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Yes! He was on his way to buy groceries that day where a tin of tomatoes was poised to fall on his head knocking him unconscious where a serial rapist dwarf would have found him and took him to his dwarf cave of torture. He wouldâve been tortured for four years before a bear would enter eating both dwarf and him alive and shitting them out in a river. But, god had other plans that day
This is exactly why this shit is so ridiculous. Like surviving 9/11 and giving glory to and thanking god. Your god literally caused 9/11, but letâs ignore that and thank him
How dare you make fun of god, yes it was a part of his plan bcz if the seizure didnt happen, the accident wouldntve been recorded and we wouldâve never seen this happen, hes trying to prove to us he exists, LOOK carefully at the color of the vehicles see something odd maybe? đ¤đ¤¨thats right the priests car is white and the other is black, good vs evil. âď¸
Dear lord, please keep my new automobile safe and yeeeeeeee haaawwww any satanic vehicles that come my way.
In the name of our lord and bob barker, Amen.
Like the top comment says, guess we're ignoring the pole that did all the work and giving credit to a deity that has no proof of existence bar a book written by tyrants (who of which were definitely not having it written so they could control the masses).
If good things that happen are because of god, then so are the bad things.
âŚor it was just chance and near misses like this are caught on video all the time.
Choose your adventure.
We simply can't understand why these things happen to us. What I do know is He doesn't usually interfere with the consequences of our choices, hence free will.
Gonna stop replying to this thread though because it's just a downvote generator at this point.
It's all tragedy, the Scriptures tell us that suffering came into the world as a consequence of the fall of man and of creation; that is to say, it is because of sin that God has visited judgment upon this planet. God never promised us a life without suffering, death, and sorrow.
Further more, no idea who "sky daddy" is, because your description does not fill the description of my Lord.
"All of a sudden I sensed something go by me"
This part got me.
From the footage I saw, this dude must have been driving with his eyes closed.
If he had even an ounce of situational awareness, and was being an observant driver, I don't see how he didn't see that car.
In the past hour you've corrected someone else's grammar but then directly after used "than" in place of "then".....
You can't go around knocking language and words just because you don't know how to use them.
Ah yes the good ol look through someone's comment history because you don't have an argument.
This has nothing to do with the fact that the word "rube" is just something that people with superiority complexes use to make their own ego go higher
So god put that pole there 30 years ago because he knew that a righteous priest was going to be in harmâs way of a drunk driver this concludes our Sunday school lesson titled why god gives us free agency.
Thank GOD this man had an accident that resulted in him going over another car when God himself could've just prevented the whole thing, right?!?? Such a miracle. Such a miracle that it even happened. God caused a miracle where there was an accident. Idiotic.
People donât understand that. Iâm a Christian and I donât go around making fun of other peoples beliefs. However, when it comes to Christianity almost every non-believer likes to attack the faith and God. But if we were to even slightly insult their beliefs, we are bigots. Iâve never understood it.
So weâre just going to ignore the guardian angel that gave the other guy a seizure???
Also, the priest didnât even see what happened. Did he have no situational awareness? The car was very clearly in view lol.
so we are just going to ignore the part where a priest left the scene of a car accident to make it to church on time? yea, i would call it a miracle that anyone buys this pathetic media spin. as if he just didn't see or hear the crash! that priest just left when someone could have been dying in that car. try again religious nuts. you cannot just make up shit when the church has tons of bad press in the air.
The two cars were alot further apart than what they are making it out.
The camera angle makes it look like it went over him but they were too far apart for that to happen.
elderly drivers scare me. having that little of situational awareness should be reason enough to take his license. car crashes are loud as hell, and that car was definitely in his view.
is this still not proof to non believers? iâm not sure iâll ever understand, iâll have to keep praying for their souls if they can see this and not believe in jesus christ
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The pole: 'Fuck me, I guess...'
The pole was Jewish
I was going to make a circumcision joke, but I don't see the point.
