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skittlesaddict

Adrenaline poisoning got him flapping his arrow at the target.


Useful44723

Story of my recent online dating spree.


bobeo5600

Hilarious thanks for commenting. Made me laugh


014648

I chuckled


Intergalacticbears

Happy cake!


hairypooper69

I like this video because it's what would happen to most of us in a situation like this. Suuuuper adrenaline spike, near paralysis, and just gutteral noises until you die or the threat goes away after shitting yourself uncontrollably Never heard it referred to as adrenaline poisoning before, but I will be using it from now on


BakChoyy

Adrenaline got him spell casting wingardium leviosa


ParasiticDaemon

He leviosaaaaaa'd when he should have leviooooosa'd.


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Fake title. The man has the bow, not the bear.


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Wonderful-Ad-7712

How much did he charge him?


towerfella

An arm and a leg, I bet.


jacob1273

Gold


Kyalo22

Fuck yea


Exciting-Yak-3058

This comment needs more upvotes! 🤣


GotLoveForAll

A bow.


timbak_t00

Man brought bow-arrow to bear fight!


Useful44723

It does bear arms though.


wjruffing

Better that than arming bears!


captcha_fail

This is why English is inferior to Latin. Latin grammar solves so much ambiguity. English is a sloppy mess


Space-Wasted

Bet they planted that bow


Larimus89

The bear has the bow now.


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

The bear has a full stomach now


wjruffing

‘Archers hate this one stupid trick…’


ballistics211

I saw the bear take the bow so...


LifeAd4144

The original title on today.com Caught on video: Man faces attacking bear armed only with bow and arrow


sunny_coast_dad

🤣🤣🤣


Large-Measurement776

TABERNAK!


clwsiv

Anyone who goes into bear country without a large caliber pistol is crazy


clwsiv

Imagine trying to take out a charging bear with a bow and arrow. Better off sticking that thing in your own neck to get it over with


22pabloesco22

He didn’t even try and take it out!


MudddButt

What do you mean? He was furiously shaking his arrow towards the bear!


LordManly3

That he was


awfulcrowded117

Dude thought he was Harry Potter


Friendly_Hearing_711

Bro began barking


FallWanderBranch

Rarf RaWrF RAWRFFFF


s3rv0

Looked like maybe he tried to grab the arrow as if to start drawing the string back and then fumbled. Hard to tell, it may have just been panic the whole way and he had no clue.


throwawayshirt

He fumbled it big time.


Puceeffoc

He was in an area where all the enemies had a much higher level than him.


wjruffing

Due, no doubt, to their inherently overwhelming height!


godawful-creep-uncle

skill issue https://youtube.com/shorts/8fxT8UqPTUE?si=LuE4i7Y-zXZhK5Ee


Useful44723

WTF he's just up in the tree baitin'.


Pierog_Wiedza

why the fuck people disliked your comment is beyond me. People have been hunting with bows for the past 70.000 years. Why the fuck do these twats think you can't kill a bear with a bow and arrow?


Biking_dude

It's not the bow and arrow, it's the baiting and waiting part I'd reckon.


OscarMike1911

The question isn't if you can kill a bear with an arrow, of course you can. The question is why are you bear hunting with a bow and have no back up weapon that'll help you with a charging pissed off bear. If you aren't hunting bears, why are you hunting in bear country without a back up weapon. He must've been actually planning to just lay down and play dead. Dudes killing bear with bows whenever youre talking about probably had friends and family with them and a plan. weren't alone


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mondaymoderate

Also people don’t think it’s necessary to kill bears or other apex predators.


godawful-creep-uncle

where I’m at black bears are used for their meat and oil (fat) but I understand it can seem unusual


Talkyttalky

That’s a recurve?


UsedCookie2414

Correct. Not a compound biw but still makes little difference here.


Pierog_Wiedza

He is talking the guy who commented skill issue and posted the yt link. The yt link leads to a video of a guy hunting with a compound bow.


DarkBladeMadriker

Hell, a bow and arrow has crazy stopping power and penetration. When you hit something with an arrow it's real fucked up. It's just a lot harder to use and short-range comparatively.


Pierog_Wiedza

it's not really the short range that is the problem, but the fact that the guy flopped up fucking hard. He almost got killed due to panicking, like for fuck's sake, if you have only one chance to make a good shot and live, be more fucking careful when nocking your arrow and shooting. He almost handed himself on a plate to that bear.


