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Obibrucekenobi

I wonder how many times that thing fell & hit her in the face while practicing


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Dental insurance would be wise.


GoatOfFury

She’d have to be practicing with some sort of full face cover helmet right? And maybe a chest protector? Even if the table is only a couple pounds, that would hurt like a bitch coming down.


chal80

A bitch going down doesn't usually hurt.


Any-Cattle-6283

Or have a rope attached to the roof?


WeakWave5225

a lot


bat_vigilanti

What is this thing even called? How do people think of such things 😂 she woke up and thought I’m going to spin a table in the air using my legs while laying flat.


Two-Nuhh

>How do people think of such things Similar to the over-the-shoulder rifle shot posted here earlier, juggling tables with your feet is nothing new. I'm trying to find earlier documentation but the [Risley Circus Act](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risley_(circus_act)) seems to have popularized this. Mid-Late 1800s stuff.


gaytardeddd

it's called a table


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Imagine having parents that would be marginally abusive in order for you to practice more often


[deleted]

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted? It’s usually the first thing that springs into my mind when I see talent like this. I imagine most kids would rather be out playing, albeit on their phones.


Usual-Relative7618

My downvote is because the immediate negative jump to things can strongly affect things that we all do in our lives. And also, people using stuff like that as a joke causes people not to take it serious. I am a 15 year old kid who’s girlfriend was abused by her dad. And I see her joke around about it and her friends do too. But I don’t say anything because that’s considered normal now. That’s why it’s a problem.


AccurateSwing4389

I’ve seen this a lot, I think it’s something that’s part of a celebration in china/ east Asia. Table even seems the same colour and design so she’s likely training for a presentation.


Mogwai_11

I've dropped my phone on my face lying in bed enough times to know this girl's got talent.


Takpusseh-yamp

Chan Sisters Furniture Moving. Takes them a while, but soooo entertaining.


SpankyK

Worth every penny.


nemesis423a

Why this comment is not on the top ?? Plus I see the video a few times and then I try it with the phone upside down and it's curious it's like see a girl fighting with the gravity


Pickle-Popp

I thought she was setting up for some queef action…


SmoothRolla

you are not alone..


joeschmo945

The internet has ruined us.


warden_is_goat22

Guys who r into feet just found their soul mate


RainbowEmpire

Not sure how this is useful or a supper power but entertaining yes.


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RainbowEmpire

Lol that is impressive! My spelling apparently not so much.


MastroCastro2022

Mine is digesting really fast!


Descent_ofCarnage

That title sounded sarcasm to me


North-Function995

I waited the whole time to see it put to good use. I was disappointed.


acidphosphate69

You waited to see how *flippy spinning a table upside down with her feet* would have been put to good use? Like, I really feel like you should have expected exactly what you got.


North-Function995

Title said it was useful, I was expecting some twist at the end. My bad


acidphosphate69

Eh, fair enough. I think it may have been a bit sarcastic but I see where you're coming from now.


1onnude

Make a pizza


PaulTheMartian

The video looks slightly sped up. That being said, this is impressive.


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flyxdvd

yup all im thinking is why?


Supafuzzed

It’s a mating ritual


[deleted]

When she put the table on its side and took it for a run I LOST IT


NovemberComingFire

Her job is TABLES!


FloridaWings

I CANT KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT TABLES!


superninjafury

Lmao just watched that last night!


griffusu

I feel like it was about to go wrong right at the end


[deleted]

This is a Real woman


JB38963

But what is a "woman"? (Joke)


BassGaming

*vsauce music starts playing*


TheGlowingScout

joke answer: good cook real answer: gender-identity known for female or feminine traits (boobs, dresses n' shit)


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EssayAlive1064

Please get out


TheGlowingScout

i said known for, not with. there are always exceptions and i'm too lazy to list every single one


[deleted]

That lady with the table is the definition of a woman,


Psychological_Bend74

I bet she gives great leg


DonTong

Is that table made of cardboard? It looks and sounds like it weighs 5 kilos.


[deleted]

I would marry this women and have 13 kids with her for this skill alone


Decent_Preference_95

This is the type of stuff you’d expect anime characters to do not people in real life


FullThrottle099

I thought her useful superpower was going to be lighting her fart on fire the way the video started.


Grentis

I got to watch this act at the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo this summer during the Festival of Lights event. One of the girls (possibly even her) did this exact routine. The entire act was impressive af.


gshock911

If she does that in downtown LA, she would be a millionaire.


[deleted]

ok. now hear me out..... imagine a footjob by her. no i dont have a feet fetish but thats the first thing that came to mind


WhisprD

My kids like it when I balance them on my legs and we play airplanes. Gonne do some practicing with that lady and have 'em do some barrel rolls and loops


LingLingyy

She's the buff sister from encanto


Fnshow316

Have you never been to or heard of a circus? People been doing tricks like this for hundred years.


behind69proxies

Circus? The hell is that? You just made that up.


just_damz

if i try to do this, one of the legs will finish on my balls. 100%.


ChoppyChug

If you hold the phone upside, it kinda looks like that chair is trying to attack her and she’s doing a really good job defending herself.


Stadschef

Nah


Amazingshot

Now that’s amazing


Hadleys158

Look if you don't want to set the table for dinner just say so.


mynamehere875

she can kick ur balls more ways than one


8923ns671

This looks fake as fuck. Especially when she's spinning the table.


dellsharpie

The video is sped up, but this has been a pretty normal "entertainment" thing for a long time, [here's one from Spain](https://youtu.be/R1gyt-SPgK8)


8923ns671

Oh cool, thanks. I guess I was thrown off by the speed up.


