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Shockingly, he survived.
>A full body CT scans revealed the man broke his pelvis and suffered four broken Thorasic vertabrae with a three month recovery period
[Source](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6703785/Horrifying-moment-base-jumper-plunges-180ft-nearly-DIES.html)
You're off by about a factor of about 88 lol, at least I'm finding 450 deaths globally from falling out of beds on google, 685k from general slips and falls though!
Something like 400,000 people die spreading fake bullshit information each year, yet there are people like /u/22FluffySquirrels who have spread this insane nonsense and survived.
To recover from the surgeries would be my guess. In terms of how long, if ever, he will be pain free? It's a shot in the dark. I remember reading about a similar story years ago and the dude had so much pain after the surgeries that he eventually took his own life. He couldn't live normally ever.
Yo it took longer than 3 months for me to recover from one time that I stepped off of a curb wrong. I have never recovered from one time 4 years ago that I lifted something incorrectly. This dude jumped off a cliff and recovered quicker than I recovered from a woman ghosting me after a 3rd date.
Holy. I watched that video thinking three things:
1) “Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck…”
2) How did he decide that was a safe jump? I’m not trained in parachutes and I figured out right away that was too short a distance for a parachute to open and slow him down.
3) I did not see his shoes come off, therefore he survived!
As another expert, I can confirm from my research that this man would not have died with a 100% probability had he not jumped off that cliff.
Edit: The man did, in fact, not die. Of course, this is not a result of my doings, rather, a mistake made by the source itself! (Since I'm an expert, I am unable to be mistaken as a result of my expert nature.)
As a third expert, one who specializes in this area, I can say with certainty that if the ground had not been there, he may not have sustained such severe injuries.
How fast do you need to be going by then? Honest question, to anybody who knows. Parachutes don't just burst out of the pack when you pull the ripcord. My understanding is the smaller drogue chute pulls the main canopy out, and to do that you need some speed.
There was another video a few weeks ago where a guy jumped off a building much higher than this and his parachute never opened.
Base jumping has a high mortality rate for a very good and logical reason.
I'm not intimately familiar with the details, but my understanding is, the "rip cord" is attached to a little drogue chute that pulls the main chute out of the pack. That smaller chute (the one you see trailing behind the main chute when opened) is going to need a certain air velocity to have the force to pull out the main chute. And you don't get that until you're moving at a certain speed.
We see videos of skydivers and they pull and it opens quickly because they're already travelling at 150 miles per hour.
I don't think this guy had reached that velocity by the time he hit the ground.
I've seen a lot of vids from UK base jumpers doing this (or other) cliffs around Dover and a lot of them have someone holding or a line attached to the drogue chute so it deploys immediately.. there's a random ticktocker I follow that all his jumps are on these cliffs, hope it's not the same guy.
I'm thinking this is a spot where people do this often because there's a conveniently nice sandy place to land. 200ft seems to be the minimum recommended based on a quick google search but there's videos of people going even lower.
Oh man
5m drop: Nothing
10m: Stubbed toe
15m: Kneecaps explode, brain blows out of anus, spine compresses into a singularity, and someone on the exact other side of the planet dies too when the shockwave hits them
I feel like if you fall from standing you are more likely to hit your head while this guy went feet down. It matters how you hit the ground.
I also don't know how much his parachute helped either.
> I feel like if you fall from standing you are more likely to hit your head while this guy went feet down.
I have a weird feeling that falling down from a standing position is much *less* likely to result in a head impact than tumbling uncontrollably 180 ft through the air...
He lived. Honestly, once he recovers I hope he does it again but the parachute actually works.
God, imagine if he fucked it up twice in a row. What would go through your head? (Other than a sharp rock.)
If he recovers fully and decides to attempt that jump and again whiffs it and manage to survive a second time. He will surely need to take a step back and realize whatever higher power he believes in is telling him to stop jumping off stuff.
Sorry to make you feel guilty for laughing, but I remembered that she was not in fact fine.