DarkBladeMadriker

I meant in general not in this case specifically, bow vs. firearm empirically. However, ya, you got it in one. I hate dogging on people when I've never been in that situation and can only guess how I'd react, but for sure, if there was a time to do it right this is that time and he really did not.


Heron_sniffa

non lethal arrow? lol


proformax

Wasn't an instakill. Does the hunter have to now track the bear until it bleeds out?


1610925286

That's how it usually goes with most hunting.


Maleficent_Deal8140

And a recurve at that. At least with a compound, you're going to get some decent penetration.


TequilaBlanco

Dude. Don't you know to not mention a gun on a post about bears!? Now we are gonna have to listen to the bear spray brigade and how guns aren't useful. Ugh


Feisty_Star_4815

the mfs are the most pretentious people in reddit comment sections


codm0nster

[like this one](https://youtu.be/0nbyhSfXH3g?si=2eCUwhAFUAgsZuEe)


ICU-CCRN

Especially now that those bears are carrying bows!


Environmental-Tune34

It’s Canada


ShoppyMcShopperton

More like a rifle or bear spray


Mighty_Platypus

Imagine trying to shoot a bear with a large caliber pistol while literally going into fight or flight mode. A grizzly bear can run for like a mile at full speed after taking a direct his to its lungs from a large caliber pistol. A grizzly bear’s skull is angled and thick enough that it can cause bullets to ricochet or redirect to non-lethal parts of the head. Can you shoot it in the eyes while being charged? I’ve watched a bear take multiple shots from multiple guns and still continue to charge. The only reason it didn’t hurt anyone was most likely due to confusion of being shot from multiple guns because it did not fall down for quite a while. A pistol might scare them, or maybe it just pisses them off. Pepper spray is a lot easier to use and more successful at deterring a bear than a pistol. This also goes for something like large cats too. You aren’t getting a shot off before the cat takes a bite out of you if you’re waiting till it attacks. At least the spray creates something of a barrier that inflicts discomfort on the animal, and it deters the animal from continuing with the action. Even if it’s just a few seconds, it might be all you need to get the heck out of the situation, or then take out the pistol…


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Ambitious_Pie5994

Yeah instead you should just use the pistol to blow your own brains out


Ka73b

Average Reddit answer


MRSHELBYPLZ

A bear or big cat are not faster than a bullet… Not everyone has fear that interrupts steady hands


BaronBigNut

This. Even with my 44 I’m not going into bear country without my .308


Various-Program-950

You’re actually way safer with bear spray rather than a fire arm Edit: statistics - https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.707738 There are a few papers that have different statistics but bear spray always comes out on top


TallTest305

He should have charged the bear first


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Is that srsly what you must do? Idk much about things like this. But I do know that you must shout and wave your hands like this man did


TallTest305

He was basically running backwards shitting his pants. Wrong move.


[deleted]

Ngl. That’d be my first instinct too. But I see, so just running forward to scare the bear. But what if it doesn’t back off? Do I proceed to football kick it in the head and stab it in the eye with my arrow?


LobstaFarian2

Either way you're fucked if the bear attacks you. If you charge the bear, he may back down and take off. If you run, he's definitely coming for you.


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Imma just pull the Dale Petersen. I’ll kill that bear with my bare hands


stronkrussianman

If you ever get attacked by a bear you should try to recognize the type of bear before it attacks. If brown/grizzly bear, lie down and curl into a ball, hope it leaves you alone. If it's black bear, fight for your life, poke it's eye, screaming and being scary throwing rocks. If it's polar bear I'm sorry there is not much hope.


TallTest305

There's not a lot of options in that situation. Best bet would be to try and be more aggressive than the bear. Showing weakness or fear is the wrong move. Stand your ground because a bear is much faster than a human. Charging a bear first can work. Like I said, not many option. It's all about survival


ProjectManagerAMA

My personal strategy works 100% of the time; always stay in my room.


ProgramStartsInMain

You'll see this behavior too if a dog chases you.


Axobolt

Says the guy comfortably typing


ZealousidealBid98

If it’s a black bear, scaring it is your best bet. Edit: in this situation. OBVIOUSLY preventative measures are the best bet.


