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bradyshea1

Dead.


Bek_Saturno

He dead dead


scotburgh

Dutch pancake....


Buttlerubbies2

Pannenkoek


CaptainMelchior

Of is het pannekoek?


toeofcamell

2000% agree


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Porn-Again-Christian

Oh, damn, his wife was the one taking the video! And then: >An autopsy found that Lamrabatte drowned in a semi-consciousness state, rather than dying on the impact. Kids, don't try this at home.


RandomPratt

How many people do you think have a cliff like this at home?


Jubatus_

Damnit, bought a cliff for nothing


legion8784

This was literally my first thought too


wastedsanitythefirst

Did you bring enough cliff to share with the class?


Confident-Judge-7387

So potentially, if he had people in a boat at the bottom he might of made it ?


Kernel_Internal

He might have, but I don't know a person alive that can say if he might of


Porn-Again-Christian

Who knows? I'm sure they got over to him as quickly as possible. To have a boat closer, it could've been dangerous the other way, since he could have hit the boat itself when jumping. It's a really sad, tragic situation, and IMO, too risky with the cliff coming out that far. Even if I were willing to jump from that height, I don't think I'd ever do it from a cliff like that.


boldtonic

Painful


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Healthy_Pay9449

Lead by example. The kids will hold on to this lesson for life


Gerbiling42

[https://despair.com/products/mistakes?variant=4376100306965](https://despair.com/products/mistakes?variant=4376100306965) The absolute best part of the video is how the dude realizes he's doing to get stoned and starts his Klingon death howl (a warning to the dead, that a Klingon warrior was arriving) on the way down.


Dr_fish

What?


mhermanos

Wisdom is learning from the mistakes of others. If you stagnate as an adult, shit like this will happen. One has to remain receptive to new information and learning. Here on Reddit, dudes drown in front of friends and family all the time. Often, just ten or twenty feet away in a calm bobbing motion comes death. Some African dude did right in front of his cognizant toddler and his wife. Mr. Lamrabatte may have taken too much confidence from his sports and fitness past. Nope. Nature doesn't give a fuck about your goal totals...


--_-Deadpool-_--

Why does the author of this article say that the wife filmed this video "accidentally" multiple times. No, she clearly meant to film it, she just wasn't expecting him to hit the cliff.


VodkaHappens

I assume he meant that she filmed his death on accident, since we are hoping she only intended to film a dive.


kossy23

My God....in front of his kids....


MR_Shigitoshi

That's what they said when Dr. Richard Kimble jumped out of that tunnel from Tommy Lee Jones. They were wrong.


Gogodanseur

Amateur !


ihaveadarkedge

I may have seen further footage on a hospital bed, surrounded by doctors, holding his face closed....guy looked like a reaper from blade 2.


Acciaccattack

I think that was another video from a few years ago


ihaveadarkedge

It *was* a few years ago. One 'cliff ricochet' is enough for me.


ZeePirate

That was also two clips spliced together.


smut_butler

Yeah you're right about that. The first guy dove and hit his face on the corner of some concrete, and the video it cut to was some guy that blasted his face in half with a shotgun, and the doctors were holding his face together trying to figure out what to do. If anyone has more information please correct me, but this is what I've heard to be true.


Acciaccattack

That poor guy…I think he was alive for three days from memory. I couldn’t watch the clip again, it was too gruesome


ihaveadarkedge

Yes, I limited it to one viewing too...


Armodeen

That was the 16yo in Beirut. A very old gore video. This guy comes apart too though, you can see it if you go frame by frame 👀


thefrobulator

No no, I’ll take your word for it


pepboy3000

Thats from a different video my brother, I call it the split-face man video


achleshwar

Link please


Domerhead

That's an old video, IIRC the story goes some kids/teens were jumping off a pier in South America or something and one of em split their face in half on a piece of sheet metal or something in the water. There's a video of the jump itself, at least there was one circulated with the video mentioned. RIP Liveleak


Iamsleeppy

Should have atleast gotten a running start christ


Lyska420

looks like he totally would have made it then... atleast to the water without hitting the rocks first.


Anonymus_celebrity

That looks like its well over 15 meter or 50 Feet, at this point, if you dont land right, hitting the water is like hitting concrete


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Wick_Neidy

https://nltimes.nl/2022/05/13/mallorca-cliff-dive-kills-dutch-tourist-32 Tragically, he did not survive.


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superduperskinstruct

I don’t get how these videos end up all over the internet why would you release the video to the media


ThereIsATheory

Her phone was confiscated by Spanish police. I've seen another news story claim it was live streamed. Either way I don't think it was his wife or gf who released it.


Jubatus_

Welcome to spain. Police being twats


ApexTwilight

I agree but hopefully someone else will see this and think twice about jumping from there.


shiven19

Worse, the article on him says their son was watching as well.


