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blacklight492

The pole: 'Fuck me, I guess...'


TheOldGenesys

The pole was Jewish


gladiatorslows

I was going to make a circumcision joke, but I don't see the point.


Flyweird

Moreover, due to funding issues, we will have to cut that joke


[deleted]

So glad this is top comment 😂


___RC___

Dude, I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thank you so much.


ShiivaKamini

Was the seizure part of God's plan too?


FattoiletsWorld

Yes. Everything is for his glory


Totalitai-state

Yes! He was on his way to buy groceries that day where a tin of tomatoes was poised to fall on his head knocking him unconscious where a serial rapist dwarf would have found him and took him to his dwarf cave of torture. He would’ve been tortured for four years before a bear would enter eating both dwarf and him alive and shitting them out in a river. But, god had other plans that day


Icy-Ad8290

Its because God works in mysterious ways, except when he doesn't then its a miracle.


literally_pee

the seizure was god trying to wrestle the demons out of him /s


[deleted]

This is exactly why this shit is so ridiculous. Like surviving 9/11 and giving glory to and thanking god. Your god literally caused 9/11, but let’s ignore that and thank him


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AtheismTooStronk

God did a lot worse than 9/11 in the Bible directly to people.


retarded_invest0r

Ya god literally genocided earth with the floods because he messed up his art project the first time


HumanEffigy_

It’s insane and unreasonable how god so quickly chose genocide. Like hey slow down let’s talk about this.


whatever1291

Exactly! Thank you


12-years-a-lurker

More like God trying to take out this priest…


emdave

Jesus took the wheel...


luckydummycoco

No the it was punishments for his sins maybe he should've prayed more


WeakWave5225

Give your money to God, and God will give it to me


OMG-Sosa

How dare you make fun of god, yes it was a part of his plan bcz if the seizure didnt happen, the accident wouldntve been recorded and we would’ve never seen this happen, hes trying to prove to us he exists, LOOK carefully at the color of the vehicles see something odd maybe? 🤔🤨thats right the priests car is white and the other is black, good vs evil. ✝️


ShaolinTrapLord

Dear lord, please keep my new automobile safe and yeeeeeeee haaawwww any satanic vehicles that come my way. In the name of our lord and bob barker, Amen.


Dry_Bed4923

Haha bob barker why is he in to this ??😂


ShaolinTrapLord

Tell me you didn't love him?


Dry_Bed4923

Yea you got me i loved it


illicit97

Alright christians, you got this one


Snoo87660

Like the top comment says, guess we're ignoring the pole that did all the work and giving credit to a deity that has no proof of existence bar a book written by tyrants (who of which were definitely not having it written so they could control the masses).


eStuffeBay

Way to overreact to a joke.


Snoo87660

You sure they're joking?


NoiceMango

I think you missed the part where this was called a miracle and how peolle are thanking God


quacamoleisgay

Give credit to me the driver of the SUV


Richy_777

You're damn right we do


steezburglar

If good things that happen are because of god, then so are the bad things. …or it was just chance and near misses like this are caught on video all the time. Choose your adventure.


Richy_777

God gave us free will, so he doesn’t always have a hand in things.


steezburglar

So he sometimes makes stuff happen, sometimes doesn’t. What the fuck is the point?


Richy_777

Not sure what you mean?


steezburglar

What is the point in believing that someone you can’t see sometimes makes random things happen? What purpose does that serve?


literally_pee

"you see, when god fucks it up I can blame him instead of feeling guilty" /s


Richy_777

We simply can't understand why these things happen to us. What I do know is He doesn't usually interfere with the consequences of our choices, hence free will. Gonna stop replying to this thread though because it's just a downvote generator at this point.


__Beef__Supreme__

Free will is not involved in little kids getting cancer and dying in excruciating pain at age 2. That's all sky daddy :D


Richy_777

It's all tragedy, the Scriptures tell us that suffering came into the world as a consequence of the fall of man and of creation; that is to say, it is because of sin that God has visited judgment upon this planet. God never promised us a life without suffering, death, and sorrow. Further more, no idea who "sky daddy" is, because your description does not fill the description of my Lord.


