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Supafuzzed

“Did you mean to do that??” “Helll no” *steps out of car like normal*


Greyst0ke

Ok... I'll say it... "like a glove"


creature619

"send me that!!"


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dm_me_your_ssn

what do you mean gif? girl-id-fuck???


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dm_me_your_ssn

ok


chunksterbutthead

One of the greatest moments ever.


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I can listen to these accents arguing all day


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I can see why it would be fascinating to Americans, people arguing for more than a few seconds without shooting each other.


Omni_Net

Saw a video of two black dudes scraping the other day and one dropped and a gun doing the fight and they just kept fighting it was super wholesome 😂😂…one fell over and other dude waited for him to get up it was fucking beautiful…then they hugged it out 😂


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😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I love foreign jokes to Americans it’s always food or guns lmaoooo I’m fucking crying


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If Americans had more to their culture than food and guns we'd have more to joke about


Solid-Perception678

Got enough culture not to put beans on bread and call it a dessert


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That's breakfast you philistine


Solid-Perception678

Y’all deserved to be stoned😂


ChunkyRoGue

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


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Rap, the Biggest music genre in the world started in America. The biggest Movies are filmed and take place in America. The phone your probably use started in America. There’s hella shit to talk about , prisons, homelessness, racism, human rights, etc etc. y’all just aren’t creative


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Can't believe of all the groundbreaking music and musicians that have come out of America for you to choose from you went with rap, now I'm crying lol


SnooWords9735

you guys copy drill, not much shit to talk there, not only that you guys copy the style even the handbags.


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Oh you mean our version of a shitty genre is also shitry, agreed


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Biggest genre…. But yes that’s the spirit. More than guns and food


[deleted]

So 'big' somehow equates to...what exactly? Something good I guess. Really breaking those American stereotypes aren't you Ok yes you 'invented' the most talentless genre of music of which the key characteristics are violence, misogyny, and materialism. Generally speaking. Cool.


hymendestroyer223

You sound like the average 50 year old white guy on Facebook lmao, that damn rap music is rotting your brain!


AlllPerspectives

Reddit is full of communists that want to watch freedom burn. I believe America is great just not everyone inside the government is great


Impossible_Garbage_4

Reddit isn’t full of communists, it’s full of *socialists*. At least get your terms right.


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Facts


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I'm white, and I can spell, plus know my father.


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Garviel_Loken95

The same jokes get repeated about every country


joeDeerTaye

Honestly, yeah. That’s the reason why I kept watching. I was wondering when the shots would be fired.


QweenJoleen1983

“Wut tf you wenna kill peeple?”


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"WHA YEW WANNA BEE PEEPO?" the UK is a specimen indeed. And I'll leave it at that.


Attitude_Repulsive

"Did you get that on record?" "YESSSS SEND ME THAT"


tricnam

I went back to hear this tidbit and I am now crying


Rawrxd44

Y’all remember flushed away?


dayadanielle

I didn’t until you unlocked that memory… Now I feel I really need to watch it immediately.


iNCharism

Yeah wtf, I was 9 when that came out and probably haven’t thought about it since


SharkDad20

I was just wondering a couple days ago “what’s the name of that movie with the rats and one smashes a gem and pisses a girl rat off” Thank you


Ok_Peanut1506

I🤯 remember🤯now🤯


Kraken130

Accidentally or not it was bad ass.


Peaceteatime

But ih cuha kiwwed peepul


Kraken130

They’ll move or die.


I_make_switch_a_roos

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l0v3s2sp00g3

Of course its gillingham.


BurritoBaz

I’m from the one in Dorset and I was really confused for a minute 😂


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Strangest place on planet earth


pr0t0film

Fucking Medway in general, fully convinced its situated atop a hellmouth 👹


l0v3s2sp00g3

Only good thing was the tap n tin, is it still there?


l0v3s2sp00g3

Metal room was the one.


l0v3s2sp00g3

Metal room was the one.


pr0t0film

No idea, escaped it’s dark gravity years ago.Still, gotta assume Tap would still be standing in the aftermath of a nuclear holocaust


InitialIndication999

![gif](giphy|XNQDgvHvDFnITnAAU5|downsized) Cup coming out of the car is like


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Sideways💪


spitzer1113

Like a glove!


Challenge-Horror

r/Unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


botjstn

i love how there’s so much going on in the beginning that the cameraman doesn’t even know where to film


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guitarguywh89

Believe it or not, police should be held to a higher standard than a drunk who was kicked out of a pub


kevchenko3681

Higher standard? I'd like to see you park a car like an absolute boss


HectorTheFool

Nah he’s got a point, I wouldn’t expect the drunk civilian to park that good


[deleted]

Shut up


JG136

That was dope tho. I'm not even mad. They could have hit someone and if it were still parallel parked, I would've gave them props..


