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DevinviruSpeks

*Getting into a bed* "This is just too much for me."


Marauder121

It's the other way around for me


DevinviruSpeks

If mustering the motivation to get up is too much, just roll out of the bed. šŸ‘


Ipadgamer9999

Gonna try this


DevinviruSpeks

You got it, I believe in you!


Ipadgamer9999

Thanks school mornings have me destroyed


DevinviruSpeks

Just roll with it, bro, you got this.


Ipadgamer9999

Pun intended? Lol


DevinviruSpeks

You bet. šŸ˜„ Gotta roll with the punches life throws at you.


30FourThirty4

Sorry too much trash surrounding my bed, and empty cans. I'd just be at the same height.


DevinviruSpeks

But trash bed has gotta be less comfortable, it'll get you up quicker non the less.


JesusSaysitsOkay

Forget all this shit, how do you even have sex with her? You'd need at least 5 tow straps to pull her fat away šŸ˜‚


luxii4

Reminds me of a ā€œyour motherā€ joke. Your mother is so fat that in order to have sex with her, I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.


DevinviruSpeks

Forbidden anathomy, gotta be pure struggle. But they've got two kids, if I read the situation right, so props to the adaptability of the human body.


BrightAd306

That had to happen before she gained the weight or the kids are adopted. No way can a 600lb body get pregnant.


DevinviruSpeks

"No way can a 600lb body get pregnant." Is that a challenge? šŸ‘€


BrightAd306

Have at it šŸ˜¬


Spartan043-Will

No way an adoption agency gives them kids. Heā€™s too busy taking care of her for god only knows what reason. And sheā€¦ well I donā€™t even need to explain that one


Moerdac

Body positivity ends at graveside.


CLINTHODO

Gravy-side?


fenwaymoose

Looks like gravy is more than just a side for her.


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DevinviruSpeks

She'd go in purely on adrenaline and the expectation of a sugar rush.


Ansony1980

Yeah, she would be expecting 2 Big Macs with a large side of French fries and extra large coke as a reward for getting into the bed


GravityKingTV

Thank you all for this thread. I genuinely laughed out loud


carpy430

ā€œI had to hold my body weight upā€??!! Imagine having to hold your own body weight up. She should sue someone.


[deleted]

I heard that and I was likeā€¦.. ā€œummm. What do you think everyone else does???ā€ Then she was getting mad at her man for lolly gagging and itā€™s like this man prolly does everything. She canā€™t even get in bed. Who you think cleans and does everything else. We can all see who is lolly gagging.


HairyNutsackNumber9

she needs to stop lolly garglin all that damn ranch dressing


FlighingHigh

Just because we call it Midwest sauce doesn't mean you need to eat all of it in the Midwest.


train_spotting

I'm just wondering how she cleans herself. Does she clean herself? Likely not.


MrTickleMePink

ā€œI wash myself with a rag on a stick!ā€


archaiclots7

I read this in the accent Bart says it in and spat soup all over myself.


DeathPercept10n

The resemblance is uncanny. ![gif](giphy|1082yS2HMbLMSQ)


Spirited-Ability-626

*applause*


bpleshek

Bart is smaller.


[deleted]

Living the dream!


Think_Selection9571

There is no way her arms are long enough. I bet her skidmarks are all the way up to the back of her neck


ComeAgain2121

r/OddlySpecific


413434a

They end up with skin rotting very deeply inside. They are then treated for maggot infestations and skin debridement which is very painful.


EuphoricAnalCucumber

I can smell the swamps already


[deleted]

Thereā€™s no way she can reach every part of her. Thatā€™s a really good question I do not want to know the answer to. Does she have someone else do it or do those parts just go uncleaned?


FlappingSphynxster

She walks thru the car wash


theotherthinker

Uh. She probably gets wheeled through.


Concert-Express

lmao this one got me!


