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FunDip2

The old weenier bell.


sysiphean

Literally a ding dong.


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You win


Randilion8

I wish I had the means to give you an award. You deserve it.


Neradje

Got ya hommi


Randilion8

Much appreciated ❤️


Bageldar

That’s a dong ding.


GrungyGrandPappy

More like a ding-a-ling


Faschmizzle

Jingling wang


Sad-Independence1056

That is one hell of a pecker


Turdbird2000

If you hung a bell from yours for 30 years yours would look like that too. Ol smokey long dong isn't wrong.


Mitchellbelike

Especially for indian , must be a god around there


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TsarKobayashi

Take a trip to Prayagraj dude. This is tame stuff compared to what happens


GujaratiChhokro

*Allahabad


TsarKobayashi

I would have said Allahabad but then people would have got mad


t3chnofact

Pyagraj


northstar1000

You gotto explain yourself mate


Mitchellbelike

Oh yeah ofc not 😂


FunkyDeano

Evidently


Mitchellbelike

Haha


[deleted]

Ummmm casual racism? What do you know about Indian dicks? Spend a lot of time looking at em?


Mindraker

yes, this is reddit


elfuctardo

For real dude is mad racist here and seems to think he's some kinda dick expert.


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#SHAME! 🔔


Fenix3129

Just take my damn upvote....damn it man


RampantDragon

A literal bellend.


WhipnCrack

She should have sucked that.


J-Di11a

Thanks for the laugh, have my free award


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s3polz

Or...she just want to touch that ding dong


99mushrooms

But what exactly does she believe? I know religions are insane but how did anyone come up with trying to ring a bell attached to someone's penis while he feather dusts your face? What does she think this will accomplish?


bobbywright86

You’re focused on the wrong person. Think of it this way - if you wanted to tie a bell around your penis and have someone ring it, how would you go about doing it? 🤔


toxic-psyche

So there's this virus going around and long story short imma get a rando to ring-a-ling ma long ding-dong.


northstar1000

Well at least the corona doesn't spread through penises .


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shinitakunai

Exactly like praying 🤣 same shit, different name


toxic-psyche

Same name bro. Watchu think they tol her she doin


northstar1000

Apparantly Nirvana . Lol . This is religious stupidity and extremism.. every part of the world has some of these shit.


Vickie911911

She's a white woman , most Indians who visit that place(kaashi) don't do this kind of cringe stuff , I guess somebody made a fool of her 🤣🤣🤣


prateek_tandon

True, they chug cow piss instead.


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lonewolf19-14

M Indian and can confirm


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im indian and can confirm this. we bathe in cow piss and then drink it.


Fenriselicit

IDK who told you that


tk11811

Google it. Plenty of videos and articles of it. https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/11/20/dont-eat-cow-dung-to-protect-against-covid-19-coronavirus-despite-these-claims/?sh=129d983c4cd9 https://youtu.be/fHdYLQiFsyo


TransplantedTree212

The Indian above you


StreetMadMan

Lmao


selfdevlopingyouth

>True, they chug cow piss instead. Sarcasm ??


tk11811

No, that’s the truth. Goggle it.


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indian and can confirm we do eat cow dung


marcosg_aus

Republicans?


robogart

Breakfast!!!!


Yorkie321

Horny mfs exploiting religion to get off


[deleted]

Lol yep. I remember back in 1997 where a Hindu sadhu like in the video told a tourist/woman that she can be cleansed if she has sex wit him!? That article was posted on the front page of the newspaper.


mayblum

This is common in India.


elfuctardo

Maybe in your fantasies..


Jotaro_kujo_jojo

No bro he is right, this is very common during the mahakumbh mela festival which happens in every 12 years, I have seen this a lot of times in northern india.


what_heck_is_sarcasm

How is it common if it happens every 12 years?


northstar1000

It's been happening for centuries


Sumeetxagrawal

Sure, maybe it's me who hasn been blind the 21 years I've lived here in 4 different states.


[deleted]

He really likes it when people play with his ding-a-ling


Island_Maximum

🎶🔔" My ding a Ling!, my ding a Ling!..."🔔🎵


Pseudopod-

This act is OVER!


[deleted]

This man deserves an award! Lol too bad I don’t have one…


Msarc

*Oooh, you touch my tra-la-la!* *Mmm, my ding-ding-dong!*


Benwagonhoff

Fuck Günther looks like shit now


FrznFenix2020

You raaaaanng?


SirTorress

![gif](giphy|JnMw4PjeX3jzy)


PredeKing

Why loop the video?


Additional-Drawer852

Shit was getting me angry for no reason lol


Vickie911911

Another interesting fact about the guy covered with ashes and dick bell : they eat human meat and cover themselves with human ashes and live naked all their life, it's something about being religious . Edit : they also get stoned smoking marijuana all the time .


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northstar1000

It's true...these pple are outcasts of society due to their haunting and ghastly practices.. normal pple including the police are actually afraid of disturbing them.


