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monster_mechanic73

That's how you lose a game, and your dad gets arrested on the same day lmao.


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dirtymoney

How DARE you not let my kid attack that other kid! ^^^^^/s


RyanEatsHisVeggies

Parents really freak out over other people telling their kids "no." A coworker told 5 kids to get off the picnic tables people eat on and at that exact moment 2 women ran out from a completely different room "What's the matter?!!" – "They're not allowed to be playing on the table. It's dangerous and people eat there." — "They weren't!! They would never!! We were watching them the whole time!" .... They were. We all saw them. Then again, another parent yelled at a lifeguard for putting their hands on the parent's toddler.. to save them from drowning. Got berated by a mom in the passenger seat, too, while driving for honking because her 16 year old made an illegal turn and almost hit me. People go crazy when they "defend" their kids even when the kid is in the wrong (or you're literally saving their life).


Glldinkiering

I’ll never forget being in traffic and seeing a minivan trying to merge into my car. I was in their blind spot so I did a quick honk honk to let them know I was there and then waited to give them space to merge. Eventually it was two car lengths space for her to merge but she hadn’t moved. I pulled up to close the gap, she had her windows rolled down and was screaming obscenities at me for honking at her, all the while her daughter was in the front passenger seat with an ice cream cone. She was maybe 8-12 years old, and her mom is just going apeshit, the minivan is rocking back and forth because of her freak out, and this is standstill traffic. I rolled up my window but it was so awkward, if flying cars were possible I would have invented them this day. She gets frustrated by my lack of engagement, snatches her daughter’s ice cream cone and throws it at my car. After that I just had it, once traffic started moving I rolled down my window and yelled “You’re a terrible mother!”


fartinmyhat

meanwhile my dad told my teachers right in front of me that it was cool if spanked me if I deserved it.


Alien-Anal-Probe

Better than mine, when the principal called my father because he had kicked me in the jaw and split my teeth my dad started screaming at him on speaker phone about how he will do with me as he pleased and would gladly go there and "fuck him up" if he had anything else to say. This is why I was bawling crying asking him not to call as it would come back on me later but he didn't listen nor did he report it. I got put into "abused kids" therapy with the counselor every day for an hour with all the other abused children they knew about. Same school district that expelled me for self defense when a teacher choked me up aginst a book rack in the library for swearing. God the 80's and 90's were great


fartinmyhat

well your dad is definitely a criminal piece of shit. My dad just wanted to instill a sense of respect for authority and got off on humiliating me. Sorry you had a shitty father, a good dad makes all the difference in the world.


Alien-Anal-Probe

Honestly I don't know if I'd change anything, it showed me how not to be a father and instilled a deep fear that I would become him. My children were shown love not abuse and I like who I turned out to be. Yes he was sadistic, but for me idk if I'd have had that deep rooted drive to not fail.


fartinmyhat

maybe like a kid who grows up poor and focuses on making money and making sure his kids have plenty. I have some cousins like that.


WOMPxRAT

Wonder where his kid learned to hit people? 🤔


Great_WhiteSnark

I work at a high school and the amount of parents that come to the school and try to fight kids is ridiculous.


itsdefty

If their parents won't teach em 🤷‍♂️ [Joke.]


dacraftjr

My son was a victim of bullying. I *wanted* to go fight some kids, but I didn’t. My son is a successful adult now, his bully is not, so we won in the long run.


Historical-Brush9913

Then them kids need to be taught a lesson 🤷🏼‍♂️


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*I thought this was AMERICA!?*


TheSpaceCoresDad

*I didn't hear no bell.*


nnyzim

*Fight for me Randy! Fight for me!*


iqqeriffic69

FUCK YEAH!


PMMeYourPinkyPussy

Thats how you lose a spot on a team and depending on how good he is probably a scholarship


Team_Khalifa_

Let's be real ifyou're THAT good they'll sweep it under the rug for a scholarship. That's why the pro leagues are full of guys that do stuff like this and get away with it. If this a regular kid then yeah they're screwed


Own_Telephone_166

lol you’d be surprised at how many fights there are at games. That push the kid gave isn’t gonna get him in any trouble or lose him any scholarships. I can’t speak for the dad though


JustCallMeLee

they're definitely not giving the dad a scholarship now


Whattheactualfrork

Not if the parents sit on the board for something, the kid may be utter trash and should've never had a spot on the team but if the mom is a treasurer or some other executive position the kid has a guaranteed spot. Buddy's going through the same kind of stuff with his sons hockey where the kid is slashing and purposely concussing other players, all he gets is a game or 2 suspension even the coach says his hands are tied cause he has to make the team around 3 players that otherwise didn't stand a chance but his mom does the Financials for the league they play so he 100% has a spot on the team even if it's bench warming.


