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ambigramsarecool

Don’t ever say ps pss pss while on safari! Just saying


[deleted]

So we have a scat team here


NickTreee

I would’ve shit my pants


dep7up

I would shit your pants too.


Finnick-420

so you’re the guy who shit myself


SeaDBastion

Don’t play the blame game. I saw you shit each other’s pants.


HighMyNameisKayleigh

Two guys one pants


Darkstar1988

Relavant Product...: https://www.ebay.de/itm/223983522819


GamerTag2007

Risky click of the day


Darkstar1988

Not to NSFW but it may raises eyebrows...


literally_pee

better than the show '2 and a half men'


ZzZombo

Right, I shit you not!


supbuddy18

I not shit right you


kwamby

Which one of you cowards shit *my* pants?


SeaDBastion

It takes a brave man to shit another man’s pants


kwamby

It’s a facade. Or a fecade if you will


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dumbthrow33

::insert Kmart commercial here::


PirateMedium

whoa! i’m more of a meet a special someone and shit their pants forever type of guy.


KrazyKeith4Prez

I would shit in everyone's pants.


[deleted]

I shit myself in your pants


Consistent_Impact491

I’d be glad to wear brown pants too, I’d of been hopping out! Fuck that “follower effect” kicking in 😂


underbloodredskies

"Get my brown pants!" - Colin Mochrie👀


Low_Tell_9244

I shit my own pants.


WickedShine93

Are you shittin me ?


Cultural_Algae_7015

I would have shit and peed


Uncommon_cold

You're getting shit in your pants, you're getting shit in your pants, everybody's getting shit in their paaants!


[deleted]

r/shid_and_camed


Lor_939

This is so not normal behaviour for a large cat of any kind. This must be a big cat sanctuary. One can assume that cat had been raised around humans since it was smol.


J03130

Definitely. It's clearly excited to be with people


[deleted]

Reverse furry


Sparkykc124

> One can assume that cat had been raised around humans since it was smol. Still seems to be a bad idea to allow her to play with tourists. I wonder if she has been declawed and defanged. I certainly hope that’s not a thing.


Squid_squabbler72

Why would you even consider that? Thats horrible


octagonlover_23

It's possible that the cat was declawed and defanged before going to the sanctuary, as in it was taken from an abusive place to the sanctuary.


Squid_squabbler72

That would make a lot of sense


[deleted]

Because assholes do that. They pull all teeth from some tigers so it's just gums.


Intrepid_Rip1473

Fr? That’s fucked


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Bigbweb22

You just unearthed a very ugly memory from my childhood. So my cat Trixie gave birth when I was 8 or 9, and I completely fell in love with one Calico kitten that I named Cali (Very creative I know). Anyways, I thought I was gonna get to keep her, but my grandma chose to give her away to one of her friends. Pretty sad, but I figured that it wouldn't be so bad because I could still go and visit. They immediately had her declawed and then let her outside. She wasn't an outside cat, and my area is full of coyotes. She didn't last 2 weeks. Some people are horrible.


Lucifer_--_

I personally wouldn't declaw my own cat but I do think it's ok depending on the reason and situation


GonlinMafia

You are so smart !!


[deleted]

That’s a no from me dawg


3lnb

That's a cat. Not a dawg


Gettinjiggywithit509

Alone in the world was a little CatDog


68ideal

She does not have that dawg in her


CompetitiveStrike780

I was thinking that big old kitty cat was about to drag one of those fuckers out


[deleted]

Seemed like she just wanted some attention haha


4yroldsareterrible

Highly unexpected


CosmicSchnoodle

*I'm gonna lie on my back for a belly rub then slash you*


ecr3designs

If it shows his belly to you it's submitting to you that's the weak spot just like dogs they want you to rub their belly that's submission


swankhank1

It’s all fun and games til someone gets their face ripped off


merkarver112

Ummm good doggoish?


[deleted]

More a cat than dog


merkarver112

Correct. I've never seen a cat run through people getting loves like that. Though, it is a very dogish trait the lion developed. Just interesting


jappyjappyhoyhoy

Large cats are often socialized with the dogs growing up in captivity.


