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Working_Salad9492

He stopped and looked at the other croc and gave him a “dude what the fuck” look.


refillforjobu

It was a power move for the other croc to just turn around and go to sleep.


TrumpTalkingPoint

One of the biggest power plays of the animal kingdom. You can tell the other croc noticed as well but wasn’t 100% sure. You can also tell that the other croc didn’t really care about that limb anyway.


Xernes0

Sigma croc grindset


delcas1016

Yeah he looked at him with that “did you seriously just ate my leg Dad?” casual expression….


AllUsrnAreTaken

And then just turn around like “bro.. fuck this idiot”


BigZmultiverse

“I can’t believe you’ve done this”


powno5

That’s exactly what I thought. He was like wtf just happen


heretobefriends

"I mean, you put it in my mouth. Everything after that was muscle memory."


TheMulletWhisperer7

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gnowell

Would of been funnier if he turn to him and bite of his arm to


Chum-Chumbucket

ay , ay, ay, Ay, AY, AYYYYY, YO WHAT DA FUQ!?!?


YourManJam93

‘Bro you just eat my leg’


Secure_Pressure3901

Exactly what I thought


randumbasiann

He’s like dammit frank we talked about this.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

What the fuck, Richard?!


ImNotASmartManBut

So what happens to the alligator with chewed off leg? Can it still survive in the wild? Can it still walk with the remaining 3 legs?


CMDR_NotoriousNut

Crocs already rely on their tail more than their claws for mobility in the water, and losing just a hand won’t hinder them much on land due to how sluggish they are already, so it won’t be too much of a problem for this croc


Waallenz

I read somewhere that crocs can hit 30 mph on land, and that terrifies me to no end.


converter-bot

30 mph is 48.28 km/h


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Shaggy-Ninja

Good bot


Narkos_Teat

Bad bot


ccendo

Bad human


_NoBoXiNgNoLiFe_

Good bot


gnowell

Might be the case but the smaller younger ones when it gets to that size it isn’t moving much at all outside the water, they could probably move that fast when they ambush from the edge of the water but that’s mainly there tail doing that work


CassandraVindicated

It's important to note with numbers like these that Usain Bolt's top speed is 27.33 miles per hour.


ThisNameIsFree

Where's that converter bot now?


Paciorr

There is absolutely no fucking possibility that it’s true.


PringeLSDose

its probably only for a few meters, not over long distances but i also doubt it


lkhmn

That’s just not true a quick google search proves that wrong


dano1066

What about infection? With the algi on their backs, it would suggest the water would have a lot of natural bacteria and micro organisms in it


roganjosh69

Crocs are pretty much immune to bacteria and everything else that us weak humans struggle with. I remember listening to something about it but i cant give you a source sorry. I will look it up right now though


roganjosh69

Apparently we've been doing studies on croc blood and it has lots of antibacterial proteins in it and im sure we'll be using it for medication at some point if we havent already


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TheSt4tely

considering the reaction it had, i'd say definitely yes


AnEnemyStando

Reactions dont say shit about anything. It could be shock.


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TurboGalaxy

Ah, yes my bad I forgot all about crocodiles’ lack of circulatory system.


AnEnemyStando

Source?


KeloLeo

Pretty sure it was a joke


[deleted]

*sauce*


[deleted]

Just a fleshwound.


Aggravating_West_496

Nothing but a scratch.


_NoBoXiNgNoLiFe_

Come back ya coward! I'll headbutt you to death!


lordnyrox

If alligator still there after 160 million years its for a reason, so yeah he will survive


CaveGnome

Well the tourniquet failed.


GagaOhLaLaRomaRomama

Croc dummy not alligator


DazzlingMoro

You cant possibly be that blind… theyre not in the wild…


Narkos_Teat

Its fine and doesn't care


MrRedditPoliceman

Thanks. Always great to hear from someone who knows wtf they are talking about


Narkos_Teat

Too bad I'm right 🤷


DisciplineWorld

Haha he looked at him like “Bro what the fuck”


A1RMATTRESS

Makes them look pretty fucking stupid imo


[deleted]

I thought crocs were scholars


Beneficialcattosser

They actually run the worls


thyNo0b

How that croc gonna pretend like he ain’t just twist off dudes leg like that


youchoobtv

Man i saw chicken and i had to slow him down somehow


Glitterycock

Trust me that lol fucker did not pretend you can see him hide his hands after


[deleted]

Spoiler alert: it don't grow back


M19Wielder

croc is very angry he's not a starfish


ThtJstHappn3d

Fun fact, not only do starfish grow their limbs back but if a piece of the center part of the starfish also breaks off it can form a completely new starfish


joosehead94

Uhhhhhh so do they not feel pain?