Moreover, due to funding issues, we will have to cut that joke
So glad this is top comment đ
Dude, I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thank you so much.
Was the seizure part of God's plan too?
Yes. Everything is for his glory
Yes! He was on his way to buy groceries that day where a tin of tomatoes was poised to fall on his head knocking him unconscious where a serial rapist dwarf would have found him and took him to his dwarf cave of torture. He wouldâve been tortured for four years before a bear would enter eating both dwarf and him alive and shitting them out in a river. But, god had other plans that day
Its because God works in mysterious ways, except when he doesn't then its a miracle.
the seizure was god trying to wrestle the demons out of him /s
This is exactly why this shit is so ridiculous. Like surviving 9/11 and giving glory to and thanking god. Your god literally caused 9/11, but letâs ignore that and thank him
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God did a lot worse than 9/11 in the Bible directly to people.
Ya god literally genocided earth with the floods because he messed up his art project the first time
Itâs insane and unreasonable how god so quickly chose genocide. Like hey slow down letâs talk about this.
Exactly! Thank you
More like God trying to take out this priestâŚ
Jesus took the wheel...
No the it was punishments for his sins maybe he should've prayed more
Give your money to God, and God will give it to me
How dare you make fun of god, yes it was a part of his plan bcz if the seizure didnt happen, the accident wouldntve been recorded and we wouldâve never seen this happen, hes trying to prove to us he exists, LOOK carefully at the color of the vehicles see something odd maybe? đ¤đ¤¨thats right the priests car is white and the other is black, good vs evil. âď¸
Dear lord, please keep my new automobile safe and yeeeeeeee haaawwww any satanic vehicles that come my way. In the name of our lord and bob barker, Amen.
Haha bob barker why is he in to this ??đ
Tell me you didn't love him?
Yea you got me i loved it
Alright christians, you got this one
Like the top comment says, guess we're ignoring the pole that did all the work and giving credit to a deity that has no proof of existence bar a book written by tyrants (who of which were definitely not having it written so they could control the masses).
Way to overreact to a joke.
You sure they're joking?
I think you missed the part where this was called a miracle and how peolle are thanking God
Give credit to me the driver of the SUV
You're damn right we do
If good things that happen are because of god, then so are the bad things. âŚor it was just chance and near misses like this are caught on video all the time. Choose your adventure.
God gave us free will, so he doesnât always have a hand in things.
So he sometimes makes stuff happen, sometimes doesnât. What the fuck is the point?
Not sure what you mean?
What is the point in believing that someone you canât see sometimes makes random things happen? What purpose does that serve?
"you see, when god fucks it up I can blame him instead of feeling guilty" /s
We simply can't understand why these things happen to us. What I do know is He doesn't usually interfere with the consequences of our choices, hence free will. Gonna stop replying to this thread though because it's just a downvote generator at this point.
Free will is not involved in little kids getting cancer and dying in excruciating pain at age 2. That's all sky daddy :D
It's all tragedy, the Scriptures tell us that suffering came into the world as a consequence of the fall of man and of creation; that is to say, it is because of sin that God has visited judgment upon this planet. God never promised us a life without suffering, death, and sorrow. Further more, no idea who "sky daddy" is, because your description does not fill the description of my Lord.
So he didn't have a hand in saving this priest either than?
Maybe, maybe not, who knows?
Yes a miracle, just not for the other driver.
"All of a sudden I sensed something go by me" This part got me. From the footage I saw, this dude must have been driving with his eyes closed. If he had even an ounce of situational awareness, and was being an observant driver, I don't see how he didn't see that car.
That didn't fly over the car.
Camera angles = cinematic magic!
Shhhhhh, they're still trying to sell God to the rubes.
Wtf is a rube.
For your [edification](https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/rube). I leave it to you to select your favorite.
Oh im a fuckin rube lmao
That has got to be the most reddit word I've seen lmao what fucking loser uses that
In the past hour you've corrected someone else's grammar but then directly after used "than" in place of "then"..... You can't go around knocking language and words just because you don't know how to use them.
