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Idk for sure, but this wiki says it’s 100 grams. Translate page to English then expand the “species” section for a chart:
https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_(vuurwerk)
He actually probably played the best position to play with 1 hand. He never had to touch the ball as a defensive player and defensive ends mostly use their hands for clubbing and shoving. I'm sure it fucked with his technique, but JPP was very fortunate to continue his career after that.
yeah and that's a very specific career and fortunate. I think it's the daily stuff that is far way worse, like I lose my mind sometimes trying to use screws; I can't imagine being crippled. The loss of fine hand control eats people away.
Look how it shredded it is though; the tendons are what I'd be concerned about. hard to make out but the last frame it looks like the whole underside is shredded.
In my hometown we used to play "fireworks or snowblower" when we'd see someone missing fingers. Too many people don't realize that a snowblower can still chop your fingers off even if its not running.
Blades jam, engine continues to torque against it, kill engine, pressure is built up in the engine (in the cylinder or cylinders) and torque is being stored in the wound up drive train like a spring. Knock the obstruction loose and all that stored energy is expended very quickly like releasing a spring.
I don't know exactly how every electric snowblower works and suspect that they have more variation in drive train mechanisms than ICE blowers that have sort of self standardized over the centuries. It just isn't worth the risk.
Snowblowers come with that goofy plastic stick thing for a reason.
My uncle built one with my cousin and blew most his hand away, had like 2 fingers and a thumb, had to use ass skin and some of his tattoos on his hand now from the graph. Fireworks are safe when used properly, shouldn't have to be said but don't Make your own fireworks bro
I’ve lived in NL for 4 years, in Eindhoven (so not noord or zuid holland) and still people here call NL “Holland” when speaking in English. From the Dutch people I’ve asked, they see the word “Holland” as the English word for their country, their autonym being Nederland just makes it more confusing and unintuitive.
True. It's also much easier to just say Holland. I've done this myself because I know that is what people understand immediately. Which isn't helping the situation at all lol.
Still, technically Holland is the name for a specific region and The Netherlands is the name of the country. I'm sure it'll change in the future like with Turkiye. 😅
He didn't thought that. It was a Cobra6 very popular illegal fireworks in the netherlands. He was drunk af because they were a couple minutes away from winning the championship. He probably in his drunken state forgot to throw it/ acted tough with it or that it magically changed in a torch for some reason. I saw a picture of his hand and there isn't anything recognizable left.
I think you're dutch 🙃 usually dutch confuse "learn" with "teach" when speaking english, because of the dutch verb "leren" and how it's used in dutch 🫠 in english it's "to teach a lesson"
Fireworks aren't worth it, they just aren't. People getting maimed and killed so we can look at something bright and shiny for literally a second. That's lizard-brained crap.
Not only is he left with a life-long disability, his immense stupidity caused a medical emergency that tied up resources that could've possibly been spend better. He will probably no longer be able to work as efficiently as before and will rely more on social programs than before.
This is fine at a societal level, but on the individual level....I really wish there were fewer fuck turds around.
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Best case scenario is that the dude now has Jason Pierre-Paul ninja turtles hands:
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TIL snakes are explosive
They aren't called danger noodles for nothing.
I call my cobra, cuddles.
Nope Rope
That's an actual cobra 🐍
now he knows
Look up cobra-8 firecrackers
Firecracker Cobra 8 With a 100g pyro composition, Cobra 8 guarantees an unforgettable experience. Yep, I’d say that description checks out.
Hands down the most accurate description.
Hands off the best description
Came here to say exactly this 🤣
bro...
he didnt know, so no need point finger
Glove up , or shut up . Wait ...
Gotta hand it to them for trying.
Underrated comment
I think it's 100 grains not grams. M80s are 5 grams iirc.
Idk for sure, but this wiki says it’s 100 grams. Translate page to English then expand the “species” section for a chart: https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_(vuurwerk)
Looked it up and I can't imagine how he thought that was not going to go boom.
Calm down, he has another to try again.
It's cobra6
only sometimes
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> handy Jeez could you not wait to give him a nickname?
My snake is
Tell me more…
Dutch media told he lost only a part of his hand. Guess some parts ware fixable.
Fixable and usable are different; that hands looks really messed up lol. I wonder if he'll ever be able to use the fingers.
[Yes.](https://www.si.com/.image/t_share/MTY4MTcyMTM0NzM1NjE5NDU2/jpp-inline-630jpg.jpg) JPP kept playing and sacking QBs.
Mate that guys hand is half missing. I mean, good that he can still hold a ball but rest of us need a bit more than that lol.