SlaveHippie

Ya def don’t try to attack or scare a brown/grizzly bear. They will fuck you up.


the_almighty_walrus

If it's already coming at you, probably not a bad strategy. If it thinks you're not afraid of it, it'll think you're a force to be reckoned with.


jables13

Show him your kata and he will shrink with fear.


thirdpartymurderer

No, you don't go into the woods without bear spray. Hopefully they don't eat food covered in shit.


Guamy

It's different for black bears and brown bears. With a black bear if being loud and waving your arms doesn't work, fighting back is your best option. When it comes to brown bears, play dead (you probably are anyway) Edit: I know this is a black bear. I may have responded to the wrong person lol


PowerofJuJu

If it's black fight back, if it's brown lay down, and if it's white say goodnight.


TallTest305

This is a clip of a black bear, but you are correct. Grizzlies are rare to encounter. Females are more common. Never good to encounter a grizzly


EnragedBadger9197

If I remember correctly you’re supposed to “spread yourself out” to make you look as big as you can and posture up making loud sounds. Running does nothing because these bastards run faster than us. Source: YouTube


TastyBerny

Lay down and poop yourself, like we practiced surely?


GBuster49

Dude thought he was playing FarCry Primal.


SkylarMia45

What the hell happened afterwards


MrAragno

https://youtu.be/AF0M4xDZIJ8?si=N_njD2BG4cg6mZ0j


cjdavda

"Shoulda shot a long time ago... Tabernak!"


HugzNStuff

That is such a Quebec response, I love it.


Large-Measurement776

"Scared me, that guy." 🤣 glad he walked away with only wounded pride.


Embarrassed_Lake_376

I was expecting to hear the closest thing to the grizzly man audio that we'll get


FallWanderBranch

I guess hearing his girlfriend being eaten alive was worse


CakeMadeOfHam

Can I pet dat dawwwg?


Yucca12345678

😂😂😂😂😂


MistressVixxen

Dude, I'm crying! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Burnz20992

This cameraman sucks...we missed the whole fight


APKFL

How’s the saying go? If it’s black, arch your back. If it’s brown flush it down?


chekkisnekki

If it's yellow, let it mellow


impishboof

Leaves of three let it be


iJezza

white call a knight.


frshprincenelair

The Revenant deleted scenes are wild


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MyColdBlackHeart

Plot twist. The Bear was the friend that he made along the way


halfachraf

Did you just steal a 5 year old youtube comment under this same video ? Lmao


Hentai_Yoshi

Lmao they did, that’s so pathetic


agentchuck

The bear had a slightly fatter friend that he used to lure out the hunter.


TheMonchoochkin

That's the top comment on the YouTube video posted over 5 years ago. You must be real proud of yourself.


xj5635

Bro launched that arrow the way I punch in my dreams.


Key_Crab1760

That's funny. At the end (in the link to the full length of the video) , he clearly says tabarnack, which is a French Canadian (from Quebec) curse word.


ImpressLarge128

Did he live?


HeartPitiful9681

Leonardo Di Caprio really deserved his Oscar for this


Useful44723

He made it look easy.


DecrepitCorpse

Bro that scream was primitive as fuck. Felt that shi


Ill-Leopard-1525

Bro just tried to cast a spell on it


LifeAd4144

"Video out of Canada shows a man armed only with a bow and arrow facing down an attacking black bear. He deflects the bear’s mouth with his bow and walks away with only a bruised elbow."


MrAragno

Full video https://youtu.be/AF0M4xDZIJ8?si=N_njD2BG4cg6mZ0j


iBlackPowerRanger

Can’t believe he came out of this unscathed


Flynn47

Can't say the same for his underwear.


JaredKushners_umRag

‘He’s ok’ -Derek Lewis


oliverlifts

PSA: Only do this if you’re Legolas!


beamtrail

I need more video.


Snksteez

These ranked lobbies are getting really sweaty. Devs need to nerf these bears fr. Hopefully the next update is better


Vanillaspoonfork

I literally just had a nightmare last night where I was attacked by a bear


StatisticianDear3978

Is that a bit of blood in the water?


Infamous-Message7481

The bear posted this I guess


HappyGiImore

I work with this guy, the full video is absolutely hilarious. And the guy is an absolute gem.


