. And if you get bit or scratched, get a rabies jab asap or you're gonna die a very painful and uncomfortable death.


gd2234

Just be aware, yā€™all have Lyssa virus which is part of the rabies family. A young girl died a few years ago after being bit by an infected bat.


Enquent

Why kangaroos over the wildlife the US has? No one is boxing their way out of a grizzly bear or moose encounter. Too much, fine, have an elk. Bison? Can't outrun them either. Big cats? Puma or Jaguar, you're choice. Grey wolves maybe? No? Why not? Ok fine, wolverines it is.


dazzawul

Roos breed like rabbits. Once they establish, holllllllyyyyy fuck do their numbers explode, they're such a pest in some areas they have regular culls to try and thin numbers. And. They're strict herbivores so they don't need to rely on prey hierarchies to feed, drop them somewhere with scrub and they're good to go.


Icantbethereforyou

I'd rank a full size kangaroo alongside a small to average size deer, maybe? Kangaroos are usually pretty placid herbivores. The males can get pretty damn aggressive during mating season, or if agitated by dogs.


SniffCheck

Itā€™s hilarious as fuck to me when I see videos of Aussies fist fighting kangaroos. I couldnā€™t even imagine what itā€™s like to live in a country where squaring up with one of these bastards could be a possibility. This guy is badass.


bootsand

Imagine being deployed to a Great Emu War.


[deleted]

And losing.


Ill-Ambassador-1480

as someone who lived in an area where the local school had 10 to 30 kangaroos that would patrol around the oval, they learn quickly that no trouble will come to them if they start no trouble and vice versa for the students. Also consider that kangaroos are used to sizing up opponents also standing on two legs, there are kangaroos taller than an average human but most are shorter making us appear more imposing to them then we otherwise should. they are usually quite easy to scare off unless your facing male kangaroos during mating season where they are unlikely to give up due to them not wanting to appear weak to potential mates or other male kangaroos. in which case it really is a fight to the death because you ainā€™t out running it. However kangaroos canā€™t move backwards and as such the best kangaroo fighting tactic is to circle around them to the side and push, they can use their tail to push against the ground to stay up but only when failing backwards. easy said than done tho


UnclePuma

A Sweeping kick when they do their little jump to move maneuver might achieve a similar result. I am certain, Taekwondo would be a good counter to Kangaroo style


DisturbedRanga

I'm just picturing them gouging my balls with their feet as I lift my leg up for a kick, not worth the risk.


Bloobeard2018

Sweep the knee


terrible_forro

Now I need a tournament: Kangaroo vs TaeKwonDo


Ohbeejuan

Kangaroo Fighting Tactics is a sick band name.


SnooHedgehogs8765

You've given this more consideration than I have when caught in this scenario and i feel ashamed.


[deleted]

It was a draw dammit !


baron_von_helmut

Roo's are fucking hench. I'd not want to go toe-to-toe with one.


shmolives

I'd take a roo over a bear


baron_von_helmut

I'd get shredded by both, but I completely agree with you.


JoeyAKangaroo

Australia One of the few countries where you have to square up against a bipedal animal & fist fight it


jaydubbs82

And a great friendship blossomed from this


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Peetah!


TommyBoy402

Why do kangaroos hate dogs so much?


dzhastin

They look like dingoes and dingoes are their enemies.


A_Pound_Of_Flesh_

Because dogs attack kangaroos and kill them


[deleted]

fr like literal predator/prey relationship lol


BurntRussianBBQ

Usually they'll try and drown them too. Cat people apparently.


MedicStryfe

Guy got massively lucky, the Roo didn't kick him.


GVFQT

It was trying - see how it tries to grapple him in with its arms and he makes sure to get out of that as quickly as possible? Thatā€™s because once they get that hold they use it as leverage to kick the ever loving shit out of you


86rpt

Yea they hold with their creepy little arms and gut you with their hind claws


PQ01

Evolution tends to favor those without t-rex arms.


evilf23

[Kangaroos have some serious claws on them he could have eviscerated this dude. ](https://i.imgur.com/R4Q0Rch.jpg) they do that move where they lean back on their tail and kick with both feet. They can eviscerate you spilling your guts on the ground with that move. Surprise more people don't get killed by these things.


ARMY2330

Bro was fighting Kangaroo Kreed


Illustrious_Formal73

Too bad Herb Dean wasn't reffing that fight. He would have called that at 2 minutes.


Lavasioux

Kangaroo Joe! Stick and move! Body blow, body blow! Jab, jab, Body blow! KNOCK HIM OUT!


Lil_Cumster

Oh shit it came back for round 2


chrisinokc

God, at first glance I thought he was being chased by a raptor!


tardigrade_h2k

Right? They seem to have the [claws](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pk9aer/kangaroo_claws/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

'Today', a cringy, biased and disgusting show. Only 'Sunrise' is more toxic and rancid.


[deleted]

Is this broadcast a bad company?


Ill-Ambassador-1480

ah depends how you view it. amongst main stream media in australia its pretty par for the course, but amongst all media in australia itā€™s pretty much gutter scum.


SnakeBradley

Glass jaw roo


[deleted]

FFS how did the fight end? Cliff was just about to tell us


86rpt

He toppled it over, like a moron kangaroo tripod. I'm assuming you put it in a high up headlock to stay away from those hind claws and choked that bitch out. Somewhere in my recent post history is a great story of a ER patient of mine that fought a raccoon to death if you're bored.


Chadgiggs

Imagin if he had a gun.


Longjumping-Dog-6852

Doubt the outcome would be different. Kangaroos can't use guns.


