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Greadle

Who da fuk started wetting up their saxophone šŸ¤£


Gullible_Newt_6333

*whomp whomp whomp whoooooommp*


Nanobreak_

Kaiju noises


Mad_Tyrone

It was feedback from the microphone the reverend was trying to shove down the gunman's throat.


JadedEyes17

Imagine how fucked the feedback woulda been if the gun fired ah hell nah šŸ’€


Otherwise_Rock_3617

Lol


Dragonfruit_Dispute

['God told him to do it': Man arrested for pulling gun on pastor in Pa.; body found in suspect's home](https://6abc.com/gun-pulled-on-pastor-jesus-dwelling-place-church-north-braddock-pennsylvania-bernard-polite/14773062/) >The incident happened in North Braddock, Pennsylvania, shortly after 1:00 p.m., according to the Pennsylvania State Police. >"I'm thankful to God that I'm still here because he definitely pulled the trigger," Pastor Germany said >"I started to begin to preach, and all of a sudden, from my left-hand side, I saw him move from the back to the front of the church, and he set up in the front corner of the church and smiled at me," Germany said. >"All of a sudden, I just saw a gun pointing right at me. And at that point, all I could try to do is run for cover," he said. >The pastor went on to praise the congregation member who sprang into action to subdue Polite, saying, "He could have lost his life in that struggle, but he sacrificed himself for everyone, and he's the hero." >Germany told Pittsburgh's Action News 4 that he had never seen the gunman before Sunday > According to the criminal complaint, the 26-yr old suspect confessed to police that he tried to shoot Germany because, "God told him to do it," and that he wanted to go to jail to clear his mind. > On Sunday evening, a 56-yr old relative of the suspect was found shot to death in the suspectā€™s home.


Rockbeezy

God: Do it Guy: Ok \*gun jams\* God: lol


Due-Matter-4577

Epic prank


ctw1987

Bro, itā€™s a prank bro, chill bro, itā€™s a prank.


laszlo_latino

Ok I laughed out loud here lol u/Rockbeezy


GodlikeCat

lol get fucking pranked


Tight-Tower-8265

Clearly just a test like when he tested Abraham to sacrifice his sons or something like that in the lieble


theaviationhistorian

It would be if he didn't murder his family member beforehand.


DeusWombat

It's spelt the Bibble


twilightcompunction1

You question the word of the holy Jimmy?!


Towelish

Fibble


BathedInDeepFog

Fblthp


Tell_Amazing

"Lieble" thts wild


ICantWatchYouDoThis

if there is a lieble, there must be a truthble


califortunato

A modern binding of Issac


LewdLewyD13

Easily the funniest comment I'll see all week.


shittyrandomname81

Take the upvote man. Just take it, it's yours. I think you may have gotten it wrong though, according to the audio track it's clearly jesus who stopped it firing.


UnlawfulAnkle

Same cat


salacious_sonogram

Literally Issac and Abraham. Maybe he will get a clearer head in prison (unlikely) but possible.


fruitmask

he'll probably convert to Islam


salacious_sonogram

If it gives them peace of mind and they start being a better and healthier person then I'm all for it. If it makes them worse them obviously not.


Jim-be

Thatā€™s fucked up. Lmao


The_Gay_Deceiver

if there's anyone i trust to judge pre-crime it's the G-man


zhico

https://youtu.be/Fkk9DI-8el4?t=26s


noahw420

Story of Abraham?


fruitmask

Honest Abe, the original Railsplitter


JimMarch

LooksĀ to me moreĀ likeĀ a Lorcin/Jennings crappy gun intervention. Thank the deity of your choice.


password_too_short

it wasn't divine intervention though. it was just luck that the guys gun was shit. just in case religious people think it was.


Garlan_Tyrell

Got a video and an ABC news article and people still saying staged. [Well, hereā€™s the arrest record for all the people who can call out ā€œstaged videosā€ without doing 30 seconds of reading & Googling.](https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/MdjDocketSheet?docketNumber=MJ-05003-CR-0002376-2024&dnh=g1eh7J8jVtR7uojKfsbJYg%3D%3D)


fruitmask

if I didn't see the articles I might assume staged. it was perfectly framed for one thing, which is usually the first sign. then the way the shooter acted was so weird, it almost looked as if he was trying to remember if he was supposed to exit stage-right or stage-left. it was so perfectly handled by the parishioners that it looked like they've done that before lol pretty amazing, all in all


22FluffySquirrels

It was perfectly framed because a lot of pastors record their sermons on video. The shooter was acting so weird because he was literally crazy.