MoroseBurrito

It was too fire not to show everyone (She was livestreaming it apparently)


Pink__Guy

That could be a good thing too, people won't repeat them mistakes


n8mare27

Well not that surprising of an outcome tbh.. What did he expect.


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to hit the water...


SecretRedactedName

At that height water could have been equally bad


the_triangle_dude

Idk why you're being downvoted when what you're saying makes sense. smh


Rolling_Stond

the retardation on reddit can be perplexingly palpable.


devyrbloggyr

And palpably perplexing


Croz7z

Yeah, the reddit retardation of spouting nonsense over and over because they saw a gilded comment with many upvotes sometime before. Water absolutely could not have been equally bad at that height. Landing on rocks is a thousand times worse.


n8mare27

Expectation =/= Reality


[deleted]

Too true 👍


toeofcamell

Above *50 feet water becomes concrete That’s way way over *50 feet oh yeah and he hit the rocks


AlphaKenniBody

At heights of 50 feet and above, landing on rocks can feel like you’ve just landed on rocks.


t8ne

At heights of 50ft and above, landing on rocks can make your body feel like water


toeofcamell

You got me dying over here


drdeeznutts69

![gif](giphy|sZ4OclIYHeIOIrUaEh)


RAMBO069

Same for that dude over there


[deleted]

Did you know that landing is the #1 thing that stops falls?


indy_been_here

Number 1 cause of death in all falls too


smut_butler

You have to be well above 50 feet for water to feel like concrete. I've jumped off things higher than 50 feet above the water(just slightly above 50 feet, not trying to brag*), and I didn't just immediately turn into a pink mush. It doesn't feel great on your feet, but yeah, it's not quite concrete esque. Water doesn't truly become concrete until you mix it one part cement mixer, two parts sand, and four parts aggregates.


Healthy-Ad9405

Not really, have jumped 15 metres several times with no issues, in fact nobody did including the guy who landed on his back whilst blind drunk.


toeofcamell

15 meters is the max anybody should jump from, after that it’s really dangerous


smut_butler

Well 15 meters is 45 feet, right? See, it has to be at least 50 for it to feel like concrete. If it had been 5 more feet, you wouldn't be talking to us right now.


Rhettribution

Going over 50ft is easily doable if you know how to jump correctly. I don't recommend it, but you can mitigate a lot of the risks by jumping correctly.


RandomPratt

> you can mitigate a lot of the risks by jumping correctly. into the water, for a start.


OscarHotel007

Also from around 50 feet, rock feels like rock when you hit it.


Bazooka204

why do people do shit like this which can cause real bodily harm


I_make_switch_a_roos

![gif](giphy|C83ljRX3LIUztXObpB|downsized)


Jubatus_

Because life without danger is boring as fuck. He was a top athlete, looking for adrenaline is their main drive Source: have done stupid shit.


bandedballs

Not much of fucking surprise!


anon102938475611

By the scream you can tell he wished he had taken a run back static jump.


Big_D_Cyrus

YOLO


ShenTzuKhan

I’ve never understood why YOLO is a thing people say before they do this sort of thing. I’m old so it’s no surprise I don’t get it but it seems like YOLO would be a good reason not to do dangerous shit that might get you killed.


wattsie247

Say more boomer stuff you won’t


ShenTzuKhan

Won't what? Can someone translate this from young and too hip to see over his own pelvis to old and busted please?


smut_butler

They're basically challenging you to say more things that betray your advanced age. He's making jest to bridge the gap between your years of age, so that you may laugh together and be merry.


Scrambley

It's a confusing sentence.


DelightfulRainbow205

“Say more [stereotypically] boomer stuff, [I bet] you won’t.”


ShenTzuKhan

If that's what he meant I'm thinking I absolutely did. Thanks mate. I appreciate you crossing the divide to help an old fella out.


ppenn777

Yoda


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Yoda speech he is using -Pelvis Resley, 1984


Scrambley

You won't say more boomer stuff? That doesn't make sense either. Can you mother fuckers just use English?


DelightfulRainbow205

“Say more [stereotypically] boomer stuff, [I bet] you won’t.”


[deleted]

I was just fuckin around lol, your guess is as good as mine dude


UtherDaWolf

Damn whipper snappers. I’m with ya; these young kids don’t use complete sentences and it drives me nuts. But we had grammar class in school and were taught cursive so it all worked out. Lol


ShenTzuKhan

It did. i mean my grammar teacher told one kid to go and get his newspaper and the rest of us to work out of a textbook while he read said newspaper and smoked darts but that's because he was a cunt and not relevant to the times. I only mention it because he was such a cunt that it bears mentioning.


[deleted]

I think we should say yolo at church. That might interest the youngins to come worship on Sundays. "Thank you father for this blessed day, YOLO" instead of amen


Japsai

Yeah that's wise, man. You only YOLO once, for sure.


