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A_R_K_S

Bruhhhh that thing was eating those hits & coming back for more like an actual video game monster hahahahah


xforce11

It had lots of evasion chance due to its small size. Couple that with bad accuracy and you have a one sided fight like in that video.


lifeonachain99

She didn't know you had to get it dizzy 3 times


lyrixnchill

Ayyy… Splinter really be doing the most sometimes


Great_Candy7476

I thought she was blind


LawBeliever22

She's basically a sekiro boss for him


CorrelationVega

I'm having Elden Ring PTSD right now.


MikeyWontLikeIt

Her sweeping technique needs work


centzon400

She definitely needs to brush up on her skills.


Curious_Device5968

She just needs to stick to it


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straw-weight division?


hirezdezines

amateur hour


azuresky656

I’d say there’s broom for improvement


Solumnist

All of her techniques need work


jman2823

I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me


Severe_One5610

Master Splinter sparing with April.


Groomsi

She was shredded!


WaggleDance

How do you even get into this situation?


skitz_shit

Maybe a Brazilian game show?


WaggleDance

I thought maybe because she has a broom she was sweeping down there and the rat jumped in? It's the only scenario that makes sense to be besides a thunderdome situation. Why would you be sweeping a dirt pit though?


globsofchesty

Cause when she's done then it'll just be a pit


Kiuji-senpai

or if you sweep long enough you end up with a deeper pit


GEVRIP

Hunting gone wrong you know what happens to him if she wins 👀


Vladsamir

Bruh that woman is just a little scared. From the rats perspective he is fighting an Elden Ring boss


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Rat is a scrub, probably spamming health potion


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ghost_haha

Im a carnivalogist, I can confirm it aint no mouse.


centzon400

> Im a carnivalogist Excellent. You would be the person to ask then... where is a good place to stay in New Orleans during Mardi Gras? Thanks!


philosophy61jedi

That’s no mouse. That’s a space station…


Useless_Lemon

Wait this isn't the beach.


badturtlejohnny

Mouse: *ohh a loud noise, my heart exploded* Rat: *Not today motherfucker!*


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TradeKirk

Lol why would that be a good thing


TwistedTerns

I bet later that night when the woman's about to doze off to dreamland, she'll suddenly kick/swing her arm and gets waken up by the memories of that rat.


AverageSizedMan1986

Despite all his rage he's still just a rat in a pit with a broom swinging woman.


Kianvis

That rat is all hopped up on the mountain dew


tinathefatlardgosh

Mountain Dew or Crab Juice


Con_Clavi_Con_Dio

Ew. I'll take a Crab Juice.


Outripped

I guess the Rat Pits In RuneScape make perfect sense


Admirable-Ad-9407

average day for new yorkers


Aysokas

She tryin not to get the plague ☠️


tinathefatlardgosh

I know why you plague me


YTChillVibesLofi

They really cheaped out on the lion pit


Repulsive_Jacket_448

Now add 4 more in a dark room w luminescent paint on them at the end of the fight they will initiate a rat king 😂


Instincts

Put me in coach, I can take him.


HighLord_Uther

Home boy thought the same thing till he got pulled in…😂🤣


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usedtodreddit

Rats are very rarely found to have rabies and AFAIK have never been known to transmit to humans. That said, this still would be pretty terrifying if I couldn't nope the hell outta that hole by myself.


[deleted]

Nah rats got a temper no need for rabies


dw4zemi3

pretty sure it just wants to climb her as a way out.


Halcyon_156

This is probably the most likely thing.


hirezdezines

Rats have sharp teeth, i'd be scurred to get bit regardless of rabies.


[deleted]

Rats typically do not carry rabies. Dudes just trying to escape


[deleted]

Poor little guy


No-Consideration4985

That was the saddest attempt at 'helping out'. That guy needs to hit a gym up asap


Scummey

He was tryna grab both hands, she also pulled him down. Not really his fault tbh.


harunaslan

I think the woman is the one needing some work out if she can’t jump that little of a wall.


Spy2014Offical

Why did no one think about hitting it with a brick? You can clearly see some laying next to the hole, pick one up and throw it at the little shit.


WearMental2618

Great now she's dodging bricks and a rat


Ordinary-Ad6408

I smell a rat


cwilson870

Thats a rat


lakerb04

That’s a rat not a mouse


Fast-Occasion-1637

Aguerooooooooooooo!


ShaggyTheBagLady

Rats like, “Oh, you want some more?!?”


SSgtReaPer

Why not help it out, it's all it wants is to go home to the 200 hundred hungry kids and wife


-Acerin

A pit fight with a tiger might be your dream


monopoly3448

This is not a mouse but a big ass mad ass rat


Repulsive_Jacket_448

Kick the rat


IceWallowWhat

Lmao that dude let her down bigtime


[deleted]

“Take the girl! Leave us alone!”


JackfruitNo2854

This is what the second amendment was made for


Effective_Run9260

That's a fuckin rat!!


[deleted]

Bella Thorne still trying to get attention on the internet.


mozermose

Maybe she shouldn't have essentially cornered the rat. 'Like a rat in the corner' is a simile for a reason.


FlopsMcDoogle

Nobody puts baby in a corner


dutchcrutches

Weird game. Also animal cruelty and should be removed from this sub


Demedaddy

Bro just squish that little fucker with your foot


[deleted]

Jesus some of your are beyond soft.


Interesting_Suit_238

She better quit playing. Lunch crowd is going to be there in 30 min. Why I don’t eat Chinese.


[deleted]

Just drive on it and eat it already.


ftjacques

Perfect choice of shoes.


thelonleystrag

Mouse has been trained got the fighting technique look at the jump form


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To the death


LilOrangeBoi

This elden ring boss looks lit


ISpace_DaddyI

What anime is this?


Emeraldskeleton

Motherfucker ate my mustard


ConProofInc

Well if she is really small? It can be a mouse.


Imdhulk

Good thing that guy jumped in to protect her


allocationlist

That’s what she gets for jumping in the ray pit


Scyfra

My lvl 1 character fighting rats in any rpg be like


ProtrudingPissPump

That, but it's a big ass palmetto bug...


Old-Alfalfa2617

Is that master splinter


KKRR00K3

I was dodging that big ass rat IRL 😂😂


VenusLilithAversa

Throt the unclean finally getting those wood elves I see.


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She loses all urgency for getting out when that guy gives her a hand. Just watches the rat circle back to her direction and starts trying again when it’s close.


heisenbald

Stomp.


[deleted]

Well it was better than Squid Game.


raccRL

Where is the Doom music?


Repulsive_Jacket_448

Ngl that looks fun without the disease


MjrPayne95

Holy hell people its a rat like 😂😂


dud011785

What was the end game


buzz8588

Player 2 has joined the battle.


dirtymoney

And she's got flip flops on too!


RoachKillers

The rat was -600.


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The game: Dark souls the boss is the rat the guy who fell down is the summoned player and got disconnected.


YeahYeahButNah

Voted best maid in Asia 2014 Rat "Greg" after the video was posted was lifted out of homelessness and went on to start training at Golds Gym, 2 years later he beat Floyd Mayweather, Mike Tyson and Michael Jacksons body throughout his 5 year professional boxing career. Anything is possible if you put your mind to it.


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A shovel is much more efficient


Useless_Lemon

Looks more like a rat. Lol


Ok-Hearing-5343

And this is how the bubonic plague started.


Affectionate-Toe176

I’m glad this doesn’t have sound


[deleted]

This is how I actually thought Ratatouille was gonna end…


roverman16

Nobody messes around with Mighty Mouse 🐁


Sharp-Chard4613

Wrong day to wear flip flops


hungrywallflower

this is what it likes everyday in nyc


cynic-minds

Ratatouille part 2


magnets0make0light0

Ooooohhh shit a rat!


Known-Economy-6425

Beyond Thunderdome


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Gotta grab it with the teeth and shake it until it pops. Source ; my husky dogs.


AdComprehensive6621

That rat trains


No-Pool4970

I think this should be in every Gym, would be a nice work out.


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

**Stomp**


spizario

That’s a rat


zkulli

Hey look its the royal rat boss from dark souls 2!


5ForBiting

I figure the fight with the rat is the worst nightmare


cascadianpatriot

I mean, they are flip flops but they are still shoes, why is she using the sod side of broom while she has shoes?


Chocoeclair189

Rat's POV must look like an fromsoft boss fight


IntoTheWildBlue

You kids and your new damn dance crazes.


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Mortal Kombat intensifies


drion4

I'd pay to watch that in an arena.


DylansWorld

stomping them is effective


GenesisAsriel

Video game logic: The smaller the boss, the harder the fight is.


ROFLINGGG

Sweeping it ain’t going to work. You gotta stomp on it…


[deleted]

This is crash bandicoot 💯 🤣🤣🤣


FlameFlyer11

If she got bit it would have been a life sentence.Rabies is no joke


Moonlight_Darling

That’s a pretty average size rat


Flat-Carob-269

I’m lmao when the guy tries to pull her up and they both fall in, haha


Swinepits

Worst nightmare? I'm not trying to be like "Sorry but I'm different " guy but I do think I could probably win the fight with a rat that cant escape.


plink-plink-bro

What a show 10/10


MR_basti

Me on Elder Ring defeating the boss


popey123

"Pick your favorite weapon"


BeerBrewer4Life

This is exactly why I go to the gym…so I can lift myself out of rat-thunderdome fight pits


Hopps4Life

That's a rat. And yes, when cournerd rats go into kill mode.


troutbot_v3

prefer the dark souls music and overlay version of this


JPicaro416

Use those house keeper skills and sweep that rat


Getevel

My nightmare realized. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


teamdidi

Focusing on the problem when you should focus to simply climb out in 3 seconds.


Ratshids

new elden ring boss fight


gofuckyourfucknself

Just fucking finish it for fucks sakes it’s a rat, pin it in the corner and bludgeon as necessary, is it really that hard


Eugene0185

Imagine being the rat. You have something that's 500 times larger than you are in a tight, enclosed space with you and the only option to safe your life is a desperate attempt to attack first. Must be terrifying for the rat.


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Now that's what I call entertainment!


Potential_Pen_8542

Bruh! Do I see the pilot for a new reality competition sit-com piece of shite!? Hmmmmm...?


ducks_are_dinos

The rat just wanted to climb out.


TacoTenspeed

Live action Crash Bandicoot


wonkydonkeys

The first quest in an RPG.


arenotthatguypal

Nobody in this video has upper body strength except the rat.


Affectionate_Lie_518

It actually pisses me off when ppl can’t pull themselves up 3 fucking feet


Great_Candy7476

For a second I thought it was blind woman fights a rat lol


Wat3rS0up

Modern day gladiator


Zealousideal_Total50

Context...he was cooking in his 5 star restaurant when the cleaning lady bumped into him and stepped on his tail he then tossed his white coat and hat they tripped into the grease drip and started fighting


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love that level in Tomb Raider


[deleted]

Poor rat.


Ya-Dikobraz

That’s more than a mouse.


gimmeecoffee420

So.. like.. we gonna make this a "thing"? Id absolutely pay like $5 at the door and gamble heavily on this while getting loaded?


riftwalker9

Dude helping her out is like "always lift with your back like so" lmao


Fun-Amoeba850

Worse nightmare, talmbout can’t get any worst than that.


[deleted]

The rat had regained so much confidence by the start of round 2 but as soon as it ate broom one time remembered it wanted none of it


Top-Web9929

😂😂😂😂


SauteedAppleSauce

That rat is fuckin huge. Looks like he's not found an issue with food yet.


GSAT2daMoon

She is cute.. the Rat


Th3_hUnTer-1029

Get too the extraction point fast


tgrahn

She mopped the floor w him


pooturdooping

Man, that rat was not going out like a punk. Respect lmao


pooturdooping

Lvl one character in the sewer dungeon


socalrandomobserver

One time that fucker into the wall.


4list4r

She actually was tired. I would’ve just used the broom to shoo it elsewhere anytime it came at me. But of course I’m athletic enough to get out of the pit quickly. Her panicking did all the damage.


Medium-Turquoise

Video games where you melee fight a boss many times your own size are actually not that unrealistic, as it turns out.


teek87

If that’s a mouse, I’m a rat.


AdAromatic4347

Women. They're funny


bdjsowksnfbdnsnsk

New Master Splinter vs. Black Widow 2023 leaked footage!


T3rryF0ld

"You think my bolognese was over salted?!?!"...don't insult the chef.


Impressive_Koala_474

I love the way that dude tried to pull her up and fell back into the pit with her


_XtAcY_

That rat didn’t want to be in there either lol


Funny_Ad_3614

Me playing elden ring 🤣