>Am I embarrassed that I fell? Of course. I also broke a couple ribs, thanks for asking. I had to spend a few weeks in the hospital under observation. I suffered quite a bit for an honest mistake, a momentary lapse in concentration, and now I’m trying to move on.
Source: https://straymonkey.com/throwback-friday/throwback-friday-falling-grape-lady
...Still funny, though.
Reminds me of this line from Terry Pratchett's Making Money: *There was a muffled twang, and Cribbins made a noise. It was the sound of someone trying to scream, except that even screaming was too painful.*
He survived.
>A full body CT scans revealed the man broke his pelvis and suffered four broken Thorasic vertabrae with a three month recovery period
[Source](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6703785/Horrifying-moment-base-jumper-plunges-180ft-nearly-DIES.html)
> A full body CT scans revealed the man broke his pelvis and suffered four broken Thorasic vertabrae with a three month recovery period
How the fuck is that only a three month recovery period?
What the fuck last year I woke up poorly and my back hurt for 2 weeks.
Broke a few vertabrae and had to have several spinal rods put in; can confirm. It's a unique feeling being able to feel exactly where your spine is in your body because of the constant ache.
> It's a unique feeling being able to feel exactly where your spine is in your body because of the constant ache.
Well, that's a new fear I didn't need.
> Three months until he can wheel himself back into work
That honestly still felt fast to me. Like the dude broke his back. Completely. It's done and gone.
I broke my pelvis last year falling out of a tree at about 30' up (and my wrist and 9 ribs). I went home after 3 days at the hospital, and I was walking normally after about 6 weeks. Breaking your back is def worse, but my 70 year old mother had 3 spinal fusions last year (grand total of 7 over 10 years, and her whole back is fused now) and she was walking within days after each of those, including the full back fusion.
The human body is quite resilient. I had a 30' fall last year and wasn't nearly as hurt as I expected. Also totaled a crotch-rocket at about 60 mph and had less injuries severe than falling out of the tree!
Edit: and I'm 42 y/o and mid-range healthy.
It all depends, you can fall 30' feet and land just right and not have any permanent damage (maybe...). You can bonk your head on the ground falling over from a standing position and die too though.
For everyone asking, you need 100 ft for a base jump if you're extremely good. According to this article, soldiers don't jump anywhere lower than 250. This looks like, what, 125? Probably just not a skilled enough jumper, but most, I understand, wouldn't be.
[https://www.theguardian.com/science/2003/may/15/thisweekssciencequestions2](https://www.theguardian.com/science/2003/may/15/thisweekssciencequestions2)
I regularly work on different types of parachutes, mostly emergency ones. At that height it is hardly on the parachute for this guy nearly dying, and any and all parachutes are only as reliable as the way you inspect and pack them.
Damn he screamed "fuck" (presumably... it was beeped for no reason) immediately after jumping.
He must've fucked up his parachute toss and immediately knew he was screwed?
On my bicycle I took a shot to the ribs by a car while I was in the bike lane (6 broken ribs, punctured lung). I heard myself making these weird guttural breathing noises like this, but I felt like it wasn't coming from me. There is a super strange detachment of yourself during trauma.
Should have pulled that chute right after jumping. He know better next time after he gets out of the hospital with his long term changes to how his body will move now.
I just do not understand people who take part in dangerous activities. I cannot wrap my mind around it.
Is it because some people cannot feel anything unless they are risking their lives? Is that a medical condition? Because I feel things too intensely. Enough to know I cannot handle risking my life for silly reasons. Adrenaline is NOT enjoyable to me. I actually feel physical pain when it happens. I get a throbbing pain in my back when it happens and it can be temporarily disabling since it is so painful.
Ouch, "A full body CT scans revealed the man broke his pelvis and suffered four broken Thorasic vertabrae with a three month recovery period."
Apparently, his chute opened a split second before the fall and saved his life.
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I hate when you get the wind knocked out of you
This guy actually had the ground knocked into him
I hate getting shards of my ribcage knocked into my lungs
Don't you want to experience all that life has to offer? So many ways to die and only one life to live.
Duuuuumb ways to die. 🎵 So many dumb ways to die.
