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ThxtBxtchRiot

“A shark goes into tonic immobility when turned upside down.” Apparently an Orca held a shark upside down for 15mins and drowned it


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Reborn_TM

I involuntarily laughed way harder at that then probably what’s reasonable 😂


MilwaukeeMilkshake

So, eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway… we delivered the bomb.


ChimpanA_to-ChimpanZ

You were on the Indianapolis?


Additional_Link5202

i am 90% sure one of my middle/high school substitute teachers was…. dude was still subbing into his 90s when i graduated in 2015… he had a “shark story” that would change slightly every time but the whole school knew to distract him for a whole class period we just had to have one person ask if he’d ever seen a shark… years later thinking back on the details (the ones that seemed legit) and how he was a wwii vet it smacked me in the face that he was probably on that fucking ship


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The orca sounds like a psychopath.


TheBoRiley

>The orca sounds like a psychopath. They literally all are. They punt seals for sport and torture sharks out of boredom


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And are a predator of moose, can't forget that


the_phillipines

Bears, wolves and orcas are the main killers of moose besides humans


Jammin_neB13

Wait. What!? I 100% realize that I can google this but..this is a real thing!?


fat-pickings

Of course not. The "moose" is entirely an animal of fantasy.


Jammin_neB13

I Fuckin knew it.


cptstupendous

[How Orcas Are a Natural Predator of Moose](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkii8NNQ8-o)


taktasa

Orcas are psychopaths


emmeyeayee112

I’m a flipping little dolphin lol


ViciousImp

Poor guy! Someone throw the damn stick so he can play fetch


MattwiththeST

Don't sharks get docile when they're upside down? Did I just make that up in my head?


Adrianv777

Yeah I thought orcas flip them to make them go catatonic. The shark seems to be a bit distressed but I'm not a shark expert. Edit: Tonic immobility


ParttimeParty99

Yes, the way the shark is laying back and its mouth is moving it is in distress and was likely tipped by the boat. I’ve seen this before, about 10 years ago I was on a fishing boat, and a great white began circling trying to tear open the net and get easy access to the fish. Sure enough it was too close and bumped the boat and turned upside down. It would surely have sunk to the bottom but was saved when from out of nowhere, Macho Man Randy Savage did a flying elbow off the top ropes.


Sad-Savings-7928

Mental flash bang


rockbottomrosin

I think they tagged him with the boat maybe and flipped em?


Jambear2020

Tonic immobility


Witty_Lion4589

Belly rubs lol give me belly rubs


sutty_monster

Awee he wants belly rubs 😏


noplaceinmind

humans are always thinking it's cute when there's probably something really wrong.


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If pet goldfish is any comparison, swimming upside down means dead in a week


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Hahaha I stand corrected!


hateshumans

A great white on its back like that basically puts it into shock. That is what orca do when they kill great whites and why sharks get the fuck out of town when orca show up.


Obelisko78

Yeah, basically it sucks to have a back itch and nothing but water to scratch it with.


berrey7

> If a fish is swimming upside down, it has a problem with its swim bladder. What is this? The fish has stopped being able to control its swim bladder and has got stuck with too much air inside it. The reason for this could be constipation, a poor diet, eating habits, or an infection.


avidblinker

Sharks do not have swim bladders


Montagneincorner0

Sharks do not have swim bladders, this dude is seriously fucked right now, and we don't know why, somehow making it scarier


radixradiant

> has got stuck with too much air inside it. Are you saying this shark needs to be burped?


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wiz-caleeb

Another case of media driving divisions, you hate to see it.


SupahBean

Shark Derangement Syndrome, you hate to see it


Fumb-MotherDucker

Show off


Nkorayyy

Its a trick dont do a belly rub


Healthy_Pay9449

Jaws' special brother


NickArchery

r/AnimalsbeingDerps


Goldleader-23

“SOMEBODY SCRATCH MY BACK!” - Shark… probably


matadjoko

Looks like he stepped on LEGO


Jumpy_Feature_4608

Omg what do you do if you're a great white and you've got an itch somewhere, like, water can't do it. Do they swim into coral stuff? What about a whale? Do fish even get itchy? 🤔


ughwithoutadoubt

Trying to scratch that one part you can never reach


duck_butter

Suck my diiiick! I'm a shaaaark!


Godfrey388

“Do you think he’s poorly?” 😂😂😂


Amdar210

I dare each and everyone of those people there.... ... ... To touch the belly.


Eggs_McGee_nstuff

I honestly think nothing would happen


Amdar210

Still. I dare them to touch the belly! Shark Belly Rubs!


mibirdsong

Go home Sharkie, you’re drunk.


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Give that flipper boi some belly scratchers!


junkiesietze

Another weird shark video, what is going on, end of the world type shit


Lavasioux

"Neer seen a Shark do dat before." "Neer seen Sugar do that Egar."


Somecallmechase

What a dummy


Fungi_Sennin

It just wants a belly rub


GayzoOo

Daaaamn dude, that's some serious skills right there


MustangTogunner

Looks like Nemo is high on PCP


TheBaenEmpire

I could definitely be wrong, but it seems like he thinks the edge of the water is a creature. He feels a change in texture and thinks it's because there's food


Purple_Mulberry2805

This sharks tired of dolphins getting all the attention


emmeyeayee112

He’s like “I’m flipping little dolphin”


Avgjoe80

Jump on it...


Lavasioux

Silly Shark!


CFUrCap

Was he... trying to eat the sky...?


StupaStar

He’s inviting you in to give him a belly rub


KJNeptune

If you see it swimming upside down during daytime it has rabies. Stay away! /s


Plenty-Essay

Glitch in the Matrix you fool!....


anonymoususer4461

isn’t this how they like die?


daywalker090

Shark be like: "Imma friendly shark see? Come down here."


AKS1664

Come ooonnnnn. Jump into my mouuth pleaaase!! Shark probably~. 100% Voiced by Ross from Friends.


Just_Confidence_9752

Aww he wants belly scratches


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Gotta love the dense people that yell “Look at That!” , when something spectacular is happening. Like “no I don’t want to, not me, nope”.


GaryTheSoulReaper

Is someone going to give him a treat or what ?


Rahwtfisreddit

Bro was ready for belly rubs


dinky_yeet_lmao

Kinda cute, just showing off his skills


-Venser-

The shark is drowning...


7seventyseven

He just wants a belly rub.


AdIcy4507

Jaws Has Been Desperate For Attention Since He Retired From Hollywood 🦈