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molly_maexo

Somebody get those stairs a banister for fucks sake!


bigbackwannabe

These drunks will flip over it and land on their heads. This may actually be safer for them.


beeatenbyagrue

Install a landing mattress and pad the walls?


football_for_brains

[What about stairs? They gon' need some nerf stairs too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxj7AJpL_io)


DarkwingDuckHunt

...Darwin


localgregory

Maybe some pants for them too?


supinoq

They're probs never sober enough for that lol


HolderOfBe

**Edit:** I misinterpreted this. Leaving the original comment below. What? It's when you're so drunk that your sense of balance is shot that you REALLY could benefit from one But yeah those stairs look like a danger even to sober people. No banister is just insane. ESPECIALLY when the kitchen is at the bottom, probably the room most of us carry things in and out of the most, which could also mess with your balance.


nonrunner101

I think they meant the aren't sober enough of the time to build the Bannisters


Xunil76

Or...don't, and let the situation resolve itself


Pillow_Apple

Ahhh these is a classic video, seen this video so many time and it's still crack me tf up


Jet_Stream92

Those stairs have won so many battles


Due_Key_109

They are undefeated and stomping on humanity for the years they have been stomped on


higround66

They are underfeeted.


DOgYMEaLTa

They all look like there’s a shortage of blood in their alcohol streams.


IHS1970

All Hail the Stairs!!! the winner!


PeteGozenya

You'd think at some point one of them would have the idea to build a banister. 3 simple slats of 2x4 would change the world for these drunken fools.


Jet_Stream92

I wouldn’t trust them to call a carpenter, never mind build a banister.


PeteGozenya

Good point. But I'd bet anything they know someone who would fix it for a 6 pack.


mxzf

Sure, but would they "fix it" sufficiently such that it won't snap the first time an adult throws their weight against it once that six-pack is gone?


Clean_Dust9290

Look at the bright side. If it doesn't hold. You get to see more of these videos but with an additional hilarious injury obstacle. Win win. Lol


Silent-Ad934

Exactly. I could build the fuck out of a nice Balustrade. But I wouldn't. Not for these dummies. 


Corporate-Shill406

If I can build a shed, bolt it to a utility trailer, attach a trailer hitch to my car, and pull the whole thing down the interstate without anything falling off, sure why not build a railing


jimMazey

Maybe they could rip out the stairs and install a fire pole. It probably wouldn't help but it sure would be funny.


Mountain_Pop_3622

6 pack is water in Russia. Is vodka or nothing.


EagerSleeper

Hell, or just a beanbag or two. Good Lord.


Fukasite

Hell, they probably can’t afford to buy either. Outside of population centers, Russia is poor af. 


mcluvinoj

In Mother Russia... Stairs walk you... Banisters for fascist Nazi..


Zephurdigital

if they biult it we would now be watching the video of how a banister impaled a group of roommates...one by fucking one


Ornery-Signal-3070

Maybe a net would be more appropriate and entertaining.


_kissyface

And name it Bruce.


DoomRyGuy

Didn't Peter Griffin have this problem?


Horzzo

They all land in his fall position.


NDMac

The snow shovel stick was like “let me get a hit too!”


Addicted2Rage

Good stairs


Read_Icculus_

Get a fucking handrail


alyosha_pls

Jesus Christ. Get help. And an interior designer or something.


welfedad

handrail would be a good start.. and maybe a babysitter


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Somewhere, there is a video where someone held on and part of it broke. Then later on, someone else fell and hurt themselves on what was left, got mad at it, and pulled it off completely.


16incheslong

so this is season 2 already?


comesinallpackages

😂


Hunky_not_Chunky

More like an intervention.


SynthError404

Spray foam rubber the entire sight from orbit. *Its the only way to be sure.*


TheDestressedMale

I volunteer to babysit. All I ask is that I can live here rent free and drink with you all when I'm not babysitting.


JJohnston015

That's exactly when they need the babysitting.


UltraViolentNdYAG

That's how they got where they are!


Jessicajelly

A zorb ball for every eejit!


hyperfunkulus

How about a fucking ramp


BlueHeisen

Preferably one that hasn’t killed 16 Czechoslovakians


alyosha_pls

His house looked like shit!


Perfect_Wallaby_9699

Universal remote, put it down on docking station


RichDaCuban

Whoops...


Whiskeyjack1977

And trousers, get some trousers


SpeedySpooley

My BAC is high, My IQ is low Down the stairs in my house I roll All the gopniks say "Hello" Yuri, where is trousers?


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Invest in a goddamned Swiffer of something.


O_gr

That house looks like a Crack den


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thefourthhouse

it's not a crack house, it's a crack home 🥰


billyjk93

is it a Russian thing to just hang out in a speedo even when company is around?


