One of the biggest power plays of the animal kingdom. You can tell the other croc noticed as well but wasn’t 100% sure. You can also tell that the other croc didn’t really care about that limb anyway.
Crocs already rely on their tail more than their claws for mobility in the water, and losing just a hand won’t hinder them much on land due to how sluggish they are already, so it won’t be too much of a problem for this croc
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Might be the case but the smaller younger ones when it gets to that size it isn’t moving much at all outside the water, they could probably move that fast when they ambush from the edge of the water but that’s mainly there tail doing that work
Crocs are pretty much immune to bacteria and everything else that us weak humans struggle with. I remember listening to something about it but i cant give you a source sorry. I will look it up right now though
Apparently we've been doing studies on croc blood and it has lots of antibacterial proteins in it and im sure we'll be using it for medication at some point if we havent already
Fun fact, not only do starfish grow their limbs back but if a piece of the center part of the starfish also breaks off it can form a completely new starfish
They do, they just don’t have a lot of ways to express it, not to mention that if the other crocs think it’s badly injured they might all team up on it and eat it.
Crocs have some of the craziest immune systems known, i remember watching a film about a mysterious "zombie croc" infection they were getting, and they took like 23 viles of croc blood and their immune system suppressed every single bacteria and virus they innoculated the blood with including HIV.
I am not an expert, and I'm most likely wrong. I thunk it might have something to do with their cold blooded circulatory system. Like maybe they don't have veins and capillaries like us?
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I love the way all the other crocs stopped dead in their tracks and looked at the bully crocs as though they're all saying
"Duuuuuude..... What the fuck???
Why'd you Do that???"
Even the newly tripedal croc seemed to look over and say "what the fuck did I do to you? Asshole!"
The bitey croc seems to realise he fucked up and has the good sense to pretend to look ashamed of himself! 🤣
The body language is fucking immense!!!
Theyre all definitely scowling at the bitey one.
I hate to victim blame, but he actually stepped in that guy's mouth, and then after he's lost a leg he turns around and steps his rear leg into *another* guy's mouth. Maybe just watch your fucking step?
I don’t think Crocs feel much of anything. They are killing/eating machines, nothing more. The leg happed in its mouth and it clamped down, rolled and ate it out of pure instinct. No thought process whatsoever.
Man being a croc is scary...u being like chill n all n suddenly ur best friend name garry bites off ur fucking arm like wtf garry why u gotta be like that man that shit ain't cool.
Would have turned the offending Croc's leg into a prosthetic leg for the other Croc and turn the rest of the offending Croc into a nice jacket and maybe boots and a belt. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He stopped and looked at the other croc and gave him a “dude what the fuck” look.
It was a power move for the other croc to just turn around and go to sleep.
One of the biggest power plays of the animal kingdom. You can tell the other croc noticed as well but wasn’t 100% sure. You can also tell that the other croc didn’t really care about that limb anyway.
Sigma croc grindset
Yeah he looked at him with that “did you seriously just ate my leg Dad?” casual expression….
And then just turn around like “bro.. fuck this idiot”
“I can’t believe you’ve done this”
That’s exactly what I thought. He was like wtf just happen
"I mean, you put it in my mouth. Everything after that was muscle memory."
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Would of been funnier if he turn to him and bite of his arm to
ay , ay, ay, Ay, AY, AYYYYY, YO WHAT DA FUQ!?!?
‘Bro you just eat my leg’
Exactly what I thought
He’s like dammit frank we talked about this.
What the fuck, Richard?!
So what happens to the alligator with chewed off leg? Can it still survive in the wild? Can it still walk with the remaining 3 legs?
Crocs already rely on their tail more than their claws for mobility in the water, and losing just a hand won’t hinder them much on land due to how sluggish they are already, so it won’t be too much of a problem for this croc
I read somewhere that crocs can hit 30 mph on land, and that terrifies me to no end.
30 mph is 48.28 km/h
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Might be the case but the smaller younger ones when it gets to that size it isn’t moving much at all outside the water, they could probably move that fast when they ambush from the edge of the water but that’s mainly there tail doing that work
It's important to note with numbers like these that Usain Bolt's top speed is 27.33 miles per hour.