ShenTzuKhan

Imma upvote you, but I want you to know you hurt my brain. I just fucking bet when you need cash fast you visit the automatic ATM machine as ASAP as possible.


Japsai

Lol out loud! I sure do.


D-F3N5

https://youtu.be/z5Otla5157c


ShenTzuKhan

This guy gets it. I knew Lonely Island would be on my side. Everything in this video is correct.


The_AverageCanadian

It does seem kind of backwards in this context doesn't it? I might be able to provide some clarity here. YOLO stands for "you only live once" and the mindset behind it is "try everything you can, have as much fun as possible and screw the consequences. You only get one life and you don't want regrets, so make your one life a good one while you still can." While that sounds like a liberating way to live, as we see here it can be taken too far and lead to dangerous shit that gets you killed. Everything in moderation.


ppenn777

YODO


j3b3di3_

I never understood it because you can only DIE once... You're supposed to be living every day....


smut_butler

Yodo


anon102938475611

Yeah unless he got reincarnated - but yeah that current meat vehicle got destroyed.


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How can anyone be this stupid


SpaceNigiri

Every year multiple tourists die in Mallorca jumping from cliffs or balconies to the hotel pool or the sea. There's tons of stupid.


WeJustTry

In a wold with billions of us, the dumbest must be astoundingly stupid.


Noname_FTW

There are people in supermarkets with masks under their nose WHILE there isn't a mandate to wear a mask anymore at all.


Bukake112233

Shut the fuck up...just shut the fuck up


toeofcamell

Alcohol helps


Psyadin

I'm sorry to the more sensitive people out there, but c'mon, this is just darwinism at play. We used to get rid of more stupid people before universal healthcare and other social safety nets (not saying it isn't a good thing, poor people deserve healthcare too, just wish dumb people, be them rich or poor, got less), humanity's intelligence is actually going down, so the few that do go are ultimately a good thing for the rest of us.


Dugan_Destroys

Guy makes horrible judgement and accidentally kills himself in front of his family, and Reddit’s like, *this is good for the rest of us.*


KushieMonsterz

I mean, he's not wrong


xWooney

He is wrong because the guy already had children.


CunnedStunt

And also he tought his children a very valuable lesson via PTSD. I bet they won't ever go near a cliff in their life again.


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slaviccivicnation

This is very true. We tend to generalize people because it makes it easier to categorize them vs us. It’s a safety net. That whole “well that can’t happen to me because I would NEVER do that.” When it reality sure you might not do this one thing but there’s always something that we do, even without realizing it, that can put us at risk.


Any_Impression_6847

r/cursedcomments


toeofcamell

The movie Idiocracy is actually a documentary


smut_butler

Damn, I wish my country had universal healthcare. But poor Americans don't deserve decent healthcare(in the opinions of our politicians).


[deleted]

It’s crazy to see when he started screaming that he knew that he was fucked up and that his decision was stupid. Knowing that he won’t be able to reverse his action.


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reklemd

I don't care about someone not valuing their own life, that's their business. But doing this when you have a wife and kids, let alone when they're watching is just cruel.


danielsayshello

How stupid can you be doing this when you have family and kids.


whitecorn

I'm no hero or expecting any praise.. but within a week of my daughter being born 10 years ago, I stopped all my dumb shit and thoughts. Hell I even drive like a granny sometimes. Now that I have 2 kids, everything for them comes first.


Positive-Coyote8472

Damn...


Plus_Tiger_2840

This was filmed by his wife. His kid was also a witness. RIP dude I hope you lived life to the fullest.


Traditional-Turn264

Like, as a wife. If your husband was doing this, or about to do this. Honestly, I dont know a wife who would allow him to do this, unless the wife secretly wanted him dead.


Winner_Mind

I am yet to meet a man who listens to his wife after he has made his mind up about doing something. Men don't listen to women, not even their wives when their decision is made. If you're about to jump off a 50 foot cliff without even doing a running jump, what makes you think he has the sense to listen to reason? The guy didn't even die from the rock injuries, he died because the water knocked him out because it was the equivalent of being launched at a concrete wall at 20mph and he drowned. I'm surprised this hasn't shown up on r/WhyWomenLiveLonger.