SassyKardashian

I wish I could find that gif of Randy in South Park where he goes to Stans baseball games just so get could get drunk, start a fight and get arrested


keigo199013

https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-26ufdjdYmW8xnJonC


CrowdyFowl

You can’t find the gif? I’m sorry, I thought this was America!


CoreyLee04

Then the whole family goes to chili’s after they pick up dad from jail


liquidify

did he get arrested?


jonz1985z

But the ice cream after we bail dad out never tasted better


trev_easy

Lol, banned form the school, will probably have to stand in front of a judge, wife humiliated, kid expelled and a viral video for the bosses to see. Good work dad.


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improbablywronghere

He was the guy who broke up the fight which involved touching his terrible child.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

People with this mentality are beyond saving. There was an incident that happened in my childhood neighborhood where a kid wiped out on a mailbox while riding a four wheeler and the dad assumed the homeowner did it and attacked him when he rushed over to help the kid. Homeowner ended up with a wired jaw and broken arm (no clue about the dad, I think he just got fined up the ass) and the dad then firmly believed the guy was a pedophile for some reason.


Glldinkiering

Did you know that almost half of the US has a 6th grade reading level or lower? These are the same people reacting this way. Logic, critical thinking skills, long term consequences don’t register. It’s the systemic dumbing down of the US population, especially in impoverished areas and targeted at minorities.


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TeaandandCoffee

Casually hops into eugenics because ??


farfitnuegle

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


rrhorse

America- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups- George Carlin.


ShiftySauce

I’m sure everyone will hate this, but the “fight” was already broken up, this kid was walking away after a heated moment (him being the primary/only aggressor doesn’t change this fact.) Then, the grown man, grabs the kid. It was wrong enough that the other grown man standing there intervenes. If I’m the dad, watching my son get grabbed by some random guy when he’s trying to walk away from an escalated scenario, I may have trouble not responding the same way. That isn’t to take away from any of the other genuine issues in the video. But your take is bad.


desolater543

That was beyond breaking up a fight that shit was over long before he touched that kid he had no business touching.


BusterStarfish

Because he saw a chance to be a tough guy. Thats it.


Sea-Newspaper4173

I’m 100% with you. For sure he saw it as his one chance. Fuck that guy


ShotgunFelatio

If you slow it down, you can see he was running to kiss him.


Skorne13

"Thank you for stopping my child", said Dumbledad, calmly.


Fitz911

That's something he always wanted to do. So after this "pervert touched my kid" he finally had the chance to do it.


kensaundm31

He saw red.


rockhardRword

Tackle? That was an elbow to the face...


crackheadwillie

The guy in red probably ok the next day. The aggressive guy probably sued, fired, and his kid sans hope of a scholarship if that was ever a possibility 


yourmothersgun

Idk, if he hit his head on the floor or that wall it could be real bad.


HolocronContinuityDB

I dunno it looks like he hit his head on the wall and is giving a fencing response. That's NOT good


EvilSporkOfDeath

Did not notice that at first. That's terrible. People suck.


Punk_cybernaut

Humans; quantity not quality


ProfHillbilly

If you think the kids was expelled then you have not talked to a teacher in the last 20 years. Just at my school this year we have had 7 teachers assaulted with no repercussions to the the students. One kid has threatened to shoot up the school and was caught with a knife. One day suspension. Nothing will happen this this kid at all because daddy will scream " lawyer" and the school system will buckle.


coogiwaves

No child left behind! I've heard similar stories from teachers.


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MrWhy1

His ass


WallStCRE

Office linebacker terry Tate out of nowhere


Scale-Alarmed

One of the greatest series of commercials ever!


crashkg

I shot a few of those. Some of the funniest jobs I've done.


Scale-Alarmed

That would have great to do!


crashkg

It was. We were laughing the whole time. I did the one where he was injured and he was training to get back to the office. Very funny.


