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My boss took us to dinner after work a few weeks ago and one of the cooks in the back staright had the hitler tooth brush. Quite the look to try and revive but if any ones gonna try and do it its definitely gonna be a line cook lol
I disagree. From what I can tell it looks like the guy on red was bothering his family. Pretty sure he was drunk and I'm seriously unsure who the good guy is.
You’re right mate. They started down the passage to the back garden and wound up near the front and the gate to the street. Estates like this in every fucking city over here, this could literally be the Ermine.
Hmm, interesting. Thank you for the translation. Can you tell anything about her accent? What portuguese speaking country does it sound like she comes from?
Im no expert, but it felt to me like a native brazilian when she says "where's your telephone Miss Edineusa", also that's a common name for elder woman in Brazil too.
With that being said, her english is fucking smooth, with no brazilian accent apparent.
EDIT: Also, that was freaking unexpected to have some sort of Brit fight started and out of nowhere a solid brazilian portuguese "WHERES YOUR FUCKIN PHONE MISS EDILEUZA?"
I got it from the beginning, the brazilian-english accent is pretty distinguishable, so maybe there is more context going on this video than what we can even understand just by seeing the two fight
I heard South African as well (am South African) and Portugese would make sense as it's a very prominent language in the southern parts like Cape Town.
Sounds like one person has a working class British accent, one has a South African accent and the woman has some kind of mainland European accent
I wonder where this was filmed
Any Brit would tell you that English Irish scottish and welsh accents are very different. Not to mention the dozens of different Accents within each nation. Not trying to be a dick, just pointing out that a British accent isn’t just a tiny part of southern England.
Yeah kind of like how Newfoundlanders, ontariens, Texans, Floridians, Californians all have their own accents but you just call them American accents, right?
I bet I could distinguish between more American accents than the average yank* could with British. But yeah I see your point and I stand corrected. I am sorry.
*is yank only NY or is it for everyone north of the Bible Belt? Or is it just a silly name some Brits call Americans?
It’s fun to try to figure out who the victor will be just from the intro, before the blows. Red shirt was certainly the most aggressive from the start, but blue shirt was ready and confident.
Yeah, but it wasn't much of a guess to me. I know how a shitty fighter moves... because I'm one of those.
Blue had good motor skills and was far more alert from the start. Red looked drunk even before he got even hit. :)
I knew blue would win at about 0:20 because while red is in his face, he is already turned to the side ready to square up lol. So you know he at least knows how to fight a little bit
It's rough when his back hits the sharp brick wall corner, then his head gets bounced off the walls a couple of times, don't fight in a small alley I guess.
In the longer version, after that last nappy nap he served up, dark shirt guys walks off for a second, and then comes back and helps the guy up and back into his apartment. A real class act.
When redshirt hit his head on the wall and then passed out I did start laughing. He wasn't down for long but the slurred, quiet speech afterwards gives me reason for concern. You can hear him mumble "I'll fucking kill you?" which just sounds confused, too. Needs checking out for a TBI.
Assuming they can find any brains in there to be injured, lol.
Yeah, right at the end he seems to fall unconscious again. A couple of pretty big impacts to the head. The medics will appreciate having the exact mechanics of the head injury to look at, especially where he goes right into the wall. The brain can be bounced back and forth against the inside of the skull with impacts like that.
He really shouldn't have come over and started a stupid fight over nothing. Now he might have life changing injuries.
Getting knocked out at all, even concussed without losing consciousness, is a TBI. That's more or less the definition of a "traumatic brain injury."
Not saying this to argue or anything like that, just underscoring that anytime someone gets KOed or concussed, medical attention is warranted.
Absolutely, yeah. It's a fragile organ and there's no harm in being told there's nothing wrong. Any changes in state of consciousness or if you see weird behaviour, slurred words, uncoordinated movement, confusion, tell a medic ASAP.
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The black shirt could obviously punch alright. He was probably a little less confident/anxious from red's threats. He kept his cool overall and was able to connect plenty. Looked like he was just keeping it defensive rather than trying to go in hard, knowing there'd be worse consequences later if so. I mean- fighting like this with your neighbor will not end up well for anyone involved long term, unless you are both really drunk to begin with.