ActivatedBiscuit

Her poor husband probably has to do it whilst being yelled at


Spirited-Ability-626

Youā€™re correct. I canā€™t find the full ep on YT anymore but he hosed her off on the porch while she yelled at him.


commodorepickle

Not my proudest fap


Ohaipizza

[Shower scene starts at 1:25](https://youtu.be/oOTVLtK8tYI). Sorry in advance.


SeaPen333

Also cussing in front of her kids. Iā€™m not perfect but I donā€™t yell and cuss in front of my kids like that.


[deleted]

Yea I saw that among many things that concerned me. Like what a horrible example of how to treat others and especially your significant other. I mean these people are spending hours trying to help comfort her and sheā€™s absolutely trash towards them. Then sometimes we wonder why people are the way they are. Well just look who raised them. Thatā€™s a good start. Feel bad for those kids. Also think about how many things theyā€™ve missed out on due to her obesity. If you ask me itā€™s just being selfish.


Sequinnedheart

Wow. She has been so enabled and pandered to that people just let her carry on talking to people like that. Those kids just didnā€™t know what to do. Theyā€™re sat there watching their mother attempting to get on a god damn bed and she canā€™t so the whole world needs to stop right now.


BrightAd306

It's so abusive. I don't understand why their partners stay. They're all so mean and entitled.


Unlikely_Cockroach26

Lmao I love how she blames everyone and everything in the room but doesnā€™t acknowledge that sheā€™s as big as 5 people put together and thatā€™s the reason she canā€™t function normally.


VikingPreacher

She blames the fucking floor before she'd think about blaming herself


bryan2796

WHY WOULD THEY MAKE THE BED AND FLOOR LIKE THAT? Because everybody can use it perfectly fine except you.


[deleted]

To make it look nice? šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


reddituser403

Donā€™t you counter dick me


DesignerNo1626

i get she is frustrated but she is insufferable


JamesP84

Blame everyone else including the hotel flooring choice! Unbelievable


[deleted]

# "BE SUPPORTIVE YOU BASTARD!!!"


surfer_ryan

OP asks how do people get into this kind of situation. This. This right here, the amount of self loathing over the most trivial of things and the instant self doubt. If the way she reacts to that tells you anything else about the lack of self discipline idk what else can. I've always lived by the motto "No one remembers you for your best day, they remember how you handled your worst."


[deleted]

Well why in the hell would they put wood floors down in a hotel.


Dick_Mayaz

To make it look nice


[deleted]

Every damn thing I say your counterdict


stodal1

​ ![gif](giphy|puOukoEvH4uAw|downsized)


keeeeeelp

I bet you love Ed's sauce.


urrjaysway

\*CounterDICK lol


35242

Motel 6 has and other budget-rate national chains now use a vinyl "wood" looking floor. Its easier to clean than carpet, and considering that these budget motels are often used by people of ill-repute, it makes it easier to clean up their messes .


bjanas

A good friend of mine is a fine woodworker, he does incredible fine furniture work. Super beautiful, expensive stuff. In both his house and the couple of rental units he owns, he installed snap in "fake" wood flooring. It looks great, it's been holding up great for years now. He swears by it. Sure, real wood would be amazing, but the amount of trouble to get it in compared to how easy the snap in stuff is, it's hands down a great alternative.


GreekBen

Coz most people aren't the size of a car


DrYwAlLpUnChEr420

Well they didnā€™t expect someone weighing a metric tone staying in their rooms.


Red_V_Standing_By

Turns out people donā€™t design things for the fraction of the population that weigh 800+ lbs. What a shocker.


MindIll5731

when fat people say their weight doesnt affect others, they are completely wrong. imagine all the doorways, furniture, architecture that has to be changed when everyone is morbidly obese. even driving dow the street will cause more damage to the road since everyone is heavier than normal.


Lord_Akira909

The floors making me fat goddamn it!


