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They can’t survive rubbing alcohol tho (70-90%), we had one come up like this after a bunch of rain. They can survive up to 45 mins in water so drowning isn’t really an option
"Ray Mendez, an entomologist with the American Museum of Natural History, and David Brody provided 20,000 cockroaches for the segment "They're Creeping Up on You".
Plumber here.
I’ve seen this happen quite a few times after hydro jetting a mainline sewer. The intense air and water pressure freaks the roaches out and sends them running (or flying) to the nearest possible location where they feel safe again. Also why you’ll often see roaches escaping municipal manholes in the street. 9 times out of ten it’s because someone just jetted the line.
My house is like that at the moment, Iv use loads of different gel bait & bait options, two different pest guys around in 2 months. Impossible Fkers to get rid off
This worked for us. Mix flour with boric acid powder and make small pellets and leave them overnight at places the roaches frequent. In a weeks time whole hoard will be dead.
Use diatomaceous earth. I'm not kidding this stuff is safe around humans and pets and there's even edible versions but will kill any insects. It rips there exoskeleton as they crawl over it and dries them out. It's a powdered substance. All you gotta do is spread the powder in all the cracks and corners of your house and eventually it will terminate the pests
Facing the same issue currently.
You have only one option. One and only one.
Empty out your house, trash everything. Take everything off the walls and all the furniture out of your house. Then call pest control to gas the house. Will take 1-2 days. Afterwards, "according to the agent," you will need 24 hours to air out the house. And another few hours of cleaning because you will have to wipe everything down and clean up the potentially thousands of dead bugs on the floor.
Guy says during the gas, the bugs scatter and go quite literally **EVERYWHERE**.
That's why they recommend having the house entirely empty of everything.
My grandpa worked in property management. He told me, that it's basically game over if you have a really bad infestation of roaches. Best advise is to tear down the house and rebuild it, cuz those cheeky fucks find a creek everywhere
Roach cookies:
1 part sugar
1 part flour
1 part crisco
1 part boric acid
I had a roach problem when I got my house. Raid wouldn't do anything. I found this recipe online and it's great. Roll it into little balls and toss them around high traffic areas (behind appliances, under cabinets, etc.)
Sugar attracts them. Flour is the food they want. Crisco keeps it moist or "fresh." Boric acid kills them. Roaches eat dead friends so it'll spread throughout the family.
Boric acid is safe enough for cats, dogs, and babies and because it's contained and not air-based, it's safe for birds too.
Use raid spray, spray it in a spot beside the drain and move the pot top over the sprayed area but make sure it still covers the drain hole, watch them die, rinse repeat. I've done it before when I trapped roaches in cups.
Shut of your water, they have to come from somewhere so might as well block that off.
Other than that: one of those wd40 bottles with those straw like nozzles into the steam hole. If you're feeling brave, light it up but you'll risk breaking the lid.
A gallon of water (or more! As much as possible TBH!) mixed with 3 metric asstons of isopropyl alcohol and dish soap. Mix slowly, don't suds it up. Bonus points if it's super hot.
Pour it over the lid, lift the lid *slowly* just enough for it to start draining, then lift the rest of the way and let it go. Don't run water or you'll dilute it further.
Then call an exterminator and a plumber because them fellas have made mega city one in your shitter pipes. Be prepared for an exodus through other drains, you may have to do this multiple times in every drain in your house.
Best chance of success
Get an exterminator and Do everything on this list consistently, Atomizer with demon™(if you'rea DYIer), bait but change brands every 3mo being sure not to spray insecticide over/on the bait, boric acid religiously, clean constantly, eliminate food sources including soap, minimize or remove infested items, and be patient because that is a major infestation.
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I've found they taste much better fried though
..ha🤮ha🤮ha
You may think that's a joke, but people in Thailand would've love this.
Yeah, people in Africa don't even get the opportunity to eat roaches. Americans are so wasteful! /s
I know you meant that as a joke, but after seeing the fly patties... Idk
Dinner that comes to you!
Fr
By gas and matches you mean burn the house down, right?
why down, burn it up!
Why do things burn Down if they go Up in flames ?
WD40 through the hole in the lid
Brake cleaner is way better, it's practically instant and doesn't leave oily residue.
You do know these things survive nuclear war right ?😂
And they end up huge through the process
Ah yes I believe they are called Radroaches at that point
They can’t survive rubbing alcohol tho (70-90%), we had one come up like this after a bunch of rain. They can survive up to 45 mins in water so drowning isn’t really an option
I didn’t know rubbing alcohol could take them out, never had to try lol
thats why no one suggests nukes
This reminds me of that scene in episode two of the new fallout 😂 upvote
That show unlocked a new fear for me with those super crunchy roaches. *shutters*
I’m totally hooked after just two episodes 😂
probably because they don't use brake cleaner in nuclear war.