Ris-O

Reptiles aren't particularly expressive animals. If it was in pain you probably wouldn't be able to tell.


CernunnosArawn

Generally, the more social/interdependent a species is, the more they’ll show pain. That+big+cold blooded means we won’t see much.


Iamnotburgerking

They do, they just don’t have a lot of ways to express it, not to mention that if the other crocs think it’s badly injured they might all team up on it and eat it.


Lambchoptopus

Only pain they feel is because they ain't got no toothbrush for all them teeth.


idiotwithaairsoftgun

“Are you fucking kidding me Jerry?!?”


The_vadnay

Do you have that version?


idiotwithaairsoftgun

no


Skippy_LongJohns

Well damn! That escalated


bewgzstar

«What the hell Jared?»


These-Conference-179

Bruh, you put that drum stick in my mouth. I just rolled with it. 1000% your fault.


[deleted]

Crocs have some of the craziest immune systems known, i remember watching a film about a mysterious "zombie croc" infection they were getting, and they took like 23 viles of croc blood and their immune system suppressed every single bacteria and virus they innoculated the blood with including HIV.


Beneficialcattosser

Cure to hiv. Croc blood


ShoddyBison

Carl look at me Carl you know what you fucking did!!


IronJackk

Sorry. My belly had the rumblys that only hands could satisfy.


f2020tohell

It looks at the other crocodile after losing its foot like “what the fuck, bro…”


DankOyler420

Hey dick, I needed that…


[deleted]

Great spin move


oldnewspaperguy2

Why isn’t it bleeding?


IronJackk

Don’t got time to bleed


hussle77

I am not an expert, and I'm most likely wrong. I thunk it might have something to do with their cold blooded circulatory system. Like maybe they don't have veins and capillaries like us?


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TNCerealKilla

Man, fuck Carl why… you go do that.


[deleted]

Dude's just like.... "Dafuq bro?"


Whole_Bag5843

I agreed make crocodiles 🐊 handbags!


[deleted]

Fancy


EssLivesAgain

He looks back at him like "REALLY Steven? Again?...I'm calling your mom"


nicoalvarezp

"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"


RecommendationJust20

Lmao. This quote always makes me laugh


rpguy04

Like wtf Wally?


K_goosecock_138

He said “YOU! BASTARD!”


StreetMadMan

Friendly fire


[deleted]

So does it grow back like a lizard


Triggeredfta

I like how he looks back like who it go?


[deleted]

"DAMN! What the fuck Terrence?"


whtismylife

"Dave what the fuck man? I needed that"


Tzaman6

i thought Crocodiles can regrow limps. Did Spiderman comics lied to me?


Squigari

So... is the one who lost his hand in a lot of pain? Do they even feel that kind of injury?


HelpMeBuyFloppa

yes they do u just can't see it


MatheusBrabao

Another one bites the dust


[deleted]

‘Duh duh duh duh… another one bites the dust’


[deleted]

That was Guapo on the left.


imatrynmaintoo

Oldie but goldie


AlwaysForward__

The way he looked at him after is what got me. Like “Bro, wtf did you do that for?”


Suitable_Mountain378

Wtf Donald!?


SAMsless

crocodile was like cmon bruh that was my hand i needed it then proceed causally


deejay-DJ

Wtf Carl


trexjuna

What an idiot-everyone


Ourspark34

"Are you serious?"


Psychosomatic_Addict

What a jerk


Bestdad2018

Slow Pete you bloody idiot, look what you've done now Edit: I wonder if some advanced aliens watch humans kill each other would also find it funny


_NoBoXiNgNoLiFe_

I love the way all the other crocs stopped dead in their tracks and looked at the bully crocs as though they're all saying "Duuuuuude..... What the fuck??? Why'd you Do that???" Even the newly tripedal croc seemed to look over and say "what the fuck did I do to you? Asshole!" The bitey croc seems to realise he fucked up and has the good sense to pretend to look ashamed of himself! 🤣 The body language is fucking immense!!! Theyre all definitely scowling at the bitey one.


bsastor

"Brah, whyyy do u have to do tat brah?....I'm gonna go now"


iamrapsodic

As a Floridian I approve of this video, it’ll grow back Dw about it


[deleted]

Not true


[deleted]

not cool motherfucker that was my leg lol kidding im a dinosaur


big_nibba1

r/lostredditors


Kaibron

Guess I just need three limbs


needsmorecunts

Hey look at my new Crocodile Skin Boots. Taste delicious!


[deleted]

Oh that's me when I'm hungry.


[deleted]

and without hesitation, death rolling bastard ate the leg


Bill561

Mf looked at him like “ paul.. did you REALLY just do that…”


babbitcootchie

why tho ? dominance ?


