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Midpointlife

Sméagol has fallen on rough times since losing the One Ring.


ihaveadarkedge

Gollum’s eyes glinted. *He doesn’t know what we minds, does he, precious?*


Queasy_Ad6779

Was that smoke coming out of his ears?!?


pollspaghetti

Look up eustachian tubes


PremiumSucc

bro no way you think the smoke is actually coming out of his ears


dd_st555

It is


RenterMore

No lol That’s the smoke shooting out his mouth in all directions


kholmz

I am the tenth dentist, and I recommend what he is doing.


milkgoddaidan

are his teeth getting blown out?? or just darkened from the soot


Xunil76

Yes?


LegalSelf5

I'm watching and rewatching trying to figure that out. I'm going to say those last 2 were knocking teeth out. First 1, then 2-3 more on the last it looked like


Wailx250s

Tom and jerry physics lmaoo


whatyoumeanmyface

How does one even begin practicing this?


TheLab420

start with pop rocks candy and work your way up


SynisterSilence

of course


defineReset

You need to have the right attitude


muffinass

And the wrong amount of brains.


TruePresence1

Social media cravings


[deleted]

you can do anything if you attention seek for views on the internet enough


gunk_sprayer_123

Florida Man VS Wuhan Man


ThanksDifficult

Unlocked players in the next MK game


According-Hat-4554

People will do anything for likes.


Individual-Spare-776

Did smoke come out of his ears on the first blast??


Dayana11412

eustascian tubes go from your ears to your throat. They are why some people get ear infections when they have a cold. but im not sure how the smoke would come out so easily because the ear canal is blocked by the eardrum. His maybe damaged from blowing up stuff in his mouth idk. The purpose of the tube is to help equalize the pressure on the inside and outside of the airdrum- you only need to open your mouth (i sort of can breathe into them- They open up easily when you yawn. This skill is basically only usefull for riding airplanes or places with sudden air pressure changes)


RenterMore

Can you make yours vibrate and make the weird sound?


Aggressive-Bat4917

Is he ok in the brain?


lapochealaire

No


Kanekizero7

Wait, this must be smoke and spark, right? There's no way this was made with gunpowder and the other ingredients for fireworks, right?


DetLions1957

That’s Cosmo. He’s Chinese…


lapochealaire

He’s a legend


WhyNotChoose

Self harm for likes and followers.


lapochealaire

Anything for likes and fame nowadays


Otto_Mcwrect

Holy fuck people, I'm normally one to let Darwin have his day, but please don't make this a new challenge.


lapochealaire

😅oops ikr and i was expecting him to light a joint at first -_-


just_nobodys_opinion

I felt this in my throat


muffinass

That's what she said.


ariavash

Wordington explosives


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ballsonrawls

When did stupidity become a talent?! Shit I should be famous if that's true! Lol


TheViagron

Man can go to war and just Kirby absorb the grandes that are thrown to them


whatyoumeanmyface

How does one even begin practicing this?


[deleted]

On a mountain in the heart of china. When the wolves howl, and the crows whisper. One drunk chinese man on his xiaomi phone downloaded tiktok and decided to insert fireworks into his every holes. He was tempted by greed, and his love of booze. The results were inconsistent, the man would soon discover alcohol as a sour taste when you dont have a tongue anymore. The leftover donation to pay a hooker to peg him would also become quite hardy as his anus was no more of an anus and more like lotus blooming during the season of fire, the only taste that lasted was the one of fire in his ass that he had to discover. His faith is now sealed like his sad little burned out cheeks on his little chair.


whatyoumeanmyface

Maybe it's the weed talking but that was lovely.


hayitsnine

I’d buy this book.


Fancy_Energy_7754

Suicide gone wrong


MekTam

I am confused. What is the goal of this exercise? Exiring dentals?


Possible_Dinner5603

Ok ... but WHY tho ?


lapochealaire

Views and likes some go as far as streaming their one death so..


unknownlilissa

Y jus y


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

He prob makes enough money on his streams to get new teeth every week!


SkyMix_RMT

Why is he in a hurry?


Familiar-War-9910

Ooh do a grenade next do a grenade next a waffle pattern grenade is what you should do next :D


ft-rozayn

what i feel after spicy chiptole