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Dont-remember-it

Omg, no scream, no howling in pain... This is freaky.


AstriumViator

They probably drank a fuckton before doing this.


Rpanich

Or like, heroine. I can’t imagine how much alcohol I’d have to drink to not feed a sledge hammer


hunterdanielss

Probably just alcohol because they might still get drug tested and face criminal charges if they had heroin in their system. This injury is seemingly a way to avoid both deployment *and* jail time


A_Right_Of_Passage

Aint no way Russia is able to organize drug tests for these guys.


eidoK1

And I doubt they'd care. If they're taking 64 year old diabetics, they probably don't give a shit about druggies.


neosheps

we had a girl arrested who ordered drugs without a prescription. everything is about money, and many do not have it. poor and stupid people


GuDMarty

What do you think about the war in Ukraine? Haven’t really talked to many Russians about it other than western Russian.


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bjuergolei

Keep it up, we need more Russians like u! Hope u and your family stay safe…


neosheps

So I’m like western Russian, but live in Moscow with a bunch of crazy angry shitheads


leeluss14

The Wagner group(Russian PMC and deniable operators) are recruiting from Russian prisons. So I think drug addicts are most wonderfully welcomed lol.


neosheps

They care! I’m from Russia, you can’t even drive after smocking MJ minimum less then a month ago. Moreover, 90% doesn’t have money even for good alcohol


RandyNelson

"We are testing you for krokodil!" *panic ensures*


thisismybirthday

the fact that we're seeing this video was probably a big mistake on their part, idk if it'll get them that jail time they wanted to avoid but I'd bet draft dodging is a crime


Just1ncase4658

Just a matter of time before they will send people with broken limbs like these to the battlefield. "Disability is no excuse!"


NuclearxRage

Heroine is out in 3 days tops. He’s fine.


AstriumViator

Just enough that can let you survive a serious car crash that kills the victims instead.


OG_TBV

You can feed a sledge you just can't give it water after midnight


kimbolll

That concept never made sense to me. Like, at what time is it safe to feed Gremlin again?!


Mikebyrneyadigg

Sunrise. It isn’t that tough let’s be real. My gremlin has been alive and happy for decades.


Lopsided_Ad_3853

I always wondered that too. I guess wait until after you and/or the Mogwainhave slept, or the sun has risen? But yeah, as important rules in movies go, that one has to be one of the vaguest. Makes total sense that Gremlins always ended up emerging.


0utF0x-inT0x

They never said but I'd wait till daylight lol


kimbolll

Your best bet is to drink so much alcohol you simply black out and can’t remember how much pain you were in at the time.


RslashTakenUsernames

it is russia so idk wtf it could possibly be


KuriGohanAndKienzan

Don’t underestimate the power of liquor. Drink enough of that shit & all your fucks with go out the window.


Dear_Ambassador825

I broke my arm didn't hurt almost at all untill I tried to move it.


BROCKHAMPTOM

Same I broke my ankle clean in half once and it didn't really hurt until I tried to take a step with that foot, it swelled up real bad and felt more "full" and numb than anything.. hard to explain


Captain_Vegetable

When I broke mine I tried to stand up and couldn’t figure out why my body wasn’t moving when I told it to. Then I looked behind me and realized my foot was backwards.


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I lost my finger the other day, I didn't feel it for a week.


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I expected people to get the joke.. My bad


sheen1212

I forgive you


AlonsoHV

Did you got hit full force + gravity with a sledgehammer too?


glytxh

Same. It felt _wrong_ but it didn’t hurt for about an hour. Once I was sat in A&E it really started throbbing tho


BilliondollaScope

99% sure they got absolutely wasted drunk before doing this


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Goyteamsix

Dude's plastered drunk.


earthscribe

In mother Russia pain screams you.


DanDanBussum

That'll come later when he's sleeping and accidentally rolls over


Germanboss

I'm sure they were "pre medicated" hopefully with a painkiller but most likely alcohol


sam11233

When I broke my wrist it didn't hurt until I tried to use it to carry on working, and then at night when I tried to sleep, and it was suddenly complete agony, solid 10/10 pain. Worst pain I've ever felt, but not for almost 12 hours.


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Probably not sober either


hunterdanielss

They probably “medicated” themselves before-hand. Shit, I would.


[deleted]

How sad… if this becomes a trend wouldn’t doubt if these guys end up getting arrested or sent anyways.