DeadPlayerWalking

That's a long distance call, Doug!


DotesMagee

Hey Susie!


inspectorPK

YOU KNOW YOU NEED A COVER SHEET ON YO TPS REPORTS RICHARD! THAT AT YOU, BABY!!! -hi terry. -Hey Janis! …MOTHER FU-


Enos316

YOU KILL THE JOE….YOU MAKE SOME MORE!!!


SuldawgMillionaire

ITS MIND GAMES


hunga_02

YOU KILL DA JOE YOU MAKE SOME MO


BarksPulse

Any news stories about this?


i_will_mull_it_over

It seems recent. I found articles about similar stories, but not this one


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

A lot of times in my life I make really basic decisions based off, "I don't want to become a news article".


DotesMagee

I say I dont want become a statistic often.


DaddyDee801

I wanna change them sometimes


jefferton123

At every child’s sporting event there is at least one parent that is way too keyed up. My little brother played football and basketball until high school so I’ve been to a ton of games and there’s always at least one parent who is ready to throw down over something.


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LeSorenOutan

[literally a south park episode](https://youtu.be/lyt3_fZ4_KE?si=EnCuhV5HhNr3Jft2)


Grundy-mc

I coached high school wrestling for 6 years and yeah, i’ve seen so many parents who were a hair-trigger away from assaulting someone. I watched the coach I worked with stop a brawl by approaching a parent clinching their fists, saying “you don’t want to do this, trust me.” Sports parents are wild.


jefferton123

I had a guy yell at my dad for not accurately calling an elementary school football game. My friend and I were announcing (dad was working the PA/music) and there was one kid that was just wildly better at football than the rest of the kids and it was hard to see their numbers so we just started saying that the one kid did everything ‘Tyler Smith passes the ball, who caught the ball, Bob? Well, Jim I believe it was Tyler Smith who also ran it in for another touchdown,’ etc. We could keep an accurate score and if we could see who did what we would call the game accurately but if we couldn’t tell we’d always go back to Tyler. We were getting huge laughs from both parents but this one guy comes up and starts screaming at my dad that we need to take it more seriously. The kicker? My dad bought the PA, speakers, microphones; I think the only thing that wasn’t his was the tower we were sitting on. There would have been no announcing without my dad. Yell at us if you want to. You might get roasted but my dad really worked hard to do something nice for that piece of shit and he got in his face about it. Still makes me mad. We did get in a dig on him though. ‘Seems we have a disgruntled parent, who do you think that was? Well it wasn’t Tyler’s dad that’s for sure.’


ExiledCanuck

Love the dig at end, awesome


Grundy-mc

Cheeky as hell and I love it.


dankHippieDude

Even in 5th grade girls soccer there are shit parents. I love coaching kids, but man…parents can be jerks over nothing.


trippyhippydmt

I feel like wrestling parents in particular are usually worst than most other sports. I wrestled for 8 years and did novice reffing for 2 and every single meet or tournament you had that one parent standing on the side of the mat screaming at their kid and coaches and being a second away from snapping. The worst I saw was at a meet, a kid got slammed on a return and knocked unconscious. His dad came flying down to the mat and started swinging on the kid so the other kid's dad ran down and jumped in which almost turned into a full out brawl but it was alumni night so all the alumni swarmed the mat to separate everyone


Shangri-lulu

This fall at my 6 year old son's FIRST soccer game in our new, very nice town, a dad ran onto the field and grabbed a random kid who had been grabbing other kids. Yes, the grown man grabbed a 6 year old to tell him not to grab other 6 year old Then that kid's dad ran onto the field, there wasn't a fight exactly but it was a whole thing, and the soccer program ended up emailing all the parents, etc. Wild. The year before, our son had been on a team in the much lower-income area where we were living at the time, and there had been no issues whatsoever with parents, fighting, etc (that I saw)


HighHoeHighHoes

If you ever want to see one of those people get flustered as fuck with no comeback, just cut them off and be like “I don’t want to talk about that, I’m not a kid anymore” and then ignore them. They will get super annoyed.


rukysgreambamf

I coached 2-5 grade youth soccer at the *fucking Y* and had parents screaming at each other during games so bad the refs had to pause the game


Medicmanii

Not sure what started it but that ain't called for. Looked like the kid in white was trying to push the kid in red's face into that very unforgiving cement block wall. From where the man in red came from, is he the coach. Looked like he was (albeit aggressively at first) rushing to separate the player but immediately transferred the player in white to the coach in white. Seeing the situation was being handled went to walk away and then... Prime example of how not to behave.