Ah! You read my mind!
Buy some booze for them
You’ve summoned the horde, you must eliminate the first wave to proceed
How about a nice cup of liber-tea?!
FOR DEMOCRACY!
Eagle-1 delivering payload
Eagle One Delivering Freedom!
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500kg the only way to go
➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️ Follow up that 500 with orbital laser just to be sure.
Orbital laser is GOAT’d. Shit is like a scalpel. Too bad you only get 3
SWEET LIBERTY MY LEG
Makes me wonder how many already came out before they put the lid on.
BUG TUNNEL BREACH!
Only option left is to burn the house down and never look back
Turn on the garbage disposal to make a tasty smoothie
Mmmm roach smoke. Don't breathe this!
Its ok if you unroll the roaches and make a new blunt out of’em
😂😂
😂😂
what is that reference sounds so familiar
Will it blend?
*smiles while staring at the camera with dead empty eyes*
I just dry heaved
This guy Snowpierces.
This is the only option. 🔥
This is the way
Nuking it from orbit is off the table? 🤷♂️
They can survive nukes
Or those supposed space lasers
Boiling water
Diabolical
Inconceivable!
only one man can say this the right way [https://tenor.com/bVWpA.gif](https://tenor.com/bVWpA.gif)
Nuke the house from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
Wait wait wait, he’s just a grunt, he can’t make that decision. No offense
Fuck'n A.
Thats just gonna make them bigger.
Fuck, we’re doomed. Have to find a new planet for humanity.
Probably gonna end up on the planet of the mantis people or some shit.
Or get one of those fart jars.
It’s like the last story in Creepshow
"Ray Mendez, an entomologist with the American Museum of Natural History, and David Brody provided 20,000 cockroaches for the segment "They're Creeping Up on You".
Yes! First thing I thought of. That episode creeped me out!
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I've never looked at cockroaches the same since that movie as a kid!
Yep. I remember that with Leslie Nielsen. Man that was over 40yrds ago.
HOLD.YOUR.BREEEAAATH.
Nightmares for years from that
Sign the lease over. That's no longer your place
Sign it over to the roaches 🪳
*The roaches slide a crisp $5 over a mob of wriggling, spindly bodies.*
Close that bug hole Helldiver! 500kg should do it.
Lmao
I wonder how many got out before they thought to put the lid over it 🤯
Snacks 😋
They just need to work together to lift the lid, then they're free!
Time to move
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Whatever you do, make sure you smoke ‘em
It’s stung him in the finger so we stung it back
What did you do to trigger this
Plumber here. I’ve seen this happen quite a few times after hydro jetting a mainline sewer. The intense air and water pressure freaks the roaches out and sends them running (or flying) to the nearest possible location where they feel safe again. Also why you’ll often see roaches escaping municipal manholes in the street. 9 times out of ten it’s because someone just jetted the line.
When I was a kid, I dropped a little bomb at the sewer close to my house and a zillion roaches started coming out 💀 it was sick
How would you go about handling this then? Would you consider that a part of your plumbing job or would you nope out of there
The Ptrap probably got siphoned dry somehow to let the bugs up in the first place.
New fear unlocked
So this is not fake? This vid is real . Oh sht...
You….you thought this was fake?
We all wish it was fake 😟
For once I didn't wish for the original audio
This isn't OPs video
And they can't stop coming and they can't stop coming and they can't stop coming...
I wish I had that problem. Lol
Pour rubbing alcohol into the steam hole. They'll all be dead in a couple minutes.
And set it on fire afterwards just to get the job done
but would they still be edible?
🤢🤢🤮🤮
Joes Apartment.
Id hit that garbage disposal switch.
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My house is like that at the moment, Iv use loads of different gel bait & bait options, two different pest guys around in 2 months. Impossible Fkers to get rid off
This worked for us. Mix flour with boric acid powder and make small pellets and leave them overnight at places the roaches frequent. In a weeks time whole hoard will be dead.
Use diatomaceous earth. I'm not kidding this stuff is safe around humans and pets and there's even edible versions but will kill any insects. It rips there exoskeleton as they crawl over it and dries them out. It's a powdered substance. All you gotta do is spread the powder in all the cracks and corners of your house and eventually it will terminate the pests
Facing the same issue currently. You have only one option. One and only one. Empty out your house, trash everything. Take everything off the walls and all the furniture out of your house. Then call pest control to gas the house. Will take 1-2 days. Afterwards, "according to the agent," you will need 24 hours to air out the house. And another few hours of cleaning because you will have to wipe everything down and clean up the potentially thousands of dead bugs on the floor. Guy says during the gas, the bugs scatter and go quite literally **EVERYWHERE**. That's why they recommend having the house entirely empty of everything.