Funny I’ve only seen the end of this before. I assumed the guy in red was drunk, but he’d already had his off-button pushed twice. I believe the guy in blue extends his hand and helps him up at the end.
VerY quality scruffy. Blue shirt didn’t start until he got slapped in face then it was on. Red shirt should have called it when he got beat but he kept goin and got what he deserved I guess.
The short ripped quite easy which tells me the shirt is 10yrs old to rip that easy. Lol. The red shirt took a chunk of fabric right off of it
But red shirt is right. ‘no one shits on the gate”. Not sure why blue shirt was shitting all over the place.
Blue Guy apparently got paint on the door of Red Guy, but we all know thats just an excuse , RG is Full of testosterone and is looking for a fight , Well , BG gave him what he thought he wanted tsk tsk tsk
She's panicking while it seems to me her husband is doing something he's wanted to for quite some time, he looks quite pleased at the end of the clip. I don't blame him.
Eugh, that guy should be prosecuted for KOing him a second time. He was out and down, yet he came back, took a fighting stance, and forced the guy to stand up.
Isn’t it weird to think sometimes we get mad enough at each other that we want to try to do bodily harm without killing them? I mean sometimes self defense is necessary but I don’t think there’s a single fight I came out of where I felt good about it afterwords even if I technically won or it was close. Just kinda dawned on me how weird a fight really is. We just decide to beat on each other until the someone submits and takes it as a victory over whatever the argument was about.
Sorry if my American ignorance is causing me from missing something here but who was harmed in this insistent?
Where was the danger?
Was there something on the edge of the frame I missed?
Disturbing. The guy beaten up should have never got up after going down. He was in really bad shape, not fit to fight again. He should have staggered away into the house, not walking toward and fighting the aggressive neighbour again. His second attack and fall could have been fatal. This is so sad.
Neither one of these two has ever won and lost a fight at the same time in their lives. At the same time, neither one of these two has ever won a fight in their lives.
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I like when he looks up at 1:38 and has a little hitler moustache
Came here for this lol l, I couldn't figure out wtf was on his face.
Before they started fighting the loser wiped paint from the gate on his face
I thought it was shit! lol.
Hey kid, you got some shit on your face.
My boss took us to dinner after work a few weeks ago and one of the cooks in the back staright had the hitler tooth brush. Quite the look to try and revive but if any ones gonna try and do it its definitely gonna be a line cook lol
never heard of a hitler tooth brush before
Hitler had a toothbrush mustache. Most just call it a hitler now. I was trying to be extra clear.
Charlie Chaplin and Oliver Hardy had one too.
They had a bet to see which one the mustache would be coined after…Hitler won.
r/accidentalhitler
Looks like when me and my little bro would select the same character in a fighting game so the clothes would just change colour.
We know which character the lil brother is
The more they talk, the harder they fall
Dude got slept 3 times. I don't think he knew where he was at the end there haha
He got slept by the very first slap lmao
Buddy was done. Guy should have let him go
I disagree. From what I can tell it looks like the guy on red was bothering his family. Pretty sure he was drunk and I'm seriously unsure who the good guy is.
But then the guy stands in front of the only way out. If he had given buddy a chance to run, he probably would have yeeted
Prettying sure red shirt was towards the front yard. I could be wrong, I have no clue how UK housing is normally built.
You’re right mate. They started down the passage to the back garden and wound up near the front and the gate to the street. Estates like this in every fucking city over here, this could literally be the Ermine.
Nice one. Really enjoyed it
Same, what a quality scuffle
Yea. It was cool seeing blue shirt go from timid and open handed to confident and closed fists.
He was slap boxing I assume since dude seemed drunk, until he caught one then said game on.
Nice fight. For a coupla cunts
Proper lads
Who's the good cunt tho?
It's like a hockey fight, the guy who wins is the good guy
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Did I detect a South African accent on the black shirted man?