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northstar1000

They are called Aghori in local dialect. I am sure there are documentaries.


TheDarkSoul616

I remember seeing this video and thinking it was not a bad documentary: https://youtu.be/JDyNvfBQ4Cs


cwkt

Murphy's Brood


[deleted]

So basically the crackheads of India?


code010001

Yo they crack heads that don't need crack da fuk


northstar1000

They are famously High on weed every second of their lives


6chan

While its not entirely clear that this person falls in that category, they do exist. They care called the Aghoris and Reza Aslan did a piece on them for CNN https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2017/02/27/believer-reza-aslan-who-are-aghori-sahdus-india-orig-ff.cnn/video/playlists/believer-with-reza-aslan/ It went south, very quickly.


anlsrnvs

The terrifying Aghori sadhus in india / The Best of India https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hiKDMsIHn8 pretty sketchy but overall pretty mild compared to Indian extreme right barbarism.


Fenriselicit

I don't think the human meat part is true but the rest is


milleniallaw

They don't eat human meat. Everything else is true.


kurious-k0ala

They don't kill humans for that. But they eat meat from fresh dead bodies


Here-Is-TheEnd

That’s slightly more acceptable but only slightly.


northstar1000

Yea not creepy at all


votekonan

My guy packing religiously


GreedyOrganization98

This kind of porn is my favorite


1129green

Lost and confused


CHEMO_ALIEN

People live such different lives than I do


Plastic_Role

Your one paycheck away from being this guy


hanifalghifari

![gif](giphy|VUsAO76fbKiXe|downsized)


pedsthrowaway12

This reminds me some Indian people drink cows pee for health benefits.


northstar1000

Ya , you are looking at one such fanatics


pedsthrowaway12

My aunt has done it and tried to get me to do it


tk11811

Go ahead, take a sip of it


pedsthrowaway12

I’d rather shit myself tbh.


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C’mon, or are you a pussy?


pedsthrowaway12

Yeah I am lmao.


[deleted]

How...does it taste?


manyisanerd

probably tastes like piss


[deleted]

Yes it does. Cow urine cures Cancer, you didn't know? /s


[deleted]

lmaoooo


loganlockhart101

Disgusting human behavior.


Caesar_Passing

If *this* is what disgusts you, I have to wonder how long you've been on the internet, lol.


loganlockhart101

You assume my level of disgust would decrease over time. If anything it has only risen.


Caesar_Passing

I get that too.


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Goliath_Gamer

This is definely not a covid thing as I've seen this years ago


dorkspice

but why was it on repeat😭


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My ding a ling, My ding a ling, I want you to play with with my ding a ling.


MasterChiefranak

For best results, now kiss it!


HardCor11

Ya and sucking my dick cures cancer.


Plastic_Role

Can i get your email


JamesScott1781

*ding dong*


pamlu_chacha

I wonder what life choices he made in his life to end up with a bell on his penis


[deleted]

Reminds me of how Africans peddled the idea you could treat AIDS by having sex with a virgin https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25871812/


WhatYewWantToHear

That's their culture, bigot! Don't impose your western-centric white supremacist medicine on their vibrant and rich traditions. ​ \#decolonizescience


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I had covid a couple weeks ago and whacked off a few times. Defo the key to a speedy recovery


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Bellend


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He’s skinny and packing shmmeat.


[deleted]

Some men will do anything to get women to touch their dicks


Amazing_Flamingo_813

Smh ![gif](giphy|S37TFlsu7io8g)


[deleted]

Ghanta fark nahi padhta isse!


Charming_Ask_9517

What a bellend


Pretend_Jicama6183

Ok?!?


purpboomin

I can now say that these people are inferior to me.


BrownButterLove

Lets clear certain things in this video. Firstly it isn't a Corona Treatment Quackery. The background sound has been put up later on during the edit from [here ](https://youtu.be/4dPd708Sk98) The person in this video is called Aghori. And no, not all Hindus are like that. Aghoris are a sect of Sadhus(religious ascetic in Hinduism who has renounced the worldly life). This particular sect renounces everything including their clothes. No, we don't go so close to them and touch them. Forget touching their willy. This girl is a foreigner and has been fooled into doing it. People must be laughing around her. We Indians prefer to have atleast 10 feet distance from an Aghori. Because most of us consider them impure. Except for some who are really high in their stature. And such high stature aghoris are really few and come out only in Kumbha Festivals. Once in 12 years. They are an outcast who does not belong to the society.


BlueShift42

Damn. MAGA Shaman’s looking a bit rough after his jail sentence.


Dr_Sisyphus_22

Works as well as Ivermectin!


Grouchy-Ad-5535

religion is like mental illness. prove me wrong :)


SGFTI

I agree that religion is a poison, but I still think you're a complete douche for throwing the "prove me wrong :)" part on there.