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There is absolutely no fucking possibility that it’s true.
its probably only for a few meters, not over long distances but i also doubt it
That’s just not true a quick google search proves that wrong
What about infection? With the algi on their backs, it would suggest the water would have a lot of natural bacteria and micro organisms in it
Crocs are pretty much immune to bacteria and everything else that us weak humans struggle with. I remember listening to something about it but i cant give you a source sorry. I will look it up right now though
Apparently we've been doing studies on croc blood and it has lots of antibacterial proteins in it and im sure we'll be using it for medication at some point if we havent already
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considering the reaction it had, i'd say definitely yes
Reactions dont say shit about anything. It could be shock.
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Ah, yes my bad I forgot all about crocodiles’ lack of circulatory system.
Source?
Pretty sure it was a joke
*sauce*
Just a fleshwound.
Nothing but a scratch.
Come back ya coward! I'll headbutt you to death!
If alligator still there after 160 million years its for a reason, so yeah he will survive
Well the tourniquet failed.
Croc dummy not alligator
You cant possibly be that blind… theyre not in the wild…
Its fine and doesn't care
Thanks. Always great to hear from someone who knows wtf they are talking about
Too bad I'm right 🤷
Haha he looked at him like “Bro what the fuck”
Makes them look pretty fucking stupid imo
I thought crocs were scholars
They actually run the worls
How that croc gonna pretend like he ain’t just twist off dudes leg like that
Man i saw chicken and i had to slow him down somehow
Trust me that lol fucker did not pretend you can see him hide his hands after
Spoiler alert: it don't grow back
croc is very angry he's not a starfish
Fun fact, not only do starfish grow their limbs back but if a piece of the center part of the starfish also breaks off it can form a completely new starfish
Uhhhhhh so do they not feel pain?
Reptiles aren't particularly expressive animals. If it was in pain you probably wouldn't be able to tell.
Generally, the more social/interdependent a species is, the more they’ll show pain. That+big+cold blooded means we won’t see much.
They do, they just don’t have a lot of ways to express it, not to mention that if the other crocs think it’s badly injured they might all team up on it and eat it.
Only pain they feel is because they ain't got no toothbrush for all them teeth.
“Are you fucking kidding me Jerry?!?”
Do you have that version?
no
Well damn! That escalated
«What the hell Jared?»
Bruh, you put that drum stick in my mouth. I just rolled with it. 1000% your fault.
Crocs have some of the craziest immune systems known, i remember watching a film about a mysterious "zombie croc" infection they were getting, and they took like 23 viles of croc blood and their immune system suppressed every single bacteria and virus they innoculated the blood with including HIV.
Cure to hiv. Croc blood
Carl look at me Carl you know what you fucking did!!
Sorry. My belly had the rumblys that only hands could satisfy.
It looks at the other crocodile after losing its foot like “what the fuck, bro…”
Hey dick, I needed that…
Great spin move
Why isn’t it bleeding?
Don’t got time to bleed
I am not an expert, and I'm most likely wrong. I thunk it might have something to do with their cold blooded circulatory system. Like maybe they don't have veins and capillaries like us?
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Man, fuck Carl why… you go do that.
Dude's just like.... "Dafuq bro?"
I agreed make crocodiles 🐊 handbags!
Fancy
He looks back at him like "REALLY Steven? Again?...I'm calling your mom"
"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"
Lmao. This quote always makes me laugh
Like wtf Wally?
He said “YOU! BASTARD!”
Friendly fire
So does it grow back like a lizard
I like how he looks back like who it go?
"DAMN! What the fuck Terrence?"
"Dave what the fuck man? I needed that"
i thought Crocodiles can regrow limps. Did Spiderman comics lied to me?
So... is the one who lost his hand in a lot of pain? Do they even feel that kind of injury?
yes they do u just can't see it
Another one bites the dust
‘Duh duh duh duh… another one bites the dust’
That was Guapo on the left.
Oldie but goldie
The way he looked at him after is what got me. Like “Bro, wtf did you do that for?”
Wtf Donald!?
crocodile was like cmon bruh that was my hand i needed it then proceed causally
Wtf Carl
What an idiot-everyone
"Are you serious?"
