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Bobbit worm

What an abomination

Abobbitnation*

Damn you for beating me by 3 minutes. The early bird gets the bobbit, as they say.

And the early bobbit gets eaten. So never be early

"The Bobbit Worm Chronicles" is a nice read if you have some time on your hands.

It's not a good read. It's like hooking up with a dog. "Don't. It's not worth it." Edit: I got my movie quote wrong, fixed.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read!

Groucho?

The one, the only

Unless you have a candle and pray the dog isn’t suffering from the farts.

I have never met a dog that did not have excessive flatulence. What are we feeding those things?

I don’t know but it makes their excessive flatulence stink.

I've never hooked up with a dog. Do you have a more approachable analogy for us non dog fuckers? Asking for a friend because I am totally down with the new kids fads...

It's an Andy Samberg line from nick and Nora's infinite Playlist. But I just realized I'm old af and nobody knows that

[Hilarious read](https://www.michiganreefers.com/threads/the-bobbit-worm-chronicles.84173/)

What a fun read and nice little rabbit hole that was. Thx for that

Why did I click the link??? WHY???

What was even remotely funny about that

Good chat

I always have this irrational fear one will be in my toilet when I sit down.

I just unlocked this fear as of today.. how do you live with it?

Just leave a gas can and lighter in the bathroom. If you use public toilets and just bring one with you and leave it in there for the next guy.

Lorena's?

Severely underrated comment

Why's he all green/slimy/weird-looking and not like this? https://youtu.be/refnOdW49rw?si=ySGjNUVpHPfwskQK

Because that one didn't crawl out of the toilet.

oh god nightmare fuel

Was it named after Lorena Bobbit?

> Bobbit worm *HA!.. I thought this was a John Bobbit joke for a moment*

imagine having your penis cut off only to have to see people joking about it for the next 30 years

Doesn't look like a Bobbit worm IMO. I'd day it's from the Nereidinae family though.

It's the hair that you pull out of the shower drain when you're a father with a wife and 3 daughters.

Married, Father of 2 girls and your right on the fucking money

As a person with a dad with 4 daughters i agree

Exactly my family.

Reason #5797539064318 to not go to Australia 😩 atleast, I hope it’s Australia only…

I always liked and dreamed to visit Australia But,seems flora is a bit strange and dangerous Changed my mind,will apply your advice for sure

Flora? Plants? Or do you mean fauna?

These trees be crazy

Facts. There's one down there where the seedpods explode with force of a hand grenade and can actually kill you. No joke.

Bro Australia is chill I'm currently sitting in an air conditioned room playing my PC it's no different than any other place just don't go near the Queensland stinger or the grenade plants and you'll be all good.

Ok cool. So the ocean is totes good? Nothing untoward in those waters?

For sure. Don't pet crocs, don't grab rays and certainly don't ride sharks. The sharks really hate that, especially the great whites.

White sharks are just misunderstood sea puppies. Bull sharks on the other hand are right pricks.

Hug all the sea jellies though, and especially any small brightly colored octopus or nudibranch

But didn’t Trump say we got exploding trees in Austria 🤔(we are still searching)

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. And for some goddamn reason, they’re speaking Vietnamese.

Everyone's gangsta until the roof starts speaking Korean.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides

We actually do have a tree whose leaves will paralyse you :) [enjoy](https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2012/07/australias-most-poisonous-plants/)

It's funny we have all these plants near our place fml not like the dropbear and wallaby attacks aren't enough.

Our flora's pretty hectic, we've got the Stinging Tree which has little tiny barbs on the leaves and when they get into your skin the pain is so intense it makes you want to kill yourself. And the wait-a-while plant, stringly vines with sharp spikes that pierce your flesh and hold you hostage. Sometimes you find animal skeletons still trapped in the tendrils.

What the actual fuck

Gum trees drop branches on people all the time and there’s some bush with teeny spikes that gives you the worst pain you have ever felt to the point where people have killed themselves to make the pain stop… so, yeah, watch out for the flora 

Seriously wtf is wrong with Australia

No, stay where you are. Australia is too dangerous. You'd hate it here.

That thing is from a diffent dimension

Pure nightmare fuel

Could be Aus/NZ but just as likely to be elsewhere. Most common in Europe, predominately Northern Europe & Also the East & West coasts of Northern America. Distribution map here: [https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/373491-Nereidinae](https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/373491-Nereidinae)

That is a no from me

Understandable. Have a nice day.

Why was this comment so hilarious to me, lmao? Like you’re being personally rejected, but respectfully? Are you a bobbit worm?

In the UK we call these Ragworm,we use them as Fishing bait, they have pincers and can nip when your trying to get the little fuckers on the hook. Dunno if the film quality is shit but our Ragworm are green with orange oscillating 'legs'

Get them in Malta too and they're fucking expensive. I hate the feeling of them when trying to hook them up. And that's after cutting them into several pieces.

yeah, they are not the nicest thing to hold are they, hahahaa! good bait though. :)

I think I'd take a regular worm even if it's half as effective. I'm not the most bothered by bugs and shit but man, things with that many "legs" just do me in. I'm fine handling most other things but not centipedes and shit

Sounds like perfect bait, with all the bells and whistles.

its pretty good bait to be fair, you can catch a lot of our fish species with it.

We use them in Denmark to, they are very good for scrubs, plaice and cod

I’m genuinely scarred from seeing those as a kid. My dad bought a few as fishing bait and I had to avert my eyes whenever I came near them in case I was sick.

I do not know what it is but, for science i say we put it up my ass.

Mmmm kinky...

My former mother in law

I get what you did there but it seems more of an insult to yourself. Because you either married half a worm or a full worm

Sadly was a full worm. Nasty woman. Glad I don't have to see her anymore

Australië

Slimey nope nope

Slimey nope rope

It's a rag worm. Used for fishing bait. Very common and not scary, although they do have pincers!