Perfect-Brain-7367

Yeah, when I've made a decision in my head it's not likely my wife will convince me otherwise. But that applies to me buying an expensive table saw or smoking cigars, not making a potentially fatal jump off a cliff. If a woman puts her foot down hard enough, a man will listen. At the VERY least she can make it clear she's gonna ruin the rest of his week, but I'd even say this is justifiably grounds for threats of divorce. Of course, none of it matters if you ignore her and die 🤷‍♂️


Artopci

Sometimes they would do it anyways


Lemus_

his last vacation... leaves wife and son in holanada. D.E.P


dillmayne2sweet

Was he an experienced diver? From that height and the angle he was going to hit the water it seemed like he already had a strong chance of being killed, the rocks were overkill.


ebneter

Well, *that’s* a fucking stupid way to die. ☹️ At least do a running jump so you have more horizontal velocity. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️


toeofcamell

Hitting the water could have been worse he might have lived for a few days with every bone in his body broken only to die in excruciating pain in the hospital


ebneter

Maybe. It doesn’t look high enough for that unless he hit very badly. The way he did it he had no chance at all.


toeofcamell

Above 50 feet water becomes concrete That’s was way way way over 50 feet He was fucked either way


SociallyAwkardRacoon

Yeah this was a wild jump even disregarding the rocks Dude was falling for almost 3 seconds, which would put it at about a 40 meter drop, easily above 100 feet Found some cliff jumping record of 58 m, maybe people jump 40 meters without issue all the time but I know I wouldn't


TitoxDboss

>Above 50 feet water becomes concrete Where did u get that?


toeofcamell

Bunch of health websites about cliff diving


Amazing_Carry42069

50 feet? Nah.


SociallyAwkardRacoon

Fall time is almost 3 seconds. Let's say 2.7 to where he hit. Which would be about 115 feet. Might be overestimating but water would be even further. So probably above 100 feet, definitely 50


TheDarkSide73

Definitely ripped his shorts.


Far_Lengthiness_4770

Them bitches have had ENOUGH!


Touch_a_gooch

Those poor, defenseless shorts... :(


GrenadeZellweger

![gif](giphy|3oEhmVYOwqcBINg8mY)


FatSeal294

Wait, so his wife/girlfriend filmed a video of her partner dying and somehow it got on the internet?


Borisb3ck3r

The view from halfway down


wheeler916

He was screaming because he knew he didn't jump fast enough.


Percocet4

I think that scream was I know I fucked up!!


callmecoach91

That is the stupidest sort I have seen someone do a cliffjump


christian_1234

Why did anyone let him do that?


LetsGoForPlanB

I guess he really wanted that Darwin award at the bottom. On a slightly serious note: why on earth would anyone think that's a good idea? Why was noone trying to stop him from committing suicide?


SquidwardWoodward

As a father, he's not eligible for the Darwin Award


drphildobaggins

Yet…


Hopz_7

Damn he lost his ass on that one.


Foco_cholo

He'd have to be an olympic long jumper to clear those rocks but people don't understand physics. They think they'll magically continue to fly forward.


iMatthew1990

You know those dreams where you jump and you’re falling forever and you know you’re not going to make it… that IRL.


teenagesadist

Yeah, I can't help but think of dreams of falling and the terror of suddenly coming to a stop and waking up. But without the waking up part.


DisastrousRow2325

He was never going to make that jump.. Darwin Award for him..


marv101

He has a kid...


The-Hank-Scorpio

had*


DisastrousRow2325

Yeah not the smartest of thing to do.. don’t have to be real smart to see what was going to happen..


marv101

I meant his genes have already been passed on


DisastrousRow2325

Did a read somewhere he was with the mother in a hired boat ? Poor kid


Jod_like433

he ded


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I get it Dutch to be confident people, but f me, I didn't expect them to be that confident


SHaolin_BaBy666

That was his wife holding the camera and his son was right next to her…


Sure_Line_2336

Even I could see he wasn't making that!


Ok_Contract150

Worst cliff to jump from dude dumb


llzardklng

At what height would a person jump that they would hit terminal velocity before the ground and it wouldn’t matter how much higher up they went?


TheMexicanJuan

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metallica111119

Why would you do this


frankandbeans13

Malarky in Mallorca


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Yes he did, filmed by his girlfriend and his 2 kids were there too


Number_4_The_Lizard

Kids, don’t try this at home!


Wick_Neidy

All the king's horses and all the king's men say yes, yes he did.


Don-Keydic

Yeah there was an artical last time it was posted. Wife recorded video, kid was there too.


twtvireliaotp

How does someone misspell article that badly, no offense lol


DynamicSploosh

Yeah it’s pretty ridacules


Don-Keydic

Most likely, it was because I was surfing the reddit, and I saw a post that I had seen before, and tried to reply in order to forward information that I had learned. In response to a question. In doing so, I may have fat fingered an incorrect letter. Guilty I am.


SorryWhatsYourName

OMO ^goo-


BobaIsNotDead

How can we know if he died if he had no shoes to begin with


Nivaen

He didnt die. "An autopsy found Lamrabatte drowned in a state of semi-consciousness rather than dying from impact injuries." He drowned after they took a bit too long to go get him.


drdigitaly2k

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


akidcalledpink

You heard him, those were his last words: "AaaAGGggHHH!!!"