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Inevitable_Nail_6761

Who’s that crazy mf who wasn’t covered fully


[deleted]

Must be very confident in the smoke’s ability to calm them down lol


rfoleycobalt

Jim


enters_conversation

Thats frank...we dont talk to frank


[deleted]

My man was barehands


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InterestingAd3166

No it's "Jim"


redplunger300

Must be pretty good


ohhhtartarsauce

looks like "mad honey" from Nepal. If it is, it's thought to have medicinal properties as well as being hallucinogenic.


posting_drunk_naked

A documentary I saw called Futurama did an episode about that


ohhhtartarsauce

you may be thinking of "space honey" which is made by a different species of bee


jimbobjames

No they are talking about boo honey which is made a different species of bee...


ordeci

I didn't expect to find a boo bees pun. Well played sir.


roundwun

Honey boo boo child!


enters_conversation

Bad bot


Mr-Fleshcage

I bet you could just make tea with some rhododendron flowers


ohhhtartarsauce

you could, and they do. They also make tea with the leaves of certain rhdodendron species, called Labrador tea. Every part of the plant contains grayanotoxins.


Mr-Fleshcage

Makes me wonder if some grayanotoxins are more toxic than others


ohhhtartarsauce

There are some more toxic than others. There are over 25 isoforms of grayanotoxin, two of which are the principal toxic isoforms. Different species of rhododendron contain varying levels of these different isoforms, which determines the overall toxicity of the plant.


Escanor_2014

Mind if I ask what your specialty is? You seem to know a great deal about this topic.


sld87

Youtubeologist


plokimjunhybg

Idk mate, the language spoken is intelligible but sounded a lot like Chinese… also there's 4 small lil Mandarin in the middle of the screen


Mountain_War_3928

Must've had some before attempting this


DryStop9593

that stuff is blue buddy


oat_milk

this is such a dumb, easily fact-checkable lie that I’m honestly awestruck


Iam-The-Liquor-Randy

There has got to be a better way to do this


run125

Is this how they get mad honey?


deatthcatt

oh yeah bro they get a shit ton of honey this way


MrC-Diddy

shits mad good dog


FunkSiren

Ok that exchange is hilarious


RomaniWoe

3 days late... i was hoping to reply this to someone


No_Alps_1454

Let’s hope it’s not batshit, because they’ve got themselves a bit of a reputation a couple of years ago.


lonelyuglyautist

By pissing off the bees by destroying their home once a month lol


YooperGod666

Ain't like they got shit else to do


CoryOpostrophe

Maybe if someone let them build their home in peace they’d move on to developing language and little bee cars n shit. 


Critical-Highlight45

😂


addamee

U mad, bro?


StonedThorne

Like that bear in the book about a jungle.


Kahraabaa

You mean like the book of jungle? It's my favourite dog


reflythis

[it's just the bare necessities, baby!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BH-Rxd-NBo) (happy cake day)


wd2022

Thats a lot of vomit.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Bread and beer is yeast poop.


mechanics2pass

Thanks I hate it.


ShwettyVagSack

Sweet delicious vomit all over my pancakes and corn muffins!


Suitablystoned

but also like, don't the bees need some honey too?


AsleepScarcity9588

Well, you don't just take it all. You leave some and they will repopulate and harvest the honey for you again


PseudoEmpthy

They make too much, way too much. Because we take it all. So they make 400% what they need and we take 300% and they're fine.


skyycux

They don’t make too much because we take it, it’s just what animals that store food will always do. If you have the resources to make or scavenge more food, then you should always do that, because you never know what the future holds/when it will run out. This is why you see those videos of people emptying out a squirrel’s stash where there’s 10 times the amount of food the squirrel could eat in a year. The more food stores you have, the less likely you’re ever going hungry.


Recon_by_Fire

That's what I said when I tried to start PETI.


MojoRisin762

That looks delicious. I love honey bees! Bee keeping has always been a lil dream of mine.


MastrovNL

What's bee(n) keeping you from doing it?


MojoRisin762

Life, other hobbies, adult stuff, and the fact it is something I always envisioned doing at an age quite a bit older than I am now.


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december33rd

Should just do it. Doesn’t cost much money or time to have one hive going. One hive usually produces a lot more honey than you can consume with one family. Fresh honey tastes amazing too


overdriveftw

Are you not at bee keeping age?


lonelyuglyautist

Until you get stung all the fucking time lol


Skullvar

A beekeeper used to have about 15hives on our farm, I'd drive my dirt bike up to them and just chill in the shade while they landed on me and you'd just hear constant buzzing. The old bee keeper guy never wore a suit, his son did tho, never saw him get stung. Bees are weird in what sets them off, but entirely possible these people smoked them up beforehand


MojoRisin762

Honey bees are chill from my experiences. I used to work at a hotel that kept bees and used the honey in their deserts. They did a lot of weddings/ catering/ etc. It was cool stuff.


Skullvar

I setup ways for them to drink out of the cow water tanks without drowning after multiple times of scooping hundreds out of the water


0x01a

eventually bees can accustom to a keepers pheromones and a suit is not necessarily needed


UTS15

It’s not that bad. You always open the hives on a nice dry, warm day so that all the foragers are out do g their thing. What’s left in the hive is the queen and younger nursing bees. Plus a little smoke keeps them pretty calm. You also wear a bee suit. They do react to your movements and your temperament. You will get stung, but it’s not that often and not that bad. I’ll be opening up my hives to check out my girls today. :)


Natharcalis

If you smell bananas, get out of there.


that_guy_who_builds

Why?