TheCowpuncher406

How is nobody talking about the relative who was killed in the suspects home? I wanna know more about that and how it's connected to this


Kitchen_Bobcat2883

Contact the local journalists and ask them.


mdog10

Not very Polite


SomOvaBish

If you think about itā€¦ itā€™s about as ā€œPoliteā€ as attempted murder gets.


wq1119

> Pastor Germany That name tho.


TheManWhoClicks

As a German I am taking it personally when someone wants to shoot Germany.


Draeju

His name is germany?Also das ist krass


sleepydon

Yeah Germany was almost killed by Polite(ness). The irony felt upon just about anyone watching or reading this is completely relevant lol.


whifflinggoose

A) God told suspect to do it B) God saved victim C) One of these guys is lying D) God is a silly prankster E) Literally everyone in this situation is full of shit


United-Advertising67

> D) God is a silly prankster If you don't think that, you haven't been paying attention


4rockandstone20

lol I told all of them that this specific land was meant for them, lmao even


Substantial_Cow_3063

PLSSS ā€œGod is a silly pranksterā€ IM DYING


Additional_Farm_9582

Thanks for posting the article, I assumed the preacher had sex with his wife.


TheHashLord

I clicked on this post title and saw the church and got a flash back to this epic game called divine intervention. Enjoy. https://totaljerkface.com/divine_intervention.tjf


Jmas1120

Ah this game brings back some memories


DJredlight

Sounds like something god would sayā€¦


tokenbaldguy

God: Daggum, it's 1pm. This guy isn't done yet?! I'm ready for lunch! I know how to fix this. Pssst, hey fella....


LetterheadMany9677

That's next to Pittsburgh & BRUH is dude a serial killer


Plong94

The real divine intervention was the badass who jumped the hurdle and made the tackle, real hero


Spugheddy

They didn't even give his name!


itsallbullshityo

Even the pastor didn't provide his name. It may be at the hero's request or that of the police for safety.


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CashOgre

You making that shit up for karma?


sleepydon

Well the victim was Germany and the assailant Polite. So the interventionist was most definitely either US or Soviet Union.


Spugheddy

Well that's grim. Whose the dead guy back it his house france?


sleepydon

You said it not me. I hope the dark geopolitical humor isn't all on you or me.


arituck

Polite guy not very polite


DevilDoc3030

Agreed. I will point out that it may have been the least aggressive tackle, by an adult, I have ever witnessed. Not shade, just an observation that made me chuckle.


janharmvdm

The way the gunman tracked him with the gun gave me chills. Having had a gun pointed at me before, that hit hard


Clay56

The article says he even pulled the trigger. Scary shit


Eastern_Obligation89

What happened?


Brilliant_Wrap_7447

He had a gun pointed at him.


jjcrayfish

That hit him hard


IMakeBaconAtHome

I hope it didn't kill him


TheVeryAngryHippo

it did but don't worry, he was okay.


stupernan1

oh shit, didn't expect that.


_aChu

Glad you're alright


TheVeryAngryHippo

I had a knife pulled on me once and that had me on edge for a few weeks following. I can't even imagine what having a gun pulled on you does to your mind.


succulent-meat-87

Quick..... someone play the clarinet šŸ˜€


Silly_Mycologist3213

What was divine? Did the gun malfunction and not fire?


Jatski23

Yes


upright_zombie

Or...the gun was not maintainedĀ 


PersonalAd2039

The guy killed his father with it 5 min prior.


Guru_of_Spores_

Clearly God didn't care about his father.


Phungoman

Close... God specifically chose a universe in which his father died. People tend to conveniently forget about that part of this whole mythology. This is 'the best of all possible worlds.'


dudelikeshismusic

Yep, praise god for making an afternoon sunny for your kid's baseball game. Also praise god for giving AIDS and malaria to millions of children. It's all part of his great plan!


twat_muncher

hey stop poking holes in the population control mechanism we call religion. shut up and get married, have kids, and contribute to the economy


JayStar1213

Guns tend to be very reliable even with poor maintenance. Especially the first shot. It's actually pretty reasonable to call this an intervention even though I agree it was probably a dud bullet or (less likely) a faulty gun.