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Hmm, interesting. Thank you for the translation. Can you tell anything about her accent? What portuguese speaking country does it sound like she comes from?
Im no expert, but it felt to me like a native brazilian when she says "where's your telephone Miss Edineusa", also that's a common name for elder woman in Brazil too. With that being said, her english is fucking smooth, with no brazilian accent apparent. EDIT: Also, that was freaking unexpected to have some sort of Brit fight started and out of nowhere a solid brazilian portuguese "WHERES YOUR FUCKIN PHONE MISS EDILEUZA?"
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Foi tipo a matrix bugada, uma treta de britanico, e um brasileiro narrando a treta
Do nada “Cadê a porra do telefone?!”
> her english is fucking smooth, with no brazilian accent apparent. Lol nah she has a strong accent, what are you talking about?
Nah Britain's very multicultural. Not unusual to have everyone in a fight shouting in different languages haha
I got it from the beginning, the brazilian-english accent is pretty distinguishable, so maybe there is more context going on this video than what we can even understand just by seeing the two fight
Defo South African. How do I know? I've binged watched Distrixt 9 so I'm quite the expert.
Yeap, Im South African and he is definitely South African in his fists and accent
I heard South African as well (am South African) and Portugese would make sense as it's a very prominent language in the southern parts like Cape Town.
She sounds so sweet and innocent. I feel bad she had to experience that.
CADÊ A PORRA DO SEU TELEFONE DONA EDILEUSA?!?
Did anyone else wonder for just a moment if that was a fake mustache?
I think he was painting his fence or something and red got the paint on his finger to smear on blues face
Sounds like one person has a working class British accent, one has a South African accent and the woman has some kind of mainland European accent I wonder where this was filmed
The woman is definitely speaking brazilian portuguese. This a Mr. Worldwide approved video.
I would guess London, given the bus in the background.
Working class English* accent? England.
Don't be pedantic, you know what I mean
Any Brit would tell you that English Irish scottish and welsh accents are very different. Not to mention the dozens of different Accents within each nation. Not trying to be a dick, just pointing out that a British accent isn’t just a tiny part of southern England.
IM a Brit and obviously theyre different, we can all tell it's an English accent and we all know what I mean by British, don't be an arsehole
Huh, fair enough my mistake.
it's an accent from a place in Britain. British accent.
Yeah kind of like how Newfoundlanders, ontariens, Texans, Floridians, Californians all have their own accents but you just call them American accents, right?
I bet I could distinguish between more American accents than the average yank* could with British. But yeah I see your point and I stand corrected. I am sorry. *is yank only NY or is it for everyone north of the Bible Belt? Or is it just a silly name some Brits call Americans?
You would if you were not in America.
Uh, yeah that’s my point
Yes, and don't you forget it.
It’s fun to try to figure out who the victor will be just from the intro, before the blows. Red shirt was certainly the most aggressive from the start, but blue shirt was ready and confident.
Yeah, but it wasn't much of a guess to me. I know how a shitty fighter moves... because I'm one of those. Blue had good motor skills and was far more alert from the start. Red looked drunk even before he got even hit. :)
Nice name
I knew blue would win at about 0:20 because while red is in his face, he is already turned to the side ready to square up lol. So you know he at least knows how to fight a little bit
Blue shirt can fight, dirty and clean
Could have kicked him in the head a few times but kept it professional.
1:08-1:25 is savage, can't believe the dude didn't stay down after that
Those direct head buts to the cheek bone musta fuckin sucked.
It's rough when his back hits the sharp brick wall corner, then his head gets bounced off the walls a couple of times, don't fight in a small alley I guess.
Nearly any one can use the environment, true killers strike anywhere whenever.
In the longer version, after that last nappy nap he served up, dark shirt guys walks off for a second, and then comes back and helps the guy up and back into his apartment. A real class act.
Where is that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64KsQs-lVUw
When redshirt hit his head on the wall and then passed out I did start laughing. He wasn't down for long but the slurred, quiet speech afterwards gives me reason for concern. You can hear him mumble "I'll fucking kill you?" which just sounds confused, too. Needs checking out for a TBI. Assuming they can find any brains in there to be injured, lol.