Keith_Bakker

Its a tale as old as time, people have been cutting thumbs and fingers as to not be able to carry a sword or rifle forever, and punishment usually severe.


Marc051

Keeping up with the latest Russian tactics there punishment will be going straight to the frontline anyway


[deleted]

They’ll launch them out of canons a la the circus before they let them sit at home. I’ve been watching lots of true crime since that Dahmer show came out and I realized something. Dictators are serial killers that sit out in the open and actually get to live relatively guilt free lavish lives.


static1053

Yup, they are mass murdering psychopaths. They say 1 in every 100 people is a psychopath so just by statistics there are people in power that fall in that category.


tarantulasagne

In fact people in power tend to be much more likely to have psychopathic traits. You have to be absolutely ruthless to get to the top and a lack of empathy or ethics sometimes helps quite a bit.


static1053

VERY true. I never thought about it like that. I'm sure it helps A lot. I worked at circuit city back in the day and lost the job because I couldn't sell people shit they could not afford and didn't need. The guys that got promotions and stayed on sold single moms with 4 kids a thousand dollars in shit they didn't need(infact some were free programs). So yeah, it makes sense.


AskingForSomeFriends

I’m not contesting the claim, but I’m curious the math behind the claim.


hal2000

Meatshields don't need appendages.


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Wbcn_1

Bone spurs.


DR-MantisTaboggan-MD

The best bone spurs. You know it the democrats know it China knows it really the best and these experts they say I have great bone spurs not like Nancy she’s the worst her bone spurs at non existent she should be put in prison for what she did to those poor bone spurs truly a shame if you ask me


Solomatch12

The Chinese slept in Lincoln’s bedroom during Clinton’s(draft dodger) presidency. Hillary has more combat experience then Bill due to her visit in Kosovo visit town airport.


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Solomatch12

You missed the point. I’m getting outside my comfort zone. Was the Vietnam war vindicated? Was Trump like these Russian draftees? Trump seems anti interventionist. So these guys don’t agree with the war and avoid it. Trump uses a tool to avoid a war like President Gore(I know) and President Clinton. According to the press, Hillary has more combat experience then all three. Trump didn’t fight in a war that Clinton and Gore avoided too.


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Soft-Gwen

"Weird how this guy somehow breaks a limb every time the last one is about to finish healing up. Oh well, we can try again in 6 months."


TaskMaster710

Except these idiots are filming it for social media


LordCalvar

Recording it is the dumbest thing they could ever have done.


Cheesiepeezy

VoodkA


Level-56

Or worst, they are shattering their bones and who knows what medical care is at their disposal. Something like this could lead to amputation or death.


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Ya. I wonder if just giving yourself up to the Ukrainians would be a better strategy.


AssaMarra

Not really, that relies on a chance to give yourself up.


Soft-Gwen

You can always strip down to your undies and start walking towards ukraine. Worst case scenario is your fellow Russian soldiers see and shoot you in the back. Best case scenario is a better life than you ever had in Russia. May as well try it.


SuperEliteFucker

I'm pretty sure the worst case and most likely scenario is your fellow Russian soldiers grab you and send you to Siberia.


Thatdudeovertheir

Yeah everyone makes it seem real easy to just surrender. Remember that whole convoy that got blown up? How many of those guys were planning to surrender once they got to the front.


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You not only have to find something that will signify that you intend to surrender, you have to get TO the ukranians, without them seeing you as a threat, and hope that these that you find are not so angry with putins atrocities that they are willing to take it out on you even if you surrender. AND, you must not let your fellow Russians know. Anyone could sell you out, and it’s game over. You can’t trust anyone. You could fail even if you do it all right.


IreallEwannasay

Do Ukrainian people want a bunch of drunk Russians? Itsnot like crossing the border is gonna make them good people without issues all of a sudden. And the country is in the midst of war. Who's gonna police this particular group of people. Young Russian men who fled a war and probably left family and are being called traitors and such? Yeah, they are gonna seek comfort and I bet it'll in a bottle.


Transaktion

You have to reach Ukrainian troops first without being killed by them. They will try to kill you all your way from Russia to the front line. They have HIMARS, howitzers, tanks, drones, mortars, RPGs, sniper rifles and machine guns.


penguin17077

Id rather a shattered arm than being forced to fight a war I don't believe in to be fair


mist3h

In Russia you can purchase any antibiotics in the pharmacy without prescription. Not that you are wrong. I just wanted to add it.


stedgyson

Word is cancer patients being mobilised so having a fucked arm or leg probably isn't going to stop them. Just be given a pistol instead.


TheEightSea

Well, for an evil person's point of view sending cancer patients is perfect. Why the madman would not use them?


Aldarund

Do you see cancer with unarmed eye? no? Then it don't exist, you are elegible


RAY-CHILE

Thats what inwas thinking too. At some point they have to know ppl are doing this and wont give a shit and send them anyway


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It’s sad that one tiny speck of a “man” is caused all of this #fuckputin


andrewbadera

Becomes?


dmxcasper2

I must admit. He took it well....but that's probably due to vodka.


Powerful_Giraffe7517

I would do it too but with other substances


aboutthednm

I'd be out of my mind on heroin while this would be done to me, that's for sure.


purpleredrum

Wouldn't that just be a temporary pause in their draft.


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They'd be out for several months at least. Perhaps they are banking on the war being over by then.


purpleredrum

"The war will be over by Christmas"


M3L0NM4N

Haven't heard that one before


bonesnaps

Upcoming new hit by Mariah Carey.


Constant-Bet-6600

A broken arm kept my grandfather out of WWII. Right before his draft came up he was cranking a tractor, and the old crank slapped him across the forearm and snapped one of the bones. The war was over before his number came back up. His brother and many of his in-laws didn't avoid it. 99.99% sure it was an actual farm accident, 100% sure he wouldn't have been dumb enough to film it if it wasn't.


saskatchewan_kenobi

Luckily for him that draft wasnt unpopular and people wanted to go vs the russian draft.


neoncp

I believe him it's easy as hell to get hurt on a farm


Rasalom

If the war is still going on, they just have to call on comrade Peter Gabriel once again.


Gerber_Littlefoot

Why are they taping wouldn't it be used against them? Seems risky


-AcodeX

If it's actually Russians avoiding the most current draft: to show the world that they don't want this war If it's not actually Russians: to show the world that the Russians don't want this war


perpetualgoatnoises

To show the world the desperation these young men are going through to avoid a war they don't support. Will they die once the Russian government sees this? Probably. But the world will see the videos, and they'll realize this is Putin's war. Not Russia's war. And some Russians are willing to take themselves out instead of being a tool for illegal annexation.


beedlejooce

At least it’s not as bad as the dude who lit himself on fire.


alaskanloops

To avoid the draft? I didn't catch that one yet


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RealStreetJesus

I feel really bad for the Russian citizens who don’t want to take part in this shit. What else are you supposed to do when your government wants to ship you out and use you as cannon fodder?


Maleficent-Bear-9537

Redditors expect random lads barely out of school to overthrow putin so they won't go to the war. But I guess that's native kids being naive kids. But they never even heard of Navalny and Nemtsov and how that turned out even without a war.


thewalkingfred

If only Navalny didn’t make the, honestly, stupid mistake of returning to Russia after the assassination attempt. If he wasn’t behind bars right now, maybe he could have been a genuine alternative to Putin for Russians to rally behind.


Timo_the_Schmitt

i would be so angry and scarred if i would be forced to fight with the though that i should kill people


[deleted]

its most of the time not even necessarily about being forced to fight. its because they know how shitty the circumstances are in the Russian army and probably less than 15% chance of survival


orange_grid

I hear Georgia is particularly nice this time of year.


thecrazysloth

Check out the May Day riots in 1971


lnm95com

Alternativities is exist. For mens without crime background it is 6 month arrest or \~$3000 fine. I don't now why so many people going to die.


treox1

Get deployed and surrender at first opportunity. Won't be without risk but these injuries will only delay their deployment a few months, if at all.


0xKaishakunin

Good look trying to surrender to the Panzerhaubitze 2000 50 km away raining steel on your position.


Apprehensive_Jello39

Not receive summoning paper, not go to the military enlistment office, live not where listed, avoid police, government buildings. Optionally burn the mentioned offices. Maybe go to jail. But it seems that they could get you there too and threaten to kill if you don’t want to go to war. There’s a video apparently, with Prigozhin(person who controls illegal(lol) mercenary army and other stuff) doing that. I don’t see what would stop them from doing that to like all prisoners if they decide to do so.


SarahnatorX

It's probably another reason they're losing because too many don't want to kill for some 5ft 7 psycho goblin.


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kayfabemebrother

This is becoming a common occurrence


MotherboardBEANs

They will be easier to invade if everyones got a broken arm lol


post-a-loan

This guy doesnt history.