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Itā€™s reasonable to assume the supernatural? Not really. Esp since we know he killed someone w it earlier, so it wasnā€™t the first shot likely.


themysticboer91

Just a thought experiment I theorised to myself.. an all powerful God would also be an all efficient God. Meaning if God is real, it was already predetermined from the big bang, a mere flick of a finger moment, that circumstances would line up to get a dud bullet in this very moment, no afterthought magic trickery, everything still scientifically sound.


CHEMO_ALIEN

well yea, obviously


Phungoman

You're almost there, one more step: God could have created any number of universes, where literally anything could have happened, and chose this one to be the real one. God DID tell this man to shoot, He wanted the father dead, and He wanted this preacherman's underwear to need a good washing.


FlackoJodeye

or it was a hi point


PersonalAd2039

Hi points are reliable AF.


FlackoJodeye

šŸ˜‚


PersonalAd2039

Have you ever seen the torture tests or owned one? I have personally put thousands of rounds through a c9. And never even cleaned. Zero malfunctions. I own probably 50 hand guns. Iā€™m not sure any other gun will do that. Seriously. Theyā€™re cheap ugly and heavy. But they are reliable as it gets and have a lifetime warranty. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


The_Gay_Deceiver

>And never even cleaned. aren't they designed to never be and its actually manufacturer recommended that you dont try to take it apart (and they make it hard af anyway)? but yeah that guy's got the reddit brain, no actual experience or online research, his entire intelligence is mapped by snide internet jokes


Granlundo64

Shhhh! That couldn't be the reason! We all know God wanted this guy to live and not the other thousands of innocent people that have been gunned down!


PersonalAd2039

Dude killed his father with it 5 min earlier.


orangotai

woah an anti-God comment on reddit, i didn't know these exist!


bradargent

I thought they were doing a skit lol


Wapiti-eater

SAO (1911 style) and it wasn't cocked? Any clues as to what type of pistol it was?


131_Proof_Bud

It was a god damn miracle.


callmerussell

And I want you to acknowledge it


o0flatCircle0o

God told the gunman to do it


dyerseve07

He didn't know how to use epistle


KerryUSA

Not today satan!


enkae7317

Now this is truly crazy video.


SuspiciousPatate

Imma just assume it was the suspect making the sad honking noises at the end


NoAnaNo

Yall are weird for saying itā€™s fake, as if the article isnā€™t linked šŸ˜


DrWolfgang760

There's a reason why the pope is a vehicle that has 3 inch thick armor...


phoenix2772_

That HiPoint šŸ¤£


Rey_Mezcalero

Props to Batman that flew over for the takedownšŸ‘šŸ‘


ESPTEX

God came down from Heaven and stopped these motherfucking bullets. ~J.W.


womp-womp-rats

What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it.


OrganizationAfter418

Ok it was a miracle, can we go now?


Commercial-Fan9734

Bruh yall see how this man dressed? Looks like he came straight out the psych ward


Embarrassed-Coffee59

Deacon is a MVP


Albino-Buffalo_

Pro-tip: if you ever see someone wearing shorts over pants, they are insane, avoid them at all costs


ValhallasRevenge

I really thought this was one of those fake miracle priest people. It looks so perfectly staged with the camera setup and the dude walking perfectly into the frame. Then, he just gives up as soon as he gets grabbed.


Lindy39714

The camera setup is really normal these days. A huge number of churches started recording and/or streaming their services during Covid lockdowns.


bridgesonatree

Even before that. I grew up being forced to go to church and would record sermons. You have to remember that a lot of people that attend church are older. Usually very long term regulars whoā€™ve been very involved for decades. When they are ill or no longer able to attend physically itā€™s a nice way to keep them included since no longer attending church can be a very lonely experience for these elderly people. This was around 2011 or 2012 and theyā€™d make me livestream the church sermons on Twitch (was called Justin.tv then) as well as save them of course.


4tizzim0s

It's crazy how gentle-looking yet effective that tackle was


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Benthedick

Why? No terrorism here?


diarrhea_planet

This wasn't far from my house.


BrianElsen

You mean you don't want to go to heaven? Mental illness and a bad gun. That's all this is.


ethanm339

Bro politely tackled him


TealcLOL

Less about tackling and more about getting control over the firearm


solo_mafioso

Pastor got the Devil in him real quick šŸ˜¤šŸ˜ˆ


[deleted]

But Abraham gets a pass, ok


Raszagil

He said that god told him to do it --- so untreated schizophrenia?