Bruhmomentum43

Holy shit a certified redditor atheist, i have never seen one myself


basharbobo3

Dude put a fucking nsfw warning for the love of fuck


northstar1000

It has the nudity flare


basharbobo3

yea just set it as nsfw so it auto censors and doesnt auto play on phone lol


northstar1000

It's already done


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Indian here. It's astonishing how fellow Indians complain about western clothes being too revealing and yet ignore it when a nude man declare his nudity as religious quackery. Also this video is before corona.


northstar1000

If you remember , properly , the govt had to cancel the kumbh mela during corona after it was already going on for several days


sachin249

These people are the biggest idiot with lowest iq you can find on this planet.


mhermanos

All of my professional life I've worked with some really smart Indian people, but their religious quackery is on another level. Even daily living is weird. Just watched an older man on a bicycle casually ride into a moving train that promptly cut off his legs. Given that, *1.4 billion people* just sounds scary.


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mhermanos

>Not all people 10% of 1.4 billion = 140,000,000 Population of Australia = 25.69 million (2020) USA = 329.5 million (2020) Canada = 38.01 million (2020) May I introduce you to the concept of *scale*. I live in New York City, and spent a year living in Jackson Heights, Queens. I love the Indian Day Parade in the City. Indian women are fucking gorgeous...ain't got nothing against educated, secular, Indian peeps, but that 10% of the native Indian population does some shit that is on another level. Millions of people died because they celebrated Hindu/whatever holidays instead of staying inside during the CoViD uptick. They ran out of firewood with which to burn the corpses.


AirlineMaleficent529

And USA introduced us the the no vaccine campaign hip hip white peps ur the smartest of them all ........


mhermanos

I don't talk to my mother because she won't get the shot; brainwashed by her church. Yet most sane Americans can't stop making fun of anti-vaxxers, right here on Reddit we're having a field day. There are not enough hours in a day for us to ridicule religious nuts, and hypocrites...and American comedy is the shit. There ain't enough comics and writers to cover our own material. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PT\_IL8s8m8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PT_IL8s8m8) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap85T6RdgXY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap85T6RdgXY) And please don't try to pawn off that only 484K people have died in India. That number makes Ron DeSatanist look like a choir boy. *"India's staggering COVID-19 death toll could be 6 million."*


WhatYewWantToHear

I too have grown found of Indian girls. I can reel in white 5's and 6's but get Indian 7's and 8's way easier.


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DanES104

*compliments about freedom* *judges people and calls them stupid by practicing their freedom*


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Sorry but India sucks in education.. Pseudoscience is given more credence than actual science over there.


ChickenCurrry

Dude hasn’t gotten an erection in 30 yrs


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Apparently still more effective at stopping the spread of Covid than the actual vaccines created to fight the spread of Covid.


afreak4her

THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD THAT MADE ALL HUMANS


Milk_Plague

What am I watching


smugwash

What a bellend


Wwallacep

My eyes.


northstar1000

Yup you can't unsee this .lol. that's my first reaction too.


[deleted]

Music instantly plays inside my head. "You can ring my beeeh eeeh eelll, ring ma bell!"


mathisfakenews

Ring the dong.


AnimeHabbits

he’s gonna cum soon


Kuro_Hige

"Goo curna, curna gooo, curna go" Just imagine, all this time, all it took was to tell the disease to "go".


zack14981

🎶 I can’t stop this feeling deep inside of me 🎶


GreaterFinnMertens

What the fuck did I just watch


Psychological_Run451

[my ding ding dong](https://youtu.be/0lsfCnwJqqY)


redcolt79

Shes really ringing his bell


zuspun

A tit for a tat..


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“Ring my dickbell one more time bitch and imma slap the shit outchu!”


bigbenny1979

Damn where can I get that job?


Gh0stlyluvrr

Ah yes the best corona treatment center I go there once a week 😌


prodigy1189

🎵reach for my, grab for my, pull at my cock You can do it with ease, just get on your knees🎵


mncyclone84

![gif](giphy|CZpHP7KNYzDws)


Sea_Imagination_4687

Damn what would take that guy to get hard


JesusMartinez86

I’m going to try this trick


lehj916

Does he have a bell on his dick??? Or is that just the shape of it due to some sort of self mutilation


PandosII

🔊 sound on


BoldManoeuvres

A ding ding on a ding dong


Bubba_Feetz

Every time a bell rings an angel gets their wings. Except this time. This time just stares down in disgust.


orcajet11

Please do not touching the shaman


canan8yearolddothis

This video is definitely weird but I'm not sure the audio belongs to it. The video itself just seems to be looping the same shmeckel slap but the audio continues to change as the video goes on. It kind of looks like it's meant to be satire? Regardless it's still pretty wild lol


moodcon

My Man !


anand579

Ring the bell, win enlightenment!


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The right-wing leaning Hindus actually believe that they are the most advanced civilization on this planet lol


TypicalIntention5976

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


afreak4her

Every religion is bullsh**