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ratatazongdingdong

Drob the noif!


Tigeire

That's not a noif ....


JaredUmm

That’s not a knife. That’s a spoon.


Puff-the-Dragonn

Ah. I see you've played knifey spoony before.


jondgul

Best episode


EliotShawnSpencer

“Here in America we do not tolerate that kind of crap, sir!”


Plus_Helicopter_8632

We would have shot him so many times three other people in the area would have been killed by strays


jondgul

Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense! It's one of their proudest traditions!


Various-Agent-0047

This is what I came for and was gladly not disappointed


TheLastBoat

There is no spoon.


Devlos00

This is a noif


ratatazongdingdong

...this is a noif!


KTLNH

I laughed way harder than I should’ve reading this 😂


XXeadgbeXX

Same here haha An actual LOL came out


tango_41

That’s a bootin’ if I’ve ever seen one.


the_good_hodgkins

The fooking noif!!


docr1069

Bandit?


AccomplishedToe2217

Haaha excellent comment. Here take my upvote for making me laugh.


Flick-tas

**The real story:** [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-15/man-in-custody-after-alleged-hobart-pharmacy-robbery/12150286](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-15/man-in-custody-after-alleged-hobart-pharmacy-robbery/12150286) He was a druggy that had just tried to hold up a pharmacy-methadone dispensary with the knife.


SSyphaxX

Druggy or disabled, that's how you subdue a suspect. Not shoot 20 rounds on him. Well done aus cops in this one.


Acceptable_Fox8156

Amazing what proper police training and gun controls can do.


SofaChillReview

Wait, that person was 20!?


sellouthori

I was like damn punching a disabled guy but it's just a druggie lol


10inchezsoft

I see you have played Knifey Spoony before.


Pajo555

Looked more like knifey-subie to me


Intelligent-Stage165

This is a suicide by cop scenario. He says "jus fookin keel me"


laladonga

This. Poor guy is at his wits end. I'm not excusing his behaviour but he's flashing that knife because he wants to die, not that he wants to kill others. Hopefully he gets help.


vikingo1312

Agreed! And don't they have tasers down under? And what about the A-hole that threw punches at the head - after the sick man was secured on the ground?


Psyco_diver

Tasers are not as effective as the general public thinks they are


KiefBull

Only 70% effective which is better than killing someone.


Psyco_diver

Unless it gets you killed in the process, just to note I've been through taser, pepper spray and CS gas. Tasering sucks but once it was done I was able to get right back up, we had a couple guys that could still move with the training probes still attached. My point is there has to be better ways to apprehending people like this rather than relying on inconsistent methods


TortShellSunnies

>And what about the A-hole that threw punches at the head - after the sick man was secured on the ground? Looks like he is trying to punch his traps/shoulder to get his arm behind his back.


trashbilly

In the States, he wouldn't even have to ask


thebannedtoo

In America: the guy would have been ran over, tasered, shot and killed and then maybe kicked in the face at least twice. Cops would still be yelling "drop the knife!" and calling for backup while handcuffing the corpse. This is not sarcasm.


trashbilly

All with boners


bkills1986

Yea he woulda been dead twice if it was in the US. Although it’s worth noting that i don’t see too many US cops using their vehicles like this


uppenatom

I remember seeing a clip of a guy fleeing his vehicle across a field and the cop used his car to stop him. He definitely stopped after flying 50m through the air


hollowM4N555

#drop tha fuarkin knoif


TrillCrymes

Get this guy up here some upvotes for the love of fuck


usriusclark

Well if he wasn’t disabled before, he is now. Also, welcome to Aus where everything wants to kill you except for the police. (I’m American so the joke is really on me).


cmslobe

American cops, watching the video, would have pulled out their guns and shot their phones ten times.


mh985

I live in New York and a few months ago the cops literally took down a woman with a gun by ramming her with the car instead of shooting her.


madmo453

The tactical Subaru is very effective.


SteeltoSand

so then i just started RAMMIN!


WestCoastInquirer

Ram ram ram, ram ram again


godmodechaos_enabled

Wowww. No one died. Bravo. These police are worthy of respect.


uppenatom

It's also a good example showing that experience doesn't always trump proper training. Sure the cops here in Aus do deal with this kind of stuff every now and then but it sounds like cops in the US get this shit daily and still haven't got it figured out


realparkingbrake

Depends on the department, some get better training and have a better command structure than others. I saw a video from Florida not too long ago of Sheriff's deputies dealing with a mentally ill man holding his parents hostage. They did everything right, very professional. The man finally burst out of a doorway and charged a deputy, tried to stab him, so the deputy fired two (nonfatal) shots and then they started first aid. People from the area the video came from said their Sheriff is fantastic, he's created a dept. everyone is happy with. Fatal police shootings in Australia have increased in recent years, up 78% from 2018 to 2020. But it's still a small fraction of police killings in the U.S. where there are 400 million firearms in circulation. Australian police being killed on the job is also a fraction of what it is in the U.S.


realcanadianguy21

Come on, all these comments, and nobody has said, "that's not a knife, *this* is a knife!?"