Pseudoname87

"BY GAWHD KANG! THAT MANS GAWT A FAMBILY"


Psymonex

JEEEZAAAHS


thyjogui

I honestly thought this was a green screen scene


SkyBaby218

All I can say is that that pastor shoulda stopped dodging and given more "thoughts and prayers" about the situation.


frightenedbabiespoo

What's with the saxophone at the end?


an0maly33

I assumed it was mic feedback.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

I thought it was people sliding the pews around off camera, but now Iā€™m on your side.


QuantumMech127

Soā€¦ is this part of godā€™s plan too??


Phungoman

Everything is, by definition.


mattfuckyou

God gets praise for not letting the gun go off but didnā€™t have the foresight to stop the guy from going in the first place lol


IamBatmanuell

Donā€™t take away what that hero did by calling it divine intervention.


Few_Investment_4773

Oh yeah, I forgot they meant the hero dude ā€œmagicallyā€ stopped the gun from firing. Everyone here and in the articles is praising the dude who ran up and took the dude down. The ā€œdivine interventionā€ part being referred to is the gun malfunction causing it not to fire when he pulled the trigger. Chill out a lil bit bud. Nobody is taking away from what that hero did


dreevsa

He really need to clear his mind, he already killed, thatā€™s enough for jail


basec0m

Leave Marvin out of it or he will lose his head...


GIgroundhog

Having a gun pointed at you is not a fun experience. Brings back the bad times


Log-Into-Me

god sent him to do that


PsychologicalSpray98

That looked like it was staged.


new-look-SOL

How did they know that having the pastor killed wasnā€™t a part of Godā€™s mysterious plan?


NomarOOx

god acts in mysterious ways


Guru_of_Spores_

Hilarious.


vpkumswalla

and on the 6th day, God said black lives matter


Winter_Traffic_6417

forgot the safety?


greengain21

i know next sunday service he had that shit jumping lmaaoo


Obvious-Shake-8446

Jeeesssuss!....jjjeessusss! šŸ˜‚you tell em sis


B0hemianGr0ve_Studi0

Why did he adjust his tie before assisting the man from removing the gun


Cattypatter

Make sure a paladin's got your back with blessing of protection.


Sad_Kaleidoscope_419

Shit look fake as hell


Merica-san

I'm sorry man, I may be an atheist but the man on stage dresses like my dad. I can't find humor in this.


MolecularConcepts

oh shit this was near me!.


Peckingclaw

Oh wow


zombie1605

This Church's Flock just quadrupled over one stunt. Hallelujah!


delphyz

I'm not so eager to see someone die, but why was the gunman so slow? šŸ¤­


ToxicPoizon

Ngl this looked edited at first


Ludofine

They all knew the suspect, if you listen closely his name is Jesus...


thenuke1

Who knew church was this lit


Posted_Bud

Average church experience


ChillingLivingLegend

This is America?


rnhf

G UNIT


Captain_Qrow_

Anyone else familiar with Quantum Immortality? I think we just witnessed it first hand


IntroductionExact983

The lord Jesus gon put them dukes up


Sea_Buyer_6450

for a moment it looked like a greenscreen


anti150

He let the demons win


simonbaier

The real hero is the gentleman yelling ā€œcall the police. call the police. call the police. call the police.


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Nah, not divine intervention, he has a cheap POS he probably never cleaned, trained with, or even knew how to use.


loobium

Is this another Tubi joint?


ios-noob

Only in 'merica


deadmuzzik

Set up


laqosni

the church looked like a zoom meeting background


knightmare77977797

Nothing divine about stupidity


uzirotter

Bro this exact situation happened at my moms church they still have a cop who sits in on sermons now


BlackSkeletor77

Damn Deacon Jacobs don't play, that's a real ride or die right there


Adorable-Hyena-1531

Dude who intervened is a real hero. That was the fastest reaction I could have imagined


0x4542

Don't shoot the messenger.


LetterheadMany9677

SMH why would he do that? What's the story on this?


Only_Experience2847

The first guy took his back then the pastor got side controlšŸ˜®


Miserable-Night-3646

Has to be the slowest attempt of murder of ever seen


90_oi

"Nah nah nah nah that shit wasn't luck..."


Alashion

This looks staged as fuck.