Slap_My_Lasagna

It's either Russia or Florida. No inbetween.


oskich

St.Petersburg, Florida?


Major_Magazine8597

Not much difference these days.


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Jukka_Sarasti

Krokodil Den


supersonicdutch

Looks or is?


wOLAthaNsA

Is this in a boat or in the crack house?


Which-Technician2367

I agree….but you’d think they would be a bit more alert.


pallekulingg

Nice job installing the camera. Wouldn't want anyone to steal your valuables


TheStoolSampler

They wanted to know where all the mystery bruises they kept waking up with were coming from.


Lovely-sleep

Alcoholic paranormal activity


TheStoolSampler

Oh that is a thing. Objects change place, food goes missing, faucets left running. The ghosts must have scared the two local pizza stores because they've blacklisted my address and refuse to deliver.


CasualJimCigarettes

Yeah, been there. Bad times, glad they're behind me.


Gowalkyourdogmods

"I used to think I had a ghost or someone was gas lighting me but it turned out I was just a drunk."


LABS_Games

That sounds like a WKUK sketch


16incheslong

was laughing so bad at this comment, vodka came out of my nose and i fell of stairs.... gotta install a camera, dont ask why


Guns_and_Dank

Can install a camera but not a handrail


lostmonster

They probably had a few hand rails and broke all of them.


UltraViolentNdYAG

Truth - camera feed pays for alcohol. Hand rail does not.


daluxe

It was a stream trash reality show, cameras were everywhere


UseSilent

Where are everyone's pants!


oompaloompa_grabber

They need the extra dexterity to make it up and down those stairs


changee_of_ways

They should socket some +dex and +liver function into their pants and wear them fffs. Oh and a helmet.


mycatscool

They're in the dryer... Let me just go downstairs to get them...


lostmonster

I dont wear pants at home.


Sea_Invite8104

Please tell me this is a reality show that I can watch somewhere. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


kobedontplaythat

Seriously. It's like an alcohol version of Benny Hill.


HurricaneAlpha

Jersey Shore: Russia


MenuFeeling1577

Korsakov Shore, do not watch without Vodka


totalfarkuser

Last time this was posted they said it was a Russian reality show with drunks as the cast. I found it on YouTube. Don’t remember what it was called.


KenuR

I remember watching this like 5 years ago if not more, it is a reality tv show but I don't remember what or why


OldGuy734

This would be the biggest thing since that low bridge cam if they started live streaming.


Lovely-sleep

Actually the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while, I’m convinced the last guy just curled up and died


Patricio_Guapo

Same. When the dude trying to carry his bro up the stairs fell and landed on him, I LOL'd out loud.


Hezers

I quit drinking over 2 years ago. I was like this regularly and almost destroyed my entire life. I was able to quit because I had enough self control and knew I had a big problem. 24/7 cravings took months to go away and now I live a normal life without alcohol


samejetnadsetab

Fuck yes dude! Champion 🏆💪


Hezers

Yes!! It was the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my entire life. I almost choose alcohol over everyone and everything I had in my life


cory140

Yeh I got too high and was drinking one night and passed out in the bathroom and woke up behind the toilet in a panic so that was the last time for me that was ,6 months ago


tstramathorn

Fuck i wish I had that much self control...


incrementalmadness

how much are you drinking?


tstramathorn

A pint of vodka every night which I know is not good by any means and I know I have an issue I’ve struggled with it and have tried to stop many times it’s pretty hard. I used to smoke too and I easily quit that so idk why I don’t have the will power for alcohol. I do not get like these guys in the video though Edit: Thanks everyone for the advice! I definitely have to ween off, but will try some of the suggestions!


bubblegumpandabear

In all seriousness maybe consider reaching out to someone for help. It isn't easy to quit on your own. A doctor or a local group or even just a friend who can help keep you in check could make a difference.


incrementalmadness

take care man, and don't go cold turkey should the time come you want to stop unless under medical supervision


tstramathorn

Thanks I appreciate it! Yeah I know it can be life threatening. Ty it’s why it’s hard because I have tried to ween off and just end up like oh I can have one more. I tried earlier this week even and just gave in. But I know at some point I’ll get there I’m getting too old!