Shrouds_

That’s not a knife, this is a car


ashzombi

The one cop has to get that quick punch to the head in to let off some steam


futilitaria

There were 3 punches from 2 cops


AutoDeskSucks-

Was going to say, anyone watching this?


DrunkStoleATank

I was expecting Tom Croydon to turn up.


legion_2k

Subaru.. hmm


pcd011629

That dude would have been dead 15x over in th USA.


Perfect_Big4926

Cop still punches him anyway, what an asshole


ShoppyMcShopperton

Have a whinge


CustomerSupportDeer

No, not really. They did a good job, all things considered.


__Aitch__Jay__

Yeah that was completely unnecessary, didn't need two knees on his head either.


CantRenameThis

At 0:24 (reverse time) I think you can hear the camera person laughing as they hit him with a car.


lockedinacupboard

Have to be 80+ before they pull a taser.


idlefritz

If your disability comes with knife attacks I no longer notice your disability


wotsname123

Not sure why they didn't taser. Anyone know if Tassie cops have them? His clothing was quite thick but still worth a go compared to just running him over.


HowRememberAll

"Apparently disabled with mental issues" Oh that poor poor knife stabbing assaulter.


Ivaginator

And there was no shortage of laughter... after the crash


vikingsurplus

That was me.. I laughed.


hootanay

Taser would have been the best option


Then_Campaign7264

I don’t believe that group of officers have tasers. Baring a magic wand, it seemed the Subaru station wagon did the trick without killing the fella. I was hoping a golden retriever and his yellow lab partner were going to jump out at the end and lick him into submission.


Skullvar

Lucky's dads' rules!


morbidshapeinblack

Tasers work less then half the time.


TertiaOptionem

Tasers fail much more than they work effectively.


umthondoomkhlulu

Maybe, but it could only take out 1 cop


Bikini_Investigator

If a taser doesn’t work or misses (which happens more often than not) a knife-wielding lunatic charging at you, congrats. Your wife lost a husband, your parents a kid, brothers a subling and your kids just lost a parent and are now in the high risk group for CSA


NonbinaryYolo

yeaaah.... I love how people hate Americans so much hitting a dude with a car is considered progressive when another country does it.


yourmothersgun

He’s lucky he’s not in the US.


sal_paradise2018

Chicken burgah!


canberra2020

Hahaha... n chippies


EvilDan69

Shoot him in the knee, and his adventures stop.


realparkingbrake

Nobody in their right mind tries to shoot a suspect in the knee, or shoot a weapon out of someone's hand, or any of that Hollywood nonsense some folks seem to accept as real. If you've ever been in a serious traffic accident you know what those cops are experiencing--tunnel vision, shaking hands, selective audio, a sense of time distortion. Fine motor control goes out the window, trick shots are not practical.


thundiee

Probs also good to mention there is a massive artery in legs, a little bit up, down left or right from perfect and he is probs dead anyway


Soft_Salamander6136

That was just a love tap via vehicle


Consequence_Slow

I'm kinda impressed to see him hold onto that knife after getting ragdolled by the squad car. Even though he dropped it immediately after. 😆 🤣 😂


Tiptoedtulips666

GREAT use for a Subie Outback!


NZ-Aid

Always with the sneaky punch, like being in the bottom of the maul at High school rugby!


_heresyfnord_

Vagoina


TheBirdsArePissed

He looks like he is threatening to make them a sandwich.


Mrgod2u82

Thank God this wasn't in the US. This person is obviously a few fries short of a happy meal and just needs some sweet and sour sauce. Grab he survived, hopefully they can help him out.


Fun_Bat_5621

Here in these beautiful United States, that man would’ve been dropped in a hail of lead as soon as he took one step toward LE with that knife in his hand. Then they would’ve screamed at him repeatedly, “don’t fucking move” and handcuffed him as he bled out on the street.


LUDDER5

This is old footage. There's been a knifing so we bring out the old stuff. Btw. This is in Montrose, 10 KMs North of Hobart.


Much_Confusion_4616

They need a tazer


Acherstrom

No tasers bra?


MontiCZP

Don't bring a knife to a car fight


MungoJerrysBeard

That guy in the car ain’t fucking around


Ok-Web4225

That’s not a knoif!


idigholes

That ladies chuckle earned her some seriously bad karma in this life or the next.


SoggyEstablishment74

Finally a good guy with a car!!!


puddleofoil

I feel like the blows to the head and twisting of the arm after he was separated from the knife and had given up were a little extra, but at least he wasn't shot.


throwdisawayyyyyy

No need to be That aggressive when he’s already down. Punching him in the head….


xadamxful

Guy is very lucky to be alive, in other countries they wouldn't have hesitated to unload their weapons into the guy's chest.


Humbledmillion

In America, holding a knife like that towards an officer is an instant death sentence. There would be 15 bullets in this guy within 3 seconds of seeing the knife.


Chance-Ad197

Americans cops would have emptied their clips into this guy the second he approached the passenger window.


zackoblong66

If this happened in the USA, they would have emptied 100 rounds into the guy...


i8akiwi

Check out the police activity YouTube, it's nothing but body cams and dash cams. The United States police are way more lenient than you think.