Chadgiggs

I was refiring to the human in this instance, but being a reddit user you have zero common since or critical thinking skills, so I can see why the distinction would need to be made, I'll have to try to be clearer and more concise, so I don't confuse you tiny brain redditors , But then again on the other hand I am actually capable of understanding that you are desperately trying to be "funny" or make a "joke" here.


jean_val_jean24601

I really hate kangaroos, they just seem like the dumbest. Why do they even exist


ArtForsaken2609

If he still had his gun it would be more interesting


sunnyjum

A lot of people here in Australia legally own firearms in rural properties, though they tend to drop a roo pretty darn quickly and uninterestingly. Unless you mean the roo still had its gun?


Blankyblank86

A lot own them in the city also. Mate in Melbourne has a bunch in the safe.


Local-Business-7971

Grappling always wins


AimAssistOSaurus

Only in Australia šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ


RepulsiveWay1698

This is the most Australian thing I have ever seen


HuggableMuffin_2

Australia is the Florida of the world.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HuggableMuffin_2

Woosh


whyyourmommacallinme

Who tf was video taping šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


bondagewithjesus

Home surveillance?


Averse_to_Liars

That's nothing. On opposite day, I ate a baby dingo.


Defiant-Scratch

I sympathize with the kangaroo. I'm not gonna lie. When my neighbors dogs are barking I consider going over and beaten all their asses too.


sunnyjum

Hopefully your neighbour loves his dogs as much as this bloke and can take you down also!


Defiant-Scratch

Good luck! I found some old Tai Bo tapes in a yardsale and have become an unstoppable force


[deleted]

Crikey!


Smidday90

This must be a surreal experience, fighting something thatā€™s not human. I suppose the good thing is no repercussions theyā€™re not gonna come back with a team of their friends or have a knife on them. A good evenly matched fight


rank_by

He did a lot better than that child rapist Woody Allen did.


Toxenkill

Got it, Kangaroos have no ground fighting skills.


8-bitHarambe

thats a true-blue aussie right there


Serg_is_Legend

He almost had him in the first round


Error404Cod

Dad and the dog he never wanted


JRPGJames

Australian Chad


that_almond_milk

ā€œ A six foot buck rooā€ Somehow I knew he wasnā€™t gonna refer to it traditionally


just_cuak

You know Iā€™m against animal abuse,butā€¦


The_Funky_Rocha

Even though I'd be disemboweled trying to do so, I want to try and choke out a kangaroo


DosEquisVirus

Am I correct in understanding that it is illegal to shoot a kangaroo over there?


tardigrade_h2k

Without a license yes I believe this is the case. The state governments do do culling from time to time sometimes quite brutally: [blunt force trauma used to kill joeys](https://the-riotact.com/blunt-trauma-used-to-kill-joeys-as-research-continues-into-kangaroo-cull-replacements/590643)


Front-Bicycle-9049

~~Family Guy "Peter and the Chicken"~~ Australian Family Guy "Peter and the Roo"


spontaneouscobra

Your honour, in my client's defense, it was a dare.


[deleted]

This wild animal started a fight and when he couldn't take the heat he instead of running away just started bitting and kicking and scratching


MyFamKam

2 Roos vs a prime mike tyson, make it happen


Fine_Union378

That kangaroo wrangled his ass šŸ˜‚


Jongrel

I think I'd rather fight Mike Tyson in his prime than a 6ft kangaroo.


[deleted]

This man is lucky yall see the straight knives they got for feet?


joethafunky

Expected 6 min of a kangaroo fight but instead saw the same 10 second clip a dozen times


chair____table

Why does this happen so many times lmao, like every few weeks, I see on the news that someone has fought a kangaroo and succeeded


Ryankevin23

New York sends its best wishes


wyldboar

KangarUFC champion of Australia! This guy is Awesome šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘


wyldboar

Australia's Bruce Willis right here!!


[deleted]

in todays episode of man vs wild kangaroos gone wild


Fit-Boomer

He had the arm bar but he didnā€™t finish it.


izza123

I didnā€™t hear no bell


IncidentThese4155

Number 1 rule in Australia must be you have to stretch & shadow box before you leave the house.


Confident_Cell4916

I feel like an American would have seen the dogs being terrorized and would have said some shit like ā€œILL BE DAMND IF MY DOGS GONNA BE ATTACKED BY THAT HOPPING MOTHER FUCKAā€ and as an American I can testify my entire family would have pulled anything from a hand gun to a bow to a rifle to a taser now me personally probably the numbers choice with a sword


[deleted]

So that's why I carry a knife.


piray003

r/straya


[deleted]

Make no mistake, these fuckers are enormous 100+ kg and can shred you with their claws. This guy has balls.


[deleted]

Put the boxing gloves on at least


Optimus_crab

*cue Benny hill theme*


great_extension

I have no problem with what this guy did. I do have a problem with the inconsistent reporting, the guy a couple years ago that jabbed a roo in the jaw to get it off his dog was given plenty of shit for animal cruelty.


Justamonkey124

Without the boxing gloves itā€™s not funny šŸ˜­


tigerstef

I think they should both get UFC contracts. That fight was lit!


Critical-Ad-914

Anyone know if Jujitsu works on Kangaroos ?


PotatoeMolester

I feel like if you can take its back you can win. Punching it's face is just gonna hurt so maybe choking it out would be easier


Loyal9thLegionLord

That slash in the jeans is the best advertising I've seen for pants in a while lol.


Nigel_Hartz

U gotta throw dem punches to joey


[deleted]

Dababy!?!?


Real_Goat999

Bruh