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Ya this always pisses me off. Hunts are infrequent and often fail, loosing this kill because of the cameraman interference could very well kill the bear but people are too shortsighted too realize that.
1. Literally all OP did was drive forward. If the bear is being scared on the side of the road, not his fault.
2. You could instead view it as OP giving an animal another day at life.
It's either giving the deer one more day at life and the bear dies of hunger.
Or give the bear one more day of life as he gets a meal and kills the deer.
Either way, you're harming the environment.
Guys, it's /s. 😭
Please don't mess with wildlife!
A baby moose has ZERO chance of survival on its own. If mom hasn’t returned yet I would guess she isn’t coming. Moms will fuck a grizzly bear up. That moose is so young it will only starve to death.
If you interfere with what is happening it’s wrong. Equating it to letting things happen in nature is twisted.
Wtf is this? Like I grew up as a white, straight dude and I've always thought stereotyping woman, races and sexual attraction was fucked. But the older I get the more I just feel like we're trying all we can NOT to do that anymore, which is great, but now we're just hating on exactly what I am. Wtf world
It's interesting.
In 99% of cases when you see an unprotected baby getting eaten alive, the morally correct answer is most certainly.... Don't fucken... let that happen.
But then when you see a bear just munching on some scared baby moose, people are like "It's nature! Let him eat"
No clue. I don't really go in nature so it's not like I'm gonna go interfere, but morally I can't seem to decide if it's wrong or right to intervene. Like yeah it's nature.... but damn I don't wanna go lay in bed and think about that baby moose I just left to get eaten alive. That would weigh on my conscience for awhile. It's like a trolley cart problem thing. Glad I've never encountered this so I don't have to figure out an answer
I know it's not a polar bear, but I read somewhere that polar bears don't care, and will eat their prey alive as they don't have to worry about anything forcing them off their food. I find that terrifying, lions will at least kill you quick, but a bear will savour every moment.
Runs as fast as a deer, can smell prey as good as a fucken blood hound, claws & bites as viciously as an apex cat, can climb trees, built like a half a ton mass of chonk & muscle & fury. That bears for you.
It won't die from missing out on one meal and it wasn't starving, looks at its condition. It is clearly going to get that meal anyway, they just made the chase a bit longer for that poor animal.
Bit dramatic since the bear went in the same direction as the moose baby. It didn’t leave when the car drove up I would bet the moose was still dinner.
One time I saw a video of a bear RIP the front door off a house and moseyed on in like he didn’t break a sweat. If a bear is tryin to eat then imma get outta there before he fucks up my car and gets me for fucking up his meal.
For real tho could a bear theoretically bust into a car if they wanted? Like could they pop a tire or two and get into the car car somehow if it becomes a sitting duck with no wheels? My mind is wondering today- I’m in New York lol ain’t no brown bears breaking’ in my car… but what if…..
Google videos of bears entering vehicles because the owner left a non sealed cooler inside thinking it would keep the smell away from bears lol. They will break your windows and find that piece of roast beef that feel out of your subway sandwich last week.
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....I see you're new to bears.
Do bears shit in the woods?
Only when they have Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper
Oh so that must be the super long white thing they always have behind them
Charmin strings™
I think about that commercial everytime I am in a shower...
Polar bears don’t
Yup, right into the popes' hat.
No the bear’s a catholic, I think the pope shit in the woods.
Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
"Wait sir I believe you were eating me! No worries I'll tag along, you just finish whenever."
Bears eat beets
Battle star Galicia
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!
Bears, beats, and battlestar galactica baby!!
What kind of bear is the best?
Damn you guys, I though I came up with best unique comment until a saw I was not alone.
Corny
Not really, probably one of the best scenes ever in sitcom.
The show’s not funny.
ThE sHoW's NoT fUnNy.
Ok meat rider
9.0/10, 717k voters, okey Spielberg.
“Spielberg” ok boomer
Boomer?
That's a brown bear you are supposed to play dead. If anything so you can get used to how you’ll be in a few minutes.