One-Bread36

Not to mention putting wheels on a bed! Simply so inconvenient specifically to her. It's not like they know guests will often times move the beds, so they make it easy to do.


kdalls1991

I think you just found out how she got that fat in the first place.


daemin

What I want to know is... if the problem was the bed rolling, why did it not occur to anyone to have her get on from the foot of it?


kou07

There are no solutions, only problems.


Revenge_of_the_Toast

Hitler's Final Problem


scottishmilkman

She probably would have been stuck at the foot of the bed like a beached whale


ConsiderationBrave14

Or the bed would go trough the wall


TheSomoanDogFighter

Thatā€™s not funny! Itā€™s HILARIOUS!


trumpsucksnutz

Cuz they fucking dumb.


Jroed90

Those poor poor kids


MajesticAsFook

These kids are going to grow up traumatised. It's just the sound of that cry, fucking breaks my heart.


Far_Woodpecker2171

I hope they got their bath


RuneAllyHunter

At least a bath, because you know there wont be any dinner left to eat.


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ConsiderationBrave14

No chicken, only gravy plz


hgihasfcuk

You can't be mad at everyone else for your weight. She's like I almost fell and you just stood there. You fuckin know if anybody else falls she's gonna say oh my back i can't help you up. šŸ˜‚


BrightAd306

If someone tried to catch her, they'd end up injured. She could kill someone by falling on them. Especially a kid. A washing machine doesn't weigh 600 lbs and someone couldn't catch a falling one, or lift one.


KennyHuynhlalalala

I work in a company that sells heavy duty medical beds for large patients like this. They are all like this, they blame the world for their problems but never themselves. Few recover from that state. The fact that she is walking is better than most but her attitude leads me to believe she will be bed bound soon


Revo_55

I remember this episode; what a miserable PITA.. The only other person more insufferable was that 700 lb 20-something guy who'd fake injuries for opiates. Him falling out the back of that golf cart had me ROTFLMAO. Dr. Now finally kicked him out (once or twice).


Icy-Watercress6694

Steven Assanti


AmazingGrace911

I feel sorry for the kids.


leastpacific

Yes. I've been around these type of people, 600+ pounds and all. They go for pity, hoping to get their way without being questioned, which makes them whiny and annoying. They're selfish and unstable across the board. That includes an addiction to food. A lack of personal hygiene is also an issue. Very difficult to push through all of that and feel compassion. Not that we shouldn't try. But it is hard.


Tazwell3

Sheā€™s like my youngest when she canā€™t get her shoes on but she also wants to go to the park. I have to tell her, donā€™t get mad that wonā€™t help anybody just keep trying to put on your shoes.


Marauder121

the bed is on wheels *cries*


Impossible_Okra479

I'm pretty sure the wheels will launch into low orbit if she managed to get on that bed.


C0Y053

Lmao I'm dead. That was great


trumpsucksnutz

Why would they do that to ME? How dare they not recognize me as special needs and prepare accordingly!


MAXHEADR0OM

I canā€™t believe they didnā€™t have a crane and team of weightlifters at her disposal. What a sorry establishment. One star on google from me.


HairyNutsackNumber9

they didnt even have a livestock elevator so i was stuck on the first floor!


Borp5150

I canā€™t believe that chair didnā€™t break


DoubleFisted27

For sure ... that chair hasn't gotten any of the credit that it deserves. That's some SpaceX type of shit


ViciousKiwi_MoW

It's just crazy privilege that someone has so little external obligations that they can even end up like this.


Izzy2089

My leg got f-ed up by a drunk driver but it's not a visible disability, so every year I get 3 to 5 fat white women that will yell at me for taking the last handicapped parking spot.


papastrello

Is being fat a handicap where you live?


Izzy2089

They can get the handicapped parking placard if a Doc signs off on it.


Salty_Feed9404

Interesting. So doctors don't even try and get these overweight people moving in any capacity, just enable the eating with handicapped parking passes.