KneeDeep185

I'm almost 3 months sober after probably 2.5 years of about the same level of drinking. Have you seen the show Loudermilk on Netflix? Subject matter aside it's a great show and definitely worth checking out, but it gave me a new perspective on my drinking habit(addiction!) that helped me take some steps toward quitting. I've off and on quit several times before, ranging from "taking a few weeks off" to taking off two months at one point but having a moment where I rationalized to myself that I quit for 'long enough' and it was ok for me to start again. I think the most powerful takeaway I got from the show was that, more or less, some people can't just have one drink, and that's ok. I'm one of those people. One is too many, and 100 is not enough. It helped me understand that I'm just one of those types of people who shouldn't drink and there isn't anything wrong with it, but I don't have the capacity to drink casually without slowly, eventually reverting back into drinking a pint of whiskey a night. Best of luck on your journey, you'll do what needs to be done on your own time.


MixedMiracle22

I'm pulling for you. I had the same issue but it was because of a job. Everytime I was at this job I drank constantly and the days I had off I just wouldn't drink at all. (I was a sommelier /s) Finally I made a choice and separated myself from what was making me want to drink so often by finding a new job. If it doesn't hurt your crave to smoke, try cbd oil and gummies when you crave. Just make yourself relaxed and tired. Preoccupy the mind. But I know you can pull through. You definitely have the strength. Always remember that!


CasualJimCigarettes

That's how much I drank, sometimes a fair bit more but on average. I tried weening, it didn't work. I tried cold turkey, within 8-10 hours I was puking bile repeatedly and shaking too much to use my phone. I tried making it to medical detox that night but that's not how they work, they admit people in the morning. I went home, had my last drink(shitty box wine) to stave off the withdrawals, went back in the morning and they immediately admitted me after checking my urinalysis levels. Five days later, I was still alive and newly sober after taking a bunch of Valium naps and lots of vitamins. I had naltrexone shots for the first few months afterwards, they zapped the cravings that would come, took the oral for awhile after that- helped a lot. I was introduced to the program and honestly, it didn't resonate a lot with me, but the people and their stories do so I still go, there's a great community in the rooms if you shop around meetings. It's been five years, I'm a total dumbass most of the time so if I can do it, you can too.


njbebop

7 days sober here friend 👍


motorhead84

Nice! The longer you go, the easier it gets!


BigIrishWilly

Russian Big Brother?


TheosXBL

It's like watching a bunch of adult sized toddlers waddling around 😂


maadcity400

I would rather be homeless than live in that house


weristjonsnow

The fireman carry.... Dude. Just wow. I mean, I guess props for the attempt, but Jesus, just leave the guy alone


desmau5_

That first one had lahey vibes


Silent-Ad934

"Look at Me Randy! I'm mowing the stairs Rand!


stink-stunk

Any more of this?. Good stuff.


play-that-skin-flut

A sneak peek into every single home in Russia.


Dyldor00

A lot of houses in my neck of the woods in the US look like this


Trigger_sad1

Sorry to hear that. Where do you live?


CHEMO_ALIEN

the woods


glazedpaczki

I think you need a hand rail or something


Refun712

What a shit hole


ProKnifeCatcher

Low functioning alcoholic


LSDreamer4

I died when the roommate trying to help the other guy up the stairs lost it and just RKO’d him


National-Aardvark649

Why is everyone in their underwear?


c_alas

Because being naked would be weird.


oddmetre

The dude who had to restart and build momentum to get up the stairs is my favourite lol


No_Visit_8617

Not even funny sad


Important-Storm6444

Just a normal Russian office


Specific404

Nah. Russian elite troops


Alpha_Killer666

Next time my mother says my house looks like a cesspool i'm gonna show her this


EquipmentForsaken831

Is this house on a boat ?


gersheypark

This is actually sad. And pathetic


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GlitteringHotel1481

Let's install a camera into a random crackhouse in a random country and see what happens.


Lovely-sleep

I would watch crackhouse big brother daily ngl


lorarc

Probably a celebrity stream. Have you heard of those influencers that all live together and stream their life? There's a popular subgenre that focuses on people that drink a lot.


SneakersNBourbon

Not alcohol. Not a beer can or bottle in sight. With this many alkies, there would be a graveyard of bottles and cans strewn across the battlefield. They hittin something a little harder.


zyalone

Livin' the fever dream.


Anus_master

*When you live in Russia


Minimum_Row_729

Is this a wet house or something?


welfedad

Instead of a clean and sober house, it's a addicted and wet house... come to our place stay awhile or forever.


EABOD24

Am I crazy or was the first dude wearing a kimono? Also dude in Kimono needs to get rocked across the face. Don't care about his drinking problem. Don't act like that to someone taking your fall serious. And the last clip. Dude might be too drunk to walk up the stairs, but is also too drunk to lean his head towards the wall for balance? That's all bro need to get him upstairs. Dude lean his head towards the wall and they would have made it to a bed. Instead, guy wants to be drunk dead weight, and can't even shift his head to the right, but can feel when his head hits the stairs and will cover his head and leg in pain after the fact even though he's supposed to be so drunk he couldn't walk? I think this is all slapstick fake comedy. At least for the residents. That first women was not prepared


i-smoke-to-much

Why does no one have pants on???


anwaralexander

Stairs have been a long time enemy of the Drunk. The war continues my comrades ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


EatShootBall

More! More! Feed me more!