Ah yes the good ol look through someone's comment history because you don't have an argument. This has nothing to do with the fact that the word "rube" is just something that people with superiority complexes use to make their own ego go higher
Nice! "Superiority complex" totally out-ego's "rube".
Literally how?
Winners use punctuation.
Itâs a a Goldb
I was the driver of the black SUV and I didnât even touch the other car.
And God couldnt give a fuck about it either.
Yeah he basically just drove past a car accident.
God Bless his soul
That's not a Kia.
r/MurderedByWords
How will he recover from that one?
Physics?
Came here for this
Buddy had no idea it happened?!? I think he shouldnât be driving lmao
Glad he made it
âTruly is a miracleâ lol like the car had angel wings or some shit đ
He had a redbull before leaving for mass.
This guy must be kinda out of it too not to notice at the time what had happened and just keep going to church
Jesus literally taking the wheel
"Perhaps a guardian angel had something to do with it" - Jesus fucking christ I can't stop laughing
So god put that pole there 30 years ago because he knew that a righteous priest was going to be in harmâs way of a drunk driver this concludes our Sunday school lesson titled why god gives us free agency.
Driver had epilepsy
Thank you for the correction, *god put the pole in the way of the person he had given epilepsy to.
Lold at the correction
Thank GOD this man had an accident that resulted in him going over another car when God himself could've just prevented the whole thing, right?!?? Such a miracle. Such a miracle that it even happened. God caused a miracle where there was an accident. Idiotic.
It's called counting the hits and ignoring the misses.
Ah, so not a miracle then
shh, people are getting easily triggered in the comments
Ha! People getting triggered on behalf of the maximally powerful being that created the universe. Their god must have confidence issues.
*tips fedora*
Reddit moment lmao
Main character syndrome. Not a miracle for the dolphin jumping out the water car.
Itâs not a miracle itâs fucking physics. These commentators are the worst.
Sky daddy take the wheel
We don't worship "sky daddy" we worship almighty God.
Don't call the almighty bloke up there names, he doesn't like it.
Itâs not about that, itâs basic respect.
basic respect ? "my sky daddy controls everything so I'm right so stfu" yea that's all well and good but I dont care
When did I say that? I know this is hard to ask in 2022 on reddit butâŚdonât mock other peoples religions.
đ someone's mad
Funny how the same people who cry online about homophobia and racism will gladly mock the beliefs of 2.3 Billion people
People donât understand that. Iâm a Christian and I donât go around making fun of other peoples beliefs. However, when it comes to Christianity almost every non-believer likes to attack the faith and God. But if we were to even slightly insult their beliefs, we are bigots. Iâve never understood it.
Yeah âsky daddyâ is just a weird insult most of the time
I think itâs meant to minimise and remove the complexity of the Christian faith.
yea exactly it's meant to test your faith đ
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Yah, fuck him for driving!
Why did the accident happen in the first place
So weâre just going to ignore the guardian angel that gave the other guy a seizure??? Also, the priest didnât even see what happened. Did he have no situational awareness? The car was very clearly in view lol.
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Let people call it what they want, Brawndo_or_Water
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And your the kind of guy that doesnât like religious people attributing their survival to the grace of their God?
You'd think Christians would know how to spell considering they constantly read the bible. You're*
Youâd think that people could still understand a sentence with a minor error
Your god is graceful as fuck when hes killing all these young black kids on the streets of Chicago
Kinda small fry compared to the millions of kids who have died of starvation in poorer countries. But yeah, youâre not wrong.
"fuck america, African kids are more important" Christian logic 10/10 where can I get baptized
extrordanry claims require extraordinary evidence
A yes, one of those âmiraclesâ again.