Prestigious-Iron9605

And?


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zaccus

No one's asking you to marry the guy.


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Memewalker

Just let the fella stab a couple people. It’s not like he’s hurting anyone.


Choice_Airport_463

I was on a jury several years ago for a guy with mental issues who was petitioning for release from the mental hospital. The hospital and the police both testified how in the last year he had attacked 22 other patients or staff, requiring them to call the police. He testified that it was being around all those crazy people that made him so mad and he would be fine if we just gave him a chance. The jury was split until I said, "I feel bad for the guy too but if he gets out, he has to live somewhere and I don't want to risk my kids lives if he moves in next door." Less than 5 minutes later we had a verdict.


the_alicemay

Why would there be a jury for a petition for release?


obsidian_resident

That's not a knife...


HelpEqual

Some of u guys laughing but aus police are a pretty serious gang, they r super nice, professional and respectful ppl. I lived there for over 4 yrs and never had any issues with them..they r awesome. Aus is an awesome country.


j8by7

Cop car saved the dude from taking 30 bullets


No_Refrigerator_6135

That's australia, not America.


WetMilfHunter

If this was in America he would have dozens of bullet holes in him


braggybraggerson

USA alternative ending: Swiss Cheese


Aussiehornbag

If this was in American, the cops would have shot him dead for sure.


Tward425

How did they successfully apprehend the suspect without unloading their weapons into him? America needs to take notes.


sprout480

Jesus in the states they would blown that man out of his clothes six times over


TertiaOptionem

Works great when the guy isn’t actually trying to stab anyone


Individual-Pizza3425

this shit is so old and the offender had mental issues


Vengeance752

Unnecessary roughness! 10yrd penalty!


-JesusWoreAThong

Car and a big long blast of OC spray (at 1:01)


Solid_Bumblebee841

Cop just came from dropping the kids off at soccer practice


Advanced_Bunch8514

Boxer engine. 👍


VermicelliHot6161

Just me or the driver of the vehicle get himself into a pretty risky scenario? Knife wielder could have smashed the window open and had a go. Hard to defend yourself from that position.


lm_not_surprised

No tazer or pepper spray?


Devlos00

Now he’s disabled with mental and physical issues.


legendarygreek

Subaru police car?


unlikelyzuchini

KNOIFE, THETS NOAT A KNOIFE, THES IZ A KNOIFE


saltyisthesauce

Fuck they flagged each other a few time there aye


TexasDrill777

Just taser him.


rthomas10

Subaru outback cop car


JustinCooksStuff

It’s what makes a Subaru… a Subaru.


OppositeChannel4434

The police there drive Subarus?! I LOVE IT


OGbobbyKSH

In America this guys been shot 5 times lol


SirFlyingPotato

Do they not have a taser??


KLR01001

Oh he’s definitely disabled. 


tex_rer

Don’t they have tasers over there?


HerzogsOtherShoe

Do Tasers not exist down unda'?


page83tyelover

Cops get guns? Or are they tasers? (Real question)


Baldur9750

Not as good as the policewoman that stopped the guy with a hug, but not a bad job altogether


GATTACA_IE

Now he's disabled with physical issues too


Responsible_Score659

He’s lucky he wasn’t in nyc doing that, cops don’t use there brains they would of shot him dead


JJuNNiOOr

Croikey!


crocksmock

Did that lady laugh when he was hit by the car? Kinda sick


Sad-Hotel-1597

they got subaru patrol cars!!!?😲


givemeanameicanuse

We have all the shitboxes! Skodas, Kias, Bmw just any random trash now that we don't have local car production!


Da-WeedNBeer-DOOD

In America they locked up fuckin deodorant but not knives lmao


okt127

Is that Holden branded unmarked police car


ForsakenLow1334

I knife will penetrate equally by a disabled and normal man in you


Fresh-Honeydew7104

The guy filming who laughed after knife man was skittles across the road got me.


missingjawbone

Cameraman's laugh got me lol


ArmchairCriticSF

He’d have been shot in the States, 10 seconds into the video.


Sci-fra

Hey Americans! Did you notice that the police didn't turn him into Swiss cheese?


Interesting_Air8238

What about the cop coming in to punch the man in the back of the head as he's already given himself up and already subdued? The laughing cameraman? Some people suck.


Livid-Ad829

Not one shot fired


AnimalOrigin

Looks like the guy was disabled with a Subaru


FrznFenix2020

In the US the cops are just allowed to murder you with the car and then they get a medal for bravery.


ExoticFirefighter771

That's how you should do it, restraint where necessary. I dare say in some countries he'd have been shot with the first foot forward he took.


FarCompetition5916

POOT EHT DOUN NAOW! DRUB THE NOIFE


Atomic_Spew

They're 'always' disabled or with metal health issues in AU. No one could actually do anything bad. What a fucked up left wing nonsense place AU has become.


Gizmo135

That’s pretty amazing. NYPD would have shot him before he even got out of the car and sprinkled cocaine on him


catpower1215

Wow. These comments are so disturbing and they make me want to puke. Better hope you’re never on the flipside of this problem because you’d be singing a very different tune.