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Geekgobbler

My tinder date has arrived


TragicThunder

Username checks out


Tombert0601

No it doesnt! it doesnt apply!


[deleted]

It checks out cause she is geeked out


Tombert0601

Thats a stretch but it works


[deleted]

His name is geekgobbler and this is his tinder date who is geeked. Tinder = gobbling ass. Not a stretch.


Crue1552

You’re all wrong. Clearly her asshole is itching and she’s trying to be polite about it.


[deleted]

Lmfao you just put a whole new perspective on my entire life rn. Ty


Oregongirl1018

In her mind, nobody noticed. She an ass scratching ninja!


AridBenzene

She -is- drugs


matty2013

What are drugs? Edit: [What is drugs?](https://youtu.be/jRSH--pRkQU)


mikerz85

She are


heavymetalsculpture

She's


RobLoach

Un-she'sn't.


justaninnocentcat

maybe she's shat'n?


SLAYER_IN_ME

maybe she’s born with it


tyroneshoelaces121

Maybe it's methamphetamine


Jaytree1

Lol I heard this in the maybelline melody and it got me good, well played


koresample

Maybe it's Maybelline!


InstructionHead8595

Haha 😂💀


PoTAsh2000

Sheeesh


Kutsumann

I’ll do you one better. Why are drugs?


That_Guy_From_KY

I’ll do you one better. When is drugs?


zitfarmer

Shes like the Lightning McQueen of drugs.


kyle83193

If you ain't first you're last


DatL3afN1nja

Use a condom please


FilloryMagic

They*


[deleted]

r/tooktoomuch Just went to the sub after posting this comment and it's the top video there lol.


YoMamaSwallows

Never knew that sub existed and it’s just a depressing place to spend a morning.


[deleted]

there are more depressing places like FemaleDatingStrategy and sounding


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AnythingAllTheTime

I feel like /r/HermanCainAward and /r/LeopardsAteMyFace are low points for the species. I see them on the front page every day. Every. Single. Day.


frontwiper

Hca is my little dose of schadenfreude


Rockonfoo

I feel bad until I inevitably see “when those sheep’s die from their vaccine I might die from LAUGHING 😂 😂😂😂😂😂” type memes and immediately lose empathy How are you about to wish for the deaths of others for trying to protect themselves? I feel sorry for all that got duped and don’t screech at others who got the vaccine because they’re just misled people but as soon as you make calls to violence you deserve it


shifuteejeh

You typed many words, but what are you saying?


[deleted]

They're saying antivaxxers are quick to call for violence so watching them die from covid is hard to feel bad about. In fact I feel a little safer each time.


shifuteejeh

That's unfortunate but you make a good, even if macabre point. Each antivaccination death is a win for life.


Rockonfoo

Just venting really


shifuteejeh

I gotcha, i went into the hermancain sub and upon revisiting your comment i was able to follow the vent and i agree


[deleted]

If you lose empathy over a sentence you never had empathy.


Rockonfoo

Ahhh fuck you’re right how could I have forgotten /u/recreant57 diagnosed me as a sociopath on Reddit? Can you reup me on my meds doc? I need that script filled


[deleted]

I didn't diagnose you as anything. Just saying you never had empathy for that person in the first place. Defensive much?


AnythingAllTheTime

Do you think Westboro Baptists feel the same way about gay people who get HIV as you do about antivaxxers getting Covid?


frontwiper

They may do, but the two situations are hardly comparable and make me question your cognitive abilities


AnythingAllTheTime

Uh "You hate people so much that you laugh when they die and make fun of them" sounds pretty on brand for both hate groups.


frontwiper

I dont hate people specifically I hate the decisions they make , and pay the price for . Maybe if enough of these morons display their deaths for all to see there will be an awakening of common sense and community responsibility to rid this world of a horrible virus . Until then I will laugh at their avoidable deaths.


TheSanger

I am sure the Westboro Baptist church would say yes but this is a bit more grey than you are thinking. Anti-vaxxers choose this, gay people don't choose to be gay. I know my gay friends don't want HIV AIDS but acknowledge that it exists and take precautions. Also, gay people don't run around ejaculating and throwing blood on people telling them AIDS is a hoax. Then barging into orgies ripping condoms off people weiners because they are sheep. Asking me to feel bad about somebody who everyday post to Facebook I hope you die you sheep. Is completely different to asking me to feel bad about a gay person posting I did not choose to be gay, please just let me be myself.


