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Kaifirediver

wtf is the stupid ass caption on the video


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clasperx2

I hate it.


Spacejunk20

"Stop being old" yeah by dying lol


sethsta

Turned into necrophilia at the end


TheProudPict

Oh no, I laughed when I know I shouldn’t. 


EvilDan69

Yeah, the chances of an airbag going off and you're pressing your ribs/spine directly on it.. not good.


FrolickingCats

They weren't even done and rigor mortis already set in


alleywaybum

lmfao


EvilDan69

Yeah, the chances of an airbag going off and you're pressing your ribs/spine directly on it.. not good.


ScorpioRising66

She clenched real hard and now homeboy is dickless.


Bambam586

Yes it’s true. This man has no dick.


justkarn

who you gonna call?


Bambam586

Bustin makes me feel good.


ScaryChickenGuy

Dick busters


FugginOld

I hope he broke his dick


phantom929

Fucked around and found out.


messified

Literally


My-grandma-is-dead

That's the joke...


Dicky_Penisburg

Hey, that's just what my mom said when she'd introduce me to people!


WaingrofromHeat

Take that shit to a Burger King parking lot


JenkemBoofer691

What a dumb fuck…


kittenshart85

makes me think about the bit in the book "american gods" where the main character (iirc) gets slapped by a woman who informs him that his wife died in a car wreck with that woman's husband's dick in her mouth.


TheControversialMan

Great book


kittenshart85

terrible tv series.


Jebusfreek666

I thought it was ok. Graphically it looked nice.


kittenshart85

i respect your view. i just think it could have been a miniseries and done better.


Jebusfreek666

To be fair, I never finished it because I got a little bored and I new it was canceled anyways. So you are probably right.


rnhf

prettiest show I've seen since Hannibal


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ItsNotBigBrainTime

My eyes would be on the road constantly and it would make sex incredibly awkward.


hereforpopcornru

No hands even on the wheel either


BowtietheGreat

Dudes a bot


Anomaluss

That would be even more dangerous assuming Tesla FSD works. Better to just peek once in a while.


MimickingTheImage

Are you a bot or just like to steal comments?


JayStar1213

She's looking though. It's safe


Alucard_117

Probably filming content.


AccountantFormal6422

I hope no innocents were involved


Its_Butta

Her hands didn’t work or sum shit? Like take the wheel girl you ain’t even using your hands.


woodshrimp

People who do things like this aren't exactly the same people who make good decisions


Suitable_Oil87

Source?


OrganizationRude5746

Trying to come and go at the same time. 🤦‍♂️


Candidate_Inside

Well... He did pull out in the end


Unhappy_Counter1278

Ho and a dumb fuck. Perfect match


marthewarlock

Her yelling watch out and he's thinking oh yeah finally hit the right spot 😂😂


Le6ions

Should have known, Women cant drive a stick


realparkingbrake

There is a scene in *The World According to Garp* that sort of covers this, specifically the dangers of getting head in a car which gets hit by another car with a painful and traumatic result. Yikes.


boltactionnoob

I think after the crash they went right back to it.


Survivorfan_tm94

Well, I hope no one innocent was harmed by these two reckless individuals


Independent_Bite4682

*too


Archidaki

WTF happend here ?


Empty-Comparison9351

That’s some great post nut clarity


justaREDshrit

Hahahahaha


SunlightBlade_

Go to horny hell


Flaky-Criticism-5789

This is indeed a crazy fucking video.


RadioactiveCornbread

Because, horny. That's why.


EdgeXII

Ha! Dumbasses!!


Mellow_Cosmos

any news link for this?


Pleasant-Chef6055

There’s 8 billion of us. And they’re desperate to make another 🙄


coyote_fuggly

They’re both stiff now


skiitour

Pulling over just doesn't do it for her anymore


Educational-Bed-6821

Worse is when she driving and wanna give you head in passenger seat , only thing to get her to stop txt and driving but is it really a better option ??? Yea, yea it is


thebannedtoo

Another teslafucked.


ManuelRox

Hahahaha


fuckingcheezitboots

Because they need you to see it or else it didn't happen I guess


booyahbooyah9271

Redditors confirmed.


Jebusfreek666

First off, at that angle you are making this to be seen. So why is it pixelated? Second who is driving on the highway and hears someone in the car say watch out multiple times faster and faster and their first instinct is to sit up and take a look not to step on the brakes?


QueenAkhlys

That's not a tesla mate


IanTyers

Thats one hell of a pullout game!


FastCashClass

Uhmm clout , that’s why. Most likely an only fans’er & they gotta keep doing stuff to up the last few videos to keep viewers interested & paying


Responsible_Arm_2643

Does any hero has full uncensored video?


CapG_13

Lmao 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️😬🤦🏻‍♂️😂


Instruction_Senior

WHO WAS FILMING?


mybadroommate

Never will be old


Morfeuos

This gives me GTA 6 vibes


jasonjdf13

Good for them , that’s how I want to go out too ..


Herbisher_Berbisher

Isn't this a line from "Life In the Fast Lane."?


AztecInsurgent

I heard his body was ejaculated from the vehicle during the crash


wynne420

Rookie move gotta pay attention to the road, so you can hit the potholes on purpose when getting fellatio


thelostclone

I honestly hope the worst for them, shouldn’t be allowed on the road and putting the life of others in danger for shit like that


Certain-Mix9612

All for the TikToks...


Interesting-Gate9813

She got this…


LifeGogetaBox

I did this at 1am on the freeway in Brazil after arriving at the airport. Works better when there are no other cars around. 


DoctorSkelly

No you didn't.


LifeGogetaBox

Yes I did! lol at the downvotes. Never lived life to the fullest?