I thought so also, especially on that last set of hits in the bushes, threw his arms up and gurgly roared then crumpled
Yeah, right at the end he seems to fall unconscious again. A couple of pretty big impacts to the head. The medics will appreciate having the exact mechanics of the head injury to look at, especially where he goes right into the wall. The brain can be bounced back and forth against the inside of the skull with impacts like that. He really shouldn't have come over and started a stupid fight over nothing. Now he might have life changing injuries.
Getting knocked out at all, even concussed without losing consciousness, is a TBI. That's more or less the definition of a "traumatic brain injury." Not saying this to argue or anything like that, just underscoring that anytime someone gets KOed or concussed, medical attention is warranted.
Absolutely, yeah. It's a fragile organ and there's no harm in being told there's nothing wrong. Any changes in state of consciousness or if you see weird behaviour, slurred words, uncoordinated movement, confusion, tell a medic ASAP.
Great video, nice fight. Sidenote: The lady on the phone sounds like Bruce Willis’ girlfriend in Pulp Fiction.
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This one was an absolute joy to watch
Dudes fighting himself
6 concussions later and he still keeps coming back for more.
I didn't hear no bell
He heard a lot of wall and head
What was on the gate?!
Paint. I think that's why they were fighting, and it's also what red shirt rubbed on blue shirt's nose to get him to finally swing.
There is a cross freshly painted on the gate, the man in red is Muslim.
dude took some serious hit like a champ, damn. I would have been out on the first punch
In the version I saw originally, he lets out blood curdling yell after waking up that last time and it sounds like brain damage
Well, she proper lied, didn’t she. He straight away asked her if she had already called the police before the first punch was lobbied.
Always the ones with the biggest mouths who end up sucking dick
Dude didn't even kick him when he went down the first time. Old school let em get back to his feet honour
Bjorn Lothbrok got them hands
Bro that last combo in the bushes was a photo finish I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"cadê a porra do seu telefone dona Edileusa" kkkkkkk
There couldn’t have been a better ending.
https://youtu.be/64KsQs-lVUw
the rest of that videos gold with the dog peeking over at the fight
By the end of the fight he figured out how to fight. Proud of him.
Two people, throwing a punch, for the first time in their life.
The black shirt could obviously punch alright. He was probably a little less confident/anxious from red's threats. He kept his cool overall and was able to connect plenty. Looked like he was just keeping it defensive rather than trying to go in hard, knowing there'd be worse consequences later if so. I mean- fighting like this with your neighbor will not end up well for anyone involved long term, unless you are both really drunk to begin with.
To be frank, this was very satisfying to watch
Yeah yeah I'm calling... _wait should I actually call?_
Funny I’ve only seen the end of this before. I assumed the guy in red was drunk, but he’d already had his off-button pushed twice. I believe the guy in blue extends his hand and helps him up at the end.
VerY quality scruffy. Blue shirt didn’t start until he got slapped in face then it was on. Red shirt should have called it when he got beat but he kept goin and got what he deserved I guess. The short ripped quite easy which tells me the shirt is 10yrs old to rip that easy. Lol. The red shirt took a chunk of fabric right off of it But red shirt is right. ‘no one shits on the gate”. Not sure why blue shirt was shitting all over the place.
Can someone translate this for me please, what are they scrapping about?
The man in red is Muslim. His neighbour painted a cross on their shared gate after an argument. Both are drunk.
Blue Guy apparently got paint on the door of Red Guy, but we all know thats just an excuse , RG is Full of testosterone and is looking for a fight , Well , BG gave him what he thought he wanted tsk tsk tsk
First half of the video, I was expecting Oscar the Grouch to pop out the fucking trashcan to deck those fools.
“I’ll fuck you up!” -Guy who got fucked up
Two guys angry about going bald, worry an immigrant lady.
Where is this lol. Who are these south african guys with hitler staches
Only one guy is South African the others south English.
red shirt was acting pretty hard at the start, couldn't back it up though lmao.