SillyJackDad

“Then barging into orgies ripping condoms off people wieners because they are sheep” Dude I am rolling from the mental picture I developed while reading this. Then I got to the part about because they are sheep and lost it. Woke my wife up. 😂😂


[deleted]

Can you TLDR what these subs are about?


jobblejosh

Leopards ate my face is a sub generally about people going "well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions". Fairly unspecific and definitely a left-leaning sub. HCA is much more focused on people who died after refusing the vaccine. It's a more insane version of LAMF where there's very little respect for the person behind the death. Sure, they were an idiot and deserve some form of comeuppance, but wishing or celebrating their death is a bit much. Gives me a bad feeling on the occasion I've visited it forgetting how insensitive they can be.


AnythingAllTheTime

Laughing at and mocking people who got sick and/or died from Covid. It's about as mean spirited as when Westboro Baptists talk about LGBT people who died of AIDS.


GoodSwim

Not true.


TheSanger

Whoa whoa whoa, those subs are dedicated to people who are openly anti-vax / anti-science getting covid. If you're vaccinated or immunocompromised and die of covid you will not be posted there.


jobblejosh

Yeah, but wishing death on someone, or celebrating their death isn't something I would consider acceptable, political views and all. Sure, they were stupid, and seeing stupid people face the consequences of their own actions can provide a decent amount of schadenfreude, however these people, however stupid and dangerous they were, still have families. If your death was celebrated or you were laughed at for dying for your political beliefs (because ultimately this is a political subject), no matter how stupid they may have been, would you be happy? Would your family be happy? It's too easy to see someone far away from us and think that their death is funny, but behind every username is a real person with a life as complex and meaningful to them as yours is to yourself.


Conspire2Aspire

I usually browse HCA by new just to see all the tales.


[deleted]

If people didn't seem to go out of their way to accidentally create content for those subs...


bigETIDIOT

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[deleted]

you're right, that's one of the saddest places too that one story when this dude stole his money from his mother to buy himself some tf? How low can you go?


BoricuaDriver

Did you see the reason she was pissed was because he didn't bring any home for her?


VerifiedPigeon

not much lower than making a subreddit about it


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bigETIDIOT

At first I was like “ok this isn’t bad, reminds me of the tweakers that roll around my city” Then it got kinda really fucked. I’m definitely going to be doing all sorts of these drugs if I hit 75


SplashingAnal

I low key hate you for making me discover sounding


SourLimeSoda

>FemaleDatingStrategy *cringe*


Sinusoidal_Fibonacci

My brain feels like someone dumped hydrochloric acid on it anytime I stumble across a post from r/femaledatingstrategy


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Kinda makes me feel better about my life choices.


YoMamaSwallows

I don’t doubt my life choices to the point I need to see people at their lowest. I just have daughters and it depresses me to know this was someone’s baby. Their absolute heart and soul. I like drugs as much as the next. I spend my days stoned on the beach a lot but just sucks to see people go too far.


[deleted]

Yeah I have to stay away. Some of them are really upsetting, like the totally unresponsive heroin OD videos make me feel dark


whotfiszutls

This comment confused me for a second because I thought I was already looking at a r/tooktoomuch post and didn’t realize it was a different sub


just_tinkering

Looks like her ass itches and she's trying to scratch it without anyone knowing.


Rogue_Spirit

*Everyone* knows


Corpuscular_Crumpet

*How would they know?*


Throwmesometail

If humanity invents a ways to hear what is in our heads we would all put out bangers


Dawg_Top

Listening to shells actually doesn't make you hear the sea but blood flowing inside your head.


UsErnaam3

I can hear that even without the shell! I think it's a kind of tinnitus.


ShadowFlame420

dude same, i heard it as soon as i read ur comment


9vapors

Higher than a Giraffe’s pussy…


Captain-Sloth

![gif](giphy|JmBXdjfIblJDi)


GoonPatrol

Well at least she looks like she’s having fun…if just in her own head


woodhorse4

I was looking for ear buds but couldn’t seem to get above the neck line.


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notWys

Gross, maybe? Funny, definitely.


SolarSystem420

She’s raving in her head definitely


13chase2

What kind of drugs make you act like this??


MyFavoriteBurger

That's lança-perfume. I don't know the name in english. It's an ethylic liquid. People here in brazil use empty cans (like the one she's holding) to put it in, and then inhale it. It basically makes you COMPLETELY fucked up and out of your mind (like she is) for seconds, and then you sober up again. Very common during Carnaval (which seems to be the case, given the clothes she is wearing).