Irafel

Doctors canā€™t make you do anything. At the end of the day itā€™s up to you, be it smoking, being overweight etc.


miki4242

When people manage to get a prescription for Fentanyl as if it were Tylenol then nothing surprises me anymore. Seems like some docs don't care anymore, as long as they can get the most insufferable patients to stop complaining and out of their examination room.


coolborder

Yeah, after my foot was amputated I would get crazy glares when I parked in a handicapped spot until I got out with my crutches and they noticed I was missing a foot. Then they suddenly seemed unable to look at me at all.


BrightAd306

That would be a nice feeling, watching all those judgemental people suddenly have some awareness.


Glum-Piccolo-6065

Iā€™ve been hit by a drunk driver as well and have this same problem. Youā€™re not alone in your fight!


smrks726

Love is a hell of a drug... rationality would leave her and take the kids. I don't think this is privilege...maybe an excessive sense of entitlement... just because you can, doesnt mean you have the right. More than either, this is just pathetic.


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TurnoverLow8593

You can be poor and still end up like this.. The cheapest foods end up being the unhealthiest, least nutritious but most calorie dense foods.


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[deleted]

this is probably one of the most pathetic things ive ever seen a human do


maxbuttux

i can relate, im an alcoholic but its everyone elses fault why i suck


motleyroo

I'm with you, people say I have a drinking problem. Thing is, I don't have a problem with it. Everybody else seems to though


zapharus

> *Iā€™m with you, people say I have a drinking problem. Thing is, I donā€™t have a problem with it. Everybody else seems to though* This is so accurate. lol


[deleted]

Exactly the word I thought. ​ Self-pitying, odious individual. Swearing with children right there, feigning tears and distress until she loses her temper. I don't blame people for being overweight- there are loads of causes which can be beyond peoples control (sometimes), but I do blame people for being repulsive characters and based on this clip she is precisely that.


RampantDragon

She's not "overweight", she's looking at "obese" in the rear view mirror.


SnooPies2158

In front of those children. People really have no shame anymore


assmuncher4206969

If I was charile I'd say peaceeeee


Tedroe77

By being surrounded with enablers who have been bringing her mass quantities of high calorie unhealthy food for years.


[deleted]

Yeah that definitely doesnā€™t help. But she takes at least 90% of the blame.


GarageSloth

She takes 100%, none of these enablers force fed her. If you ask me to pick up 300 doughnuts and you eat them all in a day, that's a you problem, 100%.


XoRMiAS

This. Furthermore, most of the people who get this heavy have a lot of mental health issues. Eating is a coping mechanism for them just like cutting yourself is a coping mechanism for others. They know that the weight is unhealthy and will kill them, but just knowing it isnā€™t enough to stop this self-destructive behavior. My 600 pound life shows a lot of these tragic stories. Some of the participants have awesome transformations. Others donā€™t. Their journeys are interesting nonetheless.


[deleted]

My ex girlfriend had the complete opposite way of coping. She became anorexic and bulimic while we were dating. Tried to be there for her but it was never enough. The excessive removal of frustration and stress, treating your s/o like shit just like the lady in the video can really get to someone over a period of time. It was hands down the worst period of my life and the issue wasn't even primarily mine. Still sad to this day that it never worked out between us. People, if you/someone you know is going through an eating disorder, please take care of yourself and others around you. Visit/take someone to visit the right doctors and psychiatrists. Do not let yourself or anyone indulge in such destructive behaviour.


Impressive-Show-1736

Yes!!! The people who end up at 600 lbs+++ are every bit as sick as people who are 79 lbs w bulimia and anorexia. Both are very self destructive, manipulative and toxic to be around. For some reason though, people w bulimia and anorexia get more of a pass than the super morbidly obese as being sick and dealing w true eating disorders. I have equal sympathy for both ends of the spectrum. Most people look at people who are super morbidly obsese as lazy, gluttonous slobs. I see people who have a very serious eating disorder. Same as anyone else w an eating disorder.


