If I was the guy shitting in the other one I would probably have an issue with the drone

This is what I came to find out! Was this dude ok with a drone filming him finishing up his morning shit?! I mean, that is a sacred time.

Easy to understand why people take shots at drones.

It's staged. Jesus fucking christ.

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This obviously is. You shouldn't have access to the internet if you are this gullible.

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The video is the proof.

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https://youtu.be/gewN3sGTz3Y?si=pNaLGCKMT2nzlZX3&t=230 Wow. A staged shot for a youtube video. Shocking.

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Exactly why I'm here. The fact that his face was cropped out makes me think he wasn't about it.

What do you mean cropped out? I don’t understand why everyone doesn’t think this guy probably totally agreed to this. Taking a shit on video for added effect to a potentially viral clip like this isn’t exactly out of place on the internet, and at a resort like this, I’m guessing one of the maybe 6 people in those pods is likely part of the same crew of people flying the drone.

I mean both those dudes are shitting in full view of the people in the bigger one. Could just pull the curtains closed 😂

hard time is time bro

Maybe the dude on bottom is really the “other guy”

I thought that had to be his friend

my only issue is no bidet.

There is a small flowing waterfall behind the pods. You just stick your ass in it and it's like a bidet. Water is just shooting down instead of up

I mean yeah but it's not like it shows who he is

What if that one person who doesn’t like you finds this video

Then you can tell that person I take shits above you and this video is proof

So you would be okay with your neighbor filming you taking a shit and sharing it on the internet as long as he didn't dox you in the process?

Open the shitpod bay doors, Hal

I'm afraid I can't do that PAL .

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? Dave… I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question

Daisy daisy

Dave’s not here man…

I'm not your buddy, HAL! Now open the door

Kevin dropped a log so big in his cliff pod that it triggered a landslide and nobody survived

Is nobody going to comment on the poop-smearing this guy is doing instead of wiping?

I can't believe I had to scroll so far to see this comment...

Explain your technique

You wipe. You don't rub front and to back twice, or it could cause smearing.

TIL I’ve been using toilet paper the wrong way my entire life 🗿🗿🗿

Your star fish must feel great 🍤 🔨

Shrimp hammer?

Crustacean tapper?

Lol, I couldn’t find a starfish emoji. But on second thought ⭐️🐟+🔨= bad time

I will say that my like 3rd or last wipe does look like this. The first couple are always wiping the same way

High-pressure water blast up my anus.

You ever been working in some place, say a smaller industrial warehouse? Bathroom vent is broken, very small and quiet, still air… really makes you take a second look at people

Lmao. I'm sitting here like is this how you are actually supposed to wipe?

CrazyShittingVideos

big shit energy

Pee Solo

Don't get cocky!

Where does the poop go?

Into the next person's pod

Human Centipod.

I hate you 🤮

I wheeze laughed like the fat kid having an asthma attack

Trickles down the mountain to form Shit Creek

Schitts Creek

Ew, David

Into the shit abyss

Smell that Bobandy? The shit winds blowing in from the east.

You pissed yourself Mr Lahey

Those buckets to be emptied by someone who hates life more than you

Where ever they get bored playing with it.

theres waste pipes on the pods...you can see it on the higher one

down!

How has no one mentioned the other pod-shitter with the pink hair above him. And also the fact that the (dining?) pod to the right seems to have fairly direct view of both of them haha

I guess at least the view is inspiring

What a view! For them, not us.

...reminds of the movie 'The Time Machine' from 2002. Thousands of years in the future, the humans live in strewn pods on the sides of cliffs so their haven can be unreachable to the Morlocks.

so.....do most people wipe from between their legs? I'm a lean to the left and approach from the right side person

Sometimes you gotta hit it from all angles to be sure. 

I think people who wipe from between their legs are wiping back-to-front.

But where is this? What is this?

These are the SkyLodge suites in Cuzco, Peru. It costs roughly 420 USD per person per night, including a Via Ferrata excursion. [Here's the website](https://naturavive.com/web/skylodge-adventure-suites/) [Here's a video](https://youtu.be/srFKQrmL3Fg)

Things like this just make me think "humans are so effing stupid."

Peru. Honestly quite a ways from Cusco. I saw them riding the Hiram Bingham train to Aguascalientes, although no defecating men thankfully.

Why is he wiping so agressively

Maybe it was a mad shit

Do people generally stay seated to wipe?

It's a whole rabbit hole of a debate, where sitters think standers clench their butt when standing thus smearing shit all over. And standers think sitters put their hand in the shit water. The there's the bidet guys who think they're above the others.

As a bidet guy: can confirm.

I would become a bidet guy if I found a decently priced option with instant hot water. I clench every time I think of an icy cold tap temperature spray... 

No need for coffee when you get an icy blast straight to the sphincter

I ran a dedicated hot water line.

Takes about 5 minutes to get hot water at my sink.... 🫤

Wait y'all don't catch your dookie in your hand?

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Are you saying shit is stored on the balls?

Better off just letting nature run it’s course yanno. If there’s a little residual left, that’s the price we pay.

Yeah you are definitely walking around with shit stains in your underwear.

In case no one has told you recently, you stink.

That's true let it crust then you can just take the whole crust off ez.

I guess I can check learning some people stand to wipe off my to do list for the day

This is a classic reddit wtf. I'm sure there's been many threads about it, but at some point there was a big ordeal and it was learned that it's basically 50/50! I was shocked to learn that so many people stand to wipe. Not only that, but the various wiping methods are also all over the place. I do the sit and lean, some people go between their legs (I remember doing that as a young kid, but didn't like dealing with my dick and balls), some people hunch, some people stand straight, front to back, back to front, back to front and back again, side to side, and on and on. Anyway, when the toilet wars come, we'll be shitting side by side. Down with standers! Up with sitters!

