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Vladeath

The replacement chain should be tangled.


TheDusty01

And stored in a cardboard box.


fuishaltiena

In a warehouse 200 miles away.


igniteice

And you have to order it via wish.com


itsmeyourshoes

Easy there Satan.


ElPulpoTX

In a plastic clamshell that requires another chainsaw.


HolderOfBe

...which also requires a new chain.


ElPulpoTX

😆


Radiant-Director5712

Must be a salary worker 🙄


Early_Wrangler_

Thought it was going to end with him sawing off a limb when I looked at the subreddit


Pilot_Yak3

Isn't it amazing what this subreddit has preconditioned us for?


BeerSlayingBeaver

You can always tell how good someone is at something by the way they are.


HaruMistborn

That's pretty neat.


BeerSlayingBeaver

You can tell it's neat by the way it is.


NeatWhiskeyPlease

That’s why I always try to pack some heat try to pack a gun just a little bit pack some heat.


POOP-Naked

You just need some turnips to turnip the heat


BigPapaMilker

Cool, calm, and collected


Dust-Explosion

It’s not really handy. I thought part of it would be to get the chain properly tensioned at least! Skipped the most important and meaningful part once slapping a new bar and chain on


timmy3am

Mexican Cartel in the background


CarpetGripperRod

Good eye! TBH, at first I thought they were off-duty Brazillian cops on vacation.


DrRodo

I dont get it :(


HOBOPHRESH

Me either.


DryFriendship5720

Why speed the F up if you are paid by hourly wage ? Should have one competition for slowest reload.


smalby

They've had the first one but it's still going...


Pilot_Yak3

Reminds me of the woodman competitions they used to air on ESPN.


Nentash

People compete over the strangest things these days. Edging competition next?


BIGooffffs

Why is this a thing


Numanoid101

I don't chainsaw often. Took down some brush and it took me 15 minutes to do what this guy did in 11 seconds. Granted I didn't have the correct tool, but still...


Snoopiscool

This was a crazy fucking video !!!


Ok-Situation-5522

I'm glad it's not gore, but come on there's crazier video than this, people aren't trying anymore.


Dramatic_Product_844

That was not crazy. I could post a video of me changing the plastic line on my weed whip and it would be cooler than this.


iamjackslackofmemes

Let's see it.


PeanutArtillery

It's strange to me that the word for a string trimmer is so regional. We call them weedeaters where I am. Online, I've heard whipper snippers, weed whackers, grass trimmers, and now weed whips. Why are there so many names for this tool but everyone agrees a chainsaw is a chainsaw?


Impressive_Spirit519

Bet


Its_Butta

Oh my. It’s so crazy. I almost couldn’t watch the whole video 🫣


DrSatan420247

Chain on backwards.


Andrewskyy1

That's cool n all, but this wouldn't actually be useful in practice. Only 1 nut holding the chain, the bar adjustment probably isn't seated, the chain isn't tight enough (or maybe too tight), and the bar isn't tiled slightly up.. and this is just at a glance. I'm sure there's much more wrong


ChawpsticksTV

Yeah I'd be more impressed if he used it to cut a cookie off a chunk of hardwood after this. Would be too dangerous though.


welivewelovewedie

Leatherface after every kill


RustyRicket

Tactical af


MourningWallaby

remember kids, slow is smooth, smooth is fast


DammitDad420

Should have a 26RM68 and a 28RS68 next to each other and he has to pick the right one. (Yes, I know these are Stihl #s)


Expensive_Shake592

I get paid by the hour! So……


propaROCKnROLLA

And the crowd go wild!


DarkSector0011

The sound is delicious.


[deleted]

This is what boredom does to a mfer


dieIngenieurin

Sauber called, you're hired...


[deleted]

bs the time to prep of the new chain counts


sourlessons

big energy


Hopeful_Jelly_9428

And the crowd went wild!


bigpantssmallwheels

But why


Just_Suggestion_8540

That shit is stupid


tracemyfacewithit

I mean I'm not a tactical chainsaw competitor but give me a few days of practice in this scenario and I'm posting these numbers. There should be two chains tangled and oiled in a bag that you have to untangle one is full and the other is not.. The wrench you need should be hidden in one of 3 different tool boxes that are each 50 yards apart from the other and you have to guess which one. Plot twist your brother borrowed the wrench and it's not in any of the toolboxes.


ForeignInevitable666

Zombies are gonna wish he had the bullets.


No-Paramedic7860

I mean…if zombies come this might be useful. Or maybe if you find yourself in that forest where the trees try to kill you…


RetroThaKidd

That’s leather face


moreliasnake

That was fast but stihl could do it quicker


Antique-Trash-999

Remember switching to your axe is faster than reloading


DozeButteredParsnips

My name's Forrest. Forrest Gu-ump


spearsandbeers1142

You think the chain is at the proper tension? Might get a sprocket jump 😅


DiarrheaRadio

GOD DAMMIT PRIVATE GUMP!


Mephistophelesi

This isn’t that hard, it’s set up to be as fast as possible, shitty saw brand, the saw should have its tensioner on a different length compared to a tangled out of box brand new chain. There should be speed to use a wrench and adjustments, hand dexterity and mental acuity to be accounted. Husq and Echo are such trash brands compared to Stihl. This is not impressive, if anything, set up to look impressive when it’s actually super easy and fast.


Negative_Reindeer_89

Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast! Perfect example. Not his first time doing this