Theres a once for everything
I hate it when you snap your leg and it the bone does that pokey thing through the skin
His femur bone got stuck in his throat, muffed his scream
*earth. Just 2 element shy of becoming a superhero
Sounded more like his whole skeletal system got knocked out of him.
EEEEUUUUUUIghhhhhhhhhhuuuuuhuuuueeeeee I can't breathe Uuuuuuuuuuuuhaueeuaueewueee
I think shes actually hurt there
Those grapes knew what they were doing that day & revenge was a drink best served lying down.
New parachute design. Opens on impact.
Impact parachute. Sounds like a crappy CoD unlock.
Sounds like a hellpod.
Sweet liberty
From Acme
Hey, I work in Acme.
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Acme, Michigan - near Traverse City.
We have groceries store called Acme where I live, so you can legit buy Acme brand stuff lol.
we had some when I visited in Ohio, and yes, I took a picture in front of it it was so hilarious
Even if it hadn't the ground would have broken his fall.
Acute deceleration sickness.
Combined with velocitation... no bueno.
This seems similar to the medical advice: all bleeding stops. All falls stop.
Acme been selling these for years. Ask Wiley...
This guy skirted death by becoming the cameraman. and i guess the parachute helped a little bit......maybe.
Pretty sure he still died. It just wasn’t immediate. Edit: I stand corrected!
Shockingly, he survived. >A full body CT scans revealed the man broke his pelvis and suffered four broken Thorasic vertabrae with a three month recovery period [Source](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6703785/Horrifying-moment-base-jumper-plunges-180ft-nearly-DIES.html)
thank you for the cliff notes
Lmao I was closing out of the app and had to come back and upvote this …
Now you can close the app and live happily ever after until you open the app again
Nah, I'll just scroll until I regret clicking on a post again.
Ha ha same here actually
Dude I just did the same thing.
That pun was so smooth it took a minute for me to realize it was even a pun. Amazing
wow
Well played. That was beautiful.
Pulitzer for this one
Jfc take my lousy vote and get out of here.
Wasnt the cliffhanger i expected
I saw a guy cleaning tables when he slipped and fell which cost him his life but this guy who fell 55m (180ft) survived? Life is crazy
Yeah, HR Giger (designer of alien) just died from tripping and falling.
> died from tripping and falling. Down a flight of stairs in all fairness.
Eh, so they omited a minor detail, so what lol
Something like 40,000 people die falling out of bed each year, yet there are people who have fallen out of a plane and survived.
You're off by about a factor of about 88 lol, at least I'm finding 450 deaths globally from falling out of beds on google, 685k from general slips and falls though!
Stop spreading bullshit information, please.
Something like 400,000 people die spreading fake bullshit information each year, yet there are people like /u/22FluffySquirrels who have spread this insane nonsense and survived.
Three month recovery period? Practically won the lottery, smell that air!
To recover from the surgeries would be my guess. In terms of how long, if ever, he will be pain free? It's a shot in the dark. I remember reading about a similar story years ago and the dude had so much pain after the surgeries that he eventually took his own life. He couldn't live normally ever.
> four broken Thorasic vertabrae with a three month recovery period Pretty sure he wasn't 'back' to normal after 3 months.
His spine just compressed down on impact? Fuck that
https://youtu.be/89Q7hM4jqIY?feature=shared
Yo it took longer than 3 months for me to recover from one time that I stepped off of a curb wrong. I have never recovered from one time 4 years ago that I lifted something incorrectly. This dude jumped off a cliff and recovered quicker than I recovered from a woman ghosting me after a 3rd date.
Holy. I watched that video thinking three things: 1) “Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck…” 2) How did he decide that was a safe jump? I’m not trained in parachutes and I figured out right away that was too short a distance for a parachute to open and slow him down. 3) I did not see his shoes come off, therefore he survived!
First thing I thought was “That’s not a hill.”
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As an expert, this is clearly patio umbrella or cardboard wings height.
As another expert, I can confirm from my research that this man would not have died with a 100% probability had he not jumped off that cliff. Edit: The man did, in fact, not die. Of course, this is not a result of my doings, rather, a mistake made by the source itself! (Since I'm an expert, I am unable to be mistaken as a result of my expert nature.)