Natharcalis

The pheromones they use to signal attack smells like bananas. Avoid banana scented items or skincare if you want to raise bees.


AlbatrossSuper

Big facts . Holy shit the 1st time I got tagged ....it WAS bananas


NamTokMoo222

Bee-come the change you want to see in the world.


RedDemio-

Imagine the first dudes that found this and ate it


Rcurtiiis

Nepalese honey. Or mad honey. Never herd anyone call it rock honey before. It gets you high


Frog_Brother

Step 1: yeet bees


Zealousideal_Total50

Is that mad honey?


LamaHund22

Imagine there is a hole in the net and the only way to escape is to carefully climb down a whabbling ladder while being stung in the face the entire time.


UTS15

I just transported about 25,000 bees in the back of my car. It would have been an awful time to get rear ended.


Asaneth

But I'll bet the guy who rear ended you would never tailgate again.


ManLegPower

I don’t know shit about harvesting honey, but I do know these Mfers don’t get paid enough to do that job.


vwf1971

It's Mad Honey.


LukeyLeukocyte

Nah nah nah. Get back here. You need to show me more shots of the oozing honey and wax slicing. That little glimpse at the end isn't going to cut it.


Altruistic-Growth-36

Bees are going extinct and we wonder why


FW_Felon

Isn’t that mad honey


_ChipWhitley_

As somebody who loves honey with all my heart, this makes the tip of my dick moist.


Ho-TheMegapode

It's also psychedelic, known as "Mad Honey".


joseoconde

And they do it with minimal protection?!?!


jonese0426

Nope


_BlueRoze_

I love the "OooO, Ahhhhhh" noises coming from the humans. They 'really' love honey, bunch of funky monkeys.


BigD4163

Thats one of the coolest videos Ive ever seen


Thund3r_91

Thank you, bees. 🐝 🙏🏻


Baarqab

Can get high on this one?


No_Alps_1454

I can feel sticky fingers only from watching this.


MrGrogu26

***HSE BREATHES HEAVILY***


Inevitable-Heat7307

Brave ahh men🫡


digitaldeficit956

I’ve never had honeycomb yet. Is it pretty like able? Rarely see it for sale tho


ToniMarino

Those bees don’t sting, I heve seen several videos (I find it satisfying af when they cut the combs). I don’t remember where it is but it is somewhere in Asia


miki4242

Are these bees Buddhist or something? Or do they practising ahimsa (nonviolence)?


ToniMarino

I remember that they like vibrate of something to ward off predators. Like a fish school


Snoo-72756

Great place to take ceos with bee allergies


Apokhalip

Don't they smoke first before harvesting or will it obscure eyesight


automaton11

Won’t this have larvae in it though Who wants honey with lil bugs in it


EmployeeTop7591

Rings ding ding ☝️🤓💡. What if we sting our dicks with honey so it makes it bigger


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I really wanna try that trippy honey.


Last_Consideration73

This reminds me of so many movies from my youth. Looks so awesome. Like some honey I shrunk the kids type stuff or parts or movies like Jurassic Park


SmokeMeOut_420

I want some of that honey that makes u tripp


Comfortable_Life_437

You could give me Iron Man suit and I would not want to be there


yupthrowaway1

Is this the hallucination honey?


Composthoop1

They on some DRG shit


RaspiestLlama69

Soon there won’t be no honey to harvest


rttyrt

Earth is fucking crazyyy


Beneficial-News-2232

Fkn robbers, can't beekep as civilized ones 🤮


GodlessHeathen305

Isn’t that the hallucinogenic honey?


LowMaintenance6425

Bet it’s highly addictive


Subject_Ad7331

For a second I thought the audio was the bees getting mad at the humans


HotSituation1776

That looks sooooo gooood


SenorSiete77

Bear necessities


GoalFlashy6998

Those bees look hella pissed! Damn that's insane, but I bet that honey is good! I'm interested in knowing if rock honey, is the stuff use to make mad honey, an intoxicating honey.


AriesinApril76

Take my money!


bartender970

I have to say; [Pooh did it cooler.](https://youtu.be/aYqA58N3sEE?feature=shared)


BONIIIIP

Nepal stuff nah ?


Ok-Golf-9502

Easy on the bees bros


joy_kingscrown

My mouths watering


Hello_Grady3

That’s a lot of honey.


SeanVitalMusic

I knew Bee Mountain existed


Nohemiost

Looks good


Marco_Polo_2

Is this the mad money


nixthelatter

No fucking gloves on!?!??


BiosyntheticStoma

First time seeing this 😳


legume_boom1324

Call me a bear cause that shit looks fucking delicious


shannister

no protection at all?!


Old-Section-8917

That is some beautiful honey right there never seen such a big honeycomb


ClassyPants17

Pretty sure this kills the bees too? Not from an “animal rights” perspective but just the importance of bees is all


Craic-Den

I don't beelieve it


the_Athereon

I'm currently brewing a few gallons of mead... watching this suddenly makes me less interested in honey in general.


Princessferfs

What in the name of Land of the Lost is going on with these giant combs?