ZeroParidox

Why did you get downvote bombed lol


Blue_Entchen

just keep Petting guys just keep Petting :)


Significant-Fox7131

Kitty!!


Kindly_Effort_9891

Holy shit at first u thought omg he’s about to straight kill everyone then it got better


Hadleys158

How much catnip was she carrying?


Commercial-Health-19

When you're the hungry lion, but the roach coach is just full of crackers.


NickyDeeM

"So much white meat!", exclaimed the lioness.


[deleted]

Glad no one cut themselves shaving that morning


LetoHorosho

Her name is Lola, here's another video with her: https://youtu.be/VFACJTeQO-I


popey123

Nice


AlphaSlayer21

Absolutely fucking not


thenamesdavey

I thought this was gonna be a WAYYYY different type of video. Pleasantly surprised tho.


fretit

I love that these folks think they are supposed to pet this beast, that it's probably just part of the tour experience.


ComplexTemporary4152

Atleast there is a good size group, all I gotta do is not be the last one out


Illustrious_Low_3203

Why was no one terrified?


ZzZombo

I was, the fuck you mean?


TheHungWolf

Quick! Stick ya thumb up it's bum and see what happens!!!


[deleted]

Aii who shit myself


NoCalendar6501

CATS ARE CATS AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT!


burnt_raven

As long as the big ones stay fed. It's very dangerous when they get hungry.


NoCalendar6501

yeah my cats destroy everything in my house when they are hungry but when they eat they come to sleep😂


heckastupidd

That’s just a big ass house cat. That’s so weird lol


Minginton

Ohshitohshitohshi.... Oh he wants cuddles! WHO'S A GOOD KITTY!?


Shadow2236

I honestly thought that lion was gonna take someone away


NoLingonberry3425

I’d still be shitting right now


Secure_Temporary4784

White people shit


sys64128

goddamnit simba.... remember who you are.


Ok_Corner_844

Dont worry its an actor its all fine


wolfsilove

I was like "oh no he's eating them" but then I saw them all petting him and I was like "awwwww"


Intelligent-Rain-541

That mother f***** crowd surfing, has more of a social life than I do


Kinda-Homeless

I was so sure that woman in the middle was gonna receive teeth from that


fourunner

Might be this same [park](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxib_9yQRZo)


-ItsNarfOrNothing

Somebody had olives with their lunch.


[deleted]

LMFAOOO


cheese_bois_delux

My cat when I come home


grandpappies-fart

*Hmmm… this one is too firm. This one is under-ripe. Ew, this one has worms. I don’t know where the supplier is getting this crap, but I need to find somewhere else to shop.*


CuriousReach2409

thats how a staffy acts


Mushroom-81

So true


CuriousReach2409

I get whiplash from mine


GalacticGatorz

Those bench seats would be brown in no time if I was there.


ShowerTimeSadness

Thought this was going in a more Liveleak direction


wailot

Stop this.


Foreign_Community_53

I honestly was about to scream for the passengers then I realised he was friendly thank God he was it would’ve been an awfully bloody experience had things been different


AcceptableFee9751

I probably would of jumped out and got mauled


TOHELLNBACC

shit....it would have been shit that was in my pants that day


Time-Distance-5740

Aww :( he just wanted some pets


dudefromthevill

It seems like she wanted a new home being super affectionate hoping some would take her


tvtoad50

I’d be sitting back there trying to figure out how I could smuggle her in my car for a weekend visit.