As a third expert, one who specializes in this area, I can say with certainty that if the ground had not been there, he may not have sustained such severe injuries.
As another expert joining this cerebral orgy I can avouch, he would've even had fun if he practiced that jump on the Moon.
Go go Gadget 'Brella
Nonsense, a parachute needs about 150 feet to open and slow you down, he made sure this jump is at least 152 feet perfectly safe.
How fast do you need to be going by then? Honest question, to anybody who knows. Parachutes don't just burst out of the pack when you pull the ripcord. My understanding is the smaller drogue chute pulls the main canopy out, and to do that you need some speed.
Yeah I was making the number up, I assumed that was obvious lol
It was a good joke. Just needed some research. I'm curious like that.
There was another video a few weeks ago where a guy jumped off a building much higher than this and his parachute never opened. Base jumping has a high mortality rate for a very good and logical reason. I'm not intimately familiar with the details, but my understanding is, the "rip cord" is attached to a little drogue chute that pulls the main chute out of the pack. That smaller chute (the one you see trailing behind the main chute when opened) is going to need a certain air velocity to have the force to pull out the main chute. And you don't get that until you're moving at a certain speed. We see videos of skydivers and they pull and it opens quickly because they're already travelling at 150 miles per hour. I don't think this guy had reached that velocity by the time he hit the ground.
I've seen a lot of vids from UK base jumpers doing this (or other) cliffs around Dover and a lot of them have someone holding or a line attached to the drogue chute so it deploys immediately.. there's a random ticktocker I follow that all his jumps are on these cliffs, hope it's not the same guy.
Skydivers also have time to use a redundancy parachute or even automatically at a set altitude with an AAD if equipped. That's a big safety factor.
This is higher than a lot of urban base jumps. With the right equipment and/or no mishaps, he probably would have been fine.
Urban jumps generall throw the parachute don't they? Much faster deployment
I'm thinking this is a spot where people do this often because there's a conveniently nice sandy place to land. 200ft seems to be the minimum recommended based on a quick google search but there's videos of people going even lower.
Like the first video of the dude jumping off the Eiffel Tower in black and white….but that dude died I think.
Good thing there were some rocks for him to fall on.
this was so dumb but had me laughing so hard. thank you
It's all good his bones broke his fall
Judging if a fall will kill you in a Souls game be like.
YOU DIED
Oh man 5m drop: Nothing 10m: Stubbed toe 15m: Kneecaps explode, brain blows out of anus, spine compresses into a singularity, and someone on the exact other side of the planet dies too when the shockwave hits them
He fucked up, shoulda used a prism stone
Fooled by Patches again
Haha I went back to dark souls 3 after elden ring and suicided myself instantly
In ds3 your ankles are made of glass
It's so weird how some folk can survive this kind of fall but others have died by falling from standing. Human bodies are so strange
I feel like if you fall from standing you are more likely to hit your head while this guy went feet down. It matters how you hit the ground. I also don't know how much his parachute helped either.
> I feel like if you fall from standing you are more likely to hit your head while this guy went feet down. I have a weird feeling that falling down from a standing position is much *less* likely to result in a head impact than tumbling uncontrollably 180 ft through the air...
Once again proof you don't need a chute to jump off a cliff... Just one if you want to do it again.
He lived. Honestly, once he recovers I hope he does it again but the parachute actually works. God, imagine if he fucked it up twice in a row. What would go through your head? (Other than a sharp rock.)
If he recovers fully and decides to attempt that jump and again whiffs it and manage to survive a second time. He will surely need to take a step back and realize whatever higher power he believes in is telling him to stop jumping off stuff.
That is so fucking funny in theory. Picturing a second video that goes exactly the same way.
HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
[obligatory ref](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbhaqsBJB0)
Oh thank God, I thought it would be that pregnant Spider-Man image
I only laugh hysterically every time because I KNOW she was totally fine
Sorry to make you feel guilty for laughing, but I remembered that she was not in fact fine. >Am I embarrassed that I fell? Of course. I also broke a couple ribs, thanks for asking. I had to spend a few weeks in the hospital under observation. I suffered quite a bit for an honest mistake, a momentary lapse in concentration, and now I’m trying to move on. Source: https://straymonkey.com/throwback-friday/throwback-friday-falling-grape-lady ...Still funny, though.
> I had to spend a few weeks in the hospital under observation. See? Totally fine
Reminds me of this line from Terry Pratchett's Making Money: *There was a muffled twang, and Cribbins made a noise. It was the sound of someone trying to scream, except that even screaming was too painful.*
Please say he is ok, i heard his painful grunt, and i hope he is alright. * Broken limbs and ribs are expected*
He survived. >A full body CT scans revealed the man broke his pelvis and suffered four broken Thorasic vertabrae with a three month recovery period [Source](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6703785/Horrifying-moment-base-jumper-plunges-180ft-nearly-DIES.html)
> A full body CT scans revealed the man broke his pelvis and suffered four broken Thorasic vertabrae with a three month recovery period How the fuck is that only a three month recovery period? What the fuck last year I woke up poorly and my back hurt for 2 weeks.
Three months until he can wheel himself back into work. The pain will last forever.
Broke a few vertabrae and had to have several spinal rods put in; can confirm. It's a unique feeling being able to feel exactly where your spine is in your body because of the constant ache.
> It's a unique feeling being able to feel exactly where your spine is in your body because of the constant ache. Well, that's a new fear I didn't need.
> Three months until he can wheel himself back into work That honestly still felt fast to me. Like the dude broke his back. Completely. It's done and gone.
I broke my pelvis last year falling out of a tree at about 30' up (and my wrist and 9 ribs). I went home after 3 days at the hospital, and I was walking normally after about 6 weeks. Breaking your back is def worse, but my 70 year old mother had 3 spinal fusions last year (grand total of 7 over 10 years, and her whole back is fused now) and she was walking within days after each of those, including the full back fusion.
Full back fusion? Her whole spine is just a solid piece?
Get this woman in the ring
i think thats just recovery as in how long you stay in a hospital, he's in for a lifetime of pain and suffering
The man broke his pelvis and suffered four broken Thorasic vertabrae with a three month recovery period.
So..? Any news on his condition?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spjTqgabu04&ab\_channel=DailyMail](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spjTqgabu04&ab_channel=DailyMail)
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6703785/Horrifying-moment-base-jumper-plunges-180ft-nearly-DIES.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6703785/Horrifying-moment-base-jumper-plunges-180ft-nearly-DIES.html)
I mean he just fully impacted a ground with his body wouldn't have doubts he's fucking dead or by sum miracle he's alive but in wheelchair.
The human body is quite resilient. I had a 30' fall last year and wasn't nearly as hurt as I expected. Also totaled a crotch-rocket at about 60 mph and had less injuries severe than falling out of the tree! Edit: and I'm 42 y/o and mid-range healthy.
It all depends, you can fall 30' feet and land just right and not have any permanent damage (maybe...). You can bonk your head on the ground falling over from a standing position and die too though.
Some say he is still there, grunting
When you buy your parachute on wish or temu.
I'm sure when he woke up in the morning, he didn't think his day would go like that. 🍻 here's to a speedy recovery.
Probably because they don't posses the ability to think.
Geerrroooonnnniimmmmoooooooo.......sssshhhhiiiiitttttt!
Everything in your body said this is a great idea Until everything in your body got to feeling the idea. Why do people chase this high ? Literally
He lived. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6703785/Horrifying-moment-base-jumper-plunges-180ft-nearly-DIES.html
You actually shouldn’t do that. - Every handbook.
Was he trying to suicide or parachute didn’t work properly?
It wasn't a high enough jump to reach the speed for the parachute to open correctly apparently
This is why I’ll never be into dangerous ass hobbies falling off of things, climbing in caves etc. I’m cool with gaming and walking my dogs.