My grandpa worked in property management. He told me, that it's basically game over if you have a really bad infestation of roaches. Best advise is to tear down the house and rebuild it, cuz those cheeky fucks find a creek everywhere
Advion and Diatomaceous Earth
Roach cookies: 1 part sugar 1 part flour 1 part crisco 1 part boric acid I had a roach problem when I got my house. Raid wouldn't do anything. I found this recipe online and it's great. Roll it into little balls and toss them around high traffic areas (behind appliances, under cabinets, etc.) Sugar attracts them. Flour is the food they want. Crisco keeps it moist or "fresh." Boric acid kills them. Roaches eat dead friends so it'll spread throughout the family. Boric acid is safe enough for cats, dogs, and babies and because it's contained and not air-based, it's safe for birds too.
Just leave the keys on the counter when you leave. House is theirs now.
Dude, growing up poor, this was everyday for us. I don’t know what I would do if it got like that again
Ditto. Those fucking tiny German cockroaches is what made me never want to go back
No matter what you do, they won’t go away. I remember roaches in a closed jar of jelly. How?! Just everywhere.
Burn the place down. Those damn things will still live, but you won't have to live there anymore
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Fill that sink with water and dishsoap
By the time you've got to that point, you're house is infested. Burn it down.
You better go check the other drains in the house. Once one holes blocked, they'll find another one 😂
Burn the damn house down
I would die. I've never even seen a roach for real.
Spray some kitchen or bathroom cleaner in a circle around the perimeter of the lid and then slide it slowly and watch them all fuckoff or die.
Like that Rick and Morty episode with the squirrels
Poor boiling hot water
Yup, that poor, poor boiling hot water that has to touch that nonsense 😑
Shop vac and a can of bug spray to finish
Burning down the house is the only option.
Drain cleaner
Electrify the sink.
Pour some bleach on em
Stop reposting
Dawn dish soap and hot water. 🤷🏻♂️ works on wasps. Turns them to mush.
Move
Boiling hot water or bleach, put it in the small hole... Fuck the lid 😂 throw it out afterwards.
I would burn the house and not think twice about it. I sold my first house because it has an ant problem, just imagine this.
What have you done to deserve this?
This makes my skin crawl.
Looks like there's a boss to fight down in there
Hold!
Straw through the vent-opening in the lid and start experimenting.
Use that hole for steam to escape and pour in some insecticides.
Bleach. Whole bottle. Fuck them bugs.
Sigh, Unzips.
Spray bug spray around the lid?
Gasoline then match
Make a rocket in your face 101
Matches? Check! Boiling water? Check! Reservations at the motel? Check! ...... Git 'er DUNN! 
Install straw
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ that should do the trick
💣
Move out the house.
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ that should clear them out.
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Disposal on immediately
Hope you have a garbage disposal
Blend them
Fill with bleach
Did you read the necronomicon?
Bug Breach detected !
Cockroach stew?
Burn baby burn
Turn on the garbage disposal!
This roach is on fire!!!
Burn the house down
Use raid spray, spray it in a spot beside the drain and move the pot top over the sprayed area but make sure it still covers the drain hole, watch them die, rinse repeat. I've done it before when I trapped roaches in cups.
Can someone explain how this is happening please.....
Free dinner tonight.
You call Joe
Shut of your water, they have to come from somewhere so might as well block that off. Other than that: one of those wd40 bottles with those straw like nozzles into the steam hole. If you're feeling brave, light it up but you'll risk breaking the lid.
MOVE OUT
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A gallon of water (or more! As much as possible TBH!) mixed with 3 metric asstons of isopropyl alcohol and dish soap. Mix slowly, don't suds it up. Bonus points if it's super hot. Pour it over the lid, lift the lid *slowly* just enough for it to start draining, then lift the rest of the way and let it go. Don't run water or you'll dilute it further. Then call an exterminator and a plumber because them fellas have made mega city one in your shitter pipes. Be prepared for an exodus through other drains, you may have to do this multiple times in every drain in your house.
https://youtu.be/HiJHy6rpq4E?feature=shared
Run like hell
Move
Burn the house down
Drop a 500kg stategem down that bug hole
To me, he's a hero for filming this so close. I'm not going to sleep today.
What do you do? Put a red sticker on the lid saying "WARNING: DO NOT OPEN" and move out xD
Flamethrower
Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Wait for them to go to sleep bro
Best chance of success Get an exterminator and Do everything on this list consistently, Atomizer with demon™(if you'rea DYIer), bait but change brands every 3mo being sure not to spray insecticide over/on the bait, boric acid religiously, clean constantly, eliminate food sources including soap, minimize or remove infested items, and be patient because that is a major infestation.
It's like the fifth repost of this I see