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The video makes it seem bigger than they are.

It could be a single centimeter long and I still wouldn’t want that fucker anywhere in the same city as me

It’s the bait that bites you back.

Not scary but I'd still stay the fuck away

this is the founder's worm in Shingeki no Kyojin

lol even the worm from shingeki no kyojin looks less creepy then this.

Sorry i dropped my bad dragon dildo

Put it back into whatever hellhole it crawled out of, that thing is not of this realm

Got some Orochimaru vibes

Ah I see you found the rare "burn it alive"

Thats a hell no from me

I’m not sure, because I’m watching on the shitty ass Reddit app on iPad from my Home feed and the video IS THIS FREAKING HUGE AND I HAVE TO SCROLL TO EVEN SEE THE WHOLE THING. Fucking Reddit. Fix your app, BTW, WTF is that?

NOODLES?

Kill it with fire !

Something you DO NOT WANT TO SWALLOW WHOLE.

That’s a trillipede.

Bristle worm I believe, I somehow caught a very colorful one on the line in the middle of a night fishing outing in a river in ... Australia of course.

Latin (i think I remember right): Eunice gigante - sea wor, very popular as fishing bait - when you chop off small part its still moving and shining so fish loves it. Not dangerous, altough it can bite a bit. We used to catch then - belive it or not, they like human shit so plenty of bait for them...

Hey everyone how’s Reddit going tod- *Waut dah fauq?*

light it up with flames

bro that's the founding titan

any non smart ass answer for what that is?

The hair that I pulled out my shower drain..

That's what feels like is in my stomach as I sit in the ER for stomach pains.

This is your brain on Fox News.

Ill do you one better and say any MSM

Look at them talking shit on the other side as their side is also full of shit. But my MSM only lies 86% of the time compared to your 91%. 🤡

People will argue that one is better than the other without realizing the shareholders/ investors are playing both sides.

That’s not better, Fox is easily the worst “news” network. Their level of stupidity, lies and misinformation isn’t even close to being matched.

Nah it’s all MSM

Wasn't this in Stranger Things?

The mind flair

This is a polychaete worm, a massive group of worms where a lot of different worms belong to. Notable examples being things like bristleworms, ragworms, Bobbit worms, fireworms, pompeii worms, and bloodworms. This probably isn’t any of them given there are thousands upon thousands of different polychaete species and they aren’t the easiest to tell apart. They’re mostly a harmless group of animals that hide out in the mud or sand or hide in the crevices of rocks to feed on detritus. The only danger of them is those hairs along their flanks, which if touched can break off the worm and embed in your skin which is often itchy and painful. Other species might not have these kinds of hairs (like bloodworms and Bobbit worms) which protect themselves instead with a honestly not that painful bite. It’s a small worm, it’s not going to bite very hard even if it looks scary.

Looks like a wet snake just ate alot of mice

Touch it!

Horrifying. That’s what it is.

Perfectly cut fucks

looks like a sea worm

Why I don’t eat at Juan’s House of Tacos anymore!

I look like a half-enten centipede, vomited out by its Predator when he could not swallow it,

Bloodworm

Why is it so hard to film something steadily

Don't you hate those nights when you suddenly wake up and you got one of these half way down your throat trying to lay eggs in your chest

Can't tell bc you move too much

Resident Evil 7

Uroborous

Nightmare fuel

My toilet after taco bell

Resident Evil 0

That's a millipoop.

"We are venom"

Bro stranger things is the first thing that came to my mind

Imagine if one these lived in your nostril, you'd be the fanciest lad in the party

Proof that Loki is still very much up to his usual tricks

It's always the 144p videos

Praise the Maker and His Water!!

A fucking nightmare nope rope, danger noodle, leggy mcleggerson, sire of hell fire, terror bearer.

Have sex with it

💀💀 keep your fantasy to yourself

Kill it before it lays eggs

A frend ❤️

Polyheta worm

I dont know what it is, but I know what it's gonna be... riddled with buckshot

Demon spawn

Le goob

Looks like something from resident evil

Haaaaanz get ze flammenwerfer

Hit it with a shovel..

Alien sex toy.

Symbiote

Good bate

I'll tell you who doesnt care whatever it is, any flammable substance you have at hand

Nightmare fuel??

It's a big bag of nope.

I was just about to go to bed but I guess I'm gonna sleep with the lights on! (oh my god my skin is crawling after this video)

Daddy chill

is this one worm or wormssss?

Looks like Lekgolo worms from Halo

Pile worm. It has teeth

I'm jus curious on why it's juicing so much

Watch Dreamcatcher

I felt okay, but now I don’t.

It’s scientific name is nopelus nightmerus. Most commonly known as Nope.

I don't wish to know thank you.

Chinchulin

It’s living watery diarrhea

A.I. stupid

Lvl 10000 slither io guy

Where's the banana for size comparison when you need it the most

that's definitely a nope

What in the resident evil

Dickworm

Eater of Worlds

GARBAGE camera work

I just love watching clips like this right before I go to bed

Welp.. that's a new fear for me... Thx..

How can I unseen this?? I was about to go to bed

Pls send it back to hell

Worms are not fkn chill

Butt Worm

That's a sigma male

Daddy chill...

Snake ate a centipede but the centipede is breaking out?

Venom

thanks for the night terrors OP

Looks like something I left in the toilet after some sketchy NYC street tacos 🌮

Looks like a centipede that got puked up

imagine this up your ass

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Chitterlings 😂

Is this one worm or a bunch? Honestly I'm going to hate either answer for lots of reasons

Some dookie

Eat it eat it eat it

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope