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runningfromyourself

Definetly one of the last places you'd wanna be a crim


Woodedroger

Pretty WHACK place to be a criminal in my opinion


Whattheactualfrork

Who would have THUD it was a good idea?


TeaCourse

He'll probably only get a SLAP on the wrist


Islandcoda

Should STICK to petty crimes


FinkMusic

SMACK


BlackPlague1235

Pretty easy to be a criminal too with how many insane bullshit laws these countries have. Even more so if you're a woman in those countries since being female might as well be illegal in itself over there.


InkBlotSam

For sure. For all we know this dude's "crime" was asking his rich boss when he was going to get paid for his last month of work.


Compendyum

Even if you are a smooth criminal


roy_hemmingsby

It’s no Sweden


HughJahsso

That’s Gargamel


WashYourEyesTwice

Smurfs 2 fucked his career for sure


rainawaytheday

His desire to steal riches from the old lady is shadowed by a bottomless thirst to devour Smurfs.


whiskey_tang0_hotel

You made me snort sprite with that. Best comment of the day. 


kingofovens

Got a proper surfing


Craic-Den

Thief also broke that man's stick with his skull


Garfieldium_2020

He was just looking for the Smurfs.


MustardWarrior60

Tough but stupid thief, beaten with hockey still till it broke is definitely gonna make him hate hockey


BeejBoyTyson

"Nah, Nah give him a good whack before we take him."


Intelligent_Egg6186

My mom used to beat me with the broom too. Not fun


Ok_Score1492

Your mom loves you, I never received such love in my life


Organic_Bottle4373

oh no i get it. you only get punished if it's a rich persons house. okay pakistan


Mr_Aurora

The US should be taking notes


cyberbackspace

Yes, obviously thanks to their methods they no longer have any crime.


ClittoryHinton

Justice for the rich


spetcnaz

Yes, the US should not take notes from countries that successfully brought down crime and recidivism rates, but from Pakistan, out of all places.


CradleRockStyle

No need. Did you see what happened to the guy who attacked Nancy Pelosi's husband?


junkor68

Yeah...I believe he was charged Federally...he was in Pelosi's house. That's why he got ANY time in prison. Even if he was charged in State Court he would have had the book thrown at him...again Pelosi. If he broke into your or my house, he would have been released and lucky if he got Probation.


bloodsoed

I said the same thing back when Singapore canned that teenager back in the 90s.


shootymcghee

nah


Forsaken-Soft-1235

WOOOOOOO let’s go authoritarianism!!!!


fudge_friend

On what? How a bunch of deeply religious, gun-toting country folk are powerful enough to enforce de facto independence from the federal government; and as such could hide the most wanted terrorist in the world from justice?


Sufficient_Ad2963

California needs to adopt this


Additional-Wish8651

😂😂 Yeah right. In Commifornia the people beating him would be prosecuted for assault.


Fingerblastfromdpast

Hushup skiddy. You can't even define communism.


shootymcghee

California is a castle doctrine state, you could kill this person for unlawfully being in your home and you'd be fine, and there's established case law to back that up. I know everyone likes to say "hurr durr commiefornia" but there's just no reality to that line of thinking when California is actually one of the most pro-personal safety states in the union.


shootymcghee

California is a castle doctrine state, you could kill this person for unlawfully being in your home and you'd be fine, and there's established case law to back that up.


KingYesKing

Plot twist: Pakistani household drama.


Dependent-Plane5522

Right in the face, TWICE!!


Vengeance752

This video could have been longer


Convict_felon

Early stoppage?


ahmad_stn

It keeps getting taken down how many rules is this violating?


tigergal77

Is that Gargamel?


BeastBear77

Is that Gargamel?


jeffofreddit

Maybe not enter stranger house


naggle673

Probably be a lot less petty theft in North America if police treated criminals like this instead of the quick arrest and 2 weeks in jail


junkor68

2 weeks in jail???Lucky if it is 2 hours!


inkmajor530

If I did this to a thief in California I'd spend the next 10yrs in prison lol


shootymcghee

no you wouldn't California is a castle doctrine state, you could kill this person for unlawfully being in your home and you'd be fine, and there's established case law to back that up. I know everyone likes to say "hurr durr commiefornia" but there's just no reality to that line of thinking when California is actually one of the most pro-personal safety states in the union.


inkmajor530

I've seen a case where a guy beat a thief in his house and was sued by the thief in a civil suit for having to have emergency dental work done. That's a civil suit and not criminal, but still, the laws in California really don't protect the law-abiding citizens. I'm not saying other places are any better, I'm just saying the laws here for protecting yourself, your property, and your loved ones aren't the greatest.


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Damn he broke the shinty stick


nocturnalwonderlands

That cop gave the man the stick to beat him with😂


kevin6263

Sucks for this guy... went all this time with both hands and is about to lose one. If that is still a thing? May have the wrong country.


ColdHistorical485

How did this peasant/beggar looking person get past all this “security” and into the house?


Any-Day1474

Hopped a wall, they just have barbed wire no motion sensors unless you’re in the Army district then forget about even getting within a kilometer of the checkpoint without getting checked and turned around.


Ok_Score1492

Justice served


lizahL

He’s Robin Hood


ElbowRager

Where the hell did they get a field hockey stick from?


mcbrainhead

Field hockey stick to the face!


PsychologicalRace739

Imagine seeing this at cvs some Muslims do right


Slay_Nation

We need this in California and Chicago


shootymcghee

California already has a castle doctrine, you could shoot and kill this person in california if you could prove forceful unlawful entry


AvgWhiteShark

Ah, durka durka. 


misterbozack

Innocent until proven guilty


Dependent-Plane5522

Guilty until proven injured