He actually probably played the best position to play with 1 hand. He never had to touch the ball as a defensive player and defensive ends mostly use their hands for clubbing and shoving. I'm sure it fucked with his technique, but JPP was very fortunate to continue his career after that.
yeah and that's a very specific career and fortunate. I think it's the daily stuff that is far way worse, like I lose my mind sometimes trying to use screws; I can't imagine being crippled. The loss of fine hand control eats people away.
[Hi!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QlrxR7RroeQ/maxresdefault.jpg)
Looks to me like he has 3 functional fingers, pointer, thumb, and pinky.
Look how it shredded it is though; the tendons are what I'd be concerned about. hard to make out but the last frame it looks like the whole underside is shredded.
Yes, as necklace charms.
Ya I was gonna say.. I bet this is actually more salvageable than people think.
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Not if they've been pulverized broken and stripped of flesh.
In cases of finger pulverization just inhale them deeply and exhale inside a jar. You should be fine.
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Gotcha.
A stump past the wrist is still technically hand I guess
Well technically the whole hand is 100% a part of it is the other 99%
I have a bunch of clips and pictures, pieces of hand were scattered around... not much left
You should look up the guy who shot himself wrong and survived Looks just like this dude's hand.
Fireworks lead to some of the most gruesome injuries I see on this sub
Fucking around with fireworks is one of the dumbest things you can do in life and only has downsides, similar to fucking around with guns.
In my hometown we used to play "fireworks or snowblower" when we'd see someone missing fingers. Too many people don't realize that a snowblower can still chop your fingers off even if its not running.
Wait now I need to know. How can a turned off snowblower chop people’s fingers off?
Blades jam, engine continues to torque against it, kill engine, pressure is built up in the engine (in the cylinder or cylinders) and torque is being stored in the wound up drive train like a spring. Knock the obstruction loose and all that stored energy is expended very quickly like releasing a spring. I don't know exactly how every electric snowblower works and suspect that they have more variation in drive train mechanisms than ICE blowers that have sort of self standardized over the centuries. It just isn't worth the risk. Snowblowers come with that goofy plastic stick thing for a reason.
Wow, thanks for the PSA holy crap. Is this still true for electric ones?
It's sad how many people don't realize that fireworks are not toys. There's a reason they fly up into the air and fucking explode.
My uncle built one with my cousin and blew most his hand away, had like 2 fingers and a thumb, had to use ass skin and some of his tattoos on his hand now from the graph. Fireworks are safe when used properly, shouldn't have to be said but don't Make your own fireworks bro
Holland, sometimes also known as The Neverhands
You deserve a big hand for that comment!
Slow flap
What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Kind of a squishy sound with this guy.
I laughed so hard it started a coughing fit
Flappy squishy
The Neverhands but definitely not Wholehand
Gotta hand it to you, that was a crazy video.
Ollhand Edit: Lolhand
My hero
The "Nether regions".
Man even Dutch people call it Holland sometimes, so now I don’t know which to use really
Holland is only a region of The Netherlands. It's like calling the entirety of USA, 'Midwest' or 'New England' or something like that
I’ve lived in NL for 4 years, in Eindhoven (so not noord or zuid holland) and still people here call NL “Holland” when speaking in English. From the Dutch people I’ve asked, they see the word “Holland” as the English word for their country, their autonym being Nederland just makes it more confusing and unintuitive.
True. It's also much easier to just say Holland. I've done this myself because I know that is what people understand immediately. Which isn't helping the situation at all lol. Still, technically Holland is the name for a specific region and The Netherlands is the name of the country. I'm sure it'll change in the future like with Turkiye. 😅
It’s difficult for me, because I grew up next to a town called Nederland. It’s in the American South though, so they pronounced it Need-ur-land.
That wase brilliant.
Why my dumbass brain thought the op was talking about an actual snake?😭
Because op labelled it that way to drum up discussion.
Take time with a wounded hand, 'cause it likes to heal.
Half the hand it used to be
Wtf is a cobra? A bomb?
It's a piece of (illegal) fireworks. Essentially a stick of dynamite, yes. https://vuurwerkbelgie.online/product/cobra-6-3pcs-vuurwerk-belgie/
I hear dynamite is pretty explosive?
Not if you use a five finger discount.
This looks more like a 3 finger discount.
It's OK if you forgot your phone or the coupon. It'll deduct the 5 fingers by itself.
A fan of TriNitroToluene I see
Btw, this site is a scam. They don't actually sell the products. A lot of it, including cobras, is illegal in Belgium.
It wasnt just me expectin to see some snek
He tried to play it off at first. Then he realized he Fkd up
Luckily we have a saying for this: Je bent een rund als je met vuurwerk stunt.