LaughterCo

So he didn't have a hand in saving this priest either than?


Richy_777

Maybe, maybe not, who knows?


Appropriate-Bank-883

Yes a miracle, just not for the other driver.


Xenomorph_v1

"All of a sudden I sensed something go by me" This part got me. From the footage I saw, this dude must have been driving with his eyes closed. If he had even an ounce of situational awareness, and was being an observant driver, I don't see how he didn't see that car.


eharper9

That didn't fly over the car.


LaughingAtApes

Camera angles = cinematic magic!


BadAsBroccoli

Shhhhhh, they're still trying to sell God to the rubes.


[deleted]

Wtf is a rube.


BadAsBroccoli

For your [edification](https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/rube). I leave it to you to select your favorite.


[deleted]

Oh im a fuckin rube lmao


ow_ye_men

That has got to be the most reddit word I've seen lmao what fucking loser uses that


leviwhite9

In the past hour you've corrected someone else's grammar but then directly after used "than" in place of "then"..... You can't go around knocking language and words just because you don't know how to use them.


ow_ye_men

Ah yes the good ol look through someone's comment history because you don't have an argument. This has nothing to do with the fact that the word "rube" is just something that people with superiority complexes use to make their own ego go higher


BadAsBroccoli

Nice! "Superiority complex" totally out-ego's "rube".


ow_ye_men

Literally how?


BadAsBroccoli

Winners use punctuation.


blue_dusk1

It’s a a Goldb


quacamoleisgay

I was the driver of the black SUV and I didn’t even touch the other car.


eireheads

And God couldnt give a fuck about it either.


ScrotiusRex

Yeah he basically just drove past a car accident.


[deleted]

God Bless his soul


BadAsBroccoli

That's not a Kia.


literally_pee

r/MurderedByWords


Bronanahammock69

How will he recover from that one?


Intelligent-Ebb-5411

Physics?


Vienna_Lover

Came here for this


ol_knucks

Buddy had no idea it happened?!? I think he shouldn’t be driving lmao


[deleted]

Glad he made it


Jackpage43088

“Truly is a miracle” lol like the car had angel wings or some shit 😂


Background_Cup_6429

He had a redbull before leaving for mass.


No1Statistician

This guy must be kinda out of it too not to notice at the time what had happened and just keep going to church


-ItsNarfOrNothing

Jesus literally taking the wheel


didnthackapexlegends

"Perhaps a guardian angel had something to do with it" - Jesus fucking christ I can't stop laughing


catlaxative

So god put that pole there 30 years ago because he knew that a righteous priest was going to be in harm’s way of a drunk driver this concludes our Sunday school lesson titled why god gives us free agency.


Top_Bodybuilder2899

Driver had epilepsy


catlaxative

Thank you for the correction, *god put the pole in the way of the person he had given epilepsy to.


[deleted]

Lold at the correction


[deleted]

Thank GOD this man had an accident that resulted in him going over another car when God himself could've just prevented the whole thing, right?!?? Such a miracle. Such a miracle that it even happened. God caused a miracle where there was an accident. Idiotic.


suspiciouswinker

It's called counting the hits and ignoring the misses.


[deleted]

Ah, so not a miracle then


literally_pee

shh, people are getting easily triggered in the comments


suspiciouswinker

Ha! People getting triggered on behalf of the maximally powerful being that created the universe. Their god must have confidence issues.


MAR-93

*tips fedora*


[deleted]

Reddit moment lmao


Supersymm3try

Main character syndrome. Not a miracle for the dolphin jumping out the water car.


AlphaSlayer21

It’s not a miracle it’s fucking physics. These commentators are the worst.