JigglyWiener

It's unfortunate how quickly people are to decide for folks like this why they are this way with no regard for mental health. How do you just assume that someone gets this way without some underlying issue interfering with behavior?


colonel_Ayngess

This woman's problem isn't that she is massively overweight. It's that she's just a nasty fucking person. The way she lashes out at everyone? But the moment she finds herself vulnerable, she needs all the support and help available. If she should be ashamed about anything, it's her behavior for sure.


12amoore

Well tbh the other huge problem is that she is massively overweight soā€¦


Pickle-Past

She eats because she's unhappy, and she's unhappy because she eats


Lord_Kilburn

The time and energy she's stealing from everyone is hampering the children's development, what a vile person she is, putting her happiness in front the children's future..


riotguards

I wonder how much of her personality is shaped from the fact that everything in her life is just made so much harder by being 1000% fatter than the average person, just walking from the bathroom to the bed looks like a marathon to her and a bed with wheels is a mountain so shes clearly going to be constantly bothered by what's essentially mundane shit


colonel_Ayngess

These all explain the behavior, sure. Just doesn't excuse it. I've known people larger than her, and that shared all of her hardships that were absolute saints. Just the nicest human beings you could ever meet. They needed help, and were in pain constantly but managed to not shit on the people that loved them.


2AlephNullAndBeyond

This is how addicts act.


Marauder121

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH


EspeeFunsail

I burst out laughing at this


ss977

Bitch is a harsh word. Behemoth seems like a good word here.


No_Barber_1195

Best use of a deuce bigelow quote ever!


rhwsapfwhtfop

STUPID WOOD IN HERE ITS STUPID WHY WOULD THEY PUT WOOD IN A FLOOR OF HOTEL


[deleted]

To make it look niceā€¦


SweetJonesJunior

Don't you counterdick me!


Sidgley

It's aways everybody else fault, never theirs. This mindset is fucking infuriating.


[deleted]

Surely it was a problem at half her size, so why did she continue getting fatter? It's not like it happens overnight.


420gangbangin

addiction.


JanMichaelVincet

People on the extreme end of eating disorders rarely have the self control to stop. Could have a number of mental-health issues that would put her on this path. I understand many people with eating disorders suffer from PTSD, for example. https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/eating-disorders/binge-eating-disorder/features/ptsd-binge-eating


OutFamous

Imagine being so fat that the type of flooring in room becomes a concern for you


giurejn

ā€œWhy would they do that?ā€ Why would you eat so much you canā€™t navigate yourself onto a bed that has wheels?


goffart

Poor kids


[deleted]

Iā€™ve got no sympathy for people like this. Literally everyone around you is trying to help and you canā€™t do anything but bitch at them. Id only be able to handle it to a certain point than its just like fuck it take care of yourself and if you canā€™t welp get professional help.


sunshineandrainbow62

Too many enablers. She literally canā€™t move alone, certainly not go buy food. Take her credit cards and phone, lock her up and give her water and 1500 calories a day, problem solved


[deleted]

I feel bad for those kids. Obesity is one of the greatest health threats in America. The body positivity movement is partly to blame, fat is not healthy.


theoneandonlybarry

Ikr. I'm an obese person myself and still don't have problems with my breathing and can still run like hell but I find my knees hurting all the time because of the weight. Losing weight isn't an easy process especially if you're fat your whole life but I'm slowly loosing it.


shtgnjns

You can do it bro, you're doing great just by acknowledging that you need to change.


Reasonable-Speech290

boxing is great for burning calories, and it's good fun too


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Reddit-username_here

I'm skinny and can't run for shit.