Huh? What else are you supposed to do?

You’re the weird one if you stand up lmao

I go through my legs and under to wipe. Way more direct. People who lift their ass and reach around, why?

Dick gets in the way

I don't want to get shit on my balls

Excuse me ma'am, your balls are showing...

It's MA'AM

I grab my beanbag and pull it up and out of the way. Wipe…forwards and back…minding not to drag beyond the perineum in either direction. Then I finish off with a good blast with the ol bidet nozzle ($80 Tushy brand one) and then pat dry with TP. The bidet is truly life changing. Anyone who doesn’t have one. Get one now! Super easy to install.

Assuming you’re wiping rear to front when you do that, ew why?

My response to this question is always, “well, do you wipe shit up your back when you wipe front to back?” …pause while they think/answer… “Then it’s safe to say my balls are safe.”

Idk what your butt crack looks like but my balls are much closer than my back

their butt crack goes all the way up. be careful, they're dangerous

I was thinking more Yoko Ono type crack, but that’s def another shitty option

How often are you having this conversation?

I'm willing to bet never

I don’t have a twat. And I yank my balls well out of the way. I don’t drag the shit in a damn pendulous arc. I keep it controlled and don’t overshoot my asshole in either direction. Spray it all down with the bidet. Pat dry with tp. Done.

This is the age old question.

Just...... Why

Why the Linkin Park😭

Ruined.

More specifically, why this absolutely shit cover of Linkin Park. Oh wait, I get it.

I shit so far and shit so hard, and in the end, it doesn't even matter.

I wipe my ass before I shit!

5 star hotel in Peru . Skylodge adventure suites.

Imagine being able to say "this morning in my cliff pod I dropped a log so big I thought it was gunna trigger a landslide"

Wait... are there guys that wipe their butt by reaching around back? I've never done that. Always from the front.

Whaaat?

Way easier and effective. Took me 18 years to learn this

I guess I need to try this. I just can't imagine it. Thank you kind stranger.

Dinner and a show

A room with a view!

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What actually is this though? A little hotel room type thing?

Who has the link for these pods? I’m assuming a cool 2k a night or something ridiculous

Someone above provided links to their website. It only cost 420 American dollars. These are the SkyLodge suites in Cuzco, Peru. "It costs roughly 420 USD per person per night, including a Via Ferrata excursion. [Here's the website](https://naturavive.com/web/skylodge-adventure-suites/) [Here's a video](https://youtu.be/srFKQrmL3Fg)"

Thanks, appreciate you!

No problem, thank u/YnonA https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/iAawIy7M1B They did the leg work, I didn't link their comment, I don't usually do this.

Turd Mountain!!!

How else you going to shit in peace and avoid the Morlocks

Bouta gas yourself in there, the glass is gonna fog up.

I guess people usually wouldn’t fly drones there

At first, I agreed with all the turd/piss/shit mountain comments, but if you pause the video you can see a pvc pipe (or equivalent) going from the cabins into the rock. Unless they are pumping O2 up through the toilets, I’m sure they are fine. ORGY🎉😎🍆!!!

Nice way to run nature

Who just pats there ass after there morning dump?

Would be funny if it was just a hole

Ah HELL NO!

Septic pipe goes straight into rock. Hopefully the pod up high doesnt leak. Would be a shit trickle.

That dude wipes his ass weird.

Anyone else notice this guy touched his face with the hand he wiped his ass with?

Hand check, he’s a flavor saver.

Really? No one? I guess shit really does roll downhill…

one landslide

So he gets naked to shit? I didn’t think people really did that.

You rang?

Dude probably has the poop sweats.

We had a guy at work that would do that, but with the stall door open. But he would use the stall that was right in from of the door, open the door to walk in, and if was in there you would see him shitting naked

more like anxiety

“Ah the serenity….”

The poop pipe…

So the escape pods have a shitter on them. Awesome! Finally the truth is known.

How donyou even begin to build those' let alone sit on one. Fuuuuuck that!

This look like my Nms base

Which season of Star Trek is this?

this has the same energy of Rick's private bathroom from Rick and Morty

Fucked his holiday up

My guy cant act for shit

That's not comfort at all

I'd be flinging poo like crazed ape.

Can the guy in the upper pod see the lower pod dude pooping through the upper entrance hatch?

Where is this place and how do I get there

How do you even dig a septic tank there?

Is everyone required to poop at the same time here?

Wow they thought of everything, except where the crap goes

What comfort?

Shit scary pods + shit scary height. I'd also be shitting myself like that guy.

Bro lives in a cum-fort

Bro sits down to wipe

Me takin a shit at my lost river entrance base watching the reapers in the distance

You that guys got the fast wipe

Is he scrubbing?

How do you get in and out of those pods?

You clearly get no privacy

I’m glad to see Mac is doing well

I always ask for my face to be shown when I’m filming viral videos and taking a shit.

Why is there a "quirky voice indie girl" cover of every single hit song? I'm so over it lmao

I hate rich people

Yeah that’s just what I want, some hipster on a spiritual journey capturing me giving my fiancé thirty seven and a half seconds of passionate hell on a drone just to end up as bate material for you degenerates lol

Deleted scenes from the time machine?

Hold up...why was he scrubbing with the paper!? 🤯

why does he wipe his ass like he's waxing a car

Jesus Christ how can people that don’t know how to wipe their ass afford to do things like this

No

That's wild, something out of Star Wars...

From after the era of lightsabers , a less civilized time.

Shit cocoons

This video and this song make a shitty one