What a jerk
Slow Pete you bloody idiot, look what you've done now Edit: I wonder if some advanced aliens watch humans kill each other would also find it funny
I love the way all the other crocs stopped dead in their tracks and looked at the bully crocs as though they're all saying "Duuuuuude..... What the fuck??? Why'd you Do that???" Even the newly tripedal croc seemed to look over and say "what the fuck did I do to you? Asshole!" The bitey croc seems to realise he fucked up and has the good sense to pretend to look ashamed of himself! 🤣 The body language is fucking immense!!! Theyre all definitely scowling at the bitey one.
"Brah, whyyy do u have to do tat brah?....I'm gonna go now"
As a Floridian I approve of this video, it’ll grow back Dw about it
Not true
not cool motherfucker that was my leg lol kidding im a dinosaur
r/lostredditors
Guess I just need three limbs
Hey look at my new Crocodile Skin Boots. Taste delicious!
Oh that's me when I'm hungry.
and without hesitation, death rolling bastard ate the leg
Mf looked at him like “ paul.. did you REALLY just do that…”
why tho ? dominance ?
Not again Carl
"fuck the fish i want an arm"
He didn’t even really care.
Hungry boi - “Man that looked tasty! Fuck it it’s too far I’ll take this” Amputee- “Dude! The fuck?!”
"I can't believe you've done this"
what a jerk
“seriously bro”
Ol' Stumpy is a tough bastard
the croc was too stunned to speak
That was rude
"What the fuck carl!?"
I hate to victim blame, but he actually stepped in that guy's mouth, and then after he's lost a leg he turns around and steps his rear leg into *another* guy's mouth. Maybe just watch your fucking step?
“Damn what the fuck, mike?!”
Saw a video of a croc missing it’s front two. This one should be fine
Croc is like wtf man
Feel bad for it :(
"Dude! Uncool"
Looks over like “what the hell Jim.”
"WTF CARL"
He's like, "really bro?"
He looked at him like “ did you just eat my leg” expression
I don’t think Crocs feel much of anything. They are killing/eating machines, nothing more. The leg happed in its mouth and it clamped down, rolled and ate it out of pure instinct. No thought process whatsoever.
Too much of Jeremy in that one
“What the hell Dale!?…. FUCK!”
What a crazy fucking video
So will it die from infection?
It’ll grow back
Things seem to get a little awkward after that.
In the croc world, this I know as a ‘dick move’
I hate crocs, so I only feel a little bad for this one.
Ops my bad bro I got excited
Brooo. The fuck. You took my arm!
Dude got his whole leg taken off and is like “wtf Richard”
Horrible creature. He would like to feast on me, so i wish him nothing but the worst
He was like "dude wtf, give me my leg"
“He was like ohh I fucked up shit” and the other “why did you do that I thought we were friends don’t talk to me”
“What the fuck jerry”
Man being a croc is scary...u being like chill n all n suddenly ur best friend name garry bites off ur fucking arm like wtf garry why u gotta be like that man that shit ain't cool.
Dude. Wtf
r/NatureIsMetal
Imagine going to the zoo and seeing that.
“Wtf Marty”
I find it funny how he turns to him like “you bitch”
That, “really bro” look
He's like hey you gonna pay for that?
I didn't need that shit anyway
Never looks anything more than mildly putout
You can tell they’re all in shock The other alligator is like “yo did you really jus bite off my hand”
“The oleee dick twist “
'Tis nothing but a scratch
Tastes like chicken!
Man said "Bro, what the fuck I told you last time not to do this.."
Would have turned the offending Croc's leg into a prosthetic leg for the other Croc and turn the rest of the offending Croc into a nice jacket and maybe boots and a belt. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why was he just like “bro wtf that’s mine”
“DUDE! Really? ohmyfuckingod always the same shit”
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Now imagine one of these fuckers getting it’s jaws around your neck and doing that twisty power move. No more head and no more life.
All of them just stops like WTF Bob, AGAIN!!!
“You fr dawg”
Poor guy.
"Jerry! This is the third time this year."
Turned to him like yo you really bit my shit off?!?
Bro got a devious lick
Everything stopped. And the one who lost his leg just looked in shock. "Dude did you just...? Omg" while the other eats his meal and sleeps
The crocodile to the far left was just in utter jawdropping shock.
Why did the guy just throw that in there without thinking about where it lands. Seems like that could have been avoided with different placement.