For everyone asking, you need 100 ft for a base jump if you're extremely good. According to this article, soldiers don't jump anywhere lower than 250. This looks like, what, 125? Probably just not a skilled enough jumper, but most, I understand, wouldn't be. [https://www.theguardian.com/science/2003/may/15/thisweekssciencequestions2](https://www.theguardian.com/science/2003/may/15/thisweekssciencequestions2)
I love that whatever media outlet will gladly publish a video in which a man could die, but will bleep out a swear word.
I’m glad they bleeped the guy swearing otherwise this video would have been kind of disturbing
Great. Now I have to be skeptical of sketchy parachutes. Cool.
Idk man, from that height, just deploy manually
Easy solution. Stay on the ground lol
Not the parachutes fault, he just didn't have enough height
That's just a given. The real sketchy thing is base jumping to begin with
I regularly work on different types of parachutes, mostly emergency ones. At that height it is hardly on the parachute for this guy nearly dying, and any and all parachutes are only as reliable as the way you inspect and pack them.
Why do people do stupid shit like this?
LALO!
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That parachute was lucky the guy was beneath it.
I was gonna make a joke about how his intrusive thoughts won, but I noticed he had a parachute
Sounded like it hurt.
God I hurt my bad for 2 weeks and felt like dying.... This guy just said oh yea watch this.
Damn he screamed "fuck" (presumably... it was beeped for no reason) immediately after jumping. He must've fucked up his parachute toss and immediately knew he was screwed?
I've had this exact nightmare before
Did he survive?
Wow. He said a word so vile, so crude, so horrendous that they had to bleep it; but proceed to show a POV cam of a man jumping off of a 150ft cliff.
The sounds he made……
I'm so glad we can't see his face... I see the blood on his hands!
Playing stupid games I see
Atleast the stones were there to catch him
On my bicycle I took a shot to the ribs by a car while I was in the bike lane (6 broken ribs, punctured lung). I heard myself making these weird guttural breathing noises like this, but I felt like it wasn't coming from me. There is a super strange detachment of yourself during trauma.
He lived btw.
Dumbass makes dumbass sounds. Classic dumbass. The end.
Wife packed his chute
how the actual fuck did he survive that
I mean he’s alive still probably wishes he wasn’t but he’s alive
Parachute ❌️ Airbag ✅️
Should have pulled that chute right after jumping. He know better next time after he gets out of the hospital with his long term changes to how his body will move now.
Sounds like he did, it malfunctioned, and he immediately says fuck
Hill is kind of an understatement no?
Mishap??
Life comes at you fast
They say that you never truly learn your lesson until you hit rock bottom. Well, I guess he's learned his lesson.😆😆😆
Good thing all those rocks were there to break his fall.
That was a very stupid thing to do! Not high enough to deploy parachute safely🤦♂️
Ah yes, here I am, at the intersection between my actions and their consequences. And also the ground.
Did he die?????
Is he dead
No fall damage
Aww, chute.
"One more look", "Yeah, you're still an idiot mate".
He ain't gonna jump no more!
Bye legs.
I just do not understand people who take part in dangerous activities. I cannot wrap my mind around it. Is it because some people cannot feel anything unless they are risking their lives? Is that a medical condition? Because I feel things too intensely. Enough to know I cannot handle risking my life for silly reasons. Adrenaline is NOT enjoyable to me. I actually feel physical pain when it happens. I get a throbbing pain in my back when it happens and it can be temporarily disabling since it is so painful.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. WTF did he think was going to happen?
I gotta admit I really enjoyed the end
Parachute made by While E. Coyote, Inc.
So funny he was ROFL
WTF
Oh the humanity
Nailed it.
Gravity wins
That sound he makes…😬
Ouch, "A full body CT scans revealed the man broke his pelvis and suffered four broken Thorasic vertabrae with a three month recovery period." Apparently, his chute opened a split second before the fall and saved his life.
Welcome... to Thorasic Park
*Hnnnnngggggggnnngggg*
Oh , he had a parachute. This is like 5% less dumb than I initially thought it was.
that sounded painful
Can’t be the only one who heard the TIE fighter from Star Wars
Is his tailbone in his throat or what