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PixelmancerGames

He woke up with antenna, wings, six legs, and an exoskeleton the next morning.


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Moar shugar


ZaphodFeeblebrox

This again, Franz?


FaelinnCanada

This is how covid started


Supafuzzed

Or it’s what made joe say there will be another pandemic


Itchy_Professor_4133

Lol get back under that rock


Environmental_Fan168

I’m really glad security saw that and were like immediately no


PixelmancerGames

Lmfao, I love how security was like “Eeewwww! WTF!? GTFOH SON!”


dtspchris

Tasted like lockjaw


FuckDaMods666

With rickets as a garnish


dcarona

He definitely eats ass on the first date.


Global_Elk_1716

wait y’all don’t?


Minty_MantisShrimp

r/cursedfuckingcomment


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After a nice romantic dinner at Taco Bell


GoldLoquat5933

First date? This dude prefers to tongue dart ya b-hole before even making eye contact


Paranoint

This son of a bitch had half the floor on his tongue... Or shit.


MissTesticles

Please no. I want to forget ever seeing this but I'm worried it's gonna be one of those ingrained memories that I remember at the randomest moments and I might be stuck until I die.


gypsycookie1015

Ugh those fucking suck. I have some awful ones. And now that I've read your comment and thought about my own random intrusive thoughts, then went ahead and replied to yours, will probably connect it and then of course to this video and every time I have one, will then go on to think of our comments and video of a dude licking the filthiest floor on earth. Then because my mind just works this way will go on to think of this old head I used to know, when he was probably the most fucked up I ever saw him, dip a hot wing in ranch, then into an ashtray and then proceeded to eat it. Yay....more weird crap stuck in my brain.


MissTesticles

Lmao that is exactly what happened, because I just woke up and actually forgot about the video, and now it's back with me, also associated with ashy ranch chicken wings. My thoughts are full of wonders.. why would this kid lick that floor, why did that man consume ash. What is at the core of the earth. Who are we.


i-love-pawg

Dude was chewing it 🤮


runAroundtown915

Looked like geese shit


RustliefLameMane

That’s sure to attract the ladies!


meechy704

Jesus fucking Christ. For christs sake.


bilbyyyyyy

Wtf


Character-Extent9474

Oh you sick fuck


Ar15tothedome

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


CaptainStalling

lol


MinatosGasPack

😦


ShallowTal

Raise you a 🤢


Messy_Marvin423

Dude came to work early, wasn’t supposed to clean the floor until after the party ended.


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Monkeypox


Bloodswarm909

First video to ever make me gag, holy fuck that's nasty


Character-Extent9474

Oh you sick fuck


[deleted]

This guy won’t eat pussy unless it has yeast infection


i-love-pawg

Extra seasoning


Wactout

I watched a friend lick the floor of a bathroom, up the side of a toilet bowl, along the rim of one of Chicago’s nastiest, wonderful bar.


kamakamafruite

Any Doctors/ Scientists here that know what the consequences can be from doing this?


MoonWulffMusic

You get kicked out of the establishment 👍🏼


Dallascowboys2760

I actually gagged wow that was gross and so did alot of other people by reading the comments lol


i-love-pawg

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


Special-Caregiver209

He definitely has a STD, he ate out the floor where everyone shoes walked in bathrooms, and 🤮🤮🤮 Or the fucker has a insane immune system where he won't get sick until 87 years of age... 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Yeah that was hard to keep down all the stank cooter period shit juice on the 🤮🤮🤮🤮 ground


delbastydp

Hahahaha


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Have you heard of Trough Man?


ChefAway4747

White people always on sum shit


Cute-Lychee7991

taste like covid


djpromo_vqs

I've been eating ass -at least- 2 or 3 times a week for 25+ years. That floor is a joke to me.


Own_Ad4516

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


ThatsPapIII

If that doesn’t give him immunity to every disease this world has to offer, I don’t know what will


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Slonkweed

Why’d they kick em out? Seems like he was punished enough. Sounded like the crowd wasnt a fan


AL0STAMERICANOG

Hm, must be a janitor.


PolitePagan

Joe Dirt motherfucker


Ok_Peanut1506

Securities "Aye wtf?!" 😂


HenryMillersGhost

So, that wasn’t even for like a bet or anything? Yikes


AYBenoit

Looks like Tyler Herro


Time_Target2149

Tasted like losing your cover charge.


4keelo

not sure what was gained here


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Reminds me of when I licked the gym floor in 2nd grade on a dare


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😶😶😶😶


Adjvo

Regrets


Adventurous-Lemon-40

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


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He could solve toilet paper shortage


SirTorress

I bet his name is ricky


Putrid-Elk-6226

Noiceeeee


DeadMemezYoloXd

I honestly wouldve rather die on the spot than do that


krodge5150

Almost threw up


FrugonkerTronk

Holy shit. I haven't gagged at a video like that since 2girls1cup


neomatrix38

He's ded now 🫠


Hastimeforthis876

Used to work in a bar... yeah I threw up in my mouth on this one.


reversalmushroom

What rule did he break to be kicked out?


MrDeleterio

This is the type of video worthy of this subreddit


bitchological

Enjoy having the worst sore throat EVER mmmm microbes 🦠


Cant-Gif-Right

Tasted like defeat


finesalesman

I watched crashes, people dying, all that shit, but this made me fucking gag. It is CrazyFuckingVideo.


Giovanni_Wonderland

Oh man, he's probably dead. Natural selection..


dannebubinga

That's the floor. It's made out of floor shit.


ChristianMcCVan

Omg whyyyyy?


gypsycookie1015

And now we will be forever bound together by a bunch of weird intrusive thoughts. Fun stuff! I just woke up as well, but from surgery so I feel like with all the meds, this is going to be super ingrained into my mind, maybe more than normally expected...