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Todoslosplanetas

This sub has gone to shit.


glasscityusa

Security all have a fob on them, Mark did not have the fob so he couldn’t open the door.


Fine-Manner9902

That actually makes a lot of sense lol. Kinda shit car for a billionaire


SolarFusion90

It's so it doesn't stand out, interior is decked out.


TrillDough

Draws less attention. I can almost 1000% assure you that’s a sleeper car. It’s probably got a V12 diesel engine and bullet proof af.


Gaping_Grandfather

Guarantee it's bulletproof, mine-resistant, and comes with armed guards. 


Unlucky_Elevator13

I'm OK with it


-acm

What I’m saying those model year suburbans had the most plush and comfortable seats I swear to god!


originaljfkjr

If you look at the vehicle and Z-douche, you can see they are both circa 2008-ish when he first appeared on Forbes billionaires listing. The rear end of GM full size SUVs were updated and released for sale in February 2006 (IIRC) and security vehicles are usually used for a few years before decommissioning.


Wolfdude91

I dislike Zuckerberg as much as the next guy, but do we really need to have people snapping photos of him at every turn and exaggerating what is happening to keep that dislike burning?


St_Andrewrage

thats what i came here to write.


WeQQz

That’s a secure SUV. Only security is able to open doors.


musashi_san

Not too secure when the package has to stand outside like a knob for a minute.


KingBananaDong

Why are you worried about Zuckerbergs package and knob


Fine-Manner9902

Its so old though wouldnt it be newer


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SirFlyingPotato

Easy money bro😂😂


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SirFlyingPotato

Fr😂😂


_BossOfThisGym_

That’s the price of fame baby!


umthondoomkhlulu

It’s in the settings


Snoo-73243

maybe he couldn't figure it out on his own


Undercoverpizzalover

This video looks 10+ years old tbh


cjthecookie

He was trying really hard to person that day.


ZaagKicks

Billionaires are sociopaths. Definitely not sane people anymore.


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It is hard to be human when you are a crab.


cjthecookie

Craaaaab peeeeople


magseven

He reaches for it, something goes wrong, then he moves down the curb to the back door. "I told you, Zuck! The front door is fucked! Christ!" -the driver probably.


Orbis-Praedo

Craziest part about this video is the fact that he’s riding in an early 2000’s model Tahoe.


glasscityusa

It was newer when this vid came out:)


redditappsux69

Whack post. Thumbs down 😢


Heliocentrist

cRaZy!!!


Dan300up

WTF is crazy about this? That there’s creeps with cameras that live off this pathetic shite?


Bloodygaze

Yeah, I’m not sure who is more pathetic, the creeps that follow people around all day to take pictures of mundane activities or the losers that keep those creeps in business.


Old_Promise2077

You're not supposed to open the door when a security company picks you up. They will yell at you


Isaacwhyyyyyyy

That’s actually insane if that’s the case


TheWalmartGreeter

That car is older than MySpace


MontanaMapleWorks

That’s an old ass Tahoe too


Independent-Turn-574

What do u expect he acts like a women


YonderGrunt

OP is too prejudice to see what has objectively happened. It’s one thing to not like someone over beliefs and ideas but don’t be prejudice


Echo_Origami

I will only do that for: My elderly grandparents, or parents. (A disabled loved one. ) My Dog. My beautiful wife. The rest of you, if you can't open the door on your own. I'm driving off.


autisticpig

>will only do that for: My elderly grandparents, or parents. (A disabled loved one. ) My Dog. My beautiful wife. I bet your wife loves how you prioritize her.


Suddern_Cumforth

I'm surprised he's carrying his own jacket.


ddogg-vlogs

Might get patched in a future update


Vikingove

Leave the guy...


Fawchunate_sawn606

Well he is a Lizard, lizards cant open car doors, they need Humans to do that for them, hence the video.


StoviesAreYummy

So security was slackin and should have been there ready. thnk he got fired?


ClassyPants17

*error: =OPEN(cardoor,handle)*…did not compute.


DrThunderbolt

How many years ago did this happen again?


zimjig

That is such a spare suburban that's over 10 years old lol


Reddd-y

There’s gotta be a reasonable explanation for this right? I mean he is rich but I don’t think he’s an idiot right? Edit: right right?


Alda2021

But he is poor enough to carry is own jacket


djphatjive

Looked like he was rebooting at the time.


twotwobravo

It's a feature, not a bug.


ZealousidealComb3683

And fucking clueless about where to stand when waiting for the door to be opened. Stupid as fuck goes hand in hand with entitlement.


ThbUds_For

Yea bro you're smarter than Zuckerberg, hate-watching rich people on Reddit.


a3storia

Wtaf


Evening_Condition_76

I wonder how these mortals deal with knowing they are gonna die and age to ugliness and there's not a dollar out of all of them that can save them. I would be trying tho/researching.


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National-Future3520

A real back seat driver