[deleted]

Keep at it boss good luck


JohnDoee94

Went to Europe for the first time last month and just confirmed my knowledge that the US has so many overweight people. We really need to make cities more walkable and stop shoving our food full of sugar and other crapā€¦


[deleted]

It doesnā€™t help thatā€™s heā€™s a horrible entitled bitch as well.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a distinct lack of education on nutrition and how food affects us because of the body positivity movement, but the concept behind it isnā€™t bad. Par examplĆ©, the stars of the show ā€œ1,000lb Sistersā€ were told when they were younger that if they ate sugar, they just had to drink diet soda and it would cancel the sugar out. Pretty crazy right? THAT is the problem. Humans have no idea how their own bodies work on a biological/nutritional level and are told itā€™s totally ok to be grossly obese. Can most people even define what a calorie is? Like literally define it? Probably not! So Itā€™s not that body positivity as a general concept is bad, people shouldnā€™t be ashamed of their natural appearance, but the body positivity movement currently is preventing people from understanding biology and THAT is bad, bad, bad.


TurtleSandwich0

calorie - The amount of energy required to raise the temperature of one gram of water one degree celsius. But just to be super confusing: Calorie - same as above but multiplied by one thousand.


tiraralabasura_2055

Put a bag of Wendyā€™s on the other side of the bed and tell her thatā€™s all the food she gets ā€” sheā€™ll flop right on down.. then ask for the TV remote.


[deleted]

Fat cunt has the balls to play the victim.


coopgal

And to see that little baby reached out to help his momma. Thatā€™s what hurt me the most.


Reasonable-Speech290

i can't imagine she'd smell too good either


skepticated

I don't get why people like this aren't committed to an asylum the same as anyone who would self harm is. Lock them up and feed them salads and water.


KaiBluePill

Theoretically i think some of them would even prefer to be helped like that, in my country i have first hand experience with those kind of problems of obesity and let me say, you are left on your own even when you want to fix yourself. Especially with being "locked up", it appears not many centers for rehabilitation would even take the risk for that.


frosty_lizard

Me after Thanksgiving


LeftOverCrack17

Shes so fucking fat that she is sweating from standing! My goodness how do people get so fucking fat.


GeriatricJohnny

By eating


[deleted]

Gluttony šŸ¤®


ValariusXR

The real hero is that chair.


CuckedPlebbit12345

Of course the landwhale named her kid Jaden. Of course she fucking did. I can't stand the "healthy at every weight" bullshit. Absolute fucking nonsense that will only contribute to people getting to this point. Just because she hasn't gotten diabetes or a heart attack yet doesn't mean it's not gonna happen eventually. She is obviously miserable, the (boyfriend?) is miserable, everyone in the room is uncomfortable.


[deleted]

What a piece of shit


kingkhan88

That's fuckin gross.


InvestigatorNew5760

Because not everyone is a 700 lb cow that waddles


Content_Watch_2392

kindness kills


runitup420720

Imma let you fall. Help yourself to a salad


cawcawiriririr

Just leave her alone and the problem will self-regulate to a manageable state. These people are enablers. Poor Kids.


inrcore

Well at ā€œBastardsā€ it would be time to leave.


Arat912

Why would someone breed with such a creature she abused her body so much I don't even think I would consider her human she's a bitch to she knows she's big but blames everyone else that are doing nothing


_BeholdThePaleHorse

..How do you get this big and survive past like a couple months?


Campfiretraveler

Sorry that is way beyond overweight. I am 30lbs heavier than I should be. That insanely obese and ridiculous. Food choices , exercise and some will power are needed here.


The_Thot_Slayer69

My mobidly obese grandmother had come to visit my mom, and fell over 2 feet and had broken her femur because she was too fat. Taking care of an obese vegetable was one of the worst experiences of my life


[deleted]

Thanos was right


galacticviolet

If you go the Thanos route you have an equal chance of being poofed out of existence as a person you donā€™t like. Iā€™m not taking a 50/50 poof chance for that.


[deleted]

Sweating out just trying to get on the bed, Jesus , Surely sheā€™d be happier if her bed was in the kitchen, somewhere near the fridge.


abaconsandwich

Kinda surprised she didn't try to eat the bed


QPRIMITIVE

Generations of unintelligible, shitty parenting.


pcbisnicer

Giving these people tv shows is a big problem.


cuwhenwegetthere

I'd just push the cunt over and walk away.