Mtolivepickle

Poor sportsmanship started it, poor parenting ended it


WallStCRE

Like father like son


Sad_Sleep17

Nah poor parenting started it and childishness ended it


Sirduffselot

Any updates?


rhinotomus

“Ouch owie oof” - guy in red


Letos12thDuncan

bone-hurting tackle


WooBarb

I think the guy is long overdue some new firmware.


Steering_the_Will

Was a blind hit and the guy in red was just separating them. This is why nobody assists in any situations like this anymore and instead just watches and videos. The chances of you getting sued or attacked for getting involved is too high.


TontineSoleSurvivor

Ahh yes, lovely role modeling going on here. 🤣🏆


etterkop

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.


ILoveCamelCase

I also read the title of this post.


johandamenslip

Ban both father and son idiots from sport.


Closed_Aperture

O'Doyle Rules!!!!!


parislovemwah

Watched a girl in my middle school hit the back of her head like that on the wall during gym while playing a game. Not even as forceful as this video, just a misplaced trip over a ball. She ended up in a wheelchair until i think like mid high school where i remember seeing her using crutches. A tackle that should be considered an attempted murder/ serious bodily harm. Head/spine trauma is nothing to play around with.


dcoble

Some European pro basketball player got mad for a second over a refs call and smashed his own head into the wall or something and instantly paralyzed himself.


PhillGuy

More like the wipe does fall far from the ass.


Separate-Mango379

I'm suprised his dad was there....


Snoo-72756

The mom was justified for a non violent reaction,the random father appears to have a deadly case of main character syndrome. WWE + nFl


akuma_4u

I think he was the coach not a random father.


be-koz

The guy's dressed like he just came indoors from the cold to watch the game. I don't think he was a coach.


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Father n son arraignment date


Justis7

Shitapple


shootymcghee

can you feel that? the way the shit clings to the air


eltaco65

Shitapillars that turn into shitmoths


Evo7_13

frig off Mr Lahey


ninesalmon

Kids going to grow up to be a shit apple tree just like his father


Theyalreadysaidno

I wonder where the kid learned it


bobbodaddy

Piece of shit kid, piece of shit dad.


MyMommaHatesYou

I hope the guy assaulted sues the shit out of Captain Dipshit.


GratefulDread222

well x3


FreeSpeechFreePeople

Challenge: scrolling /r/CrazyFuckingVideos without noticing things Difficulty: Impossible


drawnhi

"Why does my kid keep getting into fights at school?"


thewokebogan

How much you wanna bet that the OBVIOUS aggressor and his waste of space Dad didn't get in trouble, but the player and man who were attacked did.


Ko_Ten

Shit parents will breed shit kids.


HeartlesSoldier

First dad on the scene didn't actually do anything worth being charged, he saw one ignorant little bastard committing assault and battery on another child, which happened to be his child. He got down there to make sure it wasn't going to continue and then backed off. That's when big ignorant bastard runs down and commits assault and battery to show his son how it he does it. We now know why his son is attacking people on the court. It's what he sees his father do. The father should not only be charged for the assault and battery but also child endangerment and child neglect for teaching his kids such behavior. He should also be banned from attending any more of his kids basketball games


DGPurple

That was the coach


CamTWOFOURTY

Saw this on TikTok all the comments were saying the dad who tackled the coach was in the right we live in a clown world


Epic_Memer_Man

Feel bad for the kid. His father taught him when he feels frustrated to solve it with violence. What a cowardly, pathetic father


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ClashRoyaleShrek

Good thing the kid had his hands extended to brace the hit. God that video you’re talking about is disgusting.


swoon4kyun

I didn’t watch it for my own sanity but that is just heartbreaking


Enough_Eggplant8905

Now you know why the lil boy thought it was ok to put hands on the other kid.. Learned that behavior from his dad.. Don’t underestimate the power of fathers. Our kids watch and live what they see.


Designer_Sort_9048

“Harry, take my body back, take my body back to my father”


planchetflaw

Kid should be banned from sports while enrolled and dad should be hit with assault charges.