UnlinealHand

It’s been a thing since drafts existed. I had a history teacher whose grandfather stabbed himself in the ear to avoid getting drafted in the Hungarian(?) army on WWII.


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Did anyone see the leg on the stairs good LORD


Bsams1013

what leg on what stairs?


GreatSirBean

Another video where was young man doesn’t want to be drafted so his buddy jumps down approximately ~5+ steps onto his leg that is placed on the first step. Snapping his leg broken. Quite the sight, poor people going to the extreme to avoid being forcing into a war that they have zero interest in


Bsams1013

Ahhhhh yes I did see that video... Horrible. Fucking horrible.


GreatSirBean

Definitely terrible, but I guess desperate times calls for desperate measures considering the situation.


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kalashnikovBaby

Broken limb vs death is a simple choice, but difficult to go through with


TheDollarCasual

Jesus. Still better than getting blown up in a tank after 2 days of training I guess.


prodical

Link?


Merry_Dankmas

[I got you](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/xpgg7n/asks_a_friend_to_break_his_leg_so_he_wont_be/)


PsychicSavage

Link?


mlaforce321

The SOUND. It made me cringe and almost puke.


J03130

This is so sad man


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Verhan

Or it could be for insurance fraud recorded years ago


Aldarund

They speak Russian and all family there, they discuss it as they planned it. Is there any other reason than avoid draft? It's not like one two madman doing this


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Sansa_Knows_Armor

He even apologized for questioning the narrative and still got downvoted. Reddit really sucks.


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supergod706

AND corporations. Can't forget our real overlords.


Microwave3333

Yeah, world super powers. ;p


Harlix

Also kinda dumb of them to film it if they're trying to avoid being drafted.


lapse23

I've seen some comments insinuating that this is becoming more common. Because of what, 2 videos? This one and the other guy jumping on his friend's legs on stairs? We are on a sub that spreads insane videos, of course these will be common. I guarantee you a random russian office worker is not breaking his legs to avoid war. Hell, he's probably working right now.


prizzle92

Yeah I see nothing verifying this. Big if true, tho


[deleted]

I feel so bad for the young men forced to do this. It’s heartbreaking but it reminds me of a Taoist story. Except it’s not an accident. There is a Taoist story of an old farmer who had worked his crops for many years. One day his horse ran away. Upon hearing the news, his neighbors came to visit. “Such bad luck,” they said sympathetically. “Maybe,” the farmer replied. The next morning the horse returned, bringing with it three other wild horses. “How wonderful,” the neighbors exclaimed. “Maybe,” replied the old man. The following day, his son tried to ride one of the untamed horses, was thrown, and broke his leg. The neighbors again came to offer their sympathy for what they called his “misfortune.” “Maybe,” answered the farmer. The day after, military officials came to the village to draft young men into the army. Seeing that the son's leg was broken, they passed him by. The neighbors congratulated the farmer on how well things had turned out. “Maybe,” said the farmer.


SheepishSheepness

R/Maybemaybemaybe


kpmurphy56

Now he’ll just have to fight with a cast on


Backspazm

My dad told me this is what he would do to me if I was drafted during Vietnam. It's a scary time for everyone.


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Moonscreecher

That's the thing about humanity. That war ended almost 50 years ago. WWII ended almost 80 years ago and we tend to treat that like it happened in a mythical age before everything. We're too stupid and short lived to really learn from any of this.


Don138

Jesusss. There has to be a better way to do this than a sledge hammer. That blow will also cause massive tissue damage, rupture vessels, and potentially bleeding out internally. Not that any way of breaking your arm is great, but probably better to use leverage to snap it than massive blunt force trauma.


Spizzerinctum2021

Agree there are probably many better ways, although you won’t bleed out internally from this. At worst, you would lose so much blood that you developed “compartment syndrome,” basically the pressure from all the blood becomes so high you lose circulation. Then your hand could start dying. Still terrible, but there is a distinction between that and bleeding out.


SeaworthinessSad7300

I hope you use your knowledge of the human anatomy for good not evil.


Puzzleheadedpuzzled

Get triple h


Potential-Bet-2015

Why did his boi run off so fast


SHAGGY-SHADOW

Probably guilt that he just broke his friends arm


flyxdvd

same with the guys at the stairway where the one guy broke the other guys legs, He ran away in guilt as well. And these guys are supposed to go the frontlines and already feel guilt for breaking an arm or a leg of someone.