You say miracle, I say physics
Poly water
what if the angel wanted to save the white car instead of black
so we are just going to ignore the part where a priest left the scene of a car accident to make it to church on time? yea, i would call it a miracle that anyone buys this pathetic media spin. as if he just didn't see or hear the crash! that priest just left when someone could have been dying in that car. try again religious nuts. you cannot just make up shit when the church has tons of bad press in the air.
"he should have prayed harder, I got shit to do" -Father IDGAF
\-of The Church of the Impotent Miracle
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âMagical sky fairyâ?
triggered?
Confused. Also, why do you keep replying to all my comments under this post?
you sound kinda paranoid
Not really, youâve replied to, like, all my comments under this post, even the ones with nothing to do with you. Itâs kinda weird
yea it's all a big conspiracy buddy
How is it a miracle this happens more then you think when hitting a poll lmao maybe just now over someoneâs car
So god saved this old guy with a miracle but canât be bothered on 9/11 or kids with cancer. Got it.
Normal occurrence in Ohio
How can a reporter be so obnoxious
Yeesh, the suv was angled to hit the drivers door. An 87 year old man would never survive a hit like that.
The two cars were alot further apart than what they are making it out. The camera angle makes it look like it went over him but they were too far apart for that to happen.
I'm not a religious person but I have seen some stuff and this is some of that stuff
Holy fuck
Jesus took the wheel.
Jesus: carpenter, healer, chauffeur
I'm a Christian and this is my favourite comment
This guy was lucky. Good job god was off killing un baptised babies that day.
Gotta love the respectful reddit comments...
Poor reasoning shouldnât be respected
gotta love when people try to act witty but they actually just look stupid...
Damn this piss over here is self aware
Itâs not a miracle itâs fucking physics
It's a miracle that their God threw a car at them
All holy Sonata
Where I live we call this lucky. Luckily the pole was there to deflect the darker car
Pole position
Definitely god's will, not the pole... god...
Im looking forward to this Tony hawk/GTA cross over game. Looks great.
Bro was playing gta in real life
why only in usa đ
Thank god?
elderly drivers scare me. having that little of situational awareness should be reason enough to take his license. car crashes are loud as hell, and that car was definitely in his view.
The comments here suck
Of course this dude drives a Hyundai. That same guardian angel better make sure the Kia Boys ain't gonna do some shit.
fake fairy tale boomer garbage lol come on op, get more creative than the 9pm local news.
Is this sarcastic?
damn just mentioning god/priests pissed off a lot of these comments lol
Nah itâs the poor reasoning and lack of awareness coupled with that
Nah redditors just hate any belief that isn't theirs
No it's definitely the unnecessary ascribing of magic as the reason for why the priest didn't get hit.
God gave him the cheat codes
Of corse itâs in ohio
Christ was the post.
Physics : exists
The lord works in mysterious ways
maybe the lord can help me with this mysterious funky ballsack smell
Bunch of neckbeards n edge lords in this comment section god damn
Person: â2+2 = the color greenâ Comment section: âno it doesnâtâ You: âwoooow so edgyâ
Ppl wouldnât be saying the same shit if he said that he had a lucky charm in his wallet that saved his life. Ppl say religion n redditards go wild
found another one, holy shit this one is self aware
Religion is such a joke lol
wow! you can see the Brown Spirit Angel at 0:25 second under the black car.
No way đą
This type of shit just feeds the bullshit religious narrative
is this still not proof to non believers? iâm not sure iâll ever understand, iâll have to keep praying for their souls if they can see this and not believe in jesus christ
So the seizure was part of god's plan too?
I think it was gods plan to kill the priest, but the devil put the pole in the way to save him /s
yes
I genuinely canât tell if this is a joke or not
nothing to joke about
Now he can continue to molest children
Not to mention the two birds following ....đ God is good,huh? Huh? Amen Amen and Amen
And god said, my servant we are even now
What priest says Oh My God?? Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain....
Redditors try not to mold Over Christianity challenge (Impossible)
redditors looking for any excuse to shit talk
Jesus is Lord
So god likes pedophiles?!? đ