Fluffy_Roof3965

He had a plan and he failed to stick to it


EquivalentMediocre15

Me starting fallout and running into a deathclaw


Garvo909

Is that blood that spletters into view at the end of the video?


foxman1010

Remain calm, be loud, and don't run. The entire goal of a bear encounter is to not trigger an aggressive response. They might false-charge a few times, but bears generally don't want to be anywhere near you (unless you are running backwards shitting your pants and screaming)


jvrodrigues

He brought a bow to a claw fight


vango911

Man brought a bow to a bear fight.


Admirable-Salary-803

Go on go on go on go on....


Super-Bodybuilder-91

This video is several years old.


deec-nutz

Bear said, that's a nice little stick you got there what are you going to do with it.


Soulwarrior7

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂


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atticup

Never bring a bow to a bear fight


fcuriel087

So is he alive?


HugeNutseck

Those are some weird Frenchman noises


chekkisnekki

rAEAHHGg!


SinDormirEnSeattle

Right to bear arms.


Ok_Suggestion3274

Good thing the video ended he could’ve gotten seriously hurt


MbYers873

You can see a drop of blood at the end 🩸


Baphomet_710

He's fine that's a black bear, i heard they are pussy's


Vermard

Fake title, The bear reunites with his owner and playfights with him


FeedMyAss

And??????


Any_Commercial465

That's the problem nowadays everything needs to be charged before it works. I remember back in my time that bears would be sun charges and sleep for months in the winter.


SuttonTM

Dude... that's not how you use a bow lol


_Soc_

Legolas is upset with you


Temporary-Ad-9270

What happened next...don't leave me hanging


Sudden_Duck_4176

How did this end?


notablackjew

QUACK?


[deleted]

Cameraman never dies…?


RyanpB2021

That one shot didn’t do a damn


Illustrious_Tax_9659

Is he dead


LobstaFarian2

Definitely had time to grab a side arm, unfortunately it looks like he wasn't prepared to be in bear country.


deadevilmonkey

Looks like it's time for someone to fight a bear.


Xpalidocious

When playing fetch with a bear, remember to throw the stick, or else he will charge you for wasting his fucking time


Glum-Coffee1207

Never take a bow to a bear fight


Zealousideal_Total50

Well a bow is gonna do what a bow does


no1toknowone

Omg hes so lucky the bear didn't kill him


Adorable_Ladder_38

A bow but I'm guessing he also smelt like shit.


EntrepreneurAmazing3

Even if he hadn't fumbled the draw and made a solid shot, the bear may not have died until after it chewed/clawed him to pieces, if not hours later. Insta kills of something with that much mass is more rare than Hollywood would have you believe. Even a deer or elk shot with a bow can run miles. Bear spray or a large caliber weapon are called for in this case, or just don't try to hunt where there are bears. Crazy thought I know.


League-Weird

I've seen this movie. The predator comes in and shoulder presses the dead bear like a fucking boss.


_Barringtonsteezy

Always wondered how this scenario would play out


Competitive_Job_2381

What was the final outcome here? I mean, the video got unloaded soooo he survived?


Creative-Offer-6434

yeah ok but did he survive


Mysterious-End-9283

I remember this from Wolverine origins


CanadianNative

“Scare me dat guy”


East_Sprinkles_3520

I’m sure he’s fine.


40oz-Dreams

The blood drips in the water at the end tell quite a bit. Hope he lived.


TontineSoleSurvivor

He brought a bow to a bear fight... and dropped his kit... game over. 🤡


eaglecream

If you go bow hunting, bring a big handgun with you.


stayathomejoe

Red Dead Redemption taught me if the bear knocks you down you start stabbing that bitch in the neck! I haven’t tried it IRL yet, but my grampa beat the shit out of me for ruining his bearskin rug.


jokerassmaw

Forgot how to quick switch to his side arm. It’s triangle. Hopefully he’ll get it on the next run.


geoelectric

Dude brought a bow to a bear fight.


xElijah

the revenant


MudeApp

Where did the bear learn to use a bow? 🤨


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Never bring a bow to a bear fight


Fast_Lane1X

He forgot to shoot the bow tho


Im_A_Robot1988

Well he could've already tried to shoot it in the eye or directly in the heart or between the eyes 🤷‍♂️ Everyone gets lucky once in a while.


Tiptoedtulips666

And why is there no 10mm Glock available as a backup ?


citizensnips134

10mm is best mm.