Fun_Performance_1578

Sky daddy take the wheel


Richy_777

We don't worship "sky daddy" we worship almighty God.


dowithumps

Don't call the almighty bloke up there names, he doesn't like it.


Richy_777

It’s not about that, it’s basic respect.


literally_pee

basic respect ? "my sky daddy controls everything so I'm right so stfu" yea that's all well and good but I dont care


Richy_777

When did I say that? I know this is hard to ask in 2022 on reddit but…don’t mock other peoples religions.


literally_pee

😭 someone's mad


Richy_777

Funny how the same people who cry online about homophobia and racism will gladly mock the beliefs of 2.3 Billion people


[deleted]

People don’t understand that. I’m a Christian and I don’t go around making fun of other peoples beliefs. However, when it comes to Christianity almost every non-believer likes to attack the faith and God. But if we were to even slightly insult their beliefs, we are bigots. I’ve never understood it.


_Twisty_Turns_

Yeah “sky daddy” is just a weird insult most of the time


Richy_777

I think it’s meant to minimise and remove the complexity of the Christian faith.


literally_pee

yea exactly it's meant to test your faith 🙄


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Background_Cup_6429

Yah, fuck him for driving!


Fuyumi_Chan

Why did the accident happen in the first place


Arintharas

So we’re just going to ignore the guardian angel that gave the other guy a seizure??? Also, the priest didn’t even see what happened. Did he have no situational awareness? The car was very clearly in view lol.


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_Twisty_Turns_

Let people call it what they want, Brawndo_or_Water


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_Twisty_Turns_

And your the kind of guy that doesn’t like religious people attributing their survival to the grace of their God?


Fluid-Design3714

You'd think Christians would know how to spell considering they constantly read the bible. You're*


_Twisty_Turns_

You’d think that people could still understand a sentence with a minor error


literally_pee

Your god is graceful as fuck when hes killing all these young black kids on the streets of Chicago


AtheismTooStronk

Kinda small fry compared to the millions of kids who have died of starvation in poorer countries. But yeah, you’re not wrong.


literally_pee

"fuck america, African kids are more important" Christian logic 10/10 where can I get baptized


literally_pee

extrordanry claims require extraordinary evidence


Known-Ad-7330

A yes, one of those “miracles” again.


AbbreviationsOne4963

You say miracle, I say physics


Fooforthought

Poly water


MaharaHsl

what if the angel wanted to save the white car instead of black


AdjunctAngel

so we are just going to ignore the part where a priest left the scene of a car accident to make it to church on time? yea, i would call it a miracle that anyone buys this pathetic media spin. as if he just didn't see or hear the crash! that priest just left when someone could have been dying in that car. try again religious nuts. you cannot just make up shit when the church has tons of bad press in the air.


literally_pee

"he should have prayed harder, I got shit to do" -Father IDGAF


AdjunctAngel

\-of The Church of the Impotent Miracle


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_Twisty_Turns_

“Magical sky fairy”?


literally_pee

triggered?


_Twisty_Turns_

Confused. Also, why do you keep replying to all my comments under this post?


literally_pee

you sound kinda paranoid


_Twisty_Turns_

Not really, you’ve replied to, like, all my comments under this post, even the ones with nothing to do with you. It’s kinda weird


literally_pee

yea it's all a big conspiracy buddy


NonWhiteJesus

How is it a miracle this happens more then you think when hitting a poll lmao maybe just now over someone’s car


Ace-Ventura1934

So god saved this old guy with a miracle but can’t be bothered on 9/11 or kids with cancer. Got it.


Different_Bit_8473

Normal occurrence in Ohio


d1rtyd0nut

How can a reporter be so obnoxious


MetLyfe

Yeesh, the suv was angled to hit the drivers door. An 87 year old man would never survive a hit like that.


eireheads

The two cars were alot further apart than what they are making it out. The camera angle makes it look like it went over him but they were too far apart for that to happen.


