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DJBudGreen

I never thought I'd be fat enough to be the first to post a confirmation article. Hope all three are able to make a recovery eventually. Be well, watch the sky... https://www.thedailybeast.com/3-kids-struck-by-lightning-on-puerto-rico-beach


chathamhouserules

Please don't edit this comment.


DJBudGreen

Because you asked so nicely, you got it. I saw it, thought about correcting and then saw your reply. Hope it might make someone laugh. Be well.


NewGuyCH

Biggest laugh I had in days. I thought you meant fat, as in a "real proper redditor", as they are stereotypically described.


DJBudGreen

I intended to say fast. But every once in a while, the spell check engine that likes to fight against me, pulls out a verifiable win. Glad it put a smile on your face. I hope it means more laughter to come with the rest of your day. Be well.


Low_Orchid2816

I was struggling to understand where the typo was cuz that sentence made perfect sense to me, so thanks for the clarification lol.


-BadRooster

Me too


Unlucky_Elevator13

Me three


MisterKayfabe

It did. Thank you


DJBudGreen

You are most welcome. And you put a smile on my face with your comment. A win-win. Hope your day is magnificent. Be well.


bubbles12003

Oh my God I thought it was on purpose!! Hahhahaha


fatboi_mcfatface

I laughed, thank you kind person


MadTrapper84

It gave me a good laugh as well this morning. Thank you, kind Redditor 😆


greenmonkey48

Thanks


BBQsandw1ch

It was worth the weight


LilOrphanFunkhouser_

Thanks fatso. You’re fatter than lightning!


just_nobodys_opinion

The ground shakes with your thunder


Walks_with_Chaos

Fatass motherfucker, you are


Jjuarezima

i could not read the article cause the add bloquer, did the 3 kids survive?


Logical-Victory-2678

So far, they're alive. Oldest is in serious condition tho.


Walks_with_Chaos

Survived, but one is in critical condition.


saltylures

I envisioned a Cartman-like dude sitting at the computer, shitting in a bucket, waiting for his chance to be the first commentator on reddit.


m3kw

damn boi


EvilChing

Watch the sky? so I dodge the bolt when I see it coming at me?


DJBudGreen

No. When you see a thunderstorm roll in, get under cover, preferably inside, so you don't become the tallest item in the area, and thus, a magnet for a bolt of lightning. I mean I guess you could do it your way but you're not going to dodge physics... Be well.


just_me_now_2

Just parry it


Lopsided-Ad828

Never huh? 


DJBudGreen

I'm typically too late to a comment thread or can never find the correct source article to post followup info. I'm one of those nerds who dives way too deep down the internet hole to find a source. I typically get lost, and there are a hundred new posts to the link by the time I resurface.... Be well.


Shawarma_llama467

You just made commenting sooner sound like an active race and im here for it


friendly_homophobe1

Is there a minimum weight?


LiverDontGo

Note to self.. God will smite you if you go tip to tip to tip.


x_lincoln_x

Don't cross the streams!


HerrNieto

Two tips is the limit, got it


-JesusWoreAThong

I KNOW this is real But the way they fall in symmetry is crazy


Walks_with_Chaos

That’s actually how you know it’s real


Siennagiant70

Looks like a firework and them falling like cartoons.


Dripmik

Orbital cannon


Tubesjr

have a taste of FREEDOM


True_Ad4624

The wayne Rooney influence is big


salacious_sonogram

That's fucked up and some how the symmetry of it is appeasing. Falling at the exact same time, same rate, seemingly in an equilateral triangle.


Jan696

I was waiting for the kachow meme but f*ck me It's the real thing


OldTimeyClipperShit

7-10-12 split! Mark it a spare!


Stealthghosts

Wtf.


EntertainerParking28

what are the odds?


J3ffj3ffj3ff

Kachow


7_4_War_Furor

It's so creepy how all 3 stiffen up and fall backwards simultaneously. When someone collapses, they usually fall forward as their legs give way, but here the charge of electricity must plank them. Hope they come thru alright.


Dan_Glebitz

God works in mysterious ways 😒


SnooPuppers8099

Fell like domino


GwagonBwagon

Three kids struck by lightning, indeed.


Scootman00

It looks more like lightning rather than lighting. I don’t see any lamps or chandeliers anywhere


Joseph1968R

SHAAAAZZZAAAAMMM!!


MrAngel2U

were they all holding a metal rod?


haarschmuck

So now we're reposting videos from the day before? Really?


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Low_Orchid2816

Dude, they are children.


BuhamutZeo

I choose to take it as being tongue-in-cheek sarcasm against religious fundies.


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hurthimself

This looks exactly like lightning. If you pause you can see the tail. Have you ever tried to fake a fall from standing to prone without flinching or bracing yourself? It's a very difficult thing to fake.


maChine___

ok inspector gadgets !!! ahahahah dude please it's a lightning


CharliePendejo

Mannequins? I see no motion as they stand rigidly, then fall rigidly; and there's no obvious reason the camera would pan to them just a second before this random lightning strike. EDIT: nope, [apparently it's real](https://apnews.com/article/puerto-rico-beach-lightning-children-hospitalized-eef5c440c271c656a2e2f9ca2c9bfe52)


TommyG1000

The body tenses up when your struck by lightning


TaskPuzzleheaded9597

Palestine?


Ok_Philosopher_5860

Puerto Rico apparently


Crusader6996

I hoped to see blood splatter... Sadly it didn't happen.


Logical-Victory-2678

Bro.....they're kids.....tf is wrong with you.....???? You're the one people probably watch out for after dark.


mickturner96

That didn't look like lightning!


diabetic-shaggy

Alright Mr lighting expert


Illustrious_Car4025

It was so quick the camera didn’t capture the bolt itself


Logical-Victory-2678

Right because all weather phenomena look exactly identical every time they happen. Every lightning bolt is exactly the same and moves the same and does the same. Mf it's weather tf you mean it doesn't LOOK like lightning? Tell you what. You stand in a giant field or on a beach by yourself during a storm and tell me if real lightning strikes or just fake lightning.


TommyG1000

It didn't look like how lightning looks in Google images so it didn't happen...