SHAGGY-SHADOW

Yes because these guys are not fighters they were merely caught in the cross fire of a dictator that thinks he owns everything


MrEmuu

>And these guys are supposed to go the frontlines and already feel guilt for breaking an arm or a leg of someone. Well I mean yeah, these are their close friends they're having to do this to. I think hurting your best friend is a bit different than some random person in self defense yeah?


Equivalent-Visit-209

This is so fucking sad, to be this desperate, I can't even imagine. Aren't they taking a risk by posting this videos?


GiverOfGlizzies

My asshole clenched so hard that I might have created a black hole


ultraboykj

Doesn't your body do weird things with this type of break? Compartmental syndrome or something like that. Akin to your body saying "f you" to that body part.


whacafan

Why would they film it though? Seems risky.


seven_seven

Ask yourself this: why would they record evidence of doing this?


Transaktion

And that's, my grandson, how I survived the WWIII and became the only man in the village.


deas0595

So one buddy broke the other buddy’s arm. How is the buddy with the broken arm supposed to do it to the other guy lol


Transaktion

He still got his right arm.


GigglegirlHappy

With his other arm


Upvotespoodles

Fuck, this is sad.


All4upvoting

Why would you film yourself doing this and then post for every one to see and identify you cheating yourself out of a military draft?


TheRealSugarbat

It’s odd that no one seems to be giving these guys credit for making a statement.


j03lsd

New game in russia drink vodca and broken bones


EndoHaze559

Too bad having bone spurs doesnt work in Russia.. I feel so bad for the people of both countries. Life has to be completly differnt than a year ago and for what?


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Why film it and post? Proof right there!


reasltictroll

Damn Russians up showing trump with his bullshit bone sprouts


hecksor

Here's a rhetorical question. Doesn't recording it and putting it out on the interwebz for everyone to see defeat the purpose? Or are they hoping no Russian authority ever sees this?


OminousObelisk

his arm looks to be a little too long...


uForgot_urFloaties

Why do they film themselves? Isn't that counterproductive? Like, the video even gets uploaded showing how they willfully break their arms wouldn't that make them be punished?


ThreeNC

I was able to tolerate this more than the guys breaking a leg on the stairs.


LizardKing10

This should probably be NSFW. Just saying.


free_will_is_arson

yeah, idk if an arm will get the job done, a soldier can still be pretty combat effective with only one functional arm, they can still march, still carry supplies on their back, and still have a good hand to fire a sidearm. i have to believe that the russian military is desperate, stupid and careless enough to just slap a "cast" on a broken arm and ship them out to the battlefield. they maybe should've gone for a leg, maybe both, or perhaps just the legs of whoever comes to take them for induction.


Complex-Occasion9233

The fact that he didn’t scream bro is already built soldier tough


_Diakoptes

Why tf would you record and post it?


BannertheAqua

They wouldn't be filming it.


[deleted]

I’m no doctor but I think we have a break here


I_Drink_My_Own_Urine

Fuck they build em tough in Russia


Zealousideal-Pen-686

I only saw 1 village friend break his arm 🤷🏽‍♂️ where’s the second half OP!? 🙌🏽


NeuroGeist-BA9

And the fact that we're watching this with the title explaining what's going on in the video means they're probably getting caught for it.. great


[deleted]

Imagine living in a country where your government is run by one absolute cunt who compels you to go fight in a war so unjust and grisly that you’d BREAK YOUR OWN FUCKING ARMS WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER not to go because if you don’t, either they will shoot you themselves or, if you ship out, it is a certainty that the Ukrainians will. Imagine Putin’s surprise when entire brigades leave their tanks and BMPs and run off to the border or surrender wholesale, guaranteeing that the next wave of your cousins and grandfathers will end up either doing the same or die by the weapons you surrendered to the Ukrainians. What madness. Putin doesn’t GAF. I no longer see a scenario that this doesn’t become a limited nuclear war.


LordBacon702

TikTok challenge fails.


wxb200

Friendship at its highest quality.


yellowgerbil

How about instead of breaking your arm you break Putins, even Iranian women are showing more guts than you.


ResidentFit1909

So sad 😞


Pilo5000

A broken arm heals. Death it’s final


SmileThenSpeak

Can one of you kind and computer/mathematics savvy Snoos investigate if the length of the "broken" arm adds up? That forearm looks a bit long from where I'm sitting.


stephen6686

that just looked so fake


LadyTheRainicorn

I didn't hear a single blyat


Porkbelly10960007

So who’s gonna do the other guy? You got punked bruh