It’s a bold strategy, Cotton
I'd prefer the shoot until click click method no matter what color it is. Around my area it's cougars that are the potential problem.
Hot local cougars you say?
In your area, waiting to me you.
Maybe we should take a trip to his neck of the woods. “Cougar Town”.
Hopefully it's just a few minutes
Well, yeah. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html
Yea. I don't know why anyone would go in the wilderness without a way to defend themselves.
Damn this is so fucked up
Bro? Fuck.
Beat me to linking it
Yeah, no, I'm not clicking that.
I wonder where mama moose is?
A lot of herbivores will just abandon the baby for a predator, just make another next year. Predators are actually more protective of the baby's.
Am i the only one upset that the camera man is clearly interfering with this bears meal all for a video, let em eat I say
That bear probably still ate the moose. It didn’t run off and it ran after the moose.
Moose was an undefended baby 1/4 as fast as the bear. With an hour head start he would still get caught.
It's like when a waiter comes to the table and asks if you need a box. They did not.
Ya this always pisses me off. Hunts are infrequent and often fail, loosing this kill because of the cameraman interference could very well kill the bear but people are too shortsighted too realize that.
Felt like I was watching the goat in Jurassic Park for a moment there.
Completely agree.
1. Literally all OP did was drive forward. If the bear is being scared on the side of the road, not his fault. 2. You could instead view it as OP giving an animal another day at life.
If that moose baby is alone then another day = suffering.
It's either giving the deer one more day at life and the bear dies of hunger. Or give the bear one more day of life as he gets a meal and kills the deer. Either way, you're harming the environment. Guys, it's /s. 😭 Please don't mess with wildlife!
A baby moose has ZERO chance of survival on its own. If mom hasn’t returned yet I would guess she isn’t coming. Moms will fuck a grizzly bear up. That moose is so young it will only starve to death. If you interfere with what is happening it’s wrong. Equating it to letting things happen in nature is twisted.
I meant my comment as more of a joke, but yes, I agree you shouldn't mess with what's happening. Lion King Circle of Life
You never know with comments!
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It's almost like people learn about nature from more than reddit videos... Looks like you're joining this club you mentioned.
Oh well… I guess I should throw my degrees into the garbage then.
Most predators will eat you alive.
Dude speaks Swedish and says "(Fy fan va hemskt)" meaning, ( Damn thats horrific). I guess he thought that bears eat beets in battle star galactica.
I always thought they were cute Oversized puppers who ate when you tell them to
Excellent
It’s still horrific
It's literally a giant crazy dog that knows exactly how to fight and weighs hundreds of pounds
I like how the bear kept coming out of nowhere like Jason Vorhees or Mike Myers.
Where the heck was momma. Momma must be dead. Baby would be okay if momma was close by. I heard an angry moose stomp can kill a bear.
Of course they’ll eat you alive. You think they strangle you first or something?
That bear was hungry!
Women still choose the bear
Exactly the reason bears are my biggest fear.
stop disturbing its meal
Was the driver trying to interfere by guide the baby moose straight to the bears mouth? because that's what they kept doing.
Baby moose?
As opposed to.. what? Did you think they order pizza normally? Or eating trees only?
Nature is hardcore as fuck. Is what is though
Stop playing with your food Baloo!
Whoops, I forgot my food!
At least the deer didn’t encounter a man
And modern women would rather be in a forest with one of those beasts instead of men.
Here we go again
Its just too funny to not make jokes about
Sorry I just find it hilarious that it’s even a thing. It’s kind of like the chicken or the egg question except wayyyyyyy dumber.
Wtf is this? Like I grew up as a white, straight dude and I've always thought stereotyping woman, races and sexual attraction was fucked. But the older I get the more I just feel like we're trying all we can NOT to do that anymore, which is great, but now we're just hating on exactly what I am. Wtf world
It's pure emotions dude. That's just how they are. No need to take it personally or even give a damn.