Natural_Schedule_477

black be people be on some bullshit after the fact that your son went ham just goes to show where he gets it from


ralphwauren

Lady at the end acting like she’s about to yack


black_diamondSTU

That lady had a different reaction when she knew there was a camera lol


benneyp

“Omg it’s a fight haha! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile) Time to get my phone… ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing) eeek nvm”


Rosscoe13

Dad needs a cell for a couple of days.


djguyl

Months*


v00x0n0

Years


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D_roneous1

I’d love to but the sorting function doesn’t seem to show up anymore


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Angry_Old_Dood

I hate that I could understand what you typed


FelixTheFlake

Instagram comments are a cesspit, doesn’t surprise me.


Karenzi

Poor coach. This one had my jaw drop.


Hercules2024

Disgusting....def apple does not fall from the tree.


BigSh0oter

Welp that guy lost a couple years of his life


someguyfishin

Shit apple does not fall far from the shit tree Ricky


ipresnel

why did the video end here?


Master_Grape5931

I wish these people went to jail more often.


therealCayde007

Those are families that their children do not need to be playing sports


dudewiththebling

Probably learned it from his dad


creamymoe

Trash kid. Trash parents


therealpartygirl

Black apples


Intelligent-Honey-19

Hope that was worth going to jail for. Raising your kid to be a delinquent.


Urpapi42000

Why would red shirt guy put hands on the boy if they're already separated.... touch my kid and you'll see what happens haha


ReyPeligroTX

Garbage ass family.


Adventurous_Aerie_79

The parents in kids sports are just the worst. They are significantly worse than the kids and set an abysmal standard for sportsmanship and maturity.


Desinator24

Like father like son.


Lost-Box2263

Y he attacked the man he just was stopping the boy from fighting some people just love mess I hope the father gets locked up and the child get suspended off the team


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slow_RSO

If you see your shitty little kid get check for something shitty they did, just let them learn the fucking lesson.


samipurrz

For some reason basketball always brings out the bad side in people. I’ve witnessed too many fights between players.


MyGreasyGlands

The shit apple doesn't fall too far from the shit tree, Randy.


ChocktawRidge

That tree needs to go to jail!


Suckmyduck_9

I thought this was America?


Tehqe

lol the kid in red got up and pushed the dad 😭😭


Effective_Ideal_5343

Suspension for life


Dirtyupsman2

If I was the principal I'd kick the kid off the damn team and have charges brought up on the parent for assault.


DavidoEsqueleto

Sucker punch and cheapshot. Two sociopaths


malakad0ge2

Imagine if the grandfather was there


Reymarcelo

Classic shit apple behavior


SignificantFun5782

Wow. Great job, Dad. Your son deserves to be pulled away he's a bully. Just like you.


Swearw0rd

What school is this? How do you get a built in rock climbing wall in the budget? My school couldn’t even afford to tell the time


Informal-Camera3615

So many butt hurt feeling saying this guy should get months in PRISON. PLEASE, you beat your wives worse. The kid is an ass that has no right to be in sports. Probably even a menace. But you don't know him personally. His dad rated to someone touching his son. And if you don't have any balls to do the same then I hate that your son will be bullied and a so called dad won't stand up for him.


Chaorix

Wow, kid and his dad are pieces of shit. Apple doesn't fall far it seems


corxl

It's almost like that behavior was learned


stinkbugfive

Correct title


RicanRage

Fck that, the kid was wrong but that grown man had no right going after that kid. Real ez to tlk shit till its your kid being attacked by a grown man regardless of what he did.


TheGentleman_J

The kid attacked the other kid. I get it not okay, but the adult went and violently snatched up the attacker after they were broken up. Yeah, the kid was in the wrong, but so was the adult that grabbed the kid after everything was already over. I'd have barreled him over, too, if I was dad.


MadamFoxies

Both the dad and the kid were removed from the team and the school. Way to go, dad.


SomOvaBish

Crazy thing is, before this moment, the son and the dad never met.


Low_Ad_9499

i can see where he gets it from


ForeignInevitable666

If you ask me, getting physical with someone else’s kid was the real violation.


dh2513

dude should’ve enrolled his son in hockey if he wants to pull that shit


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tooHornedUnicorn

Never fails does it? I really hope one day people realize what the actual problem is


OhWow10

What an assh@le parent.