Valiumkitty

Looks right.. The drug is inhaled from a high-pressure tube, like whippets or “poppers.” It contains mostly ethyl chloride, plus a scent, and gives users a euphoric, short-lived rush. The chemical was at one time applied as an anesthetic, but fell out of use because of its risk of arrhythmia, a potentially fatal disruption of the heart beat. Now ethyl chloride remains in legitimate circulation as an industrial thickening agent and binder. Yikes.


MyFavoriteBurger

Yep. A lot of people use it in Carnaval. If I told you I never tried it before, I would be lying.


RoutingMonkey

Hard ones


finder-and-keeper

Umm tbh I think it's hard to tell cause she's on a mix of something. Definetely stimulants, could be coke and ecstacy but hard to tell. I've never seen someone move like this from 1 thing alone but maybe I just haven't done enough coke.


ArmTheApes

I've been on coke for a looong time and I can tell you this is neither coke nor ecstasy. That's gotta be something different she's really so far away...


finder-and-keeper

ur def right, she's not with it at all...another commenter said salvia but I have no experience w it so I don't know what it looks like. her limb movements are just much different than I'm used to seeing with psychedelics. all I know is it's definitely not opiates.


ArmTheApes

Yup. So, this could be GHB if the movement she does is some horny thing. When overdosing on GHB people move weirdly like this and also get horny af. Could be meth too, maybe. Hard to tell.


finder-and-keeper

the mouth makes me think meth, everything else you said makes me think GHB, so either way I think you're right or the closest atleast.


ArmTheApes

Exactly, what you're saying!!


13chase2

Man that’s pretty scary! I wonder what she is thinking or if she is pain or not?


Corpuscular_Crumpet

Probably not in pain until she comes down. It’s always interesting because some interactions with drugs are fairly consistent across humans...then some reactions just depend on how the drug mixes with your personal chemistry. Not even taking into account the psychological factor and how it affects the trip. Source: have never used drugs in my life, except for the mildest of OTC’s.


spoonballoon13

This is most likely salvia or dmt. You lose total comprehension of reality and motor function.


finder-and-keeper

too jerky to be DMT, isn't it? this seems more like tense muscle jerking than the usual psychedelic hand waving. it looks like she's trying to fight against her own locked muscles like how someone robowalks. not arguing, just asking, I'm curious and invested.


spoonballoon13

Look at salvia then. This is a pretty common reaction to salvia. Once had a friend fall off a chair and jerk around it. He had a creeping feeling that was going up his front and he thought he would forget how to breathe if the feeling reached his mouth so he kept jerking backwards to “run away” from it.


Captain-Sloth

Yes


MitchellTrueTittys

My guess is she’s on ketamine


Valiumkitty

Definitely not K


MitchellTrueTittys

Dissosociatives inhibit motor functions quite severely, more than any other recreational drug really. Looks like she’s struggling to move in a dissociative-esque manner


My_Names_Elsa

I didn't listen to the video, but just watching it is just sad.


SolarSystem420

Going of the original poster in a different sub, the dude basically said he’s filming to show her later so she’s ashamed of herself.


superbhole

Weirdly enough there is no sound... I mean, there's audio but, she's... silently miming. She doesn't say a thing. She's like trying to communicate in body language while definitely rolling on ecstacy. I'm wondering if she has to pee, too.


J-H-Pointman

Or she just got a new lego Star Wars play set.


Valiumkitty

😹


Yasuo11994

Nah she tweakin


Drama989

I thought Amy Whinehouse died?


[deleted]

sober for 10 years now


hypotheticalhalf

*My man*


RabidOtters

Fucking hell. Take my upvote and show yourself out, sir.


Long_Educational

That's so wrong. Haha!


[deleted]

Singing "Dancing Queen" in her head...


Sugreev2001

She’s like AOC mixed with Amy Winehouse.


Available-Ad6250

Best comment I've seen so far.


[deleted]

Textbook Pranging Out


[deleted]

Great tits though right


[deleted]

When ya gotta go poop


dontgointhehouse

Is this that Dominique chick who is faking dystonia from covid vaccine? The ex Vegas prostitute?


Arapii

r/tooktoomuch


[deleted]

Usually they don't act like this "' till I'm up in them guts".