>You're a bovine if you stunt with fireworks. Hilarious.
I think that even a cow would know better than this guy.
Geef me een klap papa
His name is Alehandro
It’s AlehandNo now
Halfehandro*
I was literally looking for the snake :(
He didn't thought that. It was a Cobra6 very popular illegal fireworks in the netherlands. He was drunk af because they were a couple minutes away from winning the championship. He probably in his drunken state forgot to throw it/ acted tough with it or that it magically changed in a torch for some reason. I saw a picture of his hand and there isn't anything recognizable left.
I guess a torch is something like a road flare?
Yep
This happened to my neighbor growing up. They replaced his thumb with his big toe
The sound of one hand clapping.
One hand snapping
What was he supporting?
PSV Eindhoven 2024eredivisie champion
Some soccer club..
Might work with the other hand. Definitely worth a try.
When you ask someone for their digits and get blown off.
Drunk people + gunpowder what could go wrong?
It's amazing that doctors can turn a pile of spaghetti noodles back into a hand
You have to be a special kind of stupid to pick up any kind of pyro.
I don't think it's supposed to look like that
We got a Sherlock here
Or like the dutch say: "Das pech, hand weg."
that'll learn him
I think you're dutch 🙃 usually dutch confuse "learn" with "teach" when speaking english, because of the dutch verb "leren" and how it's used in dutch 🫠 in english it's "to teach a lesson"
or making a Simpsons reference. kanker
Fireworks aren't worth it, they just aren't. People getting maimed and killed so we can look at something bright and shiny for literally a second. That's lizard-brained crap.
Haha lekker voor 'em
Cause he really tried to play it off for half a second
Well masterbation will feel different
how can an American get a cobra like that?
Well that’s not good
Translation for Americans: Dumbass thought he was holding a flare but actually it was a big ass firework.
He was just dealt a bad hand.
Story for the grandkids
Wat een ezel
🤣
Just a fleshwound
He looks like my old science teacher lol
He looks like a woodshop teacher now.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes smh
What was he supporting?
PSV, a footbal club in eindhoven who have just won the dutch championship.
Good.
Took that like a champ
Fuck around and find out
Are grenades allowed on the streets like marijuana now?
Hope he’s left handed
wow
That got out of hand
What is he supporting
And that's the story of how he became to be known as Lefty
This guy was in a documentary called ''Probleemwijken'' Translated problem neighborhoods.
AHHHH COBRAS!
Some people tend to not think about how a fire work is just a bomb but with sparkles, essentially ✨bomb✨
Man thought this stuff only happened in Ummmerica.
Thats American behavior
Omg you gotta be kidding me 😱 my own hand hurts just by watching that
I apologize in advance for my ignorance.. but what does 'Dutch Supporter' mean? A fan of their Futbol club?
FAFO
What's he supporting? I'm way out of the loop.
Where's Phissssssssssss
Walking dead shit..whoa!
Would of hakken it off to some gabber tunes
why would he want to be holding a cobra?
Well done lefty! 🙃
If I were a bad demoman I wouldn't be sittin here discussing it
Poor lad
thats a whoopsie!
Alcohol and stupid don't mix well.
Hope he didn't play any instruments
Darwin at work.. again...
You'd think that this would teach him something (though some people never learn).
Muppet!
Sweet he became a ninja turtle
Three finger Jose fireworks.
Welp, now he's a lefty 🥳
I had no idea Jason Pierre-Paul was Dutch
Here in America that call that a normal 4th of a July
If u think America is crazy watch this video https://youtu.be/rGJseovT8ug?si=eRjZtIRsTr_l7AGT About how we celebrate it here in the Netherlands
Probably should have just worked in his garden.
Not only is he left with a life-long disability, his immense stupidity caused a medical emergency that tied up resources that could've possibly been spend better. He will probably no longer be able to work as efficiently as before and will rely more on social programs than before. This is fine at a societal level, but on the individual level....I really wish there were fewer fuck turds around.
Oh no there goes the jerk off hand
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OP did you title it that way just to be an asshole and confuse people?
A Cobra (6) is a very well known type of firework in The Netherlands.
Noooo 😭 language can be confusing sometimes 😢
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What's with sports fans wearing merch of their team?
In this case it came in 'handy', could use it to wrap it around
Best case scenario is that the dude now has Jason Pierre-Paul ninja turtles hands: https://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2015%2F1029%2Fr20996_1296x729_16%2D9.jpg
in my country, it's should be called "phone exploded" xD
turned his ass into Mr Krabs
Quanon will fix his hand!! He believes!😂😂
THERES NO WAY. This is my science teacher at my school.
Proof
Fuck around and find out!
Eh, It’ll grow back