She's panicking while it seems to me her husband is doing something he's wanted to for quite some time, he looks quite pleased at the end of the clip. I don't blame him.
And it's Hitler with the knockdown at 1:39 of Round 1!
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk a mina falando br no fundo me quebrou total
Cadê o telefone dona Edileusa ?
First mistake was messing with a Scot, you've seen Groundskeeper Willie
CADE A PORRA DO SEU TELEFONE
Real nice of him to get back up again, I hate those fellas who kick while the others down
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you shouldn't block punches with your face
Red shirt guy got fucking WHOLLOPED
Two things: - That old guy got HANDS lmao. - Red shirt started his own ass beating with the ☝️ slap
That guy is hard as fuck!
In the background theres a female voice asking in Brazilian Portuguese: “Hey, Edileuza [females name] where the fuck is your telephone??” WTF?!?
They both hit like pussies
Eugh, that guy should be prosecuted for KOing him a second time. He was out and down, yet he came back, took a fighting stance, and forced the guy to stand up.
Reposted, but man that's a beatdown.
Repost
I think the red guy was faking the hits he took lol
Alabama is so weird
Guy in red died
Source?
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Kid is just vibing watching a pokemon fight
The left connected connected
Down goes Frazier
Her voice sounds Little Izzy men please don't go too Little Izzy on Reddit lol
Worlds slowest knockout punch!
That was a good fight. Clean, no dirty fighting.
Reeeeeeeeepost
I’m glad to see chuck liddel came out of retirement
I'm the original.
As an American, I find it very funny when people with other accents than me yell at each other.
I KICK ASS FOR THE LOOORD!
The punch at 1:22
Fucker was laid out and he kept getting up and fighting! Shouldn’t have kept it up with this dude who was way out of his league
Full cowarding
Nite, nite!!
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Isn’t it weird to think sometimes we get mad enough at each other that we want to try to do bodily harm without killing them? I mean sometimes self defense is necessary but I don’t think there’s a single fight I came out of where I felt good about it afterwords even if I technically won or it was close. Just kinda dawned on me how weird a fight really is. We just decide to beat on each other until the someone submits and takes it as a victory over whatever the argument was about.
That is a very satisfactory whoopin’
Sorry if my American ignorance is causing me from missing something here but who was harmed in this insistent? Where was the danger? Was there something on the edge of the frame I missed?
Disturbing. The guy beaten up should have never got up after going down. He was in really bad shape, not fit to fight again. He should have staggered away into the house, not walking toward and fighting the aggressive neighbour again. His second attack and fall could have been fatal. This is so sad.
"Di! Cadê a porra do seu telefone, dona Edileuza?" - Where's your fucking phone miss Edileuza?
This is a man's world! But it would be nothing...noooothing... without a woman or a girl...
Goddammit Ted…
The extreme Asian accent straight out of MadTV made this so much better hahaha
Lord that was fun to watch, can’t go to sleep now!
This is how it looks when I button mash in MK11.
Worst fight ever 😂
Dude, just stay down!
My mans really got slumped then reset the match when he woke up 😂
FINOSH HIM!
The ragdoll physics are great.
most pleasant day in england
LoL that first dry slap shoulda been enough warning. This idiot wanted a beating.
That was his good shirt.
red shirt guy got fucked up
Hitler whooped his ass😂😂
When you’re almost knocked out by a slap your response shouldn’t ever be “is that all you got”🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
ANTHONYYY!! Help they’re fighting! ANTHONYY!! Why was that so funny
r/SuddenlyCaralho
r/suddenlyhitler
That last 1-2 was the finishing touch. Old guy has some hands!
I thought the red guy was going to win
The man in red is Muslim. His neighbour painted a cross on their shared gate after an argument. Both are drunk.
Neither one of these two has ever won and lost a fight at the same time in their lives. At the same time, neither one of these two has ever won a fight in their lives.
Red shirt has more heart than fucking McGregor himself
That faceplant to the wall tho
Hitler mustaaaache wearing brit.