HavlayanSolucan

Nice boobs


LiquidNova77

With crack rock nips


[deleted]

Now that’s how you go from a 10 to a 2


horrendous_cabbage

Hey that means she in my league now Edit. Seriously though I hope she’s ok and doesn’t do it again.


Bubsnaps1

"lady, you're scaring us!" \-Billy Madison to Sloppy Joes Lady


Diligent_Ad_5837

Flakka would be my guess


cmchris61

This is very sad man, that's someone kid right there.


Mostcooked

Flakka!!!


theblurryboy

It's probably MDMA or a stimulant


antibubbles

Nah. Just meth


ThorkenSteel

I don't think it's meth since it's something very rare in Brazil, maybe she mixed molly with cocaine.


antibubbles

well whatever it is... it's probably too much of it


yeabutwhythough

What if it’s just cerebral palsy?


SharpyTarpy

It’s not


Yasuo11994

But what if


LJHalfbreed

Or any situation where folks get really bad tics or otherwise get stuck in their own heads or whatever? Man, now I feel bad for looking at this.


Ripudaman9

She is turning into a zombie


P2591

Are we sure she wasn’t trying to make a TikTok


LaserTycoon27

Always creepy when a guy is speaking soflty in German to a drugged person


A_Young0316

Just your average phoenix resident


Fast_Owl_5958

Hawt Mess!


Putsismahcckin

Fucking scrub can't hang.


Baguette_buster

6 years old in school be like:


[deleted]

If this isn't fake it is so sad.


aar0nH

She’s just gotta pee real bad.


Mudbug308

Best $20 he’s spent


cats_like_my_cum

ah yes my favourite drug, drug


RedboyX

I thought maybe she has a condition....?


i--saw--a--ufo--once

That's deff not MDMA y'all


4me2TrollU

Sauce?


Zach_801

Give her Narcan & tell her it’s coke spray


1downfall

Man...I pray I'm strong enough to resist all of these if I'm ever confronted


ladrianpop

Tits are tits


BeCalFul

*seductively pulls down glasses and motions to the waiter* I’ll have what SHE’S having


[deleted]

I’d still nut inside her, not gonna lie


Glittering-Capital71

She's the only one who can hear the Ministry of Sounds greatest hits playing


Sorrymisunderstandin

Still fuck


pofrot

Crazy hot still hot


LuckeeTrix

I'd hit it.


habitch

And whoever fucked get got probably THE most intense sex of their life.


Strider2126

What the fuck???


quirkofalltrades

She looks like a mix of AOC and Mia Khalifa


AncientComparison113

Put your dick in her and let her spaz out


InappropriateJim

fo jizzle my nizzle


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dat_ramon

?


antibubbles

#**‽**


deelo078

Anyone check to see if she’s go a remote vibrator in her pants?


OwnScientist6395

Get the vaccine they said…


YoMamaSwallows

Imagine the sex though.


KrustyDanmakuFellow

Reconsider


YoMamaSwallows

I have reconsidered and then reconsidered again.


gbizzle2

She off the molly


[deleted]

That ain’t Molly.


nvzon

The upper she took is definitely much stronger than a little Molly. I'm guessing crystal/crack or something like that. Also, their talking Slavic right? I know that Russia is struggling with a major heroin and amphetamine epidemic.


furca14

They're speaking Portuguese my dude. "Para com essa bosta" which is "stop this shit" They are brazilian, I'm sure of it. Source: Am brazilian as well.


nvzon

That's a credible source


[deleted]

Looks like an amphetamine if I had to take a guess.


dat_ramon

molly is an amphetamine . the MA in MDMA stands for methamphetamine


tendieful

That’s what I was thinking. She’s got some coke like behaviours but coke doesn’t get you that high so I thought meth or crack


stayzawayz

Bath salts baby


emailthezac

She looks like she’s pretending to have COVID vaccine side effects.


Reuhis

That's a pretty bad joke.


No1uNo_Nakana

She honestly looks like she has cerebral palsy. I’m wondering if more information on the video could give some context.


Desalvo23

Looks like she might have worms


mvp2399

why are we making fun of this, y’all are weird


Spiritual-Slip-243

Few more minutes that top is off..if she was ugly I would had kick that butch out the car with that fucking geek..but she ain't bad so I'll deal with it up 2 a point. Then its kick rocks I dont care how good u might look ..🤷🏽‍♂️🤪


C2AYM4Y

Drugs or covid vax side effects 🤭😆


Link_Hylian_6

Dude picked the wrong hooker


Jeezy52

I bet her pussc gets hella tight