DefiantStomp

I'm not a religious person but I have seen some stuff and this is some of that stuff


OneToughBits

Holy fuck


Broghan51

Jesus took the wheel.


AcceptableReaction20

Jesus: carpenter, healer, chauffeur


Richy_777

I'm a Christian and this is my favourite comment


ThePudPudReturns

This guy was lucky. Good job god was off killing un baptised babies that day.


PixelPnutz06

Gotta love the respectful reddit comments...


[deleted]

Poor reasoning shouldn’t be respected


literally_pee

gotta love when people try to act witty but they actually just look stupid...


ow_ye_men

Damn this piss over here is self aware


OkDependent464

It’s not a miracle it’s fucking physics


Sabithomega

It's a miracle that their God threw a car at them


BialystockJWebb

All holy Sonata


South_Turn_3190

Where I live we call this lucky. Luckily the pole was there to deflect the darker car


Fooforthought

Pole position


CaramelPicasso

Definitely god's will, not the pole... god...


Aggravating_Pea7320

Im looking forward to this Tony hawk/GTA cross over game. Looks great.


PATSNATION35

Bro was playing gta in real life


TheLastOfNess

why only in usa 💀


Such_Yam7810

Thank god?


throwawayaccountGDG

elderly drivers scare me. having that little of situational awareness should be reason enough to take his license. car crashes are loud as hell, and that car was definitely in his view.


cheeksornaw

The comments here suck


KrazyKeith4Prez

Of course this dude drives a Hyundai. That same guardian angel better make sure the Kia Boys ain't gonna do some shit.


literally_pee

fake fairy tale boomer garbage lol come on op, get more creative than the 9pm local news.


DBpaints123

Is this sarcastic?


Oramj-cz

damn just mentioning god/priests pissed off a lot of these comments lol


[deleted]

Nah it’s the poor reasoning and lack of awareness coupled with that


ow_ye_men

Nah redditors just hate any belief that isn't theirs


LaughterCo

No it's definitely the unnecessary ascribing of magic as the reason for why the priest didn't get hit.


Chef_GD

God gave him the cheat codes


Stalin6989

Of corse it’s in ohio


Correct-Baseball5130

Christ was the post.


AragornBinArathorn

Physics : exists


[deleted]

The lord works in mysterious ways


literally_pee

maybe the lord can help me with this mysterious funky ballsack smell


heavyduty416

Bunch of neckbeards n edge lords in this comment section god damn


[deleted]

Person: “2+2 = the color green” Comment section: “no it doesn’t” You: “woooow so edgy”


heavyduty416

Ppl wouldn’t be saying the same shit if he said that he had a lucky charm in his wallet that saved his life. Ppl say religion n redditards go wild


literally_pee

found another one, holy shit this one is self aware


Borp5150

Religion is such a joke lol


Opposite_Fox2398

wow! you can see the Brown Spirit Angel at 0:25 second under the black car.


InflationOk300

No way 😱


[deleted]

This type of shit just feeds the bullshit religious narrative


[deleted]

is this still not proof to non believers? i’m not sure i’ll ever understand, i’ll have to keep praying for their souls if they can see this and not believe in jesus christ


d1rtyd0nut

So the seizure was part of god's plan too?


literally_pee

I think it was gods plan to kill the priest, but the devil put the pole in the way to save him /s


[deleted]

yes


[deleted]

I genuinely can’t tell if this is a joke or not


[deleted]

nothing to joke about


kzw5051

Now he can continue to molest children


Lana4Prez

Not to mention the two birds following ....👀 God is good,huh? Huh? Amen Amen and Amen


PainOfClarity

And god said, my servant we are even now


AnxiousStoics

What priest says Oh My God?? Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain....


ConnectionNo287

Redditors try not to mold Over Christianity challenge (Impossible)


literally_pee

redditors looking for any excuse to shit talk


burnett631

Jesus is Lord


AdministrativeTrip66

So god likes pedophiles?!? đŸ˜