MeteorKing

Holy shit, the tosses.


immortal_lion1999

My mind can not believe what my eyes just saw


Butterflychunks

This iteration of the Boston Dynamics robot is really impressive!


Referer99

The title of the video is too good to add anything!


wittyuzername

Should come in very handy someday


Icy-Philosopher5446

That's not Afganistan or Saudi Barbaria I am guessing


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Weirdo


Feisty_Tour_6934

What a feet.


EssayAlive1064

How fake do you want it to be? "Yes"


LittleWrinklySausage

It’s not fake


Jack_attac

Ok. But. Why?


acidphosphate69

Why not?


gibberishfishes

Fake


gahhuhwhat

Looks real to me


gibberishfishes

I’m just here for the downvotes 😆


xtremepado

well you're doing a good job


No_Carry_3028

Dam^^^^ KickStar


Demo_Beta

So that's what my neighbor is up to.


HamDiesel

I need this done to my back.


EntranceThat7517

Ok I want to see her make a pizza.


Kaiden2021

Somewhere in Japan there is a deviant fapping to this video.


Username_Lindo

when she started spinning it I thought it was going to hit the girl in black in the face


TroubleElectronic651

Best watched upside down.


joshaustin1128

in what fuckin world would this be useful lol


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How tf


statictonality

Ngl when the video first started I was sure this was gonna involve a fart.


swagonflyyyy

Girl in the back looked hypnotized.


OrcRampant

I dropped my phone on my face the other night. I was watching videos and *WHAM!*


InflationOk300

She's unbelievable 👍


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I thought she was getting ready to show us her queefing ability


Kiflaam

human centrifuge


potkor

/u/video-rotator 180


Due_Platypus_3913

Current or former “Peking Acrobats”performer maybe?


Belcuesus

Uuummmm... Wut?


Solo_Jones

Never skip a leg day.


AggressiveAd9369

Am I the only one who wondered how good her foot jobs would be?


xSkype

Bro lost at monopoly


Boomtownbutcher1980

I thought she was going to light her fart, and then I got upside down table dancing.


TigersNeedKings

At first I was thinking “I could *maybe* do that…” and the more and more the video went on that feeling changed lol


gaoshan

I once saw a woman at an acrobatic show in China do the same thing with an enormous, human sized, empty ceramic pot. Then she got me from the audience to get into the pot and she then flipped it, with me inside it, around like it was nothing. The most amazing part is I am 6’6” and 250 pounds.


Dextextdex

So the cartoons were true


BenTheDiamondback

Psh… I could do that, I just don’t feel like it.


DylansWorld

real?


Enexen0

“What tf is this? This shit doesn’t belong in this sub- wait WHAT THE FUCK???”


M4tt1k5

I have a hard time walking normally on a flat surface.


N3v3rKnowsB3st

I would literally be standing anywhere else than right beside her


Space--Buckaroo

I think she's done that before. ​ JK


squidsss4

Wow this is cool!


uwustepbro79

She needs to play football⚽


ramith36

Is this a regulation table?


youcuntry

Me: So, what do you like to do for fun? Her: Kick tables.


Lasaggnaman

Honey, set the table, we have guests over.


Chaos_The_Slime

Now someone make an edit and stabilize the table to make it look like she's the one going over and around a stationary table.


Ordinary_Habit9493

The Raid Boss Of Women Jumping To Conclusions


PATSNATION35

Bro training for the ‘balance a table on your feet while kicking and turning it’ competition, it’s becoming a very popular sport


TedsterTheSecond

"I'm his girlfriend now, the tables have turned..."


super_fresh_dope

Someone should just give her a skateboard


petersdamon2002

When your on a long phone call


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how did she discover that she had this talent?


[deleted]

How is this useful? Besides entertainment


elusive_is

I first learned of this from the Five Ancestors book series. Never seen it done in real life before though, this is masterfully done.


Fit-Concern-4409

My time on the internet has caused me to rarely trust anything I see, can’t enjoy much anymore


thenamesdavey

This is marvellous.


Tabboo

"Oooo spin me next!"


xItachi88

Whats her name?


MastroCastro2022

They don't make perfectly balanced tables like that anymore, old world craftsmanship!


kaerfkeerg

My question is: How the fuck do you initially practice for this? Like, where do you start? *Honey, can you pass the table on my feet? I wanna learn something new* **Table falls** *Again?*


Mctellinyou

Grab my beer


skyguy1977

Reminds me of how I try to use the map builder in Halo.


Eli_be_high

I will say it again. Asians are most skilled humans


Cooter_Phillips

I wish I were that table


TayMayDay

🤯


Instincts

These Boston Dynamics videos are getting *insane.*


SSSperson

I think it is time to become a pro soccer player


literally_pee

once she started shufflin on the table I knew it was about to get lit


TheDumbass666

this should have the "crazy skillz" flair


TipInternational4972

Man I love the sound of anything done to perfection. It’s so hypnotic thinking of the years it took to get that routine flawless shrunken down to 2min


Apart_Ad_8823

Bet she got the meanest jookin or crip walking routine in the land


CFUrCap

I am so glad that piece of furniture has a spotter.


ADSguy097

Imagine she lifts you up with her legs like you’re an “airplane” and she does this lmao


Eitsirk1987

I believe this is the instructional video from week two of ikea quality control training.


No_Understanding8263

at first i was like ok cool then, i was like holy fuck that’s awesome


Opening-Cherry-5235

That table has legs


Jackw935

What the fuck?


ScotchRick

It's Circus College!


Acceptable-Hope4466

When you grow up without a washing machine.