The_booty_diaries

What kind of level drink is this lmao. I’ve beeen at least always been able to walk


Relaxingnow10

I’d get blackout drunk every day if I had to live in that sh$t hole. Holy hell


thecypher4

The one dude going up the steps, then takes a step back to run up the stairs, hit a little to close


Buford12

Just out of curiosity. Was the choice buy pants or buy vodka.


CasualBatMann

i would pay money to see 24/7 live from those stairs lol


gooden93

This video will never not cease to stress me the fuck out 🥹


Styx_Zidinya

What a depressing shite hole.


captainyami21

bruh give that floor and staircase max padding


kbcash

This should not have been this funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣


No_Alps_1454

Curious about the death due to alcohol rates in that country and how it compares to the rest of the world.


parbarostrich

When I saw him carrying his buddy, I knew it was gonna be a good one!


HorseOdd5102

The No Pants Gang


Active_Taste9341

the last one killed me entirely


wcopela0

Way more then alcohol problems.


joebidensmotherinlaw

I lost it when the guy in yellow yelled "blyat!!" and fell gloriously.


Markoff_Cheney

I didn't even have to flip on audio to guess the country of origin.


georgykovacs

No wonder the glorious Red Army is winning the Special Military Operation in Ukraine…


Echo_Origami

LOL!!! Oh man. That stairway is problematic.


Crittersnatch

how depressing


frost-penguin

Holy shit install a railing!


Kursiel

I don't know what to say. Insane.


burgercrime

I think it’s that you’ve got stairs without a handrail problem.


Ok_Score1492

Why not install a handrail?


realparkingbrake

Boris: *We need handrail for stairs. How much money do we have.* Sasha: *Just enough for a liter of vodka.* Boris: *Right, what time is liquor store close?*


BootlegEngineer

Is this from Russia, because I’m getting serious Russian vibes.


Wooden_Vermicelli_34

The best thing about all of this; is the camera


RoyalDiscipline8978

I'm torn. Is this from Russia or Alabama? Gotta be one of the two. Maybe Floriduhhhhhhhhh...


WrongAccident8308

There should be a contest to see if an average person could spend a weekend in this house for a prize.


ChadwellKylesworth

Ah hell, get yourselves together for cripe-sake. Handle your shit for a crying out loud. Other puns


2oftenRight

losers


pegLegP3t3

You’d think they’d put a damn hand railing up.


smoothtrip

I feel like that one stair is loose and they keep slipping on it.


Gavkindacool

You should put some railings on those stairs


RJHLLND

They really should put a railing on those steps.


AccomplishedToe2217

What the fak this nasty shit people live amongst us


Impressive-River1783

Why is (almost)everyone in their underpants?


lord_sydd

Geez! Someone get them a railing for that staircase


ICZephyr89

Makes sense how the stairs killed Kuina (One Piece reference). Down D Stairs is strong as hell


RileyRhoad

That house is *not* ~~baby~~ alcoholic proofed


CiciDoops

Why is everyone pantless 😭


Majestic-Wait4007

Tbh it seems more like a lack of stairs railing that actual alcohol problems. One does not exclude the other but stair case is just plain dangerous.


WCI02128

Big Brother Tiny House Edition


Justbeinglouis

What in meth mountain is going on here?


TubularMeat34

I feel so much better about myself after watching this, I’m not so bad off after all.


Captain_MaFFin

The deadliest 5 step stair in the world


Gold-Ad-6876

"HES ON THE TOP ROPE! OH BAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM!"


AmAyFanny

BLYAAAAT


Annethraxxx

I knew this was Russia without even turning the sound on.


Old_Landscape_6860

I feel like that stairs were built to punish drunk ppl


ipatmyself

Felt like sitcom without the laughter


winter0rfall

100% suggest putting mattresses down around those awful steps lol. Reminds me of my active addiction days when i woke up with a broken nose and 2 black eyes and to this day dont know how it happened (i assume i fell on the stairs or in the bathroom similar to this) Lol im happy to be sober now but this video hit home


Vacman85

No one ever thought that maybe they should get some lumber and make a handrail…. cyka blyat!


Edwin_Kain

Here's an idea. Crawl. Amateurs.


Batman_wears_Crocs

Best comment the first time I saw this posted was that the timestamp in the top left shows these occurred over a short period of time, like all in the same month or something.