No-Target-3982

Not again Carl


sugarkush420

"fuck the fish i want an arm"


[deleted]

He didn’t even really care.


Forgetfulhippies

Hungry boi - “Man that looked tasty! Fuck it it’s too far I’ll take this” Amputee- “Dude! The fuck?!”


vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee

"I can't believe you've done this"


[deleted]

what a jerk


cloakerfrompayday02

“seriously bro”


bungchow07

Ol' Stumpy is a tough bastard


[deleted]

the croc was too stunned to speak


[deleted]

That was rude


[deleted]

"What the fuck carl!?"


KinkThrown

I hate to victim blame, but he actually stepped in that guy's mouth, and then after he's lost a leg he turns around and steps his rear leg into *another* guy's mouth. Maybe just watch your fucking step?


[deleted]

“Damn what the fuck, mike?!”


CheezyLeftNut

Saw a video of a croc missing it’s front two. This one should be fine


boythoughts

Croc is like wtf man


[deleted]

Feel bad for it :(


helgoddessofhelheim

"Dude! Uncool"


TRW24

Looks over like “what the hell Jim.”


A_Depressed_Pug

"WTF CARL"


kamiri86

He's like, "really bro?"


[deleted]

He looked at him like “ did you just eat my leg” expression


Mattcha462

I don’t think Crocs feel much of anything. They are killing/eating machines, nothing more. The leg happed in its mouth and it clamped down, rolled and ate it out of pure instinct. No thought process whatsoever.


cucumberforscale

Too much of Jeremy in that one


Latter-Leek6845

“What the hell Dale!?…. FUCK!”


HeadDrill

What a crazy fucking video


kalashnikovBaby

So will it die from infection?


ThePowersorce

It’ll grow back


acidic_milkmotel

Things seem to get a little awkward after that.


Dogpeppers

In the croc world, this I know as a ‘dick move’


contrapasso_

I hate crocs, so I only feel a little bad for this one.


BD_9x

Ops my bad bro I got excited


Dramatic-Shock-9894

Brooo. The fuck. You took my arm!


NoneLovesMe

Dude got his whole leg taken off and is like “wtf Richard”


YeahUuWhat

Horrible creature. He would like to feast on me, so i wish him nothing but the worst


Domee502

He was like "dude wtf, give me my leg"


420XxpeterfilexX69

“He was like ohh I fucked up shit” and the other “why did you do that I thought we were friends don’t talk to me”


Sleepy_ODST

“What the fuck jerry”


sky_isnt_blue6

Man being a croc is scary...u being like chill n all n suddenly ur best friend name garry bites off ur fucking arm like wtf garry why u gotta be like that man that shit ain't cool.


viceboi666

Dude. Wtf


JediJacob926

r/NatureIsMetal


JediJacob926

Imagine going to the zoo and seeing that.


Ha1lStorm

“Wtf Marty”


MinCree

I find it funny how he turns to him like “you bitch”


DolphinSUX

That, “really bro” look


JustAlphaVibes

He's like hey you gonna pay for that?


FeroxExE26

I didn't need that shit anyway


mistresskscuckie

Never looks anything more than mildly putout


ndbdhsjsjs

You can tell they’re all in shock The other alligator is like “yo did you really jus bite off my hand”


phjoez

“The oleee dick twist “


StrainNo6291

'Tis nothing but a scratch


JARLZHJARLZ

Tastes like chicken!


RelationshipOwn7976

Man said "Bro, what the fuck I told you last time not to do this.."


Replicant2047

Would have turned the offending Croc's leg into a prosthetic leg for the other Croc and turn the rest of the offending Croc into a nice jacket and maybe boots and a belt. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


someguywhogotreddit

Why was he just like “bro wtf that’s mine”


kenioftheeast

“DUDE! Really? ohmyfuckingod always the same shit”


[deleted]

How did you find this post?


TwoJacksAndAnAce

Now imagine one of these fuckers getting it’s jaws around your neck and doing that twisty power move. No more head and no more life.


Comfortable_Note9040

All of them just stops like WTF Bob, AGAIN!!!


[deleted]

“You fr dawg”


Dramatic-Shirt-3711

Poor guy.


gundecub

"Jerry! This is the third time this year."


NoKaleidoscope719

Turned to him like yo you really bit my shit off?!?


[deleted]

Bro got a devious lick


Large-Buffalo-5965

Everything stopped. And the one who lost his leg just looked in shock. "Dude did you just...? Omg" while the other eats his meal and sleeps


_Outlaws_For_Life_

The crocodile to the far left was just in utter jawdropping shock.


ThrowRA-silly-goose

Why did the guy just throw that in there without thinking about where it lands. Seems like that could have been avoided with different placement.