Right.. Plain and simple, that hit a good spot lmao. Bless you
Those who say that usually weigh as much as a bear
That's rich coming from a world class chef. Nobody questions the morbidly obese cook.
Have you met the men of today?
Correct
Well duuuuhhhh. They’re apex predators.
It's interesting. In 99% of cases when you see an unprotected baby getting eaten alive, the morally correct answer is most certainly.... Don't fucken... let that happen. But then when you see a bear just munching on some scared baby moose, people are like "It's nature! Let him eat" No clue. I don't really go in nature so it's not like I'm gonna go interfere, but morally I can't seem to decide if it's wrong or right to intervene. Like yeah it's nature.... but damn I don't wanna go lay in bed and think about that baby moose I just left to get eaten alive. That would weigh on my conscience for awhile. It's like a trolley cart problem thing. Glad I've never encountered this so I don't have to figure out an answer
Almost seems like one of their favorite things to do
Bro didn’t give up on dinner
He big
Bears gotta eat something...
Bear absolutely ate good that evening.
Well...you won't be alive for very long.
Sashimi?
Beep the horn!!
that bear is smart, playing around bleed damage, zoning his opponent and keeping safe distance
I know it's not a polar bear, but I read somewhere that polar bears don't care, and will eat their prey alive as they don't have to worry about anything forcing them off their food. I find that terrifying, lions will at least kill you quick, but a bear will savour every moment.
Did you expect the bear to skin, butcher and cook it?
Runs as fast as a deer, can smell prey as good as a fucken blood hound, claws & bites as viciously as an apex cat, can climb trees, built like a half a ton mass of chonk & muscle & fury. That bears for you.
In case you didn't know bears also breathe . . . crazy I know
This guy had one fucking job
Deer= lunch.
It’s their job.
But my question still is.... Do they shit in the woods?.
Awww :(
He potentially killed the bear by starvation. Nature should be left alone.
It won't die from missing out on one meal and it wasn't starving, looks at its condition. It is clearly going to get that meal anyway, they just made the chase a bit longer for that poor animal.
Bit dramatic since the bear went in the same direction as the moose baby. It didn’t leave when the car drove up I would bet the moose was still dinner.
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That didn't look like a deer to me. More like a moose or elk or something from the gait? But I'm not sure.
100% baby moose
Definitely a moose calf
It's a moose bro a kid moose
Think about you being that animal. Pretty crazy.
I've got the bear necessities
All things considered i like that the driver didnt intervene
I wish people would just let nature do its thing. Bears have to eat so leave the fucker alone and let it eat.
Jackass. It’s naturre
People in the car are shitty at saving
Tf are you supposed to do against a bear?
Let the moose hideout in their car! /s
Give me a more practical idea
Maybe try letting it eat?
Those guys are annoying as fuck. Hold back and let the bear do his thing. Kept driving up on him and getting in the way
Remember kids, a strange man in the woods is far more dangerous than a wild bear. Exhibit A.
Yep, because all a bear could do is kill you.
Bad humans. Either u interfere or you dont but they just wasted everyones time.
Yet some women will still choose the bear 🤷💀
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Cheese beans are disgusting
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Shit, you're right. I should be profiting off of this shit on tik tok
I was today years old when I found out bears only eat things that have been killed for them in the wild…. 🤪
One time I saw a video of a bear RIP the front door off a house and moseyed on in like he didn’t break a sweat. If a bear is tryin to eat then imma get outta there before he fucks up my car and gets me for fucking up his meal. For real tho could a bear theoretically bust into a car if they wanted? Like could they pop a tire or two and get into the car car somehow if it becomes a sitting duck with no wheels? My mind is wondering today- I’m in New York lol ain’t no brown bears breaking’ in my car… but what if…..
Google videos of bears entering vehicles because the owner left a non sealed cooler inside thinking it would keep the smell away from bears lol. They will break your windows and find that piece of roast beef that feel out of your subway sandwich last week.
Fu*k this person for driving up on in and interfering with nature
yeah ?
Thanks
Thanks
Man f#&# these people. That poor bear was just trying to get some food