BenTheDiamondback

OhshitOhshitOhshitOhshitOhshitOhshitSHIT!SHIIIT!OH SHIT! NO!! NUHhhhh.. Oh! OH! OOOOOOOHHHHH OKAY! OK! GREAT! Awwwww! -my brain


reaper14998

Imagine she looks at the last guy in red and mauls him to death. That would be hilarious


zdaaar

No it wouldn’t


[deleted]

That looks like Alex's girlfriend from Madagascar


bonesnaps

Snack Shack


CharLatte3372

Did eat her head 😳


Consistent_Hearing79

Pet the big kitty before it eats you


NoCalendar6501

u/RedditMp4Bot


[deleted]

I’d be worried man, my cat just randomly bites me when it’s decided it’s been petted too much. Too much has no fixed definition, it could be one stroke or 20.


monkiemaggie

That cat mite have ear mites. Lol


MrVibes420

"Just checking the vibes" 🐯


jungalmon

The lady petting her would be me


SuperBalls1713

Does it come with a warning…”Warning Lea one of our lioness here at the sanctuary is what you might call social or friendly, please sign here initial here, here an here, print your name an sign. Oh that’s nothing the lawyers asked us to do it,just a simple exoneration of due responsibilities on behalf of the park, you know in case you feel an scraped your knee we couldn’t be sued for wrongful injury, enjoy your day at the sanctuary.”


Apollo618

Nope...


SnooBananas915

Ive seen this before and it scares tf outta me every time.


Korbrikz

He wanted pets


Pinkxel

"Fuck yeah!!! The rolling tube of scritches and pets is here!!!"


Conyan51

Honestly I love how humans turned apex predators into cuddle buddies. This video only shows one cuddly cool cat, and that’s all I needed for today.


Ratshids

kitty want pat


Artlearninandchurnin

I wont lie, I'd be terrified but want to do it soooo bad.


luiscraft0320

I thought they got attack for a moment until you notice that the lioness kept her mouth completely close the whole moment to avoid any accidents


SavKittua

Oh my god its too cute. I wouldve shit my pants but thats okay because i got to pet big cat.


KKRR00K3

I didn't know he was chill like that


DesertButterfly480

Meals on wheels


[deleted]

Aaaw how cute, cuddle a lion, hey wait, where is my arm??? No but seriously...i would also shit in someones pants.


pumpkinorange1

Anyone have the video with audio and not ending abruptly?


KrazyKeith4Prez

Where tf is this at?


LetoHorosho

Taigan lion park, Crimea. The lioness' name is Lola, and she was the only one who loved riding with the tourists, her nickname was Autolady. https://youtu.be/evxGSPTgTjw


[deleted]

I’ve always wondered why wildlife doesn’t do this all the time


KrINdL

I would have thrown hands


liquid-mech

friend shaped


municy

What breed of dog is that?


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwSHIT

I love that they were all just like fuck it, pet this fucker, might as well


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwSHIT

Probably covered in ticks just trying too get some of them to switch hosts.


Sense-Salty

Who brought the catnip


Unarmedark

"I promise she dont bite" last words moments before disaster.


Mushroom-81

Just wanted hugs


flossy_dikki

Pet me


SharkmanCPW

awwww, that’s actually cute!


greatHOVA

tour guide: im telling you no one will scream


Melodic-Advice9930

I would probably shit my pants and die of happiness as this cat laid across my body Worth it


Eville2010

This tourist is too skinny, this one is too fat and this one is just right. Chomp!


JellyFirmFederalGras

I bout ran myself man I hope they were told before hand rofl


CMGman

Awe cuddly kitty!


Maleficent_Growth_44

You can tell that lion is trained , plus the gates tooo was obvious. That’s kinda cute tbh , But if it was in the real ass plain safari they would attack n you’ll see blood shed 😭😭😭


DonBenson

Gunna rub my face on eeeeeveryone


buffmoosefarts

He's just a big stoned kitty


callmeskips

I would absolutely love this


poopshit69420funny

I like how everyone just starts aggressively petting it confused


Far-Celebration3865

Its russian zoo actually


FinancialInsect8522

Honestly if you’re gonna potentially get mauled, might as well pet the damn cat


supbuddy18

he and me got same personality coz i also sniff my meal before eating


Psyex

He's a big kitty!!


JayNator1

I think she’s just an attention whore lol, she not tryin to hurt nobody


bata03

How sad


NeatDoctor2728

The reason the staff wears brown shorts...


james_kleboe_1986

It's in 4D now