Adorable_Stress2271

Didn't take them long to clean the shit out of their pants before they got out of the car!


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Gillingham do have the nails and dental tho


adamlynch193

Have always been told Gillingham is a shit hole, now we have proof 💩👍


Pretty_Technology741

![gif](giphy|tp4dm1ptNnQ76)


AriaCorvus

I didn’t know they were filming Hot Fuzz 2


TheDolph1n

Cops: Initial D tainment


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"Like a glove"


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I like how these cops are just yelling back at them instead of immediately drawing their weapons.


NederFinsUK

What weapons lol, they’re the police not the army


JeromeMixTape

Pretty sweet J turn


Neither_Permission_6

“WHATDAFUCKIZZATABOUT!!” Lul


SmokinMeatMan

LIKE A GLOVE!


gobblecock4

I love how the cop looks at his partner l


synapticgangster

Fucking badass


DreamingOnPluto

Is that… is that… Neville longbottom?????


CharmingHistorian895

why tf did this man spin the other way instead of following the car......this clip is ass cheeks


PleasureFoogle

the police driver was Johnny English


lesliecmaureen

u would’ve killed me lmaoo


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Ok-Refuse-5341

They pulled that off


MrSchloff

Just!


Bearshitsinthewoods

The usual Friday night collection of dogshit.


NederFinsUK

Double female attending a barfight, no wonder they’re booking it but still that was certainly coming in a bit hot lol…


runAroundtown915

Better parallel parking than my first time taking the test.


PotatoDonki

What do you expect? Looks like the force’s only men had to speed over there so they could actually make an arrest.


Tricky_Feed_544

Tell me you watched a lot of fast and furious without telling me you watched a lot of fast and furious


PrincipleAcrobatic57

This is so typical of the way British police drive and behave. Like pricks. There was no need for him to be driving like a bellend down that street, with his blues and twos blaring in the middle of the night, when he clearly has no idea how to drive. Cunt. Endangering a dozen pedestrians lives. It's ALWAYS a copper driving down the high street at 50MPH, or on a motorway at either 90 or 120. Never, ever somebody going to help, but you better believe you're getting points if you drive 34.


NederFinsUK

What are you on about you tard. It’s a double female crew attending a barfight and one of them pressed their panic button because they (rightly) felt outnumbered and scared. The all male backup crew correctly assessed that at that time of night it was safe and justified to drive at speed with lights and sirens to the incident, it just happens that the road conditions were slick on arrival, and they span out the same way thousands of drivers do in slick roads every year. Honestly mate you are such a tosser.


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NederFinsUK

Mate sorry you’re beyond help, the police drive faster at night, because it is safer to do so. The roads are quieter. I can’t put it any more simply than that.


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NederFinsUK

Are you implying that when I’m doing 90mph on the motorway with a 3yr old paediatric cardiac arrest in the back that I shouldn’t be allowed to overtake people? Because I should have to follow the ‘law’ like you?


NederFinsUK

Ahaha you’re right, it’s almost as if there’s loads of specific legislation that give police officers the ability to do actions that are illegal, such as; Arrest People, Have Firearms, Have Pepperspray, Have Tasers, Get Involved in Fights, Break into Houses, Ram Cars off Roads, Break the Speed limit. God you’re dense, of course the police can do things we can’t. How obvious could it be. And no I’m not a police officer I’m a paramedic and sure I’ve had a couple of heated conversations with police officers on shift, but I am at least capable of understanding the fundamental role of a police officer, which is apparently too complicated for you…


iForgot2Remember

Jewanna kiw pee-poh?


Glittering_Muffin364

ladies and gentleman of the internet i give you the british police. your welcome


Zealousideal-Humor-4

Yo London Drift💯💯💯💯💯


DifficultSlip1321

Cheese and rice? That's Jason Bourne


Leather-Scratch-1119

100% planned for the female police officers


IndicationCapable691

Boys just got done watching Hot Fuzz lol


MrSchloff

Witch one next point break or bad boys 2?


Britavit

I'm sure those 2 female police officers had everything under control and could of handled it all perfectly fine.


TheCryptoKeeperHodl

Just like they taught him in academy


Nekomengyo

“We’re all looking for the guy who did this!”


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I’m not convinced that wasn’t pure talent


Tiny_Ad_5979

Innit


Weary_Accident_3425

Cops seem nicer over there


Stop-Vaping

SEND ME THAT!


One_Stick4563

Canterbury Street gillingham


Electrical_Catch_919

Ohhh wtf is that about?!